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Everyone be quiet, I support his wrillish, stantinkerous, offly manadilary cause.

With all due respect, is that your face, or did a baboon crawl down your shirt head-first?

At 3/24/10 10:45 PM, Epica wrote: Am I right?

You are sooo right, you voted for Nixon, Reagan, and both Bushes.

Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man is showing the extents of the human body and how it squares the circle and circles the square; I'll take the X, Mr. Marshall.

At 3/24/10 07:48 PM, Rude-Awakening wrote: What about if you do get pregnant, and the bump is noticeable, then get a bald person to headbutt the bump, and then you shit it out

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At 3/24/10 09:57 PM, physicsman09 wrote: "A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy-rise. A morning filled with 400 billion suns. The dawning of the Milky Way."
-Carl Sagan

Oh goodness I just experienced love.

Give me a place to stand and a spotter big enough, and I can bench-press the world.

I cry because that someone was a cupcake.

I'm in a place where we use prepositions correctly.

Everyone at my school rubs my friend's sweet Oregonian hair for good luck. We do this silly walk where we lift our legs really high as we take a step, just to annoy people. We can see the moon from every window in the building during the day, so sometimes we interrupt class to stare at it. We high-five each other with three fingers, I have no idea why. There's this game the lower school plays that was started by one of my friends when he was in that grade, and it's an legend named after him. We call the male teachers "bro". We speak backwards and correct our posture while caressing our corneas. One kid passes out air fresheners where ever he goes, so we call him Air-Freshener-Boy.

I drink it backwards leaning over the far side of the rim. GRAPE N ORANGE MIX

Lick an orange, it tastes like an oranges!
Lick a strawberry, it tastes like a strawberry!
Lick a snozzberry, it tastes like a snozzberry!

Oh, please! Who ever heard of a snozzberry?

At 3/19/10 10:28 AM, Panzerknacker wrote: He knows how to stop time.

Now imagine Garfield with the voice of Vincent Price and this is a dance.

I used to think that:
the shiny grit in sidewalks was dust that fell from the moon
the radio had an animal inside it that could mimic any sound
chicken eggs came from chickens
dinosaurs were still alive somewhere
my dad could make money magically appear from behind my ear
if I built a block tower, a real tower would be built somewhere
birds could see into my soul because I found their eyes so creepy
Ronald McDonald was an alien
men could get pregnant
the three Fates from Greek myth existed and their surrounding stories
people who were twice my age were really old, and I vastly underestimated people's ages

YOU ARE YOUR REAL PARENTS. YOUR "PARENTS" ARE ALIEN LIES.

At 3/19/10 02:22 PM, 142201 wrote: Two-- Time is confusing. Try not to think of it as a linear object with a beginning and and end.

Time, well, time is more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

But anyways, my theory, the Big Drain theory (working on the name), is that all the black holes in the universe lead back to the Big Bang. All the matter that gets sucked into them goes back in time to the beginning of the universe and becomes the Big Bang. Eventually, the only thing left will be black holes. Then they'll all merge, and then devour themselves such as an Ourobouros. Then everything is broken down at the singularity into elementary particles and waves and wibbly-wobbly stuff.

WHAT THE FU- BOOOOOM!!!!

Let there be light.

Down with everything, up with everything else!
Btw insults for massive credibility damage
Posting from my phone

Why don't you ask a Thailander?

Religion, dead babies, and nationality.

I got a new vacuum too. It's called outer space.

burn

At 3/7/10 05:21 PM, LeroyJ wrote:

At 3/7/10 05:12 PM, Homfrog wrote: Oops, you bwoke it.

Did the hydraulic formula explode?

And the compy just peed my carpet.

Oops, you bwoke it.

No kidding! I love the unknown fifth Marx Brother!

that IS what you guys are talking about, right?

At 3/6/10 04:45 PM, Onepiece285 wrote: The brain and the penis.

Sadly, god only gave us enough blood to use one at a time.

Obvious Woody Allen imposter is obvious.

I'd have to say the two worst aspects are obesity and war.

BRB using a human flab shield

HEY! Don't diss him. He's awesome. He has the same middle name as Winnie the Pooh.

Harry Potter Book 7. It could have been a great tragedy, with the wizarding world changed forever, but NOOOOOOOOO, good ole JK had to make everything hunky-dory. SHE HAD IT PLANNED FROM THE BEGINNING! No lie.

It's talking about a vacuum sphere made of copper or summat. It was built by Laviosier, I think, in the 1700s. They stuck the two halves of the sphere together, pumped all the air out, and tied horses to the opposing ends. The horses pulled and pulled but they could not get the sphere apart. Only the vacuum inside the sphere held it together. Eventually they ran out of the king's horses to rend the halves asunder, and had to use civilian horses and manpower. Eventually there was a thunderous CRAKK and everyone flew forwards when the vacuum was released. The two halves couldn't be put back together because the seal had broken or summat.

or summat

Shiobock 10.

Candlejack isn't funny.

At 2/19/10 09:40 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Ugh... That's exactly like that stupid Spongebob commercial What are these advertisers thinking? I thought that whole "Let's try to appeal to modern society" thing stopped back in 2005.

I love that commercial.

BUTT WITH A RIGHT ANGLE

At 2/28/10 01:44 PM, DeadGhost wrote: It nasty when its 2:00am and your still awake and hear the noise of a mattress squeeking up and down while my eyes are wide open hearing moaning noises....

while my eyes are wide open hearing moaning noises....

my eyes are hearing

WTD... how do you hear with your eyes?

At 2/28/10 01:38 AM, ThePortalGuru wrote:

At 2/28/10 01:32 AM, Homfrog wrote: I'm no longer a 128-year old noob! Now I'm a 132-year old noob! Wish me luck, and have some cupcakes.

Nota bene; all ages given are in base 4 and on Mercury

Happy 33rd birthday, Mr. Homfrog!

Base 4, lrn2math.

Thanks for all the extremely disturbing pictures!