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First I take a grape soda, open it, and let it expire. Then I pour it in a tall glass. Next I put chocolate syrup and a dollop of applesauce in it. After that, I add some vinegar and pepper spices. Finally, I put a cucumber wedge on the edge of the class. Mix it furiously and microwave for 5 seconds.

In before abortion, fools

ITT genetically engineering babies for beauty or the parents' tastes is going too far. However, this would be good ONLY for correcting things like deformities or diseases. Say your baby had scoliosis, would you want to fix it before it became a problem, or spend money years later on slowly shaping it back? I'd want to nip it in the bud and fix the baby's DNA. But changing the baby preemptively solely for the purpose of "beauty" is prudent and and a WOMBAT. Also it's bad.

At 1/17/10 04:13 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 1/17/10 03:59 PM, Homfrog wrote: Here I am! My hair is messy because I just woke up.

Harry Potter.

Yus, except for my brown hair and longash sideburns.

At 1/17/10 04:47 PM, LynchedJohNNY wrote:

At 1/17/10 03:42 PM, Rohedin wrote: And nothing of value was lost.

Or anything at all:
According to Argentine officials, the earthquake was not felt on Tierra del Fuego and no injures or damage were reported.

Nothing of value was lost in Haiti either.

This, jerkwad.

I don't quite understand. Your elitism makes me angry.

I had a hard time sleeping also, because my sister's pet rabbit was playing Scrabble in her cage in my room all night. Seriously, abbreviations DON'T COUNT.

Just stay completely still and repeat the word "Sleep" in your head to yourself over and over. Lie in the most comfortable position you'd think you'd attain over the night. Don't let your mind wander. It also helps to not have a dry mouth, so drink some water, but nothing else because the taste would keep you awake. Cover up any windows or LEDs or screens so the room is dark enough. If you need them, earplugs work. Make sure you're the right temperature. And perhaps a slice of cheese or some cereal before bed to give you messed-up weird lucid dreams. Those are fun!

Hooray, I'm still at normal.... :/

I have no idea what's going on here. People's whistles getting downgraded? Seems like, if there's THIS MUCH pandemonium about the whistles, they ought to affect some other stats vital for reviews or summat.

There's a post time limit? Interesting... now how can I exploit this?

Some threads get unwound, and others are tightly spun around their spool, and I tend to like the color of the more casual, less emotional threads. But I do post to both kinds, just with different frequencies.

gb2Pandora, OP. The movie theater is obviously where this feeling of hate towards humanity came from. Avatar causes depression, sure, we've read it in news stories. But when those people post on the BBS without even mentioning their symptoms of $10 a ticket, it confuses other people into thinking something terrible has happened, or that you're a melodramatic, whining anus.

Seriously, take a Chili pill and when the burning stops, open the front door and say hello to the world.

Here I am! My hair is messy because I just woke up.

Happy Day of the B, HecticCircleCrap, may you live at least another week.

You can't spell rap without the C.

The Earth isn't alive. It does not have a consciousness as a whole, just the living things its ecosystem supports. They don't have some sort of New Age psychic link with all of nature. Dryads and druids, yeah right...

And the Earth is pretty damn recyclable. The coffee you had this morning could have contained water a T-Rex micturated right out its goldarn T-Rex cloaca, and the mouthful of air you just inhaled could have been Julius Caesar's last breath as he was stabbed on the steps of the Roman Senate.

Technology does not equal destruction. Plenty of research and SCIENCE!!! goes into "green" and eco-friendly technologies. The Earth is going to be around a lot longer than humans if anything. See the Discovery Channel series called Life After People. The Earth adapts, but not in a conscious way; it's just the combined efforts of plants extending their roots onto our freeways, animals expanding their territories into our cities, weather, rust, water and wind erosion, and good old evolution.

Finally, we have about 5 billion freakin' more years before the Sun goes supernova and engulfs all the inner planets. It's not that difficult to think that we'll have space travel / terraforming / alien contact by then. If an alien race 5 billion light-years away set out to contact us right now, they'd reach us within the safety time zone for non-exploding Earth. But that's a non-top situation. We'll fix what we've wronged our planet and skedaddle before the doomsayers start singing "Here Comes the Sun!" I love the Beatles.

In other, non-topical news, I just had a serious freak-out of deja vu, so I'm prolly prooty tired. Gnite.

But if you could change back if you wanted? Personally I'd be a Sequoia Redwood because if I changed while I was inside a building it would collapse, or I could squish a town if I changed while skydiving out of a plane.

Sometimes, like when I fall asleep on the floor wherever and when I wake up my twees hurts so bad, and it's all tingly like a lemon battery.

If you could turn into a plant, would you? Why would you?

Very very much bigly amount, a lot is for sure.

When it snowed 20 inches over here on the East Coast and I forgot to take my meds. I was HYSTERICAL and it was the best feeling I ever felt, apart from Kyle's said revelation.

Demons do not exist in a physical sense. However, you may be familiar with the term "personal demons"? Demons can refer to personality traits inside you that screw with your mind and argue with you constantly. For example, I have demons sitting on my shoulders sometimes, one is an old conniving rat-elephant thing called Grout and one is a freaked-out worrying Komodo dragon called Spackle. They represent parts of my psyche that fool with me and mess with my brain.

But you're more talking about physical demons in the darkness of a room which causes AMIs? No, those don't exist, stop worrying because you're safe. Get a nightlight.

At 1/16/10 04:30 PM, OwnzAlot wrote: camolist.com
Solved.

Just checked that. DUDE CAMOLIST RAWKS /fanatic
Your school blocks Newgrounds because it has lots of swears and a Mature section. ArmorGames probably for the whole "video games cause violence" false theory. Really it's the other way around, people with violent personalities tend towards violent games, rather than violent games giving people violent personalities. But I could understand why your school blocks Newgrounds. Try translating Newgrounds into English on Babelfish if another proxy doesn't work, they couldn't block a translation site for an arbirtary reason like that bcuz it would make them look xenophobic. But blocking "punk" and "anarchist" and allowing "Taliban"? That's messed up. Blocking Google is just over the top.

Too bad you can't show the school all these funderful arguments because THIS SITE IS BLAWKED.

At 1/16/10 03:04 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 1/16/10 01:48 PM, phsychopath wrote: That Earthquake should have occured in China.

The death toll would be even higher though.

Prezactly, that's why it should have occured in China. Those no good Chinese with their poisonous metals and personalities... noracist, just angry

At 1/16/10 03:11 PM, milinko959 wrote:

At 1/16/10 03:09 PM, HappyMango wrote: at least the earthquake will slow down imigration to America for a couple days

a plus

lmao?

I'm sure the US gov't will be importing plenty of "refugees" aka haitian drug dealers in the next few weeks.

This. Immigration is a bad thing, because by 2030, there will be more Hispanics in the USA than whites. I WILL NOT BE A MINORITY. Immigration is just trouble, why else would they close down Ellis Island?

Also by 2030 India will have a larger population than China, and thus more babies with mutations that present themselves as the incarnation of one of their many gods. Yay Octopus Girl and Monkey Boy and the Two-Faced Child! Making the world a better place through polytheist spiritualism. I mean, as opposed to China, where if a child is born with two extra legs they chop them off for homeopathic medicinal practices and/or stew.

I like Meese, it sounds better than Moosen or Moosi or Mooses. What about Moses the Mooses leading the Israelites out of Eejit?

Old news, this is from July 2008. As for the piglet, it's NOT a pig/monkey hybrid. It is a mutated pig. Says D4vy on the ActionNooz artcile, who knows what he's talking about:

It's probably had it's Sonic Hedgehog pathway inhibited during development, causing a type of cyclopia a form of holoprosencephaly, it happens to goats and sheep a lot, when they eat Verat[r]um Californicum, which contains cyclopamine, which inhibits the SHh Pathway. Nothing too sinister, but it is unusual for them to survive very long!

I researched holoprosencephaly and the sonic hedgehog pathway(I kid you not), and this theory checks out. Veratrum Californicum is also known as California corn lily and can affect the hedgehog pathways to induce cyclopia(one-eyed-ness) and holoprosencephaly(prenatal failure of the brain to split into right and left hemispheres, resulting in a mind-screw face).

Makes perfect sense. Anyways, the piglet would be dead by now if it hadn't survived, OR it's doing very well in the small Chinese village in which it was born.

At 1/16/10 12:55 PM, Haloya wrote: Pikachu's voice actor is female so isn't it obvious?

But, for example, Jimmy Neutron and Timmy Turner are voiced by girls, and that doesn't mean that the characters themselves are girls.

The only creatures that don't need air are anaerobic cells but they are single-cellular organisms and therefore inferior in their singularity. Humans are like the only creatures that kill each other for reasons other that food or territory, but it all boils down to that anyways. Don't be a human hater, stop watching Avatar. Humans are animals, sure, but we grow our own food and can change our environment, other animals can't do that. The most intelligent animals after humans in order are: dolphins, chimps, elephants, pigs.

The only reason I clicked on this thread was because I was like "Hey! This thread is about humans! That's what I am!"

At 1/16/10 12:45 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote: Ive noticed that white people generally live in colder place then black people.

Opposite way around, lighter skin evolved because of less of a need for protection against the sun in cold places like up north, when prehistoric humans moved up towards Europe and Scandanavia. But VERY good observation! You have a future.

At 1/15/10 01:55 AM, bdash1990 wrote: Being crushed by a runaway semi driven by the Incredible Hulk.

"Aww, you always knew my favorite cause of death!"

I think the coolest way to die would be fighting off a flying squid attack with a FLUDD filled with explosive aerosol foam, and then being gullotined and lighting the severed head on fire and having the head launched in a catapult at them to blow them up.

At 1/16/10 09:07 AM, Lorkas wrote: Why is it illegal to inject sperm in to an egg cell from a different animal? Like injecting human sperm to a gorilla's egg cell? Or chimp sperm to a woman's egg cell.

It's not scientifically possible. It would get rejected immediately so there's no point in legality. One definition of a species is that it cannot interbreed with dramatically different species, so a lion can't breed with a gazelle, but it can with a tiger to create a liger. In any case, the offspring of two separate animals would be infertile and unable to propagate itself as the new species it is.

Examples: donkey+horse=mule, horse+zebra=zorse, lion+tiger=liger, tiger+lion=ligon, wolf+dog=wolfdog, and a few rare species of deer