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I really don't know why you'd consider this funny.

Sorry for double posting, but this submission looks stolen to me. not stolen, but its a music video he obviously didn't make..

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  Rebecca Black Friday Song by Dopieh

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It's possible, after the shit i've seen in this world.

You'd be naive to believe the only thing that exists is what you see around you.

nah man, i'd totally tap that one girl from roger rabbit.

here's what you do. You hit that dime piece. If she tries to spread word of your little dick, then just go with it. people tend to not make fun of those that they can't hurt. Don't react to people who make fun of you and you'll definitely win. Besides, if she does, you can just be like, "pft, thats why you AND your friend still had sex with me after seeing it huh? makes real sense bitch. "

Also, unless you're asian (no offense asians, just being stereo typical for a minute) your dick honestly can't be that small to where a girl says she doesn't want to have sex with you. I mean shit, before I got laid I used to think I had a small dick. Turns out 9 inches hard aint that small. I still think its small, but every girl I sleep with says otherwise.

Conclusion: give it a try man! either way, you still win in the end!

,<3

At 5/10/11 12:47 AM, byteslinger wrote: To: Master Sgt HoboPorn

From: EGSC ByteSlinger

Fucking long.

hahahaha, nice ending, I love it. Um, 2 things, #1, I may be put back on a flight back to Washington tomorrow. Dunno why it matters, just thought i'd mention it, because i'll be moving in with my girl, getting things situated with, working out, getting ready to join the Army.

And #2, i've said a couple rude things which would start a flame, but i'm the type of user that if I do start a fight I will be mature and say yes, you win. (not pointless fights but if I get into an 'my information is right, prove me wrong bitch!' scenario. But if accepted after my review, I realize I am representing the EGB so I will not flame, period.

if you'll be reviewing my flashes NOTE: "fighting 1" and "fighting 2" start out the same but have different endings. all my flashes I made the 1st month of doing flash.. then I stopped cause thats when I stopped NG as well, do too IRL reasons.

Oh and..

Yes, I accept the terms and conditions,

At 5/9/11 08:43 PM, Addict wrote: went patty flipping with a couple bros yesterday

rounded up about a quarter of some pretty great shrooms

had a nice trip, went swimming and then tried to eat a bagel

try eating 7 grams of closed cap kabenzies and going to an abandon world war 2 bunker..

THEN, imagine what it must feel like to see 3 ghosts surrounding you for the first time...

THEN THEN THEN!!! imagine what it feels like to go home, and 3 months later, be in a room with your girlfriend, and see One of those ghosts, not say a damn thing, and have your girlfriend ask you if you see that...

Yeah, FUCK ALL YOU NON BELIEVERS!

Anyways, anyone here live in utah and can get me a bag of bud? i'm here for 30 days and have no hook ups :(

I like to come here to learn.

true shit.

Um, only had surgery once, I had to get my wisdom teeth pulled. And I have 7 of them, when you're only supposed to have 4... oh, and the dentist ended it with a, I might have a rare cell in my body that lets my wisdom teeth regrow.

Oh, and for future reference I might have to get my collar bone re-broken in order to put it back right. Basically when I broke it, the bone overlapped the other one when I landed on it jumping on an icy day snowboarding. Had to carry my snowboard all the way down the mountain in the other arm, and it fucked up the alignment in the process with so much weight on the other side. So, it healed back wrong, like I said, it looks like its overlapping the other bone its supposed to connect to, if i could use my computer to show you what it looks like i'd say it looks like this.

---/-----

I Was lucky it didn't rip through my skin, which the doc said he was surprised as well when I got to the hospital. SO, long story short for you ignorant folk. I might have to realign it later in life ith surgery. Or re-break it myself and let it heal back right... if I get lucky and break it in the same place again.

At 5/9/11 10:01 PM, byteslinger wrote: But if not, we'll just have to start a new review and vote-in process, and let the Barracks look you over and give their collective opinion.

Please don't take it personally - this is SOP for all members absent more than a year.

Let me know what you'd like to do - I'll be glad to help in any way I can.

*Salutes*

EGSC ByteSlinger
Barracks Recruitment Officer

You are also a leader, so I will not go behind your back and ask ER to skip the process. I respect your decision whatever it may be in the end. I can't exactly remember what to do, what process to go through, so if you could help me out there, just let me know what I have to do in order to join again!

At 5/9/11 07:55 PM, Illegal-Product wrote:

Army < Marines < Rangers

let me fix your list you got up there.
Army < Marines < Rangers<Special Forces<Delta Force

There have been a lot of accidental deaths in Ranger school.

true... not long ago i was reading about a guy who lost his life in training.

Why would Rangers be < special forces? Rangers ARE special forces dude...

But you guys should pray for me when I go to Ranger school.

At 5/9/11 09:36 PM, Jolly wrote:

Maybe I'm missing something here. I don't recall this name on the roster. Did you use a different name before? If you did, well, that might help clear things up.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/3873 19/560

From first post by Major-punk on that page.
"26 // 07,320 // 0687 // HoboPorn"

Eeeepp!!! maybe I should fill out a new application, damn it's been 5 years already? ffuuuccckkk.

I'll leave it up to you to make the decision on what I should do, sir.

Fuck man, I wish I would have seen this club when i was playing COD. I JUST stopped played a couple weeks ago because I moved out of my buddies place. I was a few levels from 8th prestige on MW2 and i'm only 4th prestige on black ops. Both games are insanely easy online imo.

That game islike crack, I could be depressed as fuck.. If I log onto COD, BAM, depression gone.

There's just somethin about owning another persons intelligence online in a fight that just makes me jizz every time.

At 5/9/11 03:18 PM, ToastedToastyToast wrote:

At 5/9/11 03:15 PM, CharltonChinchilla wrote: It wasn't really your brother what's it like getting hit by an 8 year old? herp

Gasp! How unexpected!!!

p.s. He isnt my brother anyway, hes my halfbrother

Ooooohhhh, I forgot you have to be 100% blood related in order to be related in any way.

Damn, i've been stupid for too long...

At 5/9/11 07:02 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Amazing what a cough will do to a news photo.

amazing how a simple cough will effect peoples opinion on the photo..

zomg! it's making people not look at obama!! hurry! the planets doomed!!!!

At 5/9/11 06:13 PM, Jak29 wrote: thanks for you're help every one, you stopped me from looking like a douche

Oh yeah?

Lol <3

At 5/9/11 05:11 PM, yonokowhat wrote:

At 5/9/11 05:07 PM, Canas wrote:

Yeah, it's stupid, but most religions are stupid.

tell that to a buddhist and he'll go fucking mental

You don't know the first thing about Buddhism if you think that.

He'd hear that, look at the person, feel sad for them that they don't believe in anything other than what their eyes show them.

Then walk away. Funny, he won't even feel sad for them. For he knows the real truth ^_^

Ugh, i'm dumb. Didn't see this posted under the "change your forum signature" thing.

"NOTE: if you're not seeing the image like this in the forums, then it is because your browser is caching the image. You will need to force a reload of your browser's cache, or clear it completely"

How the hell do I reload my "browser's cache, or clear it completely"?

Sorry for double posting!

At 5/9/11 06:22 PM, Tateos wrote:

At 5/9/11 06:04 PM, HoboPorn wrote: helllllaaaaa

You are from the west cost.

Lol, bet your ass I am.

And for some reason my sig doesn't want to change, it said error, dimensions are wrong or some shit. Then I tried refreshing the page, it worked, and doesnt say the error thing now. yet, doesn't want me having that sig haha. Is there a time limit thing until it saves over?

At 5/8/11 11:22 PM, byteslinger wrote:
As for your admittance - you'd have to formally request an application, and we'll put it up to a vote, as we do for all new recruits.

Why would AnalPenguinFarming get to be set to active again and I have to fill out an application again instead of being activated? Doesn't make sense to me.

Don't take this as me bitching, I'll fill out the app.... again. If I have too. I'm just curious, why? I'm not a new recruit, I used to be around a little less than a year ago, but do to... "life" didn't have much time to ever get on or even use a computer for that matter, haha.

At 5/9/11 03:35 PM, Simple wrote:

At 5/9/11 01:21 PM, Turkeybean wrote:

At 5/8/11 07:47 PM, HoboPorn wrote: I used to have one of the most memorable sigs back in the day before the redesign.

Yeah you did...

Heellllaaa good Turkeybean. Lovin it! thank you! :D

I remember that old sig, nearly vomited every time I saw it.

Hahahaha, that made me helllllaaaaa laugh. Surprised anyone even remembered O.O.

Considering 1/4 of everyone in Africa has Aids.... not including other diseases... so probably 2/4 or 3/4 have some sort of disease...

I could see why they'd want too cut out all the homosexuals. That would drastically reduce the STD rate. Not by much, but still, by allot.

Not taking sides fyi.

Um, right this moment since i'm stuck in bumfuckUtah i'd teleport back home to my girlfriend, so i may see her again.

But in theory? I'd probably teleport into one of the pyramids in egypt and see wtf the government is hiding from us. Even tourists arent allowed to go into the pyramids. and if they are, they're only allowed in like 1 room.

If you can't take it, then tough. I'm not gonna stop being me just because you can't take what deep down you already know.

Honesty over nice any day. Though, most of the time they're one in the same.

I used to have one of the most memorable sigs back in the day before the redesign. Everyone knew of it just like my username, but, sadly, I lost it when they did a reformat of sigs and new dimensions. It didn't look right with the new dimensions. So I was stuck with the one I have currently.

Anyways, does anything think they're up for the task of making a sick ass sig of my name and a hobo santa or something comedic? idc, I'm up for anything!

If you can't, thats fine. If you think you're up for the challenge i'm all eyes!!!

At 5/8/11 04:36 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Dude, you're one of the users with possibly the funniest names I've ever seen. I've been wondering for quite a while where you went off to. I'm sure it's been a good reason though, as I've taken a similar absence from this club.

I'm requesting to return to the active duty list as well.

I remember you! I always liked your name as well, probably because I like penguins. Not like that or anything >.> haha.

But yeah, how's the club doing anyways? the leader still active or is this mainly just a place to post stolen flashes now?

At 5/1/11 07:30 PM, EpicFail wrote: I'm not going there and getting high.
And I'm not sitting here and getting high.
In fact, I'm not getting high at all.

Epic Fail.

At 5/8/11 03:21 AM, Timmy wrote:

At 5/8/11 03:19 AM, HoboPorn wrote:
Agreed. Thats why I and allot of other users stopped coming here a while ago.

Who the hell or what the hell is an OP?

"Original Poster" - the person who started the thread.

And welcome back.

Thank you, i've actually missed this place, WISH i kept my deposit points up haha.

And I notice allot of new acronyms or phrases since i've been back. Thought OP was a person for a few days haha.

And so i'm not irrelevant to the topic:

to incendiaryproduction who wrote ""Newgrounds was not originally intended for the web, but rather was a Neo Geo fanzine by the name "New Ground", "Neo" being a synonym for "New", and "Geo" being a synonym for "Ground". I published New Ground from my parents' basement in Perkasie, PA, sending sporadic issues to around 100 members of a club on Prodigy. I was 13 at the time, which explains why I have so much faith in today's thirteen year olds."

-Tom Fulp"

Tom, not everyone can create a great website at 13... I know you feel proud.

But most of us feel annoyed. Shit, even I (looking back on myself) was annoyed of myself at 13 and the flames or stupidity i'd start up.

At 5/7/11 05:40 PM, SizzleBolt wrote: OP is right, I'm getting pissed of checking out Review's just to see some fanboy remark "shit waz funny lol PWND!!!!11" It's ruining the purpose of Reviewing people's submitted work; just like Youtube comments...

Agreed. Thats why I and allot of other users stopped coming here a while ago.

Who the hell or what the hell is an OP?

So, its been a looooooong ass time since i've been on this site. I've been coming back the past week. Was wondering if I may re-join the club?