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At 2/13/10 10:59 AM, Jinx-Studios wrote:

At 2/13/10 08:54 AM, Lorkas wrote: wat shud i do nigrodns?

Oh, so now you're gonna be racist?

Oh, step off your high horse. We all know Jinx was b& forever from Pokemon because it was black, and depicting black people in shoddy anime is racist.

At 1/30/10 10:20 PM, BluLime wrote: Did you know:
Alexey Pajitnov (creator of Tetris) has not received a CENT in his whole life for his marvelous creation.

That's because he was a communist and didn't copyright it, the reason beeing that he though it should belong to the people. If he hasn't made any money, it's his own fault. FREEWARE FTW!

At 1/30/10 01:49 PM, Chronamut wrote: screw that GiantDouche - where do I get this super sexy PLUS piece??

It's an immigrant from Tetris's bustier sister country Pentris. You can't get it, you'll never get it, no one has ever gotten it. It just immigrated to scope out the game and then desert you, make you cry, say a lie, and hurt you.

At 2/13/10 10:00 AM, kamelona wrote: Success

Your prayers about coffee were answered! It's a miracle! :O /fakeworship

Prayers are for people who can't be bothered to do anything they want by themselves. They need some supernatural deity to reassure them about their insecurities and suspicions that the world is wacked. And now let me tell a timely joke:

A deeply religious man livvd in a house by the river, but one day the banks burst and the house was flooded. As the water level rose alarmingly, the man climbed onto the roof of the house and started praying. A boat came by. "Climb aboard," called the captain.
"No, I shall stay here," said the man. "God will take care of me."
Twenty minutes later, with the waters still rising, the man climbed onto the chimney and still prayed to God. Another boat came past. "Jump aboard," said the captain.
"No, I shall stay here," said the man. "God will take care of me."
With the water now up to the man's waist, a helicopter suddenly swooped down. "Quick!" shouted the pilot. "Climb aboard!"
'No, I shall stay here," insisted the man. "God will take care of me."
The water level continued to rise and soon the man was swept from the chimney and drowned. Up in heaven, he sought out God. "I thought you said you would take care of me," he complained.
God said: "I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what more do you want?"

The moral of the joke is: DON'T RELY ON "GODS" TO MAKE THINGS HAPPEN; DO IT FOR YOURSELF.

At 2/13/10 10:35 AM, quanmandetil wrote: Just checked Wikipedia: It says that the Black rock thing represents human advancement. Thats why the ape that touched it in the beginning became a human by using tools. So Dave turned into a...giant fetus, the next stage of human evolution.

Thank god for Wikipedia.

Nu, you don't get it. He didn't "turn into" a giant fetus hovering above the earth, it was just a metaphor for human reincarnation. While the monkeys evolved into humans, they were ALIVE. Dave was dead, so he got reincarnated when he touch the monolith, because it gives life and advancement. Once you're dead, there isn't a more advanced place to go (in terms of physical body; I'm not harping on any believers in a heaven), so he started the cycle over again as a new body.

The ageing montage was just his life flashing before his eyes as he died, except the monolith showed him a future that COULD HAVE BEEN but wasn't, since, you know, he died.

I just wonder whose child that fetus was.

No, Facebook is cool, but these Facebookers who are too dumb to know they're not on Facebook are. As illustrated in the articles above.

At 2/13/10 10:11 AM, Grizzli wrote: lolwut?

No seriously what in god name are you talking about

They're referencing Big the Cat and his eternal quest to catch a goldang frog. It's from Sonic the Hedgehog.

I'm available

Apparently Facebook users don't know that there's such a thing as a URL bar.

And for meta-humor, here's an article about that article.

The Burj Khalifa is 2,717 feet tall. HALF A FRICKIN MILE! It's about 5 Washington Monuments tall. The Dubaians have done what no one has done before.

That happens to me too, it's just a random normal thing with your eyes. Floaters are pretty beast as well. To me, it happens most when I'm looking at a cloudy sky, and then all of a sudden a HUGE swarm of tiny insects, "pinpricks in reality", buzz about me noiselessly and then vanish. It's like if you took photoshop and used the "pinch" effect hundreds of times all around me like black holes.

Other times I see the squiggly things, but not as often. One time I knew this autistic kid who drew squiggly lines everywhere, always the same length. It turned out he had a parasite INSIDE his eyeball. But that's not what you and I have.

The flashes of light are normal. They are momentary contrast adjustments. It is when your brain is adjusting the size of your pupils and messes something up slightly (a brain glitch). The effect of this is that more light comes into your eyes than normally should for a split-second.

And the big blotchy retinal after images with no source? It could be something like a mild visual migraine. It's a distortion in your field of view, like your blind spot extending and morphing all over the place. People often describe these blobs as being in the shape of different kinds of shells. You could counteract this by placing a dark cloth over your eyes until it goes away.

There's nothing wrong with you, everything is fine. :D

At 2/12/10 06:05 PM, Heinrich wrote: My problem with reviewing is reviewing in the Art Portal and having all the apostrophes and quote symbols all messed up.

Example below after reviewing an Avatar fan comic in the Art Portal.

That just only happens to you. My computer is fine with Newgrounds.

At 2/12/10 05:24 PM, Ericho wrote: I was reading this book called "Half Magic"

No way, I loved that book when I was younger. Anyways, deja vu happens to me all the time. Sometimes I'll dream about an event that hasn't happened yet. And then when it does happen, I have a vague recollection of the dream and I'll stop for a second and stare into space.

Sometimes I just have this vague feeling that I've done or seen something before and it creeps me out. It makes the hair stand up on the back of my neck.

At 2/12/10 05:51 PM, Timmy wrote: It's tough not to give certain appliances anthropomorphic qualities when you interact with them on a daily basis and rely on them so much.

I smack my computer in the face when it does something wrong, and I praise it and thank it when it does something right. Like Timmy said, it's extremely hard not to anthropomorphize objects we interact with.

At 2/11/10 11:13 PM, NinjaDonut wrote:

At 2/11/10 11:12 PM, NinjaDonut wrote: Also would like to point out this.

Damn! Forgot Pic!

What the hemn? What is Bigfoot doing there? I have honestly no idea and I am supposed to be a world-renowned cryptozoologist. Except not.

These photos are pretty creepy. Do not look at them under a blacklight and do not get them wet. This mystery figure may indeed be some great evil. Or just a paedo. Or maybe just a business man who was there on the same day, or a different day but got phased into that time zone when the picture was taken. I have honestly no idea.

At 2/12/10 04:18 AM, killerjeff wrote: That's just a metaphor you damned fool!

I've never metaphor I didn't like!

I think someone could die from laughing if they didn't get enough oxygen, like hyperventilating, or if they were uncautious while they were laughing, like walking through traffic.

At 2/8/10 08:48 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote:

At 2/8/10 08:46 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

At 2/8/10 08:41 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: It's just like the bible!

The funny thing is it is.

Actually the bible says that if a women is raped then she has to have her fingernails cut off and her hair shaven bald then she is sold to the person who raped her.

And you know this how? Do you actually READ the bible?

lol

The poor woman. Seriously, get her to a US embassy. How does such a backwards country not even understand that ANY sex, even rape, is gonna result in pregnancy? And they think that getting pregnant is a matter of the woman's choice? Goddamn. I'm losing a little more faith in humanity every day. /greatdefender

AWESOME FIND BRO

You will be commemorated in eternal history for finding this and exposing it to today's newbies, who will most likely abuse the system and PM Newgrounds out of existence! Hooray for you!

At 2/7/10 11:43 AM, HazeStigma wrote: You have to understand on NG nobody votes 1,2,3 or 4, if its good its 5'd if its crap its 0'd, so either its crap or somebody IS spamming you.

You are incorrect. I vote 1, 2, 3, and 4 many times a day.

Yup, someone's spamming you with zeroes and there's no rule against it and nothing you can do about it. Stop baawwwing about it. :D

I had a dream where squids had taken over the world and were driving our cars and breathing our air and walking around in our shoes. OUR SHOES GOLDANGIT!!! >:( Anyways they eventually ran out of fish food and turned to eating humans. There was some isolated pockets of resistance but most people were tentaclophiles and gladly welcomed their consumption. My brain, however, was put into a jar by the resistance's leading scientists, and screwed onto the head of a elephant, kind of like Evil Con Carne except it was an elephant not a bear. Then I rampaged into the squid headquarters (I flew in, because the elephant was grown-up Dumbo) and squished them all flat with my awesome elephant feet. The world cheered. I spent the rest of my life eating spaghetti and laying eggs with spaghetti in them which I ate. Also there was a team of Italian gangsters with wings for arms who rode on my back and cleaned my elephant teeth. Finally the barn where I lived collapsed on me, killing the entire population of South Carolina with the aftershock.

TL;DR, I have messed up dreams

At 2/8/10 06:07 AM, letiger wrote: The Hannah Montana Movie

Prezactly this. Letiger kind of wins.

At 2/7/10 10:06 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: For some reason I have an urge to swim in an Irish lake.

INB4 Loch Ness Monster

I want to go to the asteroid belt and plant baobab trees all over to mess up some little kid's life. /littleprince

Actually no, I want to go to a soda factory and swim in the huge vats of soda, or maybe compare plays with Shakespeare and the Dadaists.

Colored lights most certainly do affect fish. Most fish have fairly poor vision but freshwater fish can usually see color. So a red light is very good for calming a fish down. Also what the heck were you thinking when you named your ex-fish Carlos Spicy Wiener? Milford is an okay name (ehhh) but I cannot understand the logic behind the other. Would you name your firstborn son "Ricky Umami Balls?" Basically the same :/

Hispanic name + taste area + reproductive organ = class-A name

At 2/7/10 07:38 PM, drknes wrote: There is no such thing as equal rights and it's clear to anyone that has worked or is working.

Truthiness and truthitude. There will never be perfectly equal rights due to "societal revenge". This revenge is because women are all angsty about being treated awful, when in fact they're the goldang winners of every argument, game/reality show, and court battle. See, when people try to vett for equal rights, they really want to be treated BETTER than everyone else, not EXACTLY equal. That's why women get to mess up men's lives so much just because they have the excuse of years of not being able to vote or have a job, and the excuse of ovaries. Then again, people pay soldiers to die for their country, but no one pays women to give life for their country. :/ Except soldiers =/= the opposite of women, men = opposite of women. And what about the "equal" rights of people who don't identify with one gender or the gender they were born into?

At 2/7/10 07:40 PM, TheThinWhale wrote: They have too much estrogen in their brains and they can't think or function like a normal human being.

You might be going too far. But then again, you might be right. /indecisive

Hey, if you don't close a fake formatting tag, does it carry over and the next person has to talk like that too?

At 2/5/10 06:59 PM, Timmy wrote: I don't even know...

I lol'd out loud.

Here is mine:

No religion threads and no emo "humanity and/or life sucks" threads. Also every post must end in only one punctuation mark. So no !!! or ??? alright? Good...

wait...

When I saw the title, I thought you meant the court cases on the gay rights in the army and their "don't ask don't tell" policy. But guns? What the? You need to keep up with the news and not your opinions.

wait...

Video has been removed from YouTule due to some kinda TOU vio, but I would still like to see the trailer at least. Seems utterly horrifying and I know I wouldn't see the movie (most likely it's R-rated). Kind of reminds me of both Sweeney Todd and Dr. Moreau.

This one because I'm special.

At 2/5/10 04:58 PM, Sun-Wukong wrote: "Hehehehehehehe, I'm The Doctor."

Oh my, yes. This is fairly good except for the parts not about the Doctor. But I digress, here's my entry.

At 2/5/10 04:50 PM, ertysproductions wrote: All-nighters are only for us wicked. We who write stories and create art of the most bizzare.

All-nighters are great for the creative process! Your brain thinks up things you've never heard of and never wanted to hear. Also I've tried to teach myself to type in my sleep, but it doesn't work very well. No matter what way, all-nighters create madness and awesomeness.

At 2/5/10 04:23 PM, EpicsplosionMedia wrote: mike-stabbed by Stamper
Glaiel-Gamer-stabbed by a homeless bus-driver
DanPaladin-stabbed by TomFulp

A lot of stabbing going on. What is this, the steps of the Roman Senate? Personally this is bunk.