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Cults are great.

They are pure comedic gold.

Like the invisble door trick, pies, sarcasm or anvils make of rubber.

Lucozade is my hot hot sex.

Yum.

I don't like beautiful people.

They tend to be arrogant.

In theory, good plan.

In execution....not so much.

Ok let's just ignore the huge piles of dead Lebanese and Palestinians who aren't connected to terrorists shall we?

An air strike on a Palestinian hospital?

Oh well there was probably a terrorist in there, good job Israel!

I think cracker is funny.

I don't even like crackers!

At 12/27/06 09:07 PM, Xyklon-B wrote: If "Global Warming" is true, then think about the positive affects would have on the world:

1. There would be more land with moderate climate for all those people who are "overpopulating" the earth to live on. (Overpopulation problem solved)

2. There would be more fresh water available for irrigating desert lands. (Food Shortage solved)

3. More arable land to grow crops. (Food Shortage solved)

4. Milder winters. (Heat fuel shortage solved)

5. Milder winters. (Less sickness)

6. More Ultra Violet rays getting to earth. (UV kills some bacteria)

7. Longer summers, longer tourist seasons. (More national income)

Source: "How I Know "Global Warming" Is A Lie" by Dr. Samuel C. Gipp

1. There will be little land left, and that will be very over populated, with disease running rife.

2. I wouldn't call sea water fresh.

3. Less land = less crops.

4. Winters in many places would get harsher, as the cold water from the ice caps cools the warm water that heats the country up. Like here in Britain. Bye bye Gulf Stream!

5. See above. Also the rotting corpses in the water tend to you know... infect things?

6. SKIN CANCER!

7. No tourists. THEY'RE ALL DEAD!

It's perfectly alright for us to watch films where people get torn apart, but running over a drug dealer!?

Oh noes now Johhny is corrupt!11!

We'll stop celebrating Christmas as soon as you change the date and stop celebrating it on our pagan holiday.

Go on get.

Actually crime has decreased.

The Nazi party doesn't really do anything anymore, they are there, I have seen them. They have a big compound in America.

So they are lying about all the destroyed buildings that I HAVE SEEN!
Ther were just painted on were they? Like all the people who were evacuated from Lebanon?

At 8/8/06 09:59 PM, animeenthusiest wrote: You are the worst kind of scum on the planet. Gays should have equal rights because they're no different from us except that they find something different attractive. Who's next on your agenda? Perverts who love hentai & tentacle rape? There are plenty of those kinds of people on here. Hell, I'm on of em.

Rock on brother. Except the hentai bit, that stuff is just creepy. But whatever wakes your snake.

Russia is a dying nation. Just leave them alone to die in peace.

The ice around the polar areas is metling. A chunk the size of Wales broke off and melted a while a go. Inuits around the area also say that the snow is melting earlier.

As a result of Global Warming some areas will get colder. In the UK for example there is speculation that the cold freshwater from the ice caps would cool the Gulf Stream thereby plunging us into a winter like NEVER BEFORE.

Bugger.

Everyone is curious as to what is in Area 51.

But you aren't allowed to go wandering about every military base are you?
Or are there aliens there too? And are there aliens behind that 'authorised personnel only' door at the Little Chef on the M5?

At 7/25/06 08:45 AM, Der_Pandar wrote:

I recall seeing this in Spider Man, before it created a psychotic, eight-armed Alfred Molina. Don't worry, the 5-foot thick walls will protect China from the GIANT RAY OF CONCENTRATED THERMONUCLEAR ENERGY it's going to unleash.

Oh Flying Teapots of Ghandi!

Psychotic eight-armed communists! Save us Obi-Wan Kenobi! You're our only hope!

I like war...THE WAR ON DRUGS!

Marriage isn't Christian.

So back in the B.C. ages before your 'saviour' was born nobody was married?
How about your saviour's mother and father? Were they married?

And nowhere in the Bible does it say specifally 'Thou shalt go out of thy homes and smite thee homosexuals from this land'.

Maybe squishing a bug metaphor was a little harsh.

Communism = bad
Capitalism = also bad
Hippinism = No.

A foetus cannot think, it's like squishing a bug.

I think that humans created a God, in order to try and justify our existnce, because with being sentient, comes thought. And with thought, comes fear.

He found out smoking was harfmul too.

At 5/13/06 11:54 PM, hhcash wrote: I've heard about what that book/movie is about, and it seems cretive and a good theory and can be real. I think the main thing is that Da Vinci used the blood of Christ to draw the Mona Lisa.

One problem. Da Vinci and Christ lived hundreds of years apart, blood would have decomposed by then.

I wouldn't call us European's education the best (see?) You should see all the people who still don't understand the words 'depict' 'portray' and 'learn'

I got ambushed by Jehovah's Witnesses once, couldn't avoid them.

At 4/18/06 02:42 PM, blinddragon wrote:

At 4/18/06 02:36 PM, HolyDonut wrote: And the Koran says you can commit war to defend your homeland.

It also says that if "they"(your enemy, or whoever) want peace, then give it to them.

Yup.

Harmless my arse. When I lived in London and noone was smoking near me, I was alright, cool ,no probs. (So you cant label it on pollution) When I moved to the country, and people in the school were smoking everywhere, boom! Difficulty breathing!