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At 4/2/10 10:21 AM, MALICE24 wrote: animals were not created by god just so you can conduct science experiments on them and torture them for your own amusement

How about just saying that animals were not created by god?

I like this kind of debate about feeding snakes feeder rodents versus prekilled rodents. The argument that some snakes won't eat prekilled is valid and truthful. But there is no reason to abandon them just because of their preferences. Snakes are fricking awesome. I'd save a snake over a rat any day, but a human over both of them. And yes, I do agree with the point made of people's reactions to things that are cuddly-fluffy. Both of the animals are dumb, but snakes are cooler. Have you ever noticed that no one wants to save UGLY or SCARY endangered animals (Aye-ayes, tigers, Haitians)? They have as much right to be saved, but people only want to save the endangered animals that tug their heartstrings (pandas, dolphins, Haitians).

Go snakes.

I reciprocate your feelings.

Bender Bending Rodriguez and Jake the dog.

wait... Bender and Jake's voices...

Thank you for spelling shenanigans correctly, minus 12 points for giant wall of text.

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... timey wimey... stuff.

At 3/26/10 02:51 PM, VitaminP wrote:

At 3/26/10 02:41 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Ohh man I was hoping mcdonald's like had a sign that instead of saying "over a billlion served" it said like "over 9000 served" or something cool like that.

Merry Christmas

99 billion? That is more than the entire population! And they all serve McDonalds? If I rule McDonalds, I'll rule the world!

At 3/25/10 03:32 AM, FuckChrist wrote: Who was phone?

It was obviously the girl's husky manlike mom.

At 3/26/10 02:35 PM, Panzerknacker wrote: So I heard you like earthquakes?

Press and hold F11.

Holy moly. 12 trillion dollars and counting! :O

At 3/26/10 01:55 PM, stick101 wrote:

At 3/26/10 12:22 PM, homor wrote: he's frozen in a giant block of ice waiting to be unfrozen by two Eskimo kids.

I like this answer

I'd like to see that. It's just so perfect a solution and another beginning. An ice-age on Pandora! Humans revisit after massive mind crash! Eskimos in space! Amnesia!

At 3/26/10 01:20 PM, SirWolfy wrote:

At 3/26/10 01:18 PM, Lucian-MK-IV wrote:

At 3/26/10 01:15 PM, SirWolfy wrote:

At 3/26/10 01:12 PM, Lucian-MK-IV wrote: Vegeta?

Przwc ka nzfzkvczkvkz?

Que?

...

Porquoi?

At 3/26/10 12:44 PM, Obvious-M wrote: Levi's are like a hybrid between normal and skinny

WRONG. Levi's were the first jeans invented, during the California Gold Rush of 1849. They are not a hybrid. But yes, skinny jeans are soo comfy. They fit just right.

LOL @ Luis' chickenpix

Get down girl, come on, get down (I got ideas!)

Ahaha - lyrics aside, outer space is always a good topic. Do some Mad-Libs for inspiration and then write all the words you filled in in the Mad-Libs onto index cards and throw them all on the floor. Then arrange them until you find a phrase that interests you and write about that. Or you can write about outer space.

Also British people, alive food, and a protest demonstration against something ordinary and commonplace are good topics too.

Bouncers don't get paid much, meaby, and you have to be 21 because of the alcoholic stuff at least in the US. I think you should wait until you're older to be the guy and guard some clubs. You'll need to work out. Plus what would a bouncer be doing on Newgrounds? You're no bouncer.

MasterAardvark's account, so I could post really bad and stupid Flashes.

Sweden is a very nice place, 3/8 Swedish Homfrog approves!

My head hurts from all this talk, but I think I get the gist of this movie you guys are discussing.

(Scene: Night-time, dark room, single overhead spotlight)

(ENT. Allstate insurance man with black mask on)

MAN: If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

(flashing scary images of dead, malformed, and undead peoples in Mafia suits with machine guns, accompanied by the voiceover for REPO MEN and also some deep dark cello music)

VOICE-OVER: Repo Men, coming to theaters near you March 32.

At 3/25/10 05:51 PM, chainsawmurderer53 wrote: I LIEK CHOCLATE MILK.

No seriously, I had no bana and tried it with a lemon. It tastes foul.

That's because the citric acid in the lemon instantly spoils the fat solids in the milk product, on contact. You just got citrussed.

PS This is why orange cream soda should not exist, thank you

At 3/25/10 05:29 PM, MiroDK wrote: Still, I don't believe in Satan, to me, it's more like a thing to blame our mistakes on.

And yet some people insist that there must be a Hell. They don't want to go there, oh no, but they seem to think that it exists for sinners. So what? There's a distinct moral difference between going to Heaven and going to Hell? One action could damn you? Nuh-uh. None of that shullbit.

Satan isn't even portrayed as something to blame mistakes on, he's like the punisher, or the executioner, to consequence you to an eternal fate based on whether you were a "good" or "bad" person during your life. Really, it's hardly fair. Hell and Satan are the religiots's motivation to be good, because they're so messed up that they need the idea of "eternal suffering" to keep them on the sunny side of the street.

The internet is a wonderful, horrible place. It is our love and our hate, our precious metals and our waste, all wrought by the hands of the masses into the virtual, virtuous place behind the plastic of your screen.

It could die at any moment.

The internet is srsbzns.

OP is samegiraffe, so Poozy will pooz his poozness all over this thread. Ya got that ngman7?

This is your brain after getting poozed

At 3/25/10 04:37 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: No.... you are missing the point.

When you can make your child "perfect" prior to its birth through genetic modification, everyone would strive to do so.

The "perfect" individuals will of course be the most desirable candidates for employment with ANY company with which they choose to work.

If someone is not "perfect" they will be shunned by the "perfect" society, will be unable to get a good job/work and hence will be unable to afford to have genetically "perfect" children themselves.

The gap will widen.

There will be a great divide between the wealthy/perfect and the poor/imperfect, and it will eventually be Nazis all over again.

I think there is a movie that sorta demonstrates this concept called "Gattaca" or something.

You've convinced my mighty unchanging mind. Unless the genetic modification is free, and cannot be changed after birth. There would be laws about it, forbidding this kind of "strive for perfection", and also laws to forbid employers from discriminating against employees based on their genetic makeup. And then there is the philosophical debate of: What is the perfect being? Can anyone really be perfect? Granted, it would probably be decided by the government or the fashion industry. Now that I think about it, every preteen girl getting seven toes on a foot and a parrot beak because it's "in style". So you HAVE convinced me, but I still have a few doubts.

Well, then, CYBERNETICS! Go with cybernetics. Resistance is futile and all that jazz. Would you want a touch-screen built into your arm, kind of a second skin with tactile and visual interface. I would. Meaby a computer built into the brain that taps into your auditory, visual and motor signal nerves to provide a complete artificial environment, virtual reality? I would. Dance on the sun in your mind, while in real life, you're sitting on the bus? I would.

Clearly scientific advancement is srsbzns.

At 3/25/10 04:37 PM, TheGimped wrote: Or you could look at it this way:
You're going to college.
You have a job.
And you've gotten laid.

I enjoy your rrrrrrrefreshing optimism. You are what the world needs.

Twitter is great. Some people don't understand it, skwoo those people. Twitter is a useful way to find news; share videos, pictures, games, and sites; discuss current events; see what your friends are doing (hint: they're not dumping); and catch up with the day-to-day humor of ordinary people.

(Hi Wade)

Cybernetics is better but not on its own. Grafting gadgets and stuff to your flesh would be okay because the device wouldn't work without you, but you could work without the device. But if a device is put together to think and move for itself, you've got a problem. It will disobey, which IS part of free will, but anyways; and it will learn to think smarter than a human, eventually overpowering us. UNLESS you give it the limitation of memory or by commands. How would you like an iAbs? Your abs are now iPhone apps. Press them.

Genetic modification seems like it would be useful on animals and plants. However, there's big big eugenics and ethics issues when you start experimenting on people, like in "The Isle of Dr. Moreau". I might like a tail or an extra pair of arms or something, or maybe legs on my back. But I want them. Modifiying people without their consent would be bad, okay? Also things could mutate and spread like wildfire except organically. Then we'd either degenerate and turn to muck/slime/goop, or we'd evolve to a higher plane of consciousness, or we'd become Pokemon. WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE?

TL;DR Go with genetic modification, it's much more human.

If it breaks, duct tape and turtles can fix it.

Yup yup yup. I've fallen for the hand-eye-coordination-test screamer and the Angry Faic icon. Everything else, I could tell immediately it was a screamer so I left. A good way to see if it's a screamer image: right click the image, select "properties", and look for the filetype. It's probably a screamer if it's a gif of a normal image that stays still for a long time.

I had this horrible nightmare! There were ones and zeroes everywhere... and I think I saw a two!

Conglaturations! You just started a school of philosophic thought and at the same time trolled these peeps.

Wait... philosophic means "love of wisdom". Daaaaaangg...

Any Hostess makes, some McDonalds, fish, purified water, and lots and lots of vitamins.