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At 1/25/10 02:31 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: Write "I AM A FISH" 10 times and faint.

This is the best solution, woohoo fishes go fishes

This was the most recent Blockland thread I could find. Don't complain about bumping, I didn't want people harassing me with "searchbarplox" if I made a new one.

Blockland is the far better of the two Legos games out there, the much worse one being Roblox. Blockland is a Subway cheese sandwich with gold leaf, marshmallow chicks, chocolate chips and chicken on it. Roblox is the wilted lettuce sandwich a hobo would offer you in an alleyway in Chicago before his friend the alleycat jumps on you and claws your face into tiny flakes which he collects in a can and shakes on the sandwich.

My BLID - Blockland Identification, far more useful than your username - is 9193. If anyone must know, my username is Homfrog.

Cool things on Blockland: Minigames like Trench Wars, Team Deathmatches, RPGs and Creeper, easy-to-use events, weapons like the Rocket Launcher, Sword, Spear, Hammer and Minigun, vehicles like the Tank, the Gravity Jeep, and the Horse, and it's all with LEGOS ON THE INTERNET. WOO.

Go play Blockland now.

People think Coca-Cola is so good because it probably still has a little cocaine in the formula. They used to put it in in great big heaping spoonfuls, but now they just slip in an amount just under the tolerance level for drugs, to keep people coming back. /crazytheory

I don't drink Coca-Cola, I drink Orange Cream Soda. Deelish.

This is pretty delicious. As aforementioned, the drop-down nagivation bar requires maintenance and a forum for the purpose of talking about existent flashes should be drawn up. Also MS PAINT FORUM. The many fans and artists of MS Paint have waited for many years now for the chance to express their creativity and goatawful drawing skillz. In addition, a literature forum as well. Thank you, Tom Fulp, for your funderful updates to the site.

At 1/24/10 05:20 PM, Saxturbation wrote: I imagine just blackness but what do people with no eyes see?

ITT blind people see nothingness, but not necessarily black, it could be any color. The brain can interpret stimuli from other senses as visual information. A good way to experience this yourself is to do the following experiment.

YOU WILL NEED:
A ping-pong ball
A red light (not a laser pointer, you can put cellophane over a lightbulb)
iPod with white noise static loaded on it
Earbuds (not headphone)
Scissors
Tape

WHAT YOU GOTTA DO IS:
1. Turn the red light on, make sure it's the only light source in the room
2. Put in the earbuds and listen to the white noise
3. Cut the ping-pong ball in half
4. Tape the ping-pong ball halves over your eyes
5. Lie down in a bed
6. HALLUCINATE! :DDDD

Also ITT people with no eyes don't see anything.

Grow a beard and then shave it off! Try an angular Abe(fig. 1) or a bullethead(fig. 2).

At 1/22/10 07:04 PM, 9001 wrote: It's that one where you are in the back seat of a car and no one is driving

Ahh, I've had that one before. Those are fun and usually instilled with a sense of contentment or satisfaction.

My earliest nightmare, from around the age of 4: the red Teletubby is actually a clockwork robot, controlled by a mummified sheep. It is the Grim Reaper, come to take my soul.

At 1/22/10 03:03 PM, mwmike wrote:

At 1/22/10 03:01 PM, Gagsy wrote: WHEN WILL IT STOP?

Maybe tonight.

I'm aroused. Very, very aroused.

Me too, sorta. What did you eat before bed? A cheese wedge? Cheerios? Escargot? I want some.

In MS Paint, draw your dreams from the last night.

1-22-10
It is sunset on the bluegrass hills of Kentucky. I sit on the ground, puzzled. There is a large red fish-thing laying on my head. It has attached a tentacle to my ear and is reading my brain. In my hand I carry an icicle, and I ponder whether or not to stab the creature.

At 1/22/10 12:01 AM, STEM wrote: Mother's a crab, father's a tree

You're kidding! I'm half frog! Though I have a cousin who's 1/4 lemon, 1/4 bat, 3/8 human and 1/8 pufferfish. Anyways, me heritage is way north Europe.

Each night Father fills me with dread
When he sits on the foot of my bed;
I'd not mind that he speaks
In gibbers and squeaks,
But for seventeen years he's been dead.

At 1/22/10 12:31 AM, Warforger wrote:

At 1/21/10 07:57 PM, naronic wrote: think about it.
We are the ONLY species that needs constant protection of our body to keep us alive. Even our feet can't be out.

About 89% of our lives were going to spend indoors cuddled by AC and even freaking DUST FILTERS

to keep ur letle nosies from bleeding

Any ANY animal can kill us easily with one stroke of their paws, hooves,
that's why we need to piss out and hide behind weapons all the time

For some reason WE are the one's that seem to catch ALL the diseases
Whether it's having sex, AIDS/HIV, to just walking out side, flu,

you're standpoint?

Oh fucking please, my cat couldn't kill me if he tried.

Also dude, Hitler was the only non-pussy on the planet

Oh snap, Godwin's Law.

Anyways, humans are evolved enough to "hide behind" weapons. We have the superior intellience of all animals that allows us to defend ourselves. We can protect ourselves with SMART from creatures who might have the advantage of MUSCLE or FAST or SHELL or CLAW or TOOTH or HIDE. TOOLS and SMART are our advantages.

Other animals get diseases too, HIV/AIDS was contracted from Rhesus monkeys, we got H1N1 from pigs (they got it first), Avian Flu from birds, cameleopardophage from giraffes, and we get poisoned by fugu fish and snakes every day.

The AC and dust filters aren't necessary to our survival, but we choose to live with them because they are TOOLS to help us change our ENVIRONMENT. Humans can change their ENVIRONMENT to suit them better, and that is one of the things that makes us human. Also we'll develop calluses (calli? :/) on our feet if we go around barefoot enough.

So stop being a zoosupremacist.

At 1/19/10 05:22 PM, Spawnah wrote: According to their website, the Proclaimer is "self-powered and can play the Bible in the jungle, desert or ... even on the moon!"

:in the jungle, desert or ... even on the moon!

:on the moon

WTF? There's no atmosphere on the moon. For sound waves to travel, they need something to wave. No air = no sound = THEY LIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

Other than that miniscule factoid, this is some pretty good work they're doing.

I like Hohos, they're Swiss Cake Rolls for those without Swiss bank accounts.

At 1/19/10 06:01 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: One time I was walking home with my friend and he had to take a piss, so he went into the bushes, 3 minutes later he came back with a scooter.

Where did he find such a thing, or was it just an extremely scooter-shaped kidney stone?

Add Hershey's syrup, chopped onions, crushed Doritos and a spoonful of salmon meat. Drizzle with ranch dressing and microwave for 10 seconds.

At 1/18/10 07:35 PM, PrinceFlea wrote:

At 1/18/10 06:56 PM, FurryOwlet wrote: I couldn't find my yamaka so I used this bowl.

So that's what those hats are called?

It's called a yarmulke. YARR-MELL-KUH. nojew

Speaking of jews this video is jewtastic.

I have only one dimple, it's on my left side. A dimple is really a weakness in the muscle wall that forms before you're born. So technically, people without dimples are tougher than people who have them.

At 1/18/10 08:46 PM, ironeye wrote: yah....i would change my username to ualldienow...its my username for like everything. but I made this account like 3 years ago...stupid 8 year old mind!!!!!!!! >:(

Whoops you're only eleven.

Personally I'd not change my username. If I at all had to, it'd prolly be to the name of some French/German Dadaist.

I am addicted to macaroni and cheese.

At 1/18/10 08:07 PM, ngman7 wrote:

At 1/18/10 08:04 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:

At 1/18/10 08:03 PM, ngman7 wrote: I think God

You cannot combine the act of thought with the concept of religion, can you?

God hates withcraft. I'm glad help was sent to help the Chinese too.

Gb2sundayschool. The Chinese are awful and deserved the aftershock. However your way of joining thinking with religion is illogical. Believers don't think, thinkers don't believe. As a wise bumper sticker once said, "You don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church".

The Chinese don't have witchcraft they just are bad people as a nation.

Lol @ everyone overreacting. DANGER DANGER RILL WOBINSON
So he pissed on a memorial. Big deal. It wasn't even a grave, just a memorial. No body under there getting soaked, just a memory. WHY IS EVERYONE SO ANGRY ABOUT THIS KID??? Yeah, he posted it on the interwebs, so that makes a manhunt okay and perfectly fine? No one has even mentioned dead kid as a witness. Oh wait, he wasn't there.

Get a life people. You don't know and haven't heard of before either of these people, the memory nor the pisser. Gb2watchinghaitisurvivors.

Inb4doneb4

I like Full Petal Botanist better.

Wait no I like no anime.

Fakey of fakeness and fakitude. The ads ARE similar, I agree. ITT this woman who claims to have the secret of white teeth is really part of a goverment dental/genital espionage association or summat.

At 1/18/10 06:42 PM, simon wrote:

At 1/18/10 06:41 PM, Homfrog wrote: and I don't understand where is David Tennant in the first season?

Not fucking born.

Nop,e the first season of the new series. Like from 2005.

Doctor Who is awesome. I've decided to start from the beginning of the current series, and I don't understand where is David Tennant in the first season? Ah well, it's all good. I've just started the third episodes, The Unquiet Dead. Thoughts?

What's worse is when black people pretend to be white people trying to be black. ON THE INTFERWEBS :O

Anyways Happy MLK day!

Garfield is awful, it never was funny. It's the comic strip equivalent of some BBC1 talk show, only it has lasagna. Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog!

But don't get me started on "comic" strips like Mary Worth or Judge Parker. IT'S CALLED THE FUNNIES FOR A REASON. But then I've just realized that none of them are funny. Ha ha ha! Durrr.

100% in approval. Girls are irrational and illogical when it comes to arguments. They always think that they are right, and will not back down from a position which is crumbling beneath them. If they can't win an argument they ignore you and your points of debate, and they let their emotions get the best of them. They jump to conclusions and contradict themselves, and more than once have I observed them crying "SEXUAL HARASSMENT!" when you have nearly bested them. Eventually, yes, if you continue as far as possible along this line of thought, the only married men will be dumb as rocks or wimpy as rotten plants, to submit to the aberrance of the future's females.

TYE-DYE BRITISH PANTS FTW THIS IS THE BEST KIND OF PANTS /caps