Im gonna run on top of mirrors under some ladders with a black cat whilst spilling salt all over the place and then im gonna burn a rabbits foot

I graduated from high school so I must disagree, I am living proof that high school does in fact end

I wouldnt really call youtube a community, its more like a collection of morons

yeah I have adblocker, so Im ad-free, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Oh newgrounds trying to make money...thats so cute :3

At 8/13/09 11:41 PM, linkinparkpie43 wrote:
I can't get into your room, the ok button dosn't work for me

yeah I can't get into mine or any others :/

At 8/13/09 11:37 PM, HolyTomato wrote: http://www.stickam.com/member/loadChatRo om.do?roomId=1214758

new room

Its not letting me into any rooms, so it must be a stickam problem

http://www.stickam.com/member/loadChatRo om.do?roomId=1214758

new room

I should be your best friend because I am a Meteorite and English, like you!

We could stroll around Brookshire, and make sweet sweet love to all the lasses and sheilas.

And I'll buy you some crumpets made out of tears and vomit. Also, I am a robot, I hope you aren't prejudice to my kind. Best of kisses

Sir Thomas B. Pumperkin Hornswaleth McBritishpants Esquire, M.D., Ph.D B.M.E.

I can't drag race...so I'll have to decline. I'll challenge him in a boxing match though

It doesnt get in the way and it makes the site money so it can keep running...get over it. Its no different from a tv show, or magazine, or movie. Ads keep things going.

I actually got 4 hours of sleep today when I woke up, i couldn't even think so I went back to bed and got 3 more hours of sleep.

Guess I'm not cut out for the Renaissance

Freud found that it has a lot to do with a subconscious yearning for the that maternal connection that we get as babies from breast feeding. Although I was never breast fed but I do like big boobs, so it's obviously ran more by instinct rather than memory.

I like being single at some times because I enjoy being able to flirt with different women, but if I find a girl I really like, I'd rather be taken

I find every human unique

I had a job, it was pretty decent. I was a lifeguard, but I quit so I could get ready for college. It was a good summer job though, and pretty much the only place hiring.

Yes, in fact since reading this I clicked an add upwards of 4 times. I feel so generous.

I wear silly themed boxers cause I'm cool like that

If you call the police he'll go to jail, which would leave your mom without a guy again, which scares her. You need to do what's best for you. This asshole step-dad could keep you from having a successful life so you need to put yourself in a better place I.E. what you call your "real dad". Your mom will always love you, shes just scared about what will happen, but that's no excuse for you to just put up with it.

Sex has always been available on the corner as long as you have some cash...

At 8/10/09 01:09 AM, Leo625 wrote: 2 hours trying to get me an erection

I think that's what left the bad impression. Floppy dick is a turn off

If they looked sweet enough I'd think about getting a pair

Most of the NG chatting is done on paltalk and stickam I believe. I haven't been in paltalk in quite a while though, so im not sure how active it is. Im sure there are other little chat groups too, but I don't know of them.

At 8/10/09 10:27 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Excuse me?

Apparently people in Australia are very interested in flying to Singapore

I come to waste some time in between activities, plus it's always good for some laughs

hahaha I laughed when it was Nov 4th and they put the Obama picture on the baby, that caught me off guard. It was weird watching this kid I'll never know growing a year in 2 minutes. What do you think he'll think when he grows up and his parents tell him that they posted a years worth of baby pictures on the internet for all to see?

Drop it off a building with an explosive charge tied to it, then blow it up mid-air

Newgrounds is getting more and more boring and less and less exciting

Chicken Fried Rice

I usually rip mine apart and then feast on the leftover mashed up mess

At 8/8/09 11:26 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: and here is your goodbye ...mwahahahahahaha

It's lovely to see you again too :D

Hey Rig, can I help judge :3