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At 5/26/11 05:00 AM, Yert wrote: That probably destroyed that guy's mental health. I highly doubt he'll have any idea how to socialize after getting out of that. Think about it, nearly 30 fucking years. That empty, blank room would be the only life you know.

Too bad he wasn't a bhudist, He definately would have reached enlightenment after that long.

At 5/24/11 03:39 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: At 5/24/11 03:34 PM, HoboPorn wrote::
I never said anything about the tasing part. Everything I said was about the mother's poor ways of parenting her 10 year old daughter. At least someone punished the spoiled little girl.

I know... you clearly missed my joke lol.

I got to see him in concert last year in Seattle. It was pretty sweet.

At 5/24/11 09:05 AM, Dean wrote: Don't worry folks, Jesus says:

"But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only" - Matthew 24:36

Basically, this old man thinks he's better than Jesus.

Gert em boys >:(

At 5/24/11 03:21 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: This is why the next generation of kids are going to be fucking pussies. No one wants to hit their kids anymore or punish them for their actions. The world is becoming a softer place.

I don't know man, tasing sounds like a lot more of an efficient way than spanking. Plus they got the scary cop in there also for more of a mind fuck!..

Yeah, keep this kind of punishment. You've got my vote!

At 5/24/11 03:52 AM, EpicFail wrote: I swear this exact thread was kicking around a few months ago, and is now remade.
Anyway, long story short. No. They don't.

Agreed.

also, nice lvl up!

At 5/23/11 06:14 PM, Lorkas wrote::

WHAT IS THE POINT OF LIFE IF ALL THE EXPERIENCES ARE FALSIFIED BY A FEELING OF NUMBNESS THAT HAD BEEN CREATED BY WEED

I'm not talking about being in a perpetual state of High 24/7..

Smoke too much, you'll wanna fall asleep, or just not do shit.

Smoke a bowl or 2 helps me be energetic and focused, smiling and laughing, attentetive. Which is funny because I have ADHD. I don't make it my point to just smoke smoke smoke all day and make it a mission to only hangout with friends and get high. I'm 21 now, not 18 anymore.

And it's not a "falsified" feeling.. Your body is ligitimately feeling those tiny amounts of Euphoria. Whether or not THC is induced or not is irrelevent tbh. I guess if I have to be weird about this and try to explain what I am saying, I could say, on a spiritual stand point, or bhudist standpoint or whatever, your body now recognizes what that feeling is, and remembering is a key point. You can be happy like that and energetic and want to get up and do something and be happy about everything if you want. Some people just haven't found out how too, and need the weed to feel it, ya know, addicted to the "state of mind" you could say.

At 5/23/11 04:43 PM, dj9547 wrote::

I see your point. I've tried. Im an open minded guy. I've tried to talk to people of different faiths. The end result was always the same: I look like an idiot to them because I have different views. It's just hard to take religion seriously, seeing people act this way towards it.

This is a common misconception people get/do...

Don't care at all about the people, don't care about the loud mouths who talk the religion up, or down. It's their OWN opinion. You're fuckin up already by listening to the people spew their own opinion about the religion... Seriously, people ruin it for others. Listen or read about the bible yourself.

Don't let this worldly spam interrupt your own time for taking your own chance at doing research on the bible.

I wouldn't be religious at all if I listened to other dumbasses try and tell me about the bible.

Read it yourself.

At 5/23/11 05:37 PM, stafffighter wrote: To: Pot smokers.

We are prepared to admit that pot should be legal on the condition that you stop pretending to have a higher purpose than your personal convenience in getting and having pot. We look forward to your response.

Signed,
Everyone

We don't pretend to have a higher purpose. We simply are merely happier than the rest of you because we only have One thing to look forward to everyday. One Good thing. as appose to going through life hating lookin forward to work, or getting up in the morning, or being bored, or walkin around aimlessly, etc etc etc.

With weed, all those things are now, Fun.

Mickey-D's taste like chemically altered cardboard.

They've seriously gone to shit these past few years.

At 5/21/11 09:49 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote::

I guess I'll weight my options here. Don't count on it taking too long.

Somebody needs to kick me in the ass, so I can get some motivation to b/p. I've been on a good roll for the first 2/3 of the month, but this whole rapture bullshit totally took it out of me. I was all ready to go, packed my suitcase and everything. Bummer.

You really need to take a long spiritual journey and understand this world better if you took the rapture seriously.

Me and BlueHippo were hella good friends when I used to come on here. Now he never comes on :(

Or you can just use the classic Ezekiel 23:19-20, which basically said that Egyptian men had Penises the size of Donkeys and Horses, TRUE... look it up.

From the rapture encyclopedia page. Is he saying they were the size of the animal itself? or the penis of the animal?

:oh yeah, raptures a lie.

At 5/20/11 02:01 PM, Lorkas wrote:

At 5/20/11 01:59 PM, ComradeMolotov wrote:

At 5/20/11 01:55 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: For most of you it will be moot, since he probably would have been found guilty and executed anyway, but at least he would have had a fair trial.

You know, I think that we can overlook the right to a fair trial just this once.

The law is the law.

Just because a law was created by man, does not mean that law is eternally fit to follow forever.

At 5/19/11 11:33 PM, LittleWashu wrote::

I don't know about any of you, but it has been a while since I have seen this message when voting on something. So have to ask everyone here when was the last time you voted on a flash to get this message after voting?

Actually it was about a week ago in Utah, the last time I deposited my points.I agree, I was like damn.Have NOT seen that in a loooong time.

And thank you for re-instating me byte, sir!

Just got situated in more back home in washington. So i'll be using my girls laptop to get on once a day to see how you kiddos are doing.

I remember when everyone had the color of modship and mods had the color of adminship.

Don't remember what admins had tho haha.

At 5/11/11 03:40 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote:

At 5/11/11 03:27 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Washington is #8. Thats where I live, i'm really surprised they aren't at least #3.

Posers out the ASS here.

Just don't say that on cappy hill.

Still posers. I lived in fremont for a while. People get shot all the time on capital hill, yeah. But it takes a bitch to shoot someone and not fight them man to man.

Shit, even the cops here are bitches. I think we have the 2nd most crooked cops in the nation.

Washington is #8. Thats where I live, i'm really surprised they aren't at least #3.

Posers out the ASS here.

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Most hateful shit i've seen in a long time!

At 5/10/11 05:30 AM, Turkeybean wrote:

At 5/9/11 06:04 PM, HoboPorn wrote: Heellllaaa good Turkeybean. Lovin it! thank you! :D

I made your original one so I felt just a little obligated when I saw you trolling for a new one. Glad you love it man. See you around.

You're forever my sig makin man. And yeah at first I wanted to say you made my first one haha, but couldn't remember 4 years ago.

<3

At 5/11/11 02:22 AM, Sevkat wrote:

At 5/11/11 02:20 AM, HoboPorn wrote: I've never laughed harder at 2 people going at it.

If you guys ever need any porn lemme know ;)

Feel free to watch and yank your dank.
All you need to do is donate some foreskin.

I have, 2 inches of cock, aannnddd 9 inches of foreskin!

alright, seriously though, i'm outta here. Lol

I've never laughed harder at 2 people going at it.

If you guys ever need any porn lemme know ;)

At 5/10/11 07:09 PM, Chdonga wrote: No, but I have been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

What?

ooohhhh I see what you did there.. You, oh you, silly kid.

At 5/10/11 07:07 PM, Atheist-Messiah wrote: Even though he reeked of alcohol.

And people say Atheists are immoral.

Pshah.

Well, you kind of are immoral. You do something "good" and yet you make fun of that "good deed" in the process.

Dude, fuck you. You "gave" me a dollar. Then took it back laughing at me cause I wreaked!

Ass....Hole..!

At 5/10/11 05:43 PM, Earfetish wrote: Mr Hoboporn, go to www.webehigh.com and select the area in Utah you are closest to.

Actually I already did, i'm RIGHT OFF of I-15 I-80 off the main highway that connects all the way up to washington. anyways, i'm at these apartments here, i've walked around here for 2 days now, like nobody walks around here AT ALL, I found 1 guy, he helped me out. We talked smoked a bunch, and now here it is 2 days later and he's not gettin back to me at all. Which is weird caus I gave him 10$ and a pack of stoges just for helpin me out when we departed afterwards... I'm good at reading people, so if he honestly didn't like me or found me annoying i'd understand, but thats the thing... we were havin a blast tokin it up before I left. The dude was 19, homeless, so ya know, 10$ and a pack of stoges prolly made his day!...

So i'm hella confused on why he doesn't get back to me anymore. He just got a job I believe, his phone works, I just find it incredibly odd...

But yeah, since then, haven't been able to find a hook since.

Well, I am in a 4 story apartment complex, I looked over the balcony and 2 stories down saw this big dude who does construction around here holding a pipe in his hands. I'm HELLA tempted to just go down, knock on his door, be like, look bro, I saw you with a pipe, I can't find ANYTHING around here. Wanna help me out? haha.

But I have no idea if that would be a good decision haha. Watchu think?

At 5/10/11 05:13 PM, Earfetish wrote: Where to buy marijuana in Salt Lake City: If you just moved to SLC and you dont know anybody, you can EASILY get weed from latino dealers near Pioneer Park and the homeless shelters on 400 West. They sell heroin and crack, as well, but they have got some MAJORLY good weed in $5 bags that weight out to about 1.5 grams. In my experience, I have never been ripped off or anything. One time, I even fronted a dealer $20 and he made off on a bicycle. Just as I started thinking I was screwed and feeling dumb for fronting, he comes back and said he couldnt find his guy and gave me my $20 back. So I went to McDonalds, grabbed a burger, and came back in 15 minutes. Same dealer rode up to me and gave me about 4 grams of 3 hit quitter for my $20 (in four little bagies). Im serious...in all my years in Utah, I have never smoked schwagg..

Now if you want to find like-minded people, the U of U is school with a big drug culture. Go hang out at the Pie on 400 S directly below the campus. Start talking to some students and be cool with people, you know, build trust. Suggest smoking some of them out as a good will gesture. Once you find a few people that smoke, you will never be dry. Ive never seen more weed than my 3 years in Utah.

... for instance

I totally did not fucking expect this, hahahaha. Hmmm, 400 s? sshhiiittt I must be far considering i'm at like 9000s. I am definitely going to try this if I don't get sent back to Washington today/tomorrow. i know plenty of people with green cards in WA. I'll be quitting very soon for the Army, trying to have a big blow out before I quit.

Are you kidding me? 1.5 grams of good bud for 5$??? hella man. I don't think i'll be fronting, at all. haha. but i will definitely try it out. Shit, Washington you're lucky to get 1.9 medical for 20$

I'm good on the heroin or crack, haha. but still, useful to know so I know who not to trust if I DO decide to trust someone with my cash.

I'm really surprised nobody said... "But then I got high"..

At 5/10/11 12:29 PM, XenonMonkey wrote: You haven't watched a single flash in 3 years?

That's ridiculous. The forums on here aren't even that great.

yeah, around your sign up date is when things started getting boring.

You've missed quite allot of shit thats happened. This place used to be awesome. Not that it sucks now...

But yeah..

At 5/10/11 12:22 PM, RedCoin wrote: like this one time, ahmed totally lost his shit and fucked up like a hundred US troops all in one go, it was awesome you should have been there

Nah man, it was ahkmed, and it was 1,000,000! I seen'd it.

I Seeeeennn'ddd it