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At 1/11/10 10:54 PM, Homfrog wrote: Oh most definitely. At the very least just the back legs.

Wait, screw that! This is what I wanna be!

At 1/12/10 02:55 PM, shabbo wrote:

At 1/12/10 02:53 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: I keep thinking that reincarnation looked like a great option to those people who killed themselves from depression after watching Avatar...

If they killed themselves because of a fucking movie, they don't deserve to be reincarnated. We don't need retards like that on earth.

Can plants be retarded? They don't do anything in the first place except convert light, water and carbon dioxide to sugar. I guess a retarded plant would do it wrong, but how? They don't exactly have a brain. And how exactly would they be a good or bad plant?

"Karma" is just another words for "poetic justice" in today's world. So yes, I believe in poetic justice. But it would be pretty sw00t to become a dragon or something. Also I read on a Hindu forum that you can be reincarnated into a different time period, it's not strictly "your soul when you die goes into a baby born that second".

For a good musical reference, listen to They Might Be Giants' song Reprehensible.

A troll with an opinion is like a pyro with a keyblade. It doesn't quite work, but they'll constantly lord it over you and say it is the best thing ever, even when it's not. Also it's like applesauce with pepper in it.

Yeah, I unconsciously use sarcasm in daily conversation, even without the emphatic tones. It seems to me that the land of Sarcasm is the domain of the Dead-Pan Snarkers, a egotistical race of witty one-liners and comebacks.

BY THE WAY, YOU ARE ALL SO GREAT.

Oh most definitely. At the very least just the back legs.

At 1/7/10 08:58 PM, Samen wrote: That was the most awkward thing in the entire movie if you think about it.
It would be like a human chick having sex with a human / frog inbreed.

Like me? :D

Avatar was really good, and the intimacy scene was okay. Personally I think the whole idea of the little tendrils in their hair linking was a bit over the top but who I am to judge Alien Pocahontas?

Simon Cowell was the best part of the show. I'll miss what little I watched of him.

My friend created his own religion that he says prevents him from eating any meat, fruit, or vegetables. All he eats is sugar, grains, and dairy. That's a lifetime of cereal and mac&cheese. This religion is called Nyeckorianism. Heck, he has a more varied diet than you.

You my sir need to get away from his level of weird. At least start on dairies like cheese and yogurt, and also fish.

At 1/11/10 06:58 PM, Excursius wrote:

At 1/11/10 06:49 PM, RazorWingZero wrote: Nothing will replace the old Toonami.

he was pretty damn cool.

I think Toonami is a pretty cool guy. eh lays the statoin beats and doesn't afraid of cancellation

But seriously though, Toonami was awesome. I hate the new stuff though. ADVENTURE TIME! looks amazing.

At 1/11/10 10:32 AM, Cute-Penguin wrote:

At 1/11/10 04:53 AM, kikomannnn wrote: I knew a girl in high school who watched "Teen Titans" up until sophmore year. It's unacceptable. Act your fucking age.

i watch teen titans before is bather then ben 10

Teen Titans is really much better than Ben 10. It's not all action, it has some emotional moments but they can kick tweese when they want to.

Also has anyone noticed how Cartoon Network takes all the DC comics stuff and Nickelodeon takes all the Marvel stuff?

Your computer thinks that maybe you and she should start seeing other electronics.

Any tips on how to create the largest static charge I can with only things I can find in my house?

I have had eight fish, four birds, three dogs, four guinea pigs, two rabbits, a leopard gecko, a hamster, and three poisonous frogs. I trained the frogs to stack on top of each other to get where they couldn't normally go so that was awesome. Currently I only have a rabbit, two dogs, and three birds.
/petbraggard

Also what's great is to grunt your snot down the back of your throat and then cough it up. Then load it in a paintball gun for an added plus.

I really enjoyed Avatar and suffered no problems from the 3D.

...Hey!
Where are you going, news reporters? Come back!

Smoking is the poor man's WoW.

-Homfrog, PhD expert of hobology

That movie would be good if not for the rating... I have to find sixteen friends to see it with?

Brunette jokes aside, it's messed up. It only needs: mermaids which are split half-woman half-fish down the middle vertically; a balloon hunchback man; a scientist with hair; and a flock of cardinals to point at people with their human hands and shout "SINNER!!!".

Fallen angels with guns ftf.

If Jesus is the "lamb of god" then why do people eat lamb on Easter? Isn't that like eating Jesus? Religion is the poor man's flashlight. We worship a zombie and his voyeur wizard dad.

At 1/11/10 05:00 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 1/11/10 04:58 PM, kikomannnn wrote: I'm amazed she has facebook. My grandmother doesn't know how to turn on the television!

Yeah? My grandmother doesn't even know how to make a fire!

My grandma doesn't know how to become a zombie.

At 1/11/10 04:01 PM, andhination wrote:

At 1/11/10 03:54 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: He will probably just fizzle out like Aaron Carter.

Remember him?

No? It's okay, you're not alone.

Aaron Carter was awesome though. D:

Aaron Carter was pretty good, EVERYONE (hyperbole) remembers I Want Candy. But this Justin Bieber seems like a molecule in a drop of water of pop stars, one that you have to magnify to 2 miles wide just to see him. He sounds like a girl and he needs to get him some emo hair. I haven't seen much news about him but I saw the commercials for his appearance on *shudder* True Jackson and it was a plague of grey spaghetti.

At 1/11/10 04:37 PM, Cory-UVP wrote: If they fought, who would win?

If they fought, the angel would win. SMGs will always beat fairies, didn't you watch the news report about the Hyrule massacre?

It's not a robe you wear backwards. A robe is a WTF blanket you wear backwards. "Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference." - Albert Einstein

Anyways, I'm getting one for my parrot. He'll love it.

Medium Rare with about 5 ounces of ketchup. Or honey if we're out of ketchup.

...It is up for sale. I checked the source code and everything, there's no problem. It looks like you just need to clear your cache with Ctrl+F5 for Windows and I dunno what for Crackintosh.

What the sense-make? You people are joining that? Seems interesting and addicting. Have fun while I toil in masculinity.

BTW a female lumberjack is called a lumberjill

At 1/9/10 11:09 PM, Cybersief wrote: The Rock really isn't too bad. I mean, if he's doing good on Disney, so what? Let him get paid. I mean, fuck. I'd work on the set of Hannah Montana if I got good pay.

Hannah Montana got canceled, so guess what you're unemployed.

Dwayne Johnson as the Tooth Fairy seems unnecessarily bad. It could be better. He could be an Italian robot tooth fairy with rusty pliers and the face of James K. Polk grafted onto his chest. Also he has a doberman gun.

At 1/9/10 07:02 PM, lemonsourkid wrote:

At 1/9/10 06:04 PM, Lasergates wrote: football is a homosexual sport, like tennis and fencing

Shutup.

It's basically men in hard hats and tights wrestling in the mud over something which is shaped like a testicle.

At 12/16/09 06:47 PM, ParadoxVoid wrote: So MUCH Win!

For some reason when the Awesome face looks towards me, it reminds me of Dora the Explorer.

What is this I don't even

Oh wait, I know, it's RECURSIVE ANGRY_FAIC

CHECKITOUTCHECKITOUTCHECKITOUTCHECKITOUT CHECKITOUT

Yeah sure, you got mistaken for death by an dying man because you wore a hoodie. Easily possible. But feeling his heartbeat and chiz? Were you feeling up the guy?

At 1/10/10 10:54 AM, Detached wrote: TL;DR - But basicaslly I think what OP is saying is that's he's a repressed homosexual

I think he's a necrosexual.