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I am experiencing some confusion from the thread title. I believe you are talking about a vase belonging to a prostitute, and the prostitute is rather "hip" as you kids say. But what in the name of polyorchidism is "ret"? I assume it is an adjective. I can find no definition for it.

Please explain, youngsters.

At 2/28/10 12:10 PM, AccountableMasses wrote: what do I need to do to prepare for such a trip?

A spider monkey.

At 2/28/10 12:54 PM, bman200 wrote: I think I can count to purple. That makes me waaayyyy better than you.

Well I can count to G! I can do it nine times!

I'm no longer a 128-year old noob! Now I'm a 132-year old noob! Wish me luck, and have some cupcakes.

Nota bene; all ages given are in base 4 and on Mercury

At 2/28/10 12:52 AM, Poonmonkey1 wrote: Dude that's a picture...

And that's text, dude.

WHOOOOAAAA DUDE! What are these electrons being pushed around on the screen representing? I'M FREAKING OUT MAN.

Inorganic life forms would survive. Some robots would survive, e.g. Wall-E. Some insects would survive, e.g. cockroaches. Probably deep-sea creatures would survive. If there were humans in orbit of the Earth or on the Moon, they would survive. The robots on Mars would survive if they were still active. The human blood and DNA in every space probe humans have sent out would survive. Moss would survive. And primitive life, single cells, protozoa, anaerobic life, et cetera, would survive.

Hellz yes! I've just gotten a sweet pair of Nike Goddess of Victory Air shoes! Yellow and black with white spiderweb laces and internal arches, flat soles. They are amazingly comfortable. Also they are bouncy and have tufts of yellow threadness on the inside.

ITT: Share your shoes.

At 2/27/10 11:32 PM, Randomdude111 wrote: Photoshop treads?

Agreed.

One time I had this dream where I was selling these cookies that were apparently made of frozen flatulence. They sold like hotcakes! Then the FDA shut me down because of false advertising. In a commercial for the cookies I didn't know existed and hadn't even seen before, a French caveman was paddling in the ocean in a canoe and catching the cookies out of the water with a giant tube sock. The caveman said in French (actually it sounded like monkey hoots, but because he had a beret, I interpreted the caveman as speaking French) that the cookies were grown in the North Atlantic. Actually the cookies were produced by Gary Brolsma and his cryogenic toilet, licensed to my company through Newgrounds, and then I mass-marketed them with the power of talking French people (seriously, who knew they existed?) . So the FDA, the actual building, took me to jail. I was in a lineup with four other people who looked just like me except with different skin colors, e.g. blue (and bald), glowing green, red, pink, and grey. Then they chose the blue me, but he got bailed out by the Blue Man Group on a racial profiling appeal. Then they chose the green guy, but he flew away. Finally they chose me, and I punched my way through the wall of the cell and escaped into Appalachia to live out my existence as a cookie-selling hermit. In my later years I wrote my best-selling memoir and founded a cookie-selling organization called "Mountain Bum Cookies", and was wildly successful in Japan (which was shaped like a rubber duck in my dream). My dream ended as I was standing out the top of a limosine in Tokyo with cookies being thrown at me.

It's all leading up to something. I think 2012 is too late an estimate. The only ET possibility I can think of is the Sun's supersmall twin star Nemesis. I'm betting that it will be something terrestrial, like enough tectonic activity to rip apart the Earth or something about the moon flying off and the Earth's tides disappearing completely. The moon is flying off into space a little more every year. It will affect the tides. SAY GOODBYE TO ECLIPSES DDDDD:

At 2/21/10 10:06 PM, Grizzli wrote: Damn. I cant watch the vid, it has that damn you have to be over 18" thing. and i dont feel up to making an account.

Over 18 inches? Dang I feel sorry for you. Since when did Youtube require that kind of personal info?

Rucka Rucka Ali wins at offensiveness. I feel bad for laughing at these but some of his other songs (e.g. "I Can Do Whatever I'm White") actually have quite a point on, how you say, the police treat people and also stuff about celebrities and dissing/nuking every other country.

"Germans seem to really like starting shit, but it's cool, cuz it's not like they ever win!"
"But we did kick France's ass!"
"Yes you did, but who did not?"

I'm such a bad person for laughing... D:

At 2/27/10 06:09 PM, AndrewGlisson13 wrote: "Speeded" is not a word.

Yes it is! "He speeded in a school zone and ran over two kids DOUBLEKILL"

At 2/27/10 06:10 PM, Iristorm wrote: Just avoid the problem all together and say "accelerate" instead.

But that takes the fun out of everything. Btw he's using the past tense so that should be "accelerote".

Tie between Backyardigans, Archer, and Brawny Javo.

Only it's not really sonic, I guess. I duct-taped two metal chopsticks to the end of a screwdriver and ran a current through it with a dimmer lightswitch, so I can adjust the current. The chopsticks are about five inches longer than the metal part of the screwdriver. The dimmer switch is on the handle at thumb-level.

What can I do with this?

At 2/23/10 09:17 PM, Saxturbation wrote:

At 2/23/10 09:16 PM, NinjaDonut wrote: the cliche of the of theo ne black man in the movie being witty and cheering up the situation. like in forrest gump.

Every movie needs a token black guy!

Yes, they have to fill their racial quotas.

Aside from that, I hate the "all just a dream" ending, and also the "good guys always win" cliche, especially when it's done overly cheesy. Also the overly-dramatic villain who lives their life like they're on camera, e.g. Jafaar from Aladdin. Seriously? I like mellow calm villains, but not ones who explain their whole plan like in James Bond. Mix that guy with the plastic head from The Fifth Element with Severus Snape and the kick-ass evil weapon abomination mutant from the end of Wolverine and you'll please my villain-sensing gland.

Was Jar Jar Binks Jamaican? Or am I misinterpreting his accent? For fun, replace the swear words in any movie with words from the National Republican/Democratic Convention.

You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.

At 2/23/10 08:29 PM, BeefyBoy12 wrote: IMO all of them are crap except the cintiq

oooooh yeah...

You only like that because it has a pretty woman on it. What about the actual tablet?

I use a Wacom Bamboo. Bother this obsidian nonsense, I have a goldang BLUE tablet. Whoo.

At 2/23/10 09:54 PM, OwnzAlot wrote: Sounds like Newgrounds.

/thread

In good neighborhoods, the only N-word is NO.

Chilling with my astrodad, making pop art on the pop art scene, and waiting for the Interwebs to be invented.

My Blackberry, 14 cents, my brother's tooth, a popcorn kernel, a piece of paper with the word "huevos" on it, and a little eraser that looks like a baseball. Huh.

DID YOU MEAN QUAGSIRE?

I have a bimmy of 18.9 so I'm alright. If I was any taller I'd be underweight :(

At 2/19/10 11:41 AM, Leo625 wrote: Okay okay, quit PMing me I'll post a pic of my greek god body...

Good lourde, man! You are amazing.

My great-grandpa Emil. Isn't he dapper?

I want a mustache like that.

A QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

Dell desktop Dimension B110

Goldangit.

At 2/14/10 11:19 PM, Orange wrote: as a chem major, I appreciated this more than the average person :3

That's cuz you're smarter than the average bear. :D

AHAHAHA! IT'S WATER. old meme

At 2/15/10 02:14 PM, Corpus-Delicti wrote: Because everyone knows racists usually have an IQ below 50, so their common sense is severely limited, making them blatantly racist. I my opinion, racists are just IRL trolls, meaning they need to get IRL banhammered.

or killed >:(

Stop being racistist, you're discriminating against racists! :O

No seriously, this an extra large big issue. Although, I don't think it's offensive to call a Jew a Jew. There's other words which they would take more offense to.

At 2/13/10 07:11 AM, Jackho wrote: Religion (etc.) exists because people can't understand something.
Science exists because some people try to understand.

Prezactly this.

OP, I agree with everything you said. Except for the part about cryptozoology. Zoologists are always looking for new animals to catalogue, and cryptozoology is the study of hidden animals - that is, animals that haven't been fully discovered yet. The matter is iffy sometimes about whether it's a science, but I understand it as being a science. Not all people accept it as a science, but it is a legitimate field of research. Cryptozoologists, however nutty some of them can be, have led society to discover many animals that were once just thought to be myth; like the giant squid and the platypus. Even if a cryptid (hidden animal) is debunked, like how the flying rods were discovered to be moths and other bugs flying really fast in front of cameras with low framerates, it teaches us more about the world we live in, a small chunk at a time. Cryptozoology uses the scientific method to make cases for the animals we aren't sure exist yet.

TL;DR, Cryptozoology is science, yo.

At 2/13/10 10:54 AM, Rohedin wrote: You guys missed the point of this thread. People have googled 'Facebook login' and been taken to this news article, thinking it's facebook for some reason. Read the comments on the article, full of frustrated idiots trying to figure out what happened. Pretty funny.

Explanation win, dude, explanation win.

Perhaps they do it belly to belly instead of one mounting the other. Idk, ask Sonic like that one guy said. But hedgehogs having sex probably looks exactly like a sea urchin.