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At 2/3/10 04:03 PM, Newgate wrote: *clears throat* Ever watched the special olympics?

Ever watched the regular olympics?

disablophobe... -_-

Smoking is bad, mkay? Pretty soon, with all this new legismalation, the only place you'll do it is on the moon. Instead of smoking I eat chocolate, which is just as lethal to dogs as smoking (a good measurement of addiction). Also you shouldn't be so enthusiastic about smoking.

Do you freak out each day with your weirdness and social awkwardness? How do you freak them out?
I like to freak people out because the looks on their faces are priceless. Maybe 4 different people a day. For example I steeple my fingers and wiggle them back and forth alternatingly in their face, or do silly walks and lift my knees up to my nose when I take a step, or pretend to wipe spit off my face when they talk. Not antisocial, just differently social.

This is yet another cause for my idea of a McCyanide burger to be introduced at McDonalds.

Avatar was good, but I also saw that Wolverine movie (amazing) and the Star Trek film (ehhh).

You hate America because thre isn't any techno radio? There are plenty better reasons.

The world is rather overpopulated. I suggest that McDonalds' in all countries implement a new burger with cyanide in it, thereby cutting down on fatties who consume more resources and poor people as well.

A big hearty cheer to everyone in this thread for their marvellous use of sarcasm.

Do the walls hold the roof up or does the roof hold the walls up? I tend to think the former is true. Anyways just looked up some Mitch Hedberg, that guy's hilarious.

Walls were invented by the man to get in our way. Damn you walls!

I thought Chaos Theory was about entropy and the heat-death of the universe. So is Anti-Chaos Theory about righting wrongs, making things more orderly than they were, and the frostbitten death of the universe? I don't geddit.

It's not even correct to say we only use five percent at one time. MRIs and such show the flow of blood to regions of the brain in use. It varies.

The mind IS pretty shweet. We're smart enough to know and understand where we came from (excluding religious wackos). We're sentient enough to know that other people aren't thinking what we are (telepathy is the next step :D ) The mind is beautiful.

Now what if you were born with two brains? If we had two brains, we could focus on two trains of thought at a time, and multitask even more (like we need to). Would your brains have separate personalities, that is, would they have separate minds? I don't know, I'm not an expert. But we're talking about minds, not brains.

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Philosophical zombie craves minds!

Mine sounds like Data, and sometimes my own voice. But for the most part I don't have an internal monologue.

At 1/31/10 11:17 AM, LDAF wrote: My own voice. But if I had to, I imagine Billy Mays.

"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, AND I'M GONNA TELL YOU ABOUT WASHINGTON STATE. WASHINGTON STATE IS..."

Pff, I wish.

Oh yeah, Billy Mays is a cool internal monologue voice.

Aliens do exist, it's a matter of probability. Out of all the planets in the universe there are definitely some with life. I don't believe any aliens have made contact yet. Of course there's the Mars Rock Bacteria thing, but that's a billion years old and dead and microscopic. ITT any aliens out there are going to exist in a multitude of forms, much different from our ideas of life. Imagine binary planets, the surfaces 10 feet apart, and a sort of brown mangy Domo-kunesque creature with a foot on top and on bottom to hop back and forth between the two planets. Imagine fish that swim in liquid hydrogen on a Jupiter-like planet. Imagine birds ninety stories tall with six soolnds(elephant feet) living on a planet of solid gold. Imagine an ice planet with boiling wheel-shaped lizards. These are a few of my favorite things. In any case, they're not going to be what we expect. We'll probably never meet them in our lifetime though.

OOT: Nazis invented Sea Monkeys.

I like glass bottles because they're good for the environment. Also glass has really interesting properties - it's made of FREAKIN SAND. Also it flows slowly like lead, but so slowly that it would take more time than the universe has existed for glass to measurably flow. SiO2 ftw.

A golf club with lots of little holes in it that leaked unlimited amounts of toxic waste, so I could irradiate the flash so it could never have children, and then launch it 350 yards down the freeway to get run over by a semi driven by the Incredible Hulk.

At 1/31/10 01:01 PM, firemaker60 wrote: Yes, I absolutely love the Youtube Comment Snob plug-in. It makes the whole page just look so much cleaner and viewable. Though, sometimes, I do miss seeing the idiotic comments from the masses...

My goat, I want that program so bad. Looks reeeeeaaaalll nice. It would help out a lot on the rare times I do go on Youtube. I hate how they're teaching internet to 4-year-olds and letting them troll on Youtube for wet diapers and giggles.

At 1/30/10 09:52 AM, zaci1 wrote:

At 1/30/10 12:44 AM, MonkeyV wrote: This is NOT a fucking giraffe.

its 2 of them actually.

But why are 90% of drawn giraffes facing left?

Because 90% of people are right-handed.

Giraffes are awesome. Giants of silence, they gallop and cantor, tall spotted horses with ossicone forces, such mighty giraffes drop-kick a lion, giraffes are good at maffs. %u03B5=:%u2261D

Invader Zim, Zoom!, Beakman's World, Dragonfly, The Amanda Show and All That (way better than iCarly), Star Trek TNG, Futurama. I know Futurama is coming back, hooray. Also that one show that was just lots of rainbow bars and a humming tone... I love that show...

All these shows were real real good.

Oh holy crap, I just realized the crying emoticon is animated

Intolerant much?

At the ground about four or five feet in front of me. I've gotten really good at memorizing everyone's shoes in my school. That way I can tell who's in the bathroom stalls and chat them up. But an old joke goes, "An introvert looks at his own feet when he's talking to you, but an extrovert looks at your feet." I guess I'm an extrovert and rightly so. :D

I like people who write and spell correctly. Unless it's for comic effect making fun of people spelling badly, spelling badly is no good. Also invented languages are okay, but there should be a dictionary available so both you and I know what the crap you're talking about. Punctuation doesn't matter to me as much as spelling.

At 1/29/10 04:26 PM, Cavite wrote:

At 1/29/10 04:19 PM, ninjagabe wrote: This would .

Wow, that ASCII is so understandable

ITT it's a man dancing with a mermaid. Nice bow tie!

Happy crapping dappled birthday, you dapper 16-year gentleman.

I agree with the OP only on the fact that our judgments of people are based on past experience, per his dogged example. However, when you act upon the judgment solely based on the fact of their race, that's why racism is bad. You can say you've had bad experiences with black people, it's not the same as prejudice or racism, but you should be prepared to defend yourself by not extending it just around a racial term, such as blonde or Chinese or cyclops. E.G.:

ODYSSEUS: I've had bad experiences with cyclopes, but I'll accept a good cyclops.
vs.
ODYSSEUS: I HATE THOSE GODDAMN CYCLOPES BECAUSE THEY'RE CYCLOPES!

Doongeeuns. Ahnd Drahhguns.

Nope, I've never played. I'm not compatible with that species of geek. I'm Geekicere putare, otherwise known as computer geek. I'd expect I'd get along rather badly with those tabletop geeks (Geekicere tabula).

Anyways good luck with your huge decks.

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At 1/28/10 05:31 PM, streetbackguy wrote:

At 1/28/10 05:31 PM, Master117chief wrote: Borat is a little old now, you know...

stil makes for a good photoshop

No it doesn't, you turkey baster.

Wait...

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicceee... Very good looking on you. I have respect. But don't wear it in public, only on the internet.

I built the computer I'm posting on out of orange crates, an HDTV, some loose wires, a flashlight, my cellphone, and a telegraph machine. -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / ..-. --- .-. / - .... . / .-- .. -.

Do not gaze in glad heart now upon the General Forum, a takeover is at hand. Wi/Ht users, I accept ye but not in good faith. For if such a fanciful revolution of hostilities must occur in these gentled walls then so be it; let one man alone to reside in his private General domicile. As for the old users of the General Forum, I ask that you not comply and not resist; if a contradiction like such is a vexation, then I have nothing to declare. Which wars has General Forum fought in? This one for sure if it follows.

/shakespeare

Omigoat, that sounds serious. How creped out are you right now? And what kind was it?