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At 6/17/11 06:06 PM, TwittSoup wrote: At 6/17/11 06:04 PM, HoboPorn wrote:way to many sluts here.
I'll send you a picture of my cock and my abs, I'm still not getting fucked everyday. You have to have charisma here. But then again I'm sixteen.

ooohhh that makes sense, yeah i'm almost 22. So, when you get up here, women are alot easier to get with. Charisma goes a long way still, but just worry about trust. Other than that, just flaunt your shit in creative ways, it works if you make it.

At 6/17/11 05:58 PM, TwittSoup wrote:

There's a guy with ripped abs and you're telling him to take down the greenday poster?

Abs don't attract woman anymore than anything else associated with your physique, that's like saying because he's got a big dick women will swoon over him. His hair is ugly and he's pasty.

Where are you livin? The town i'm in, you have abs, or big dick, you get laid. There's way to many sluts here.

At 6/16/11 09:32 PM, Little-Rena wrote:

At 6/16/11 09:30 PM, QuietStealth wrote: What ever... Seriously, if you women weren't so uptight about not having sex, we wouldn't need it.
It's kinda the women's fault in a retrospective.

Yeah well maybe if you men wheren't so obsessed with sex, we would be more open to it.
So it's more like the mans fault.

Oh bbbsssss Don't give me that. Facts show that alot of guys can't make a woman climax as hard as she or another woman could do to her self. But after countless experimenting and having women teach me... Trust me, if you'd sit the fuck down and teach every guy how to make you orgasm and cum over and over.. cause, ya know, you girls can do that and still love it everytime, then eventually, there wouldn't be this problem. And both sex's would be driven to want to have sex.

lmfao for all of eternity. Dude, I havent laughed this hard at a thread in... forever. I fucking love flamingos now. hahahah omfg that was awsome. I hope this gets funniest thread at the nominations.

At 6/17/11 10:54 AM, Decky wrote:

At 6/17/11 10:50 AM, Conal wrote:

At 6/17/11 10:41 AM, Struggle wrote: it probably has something to do with how you look. post a picture so i can tell you what to fix

Lol, before I shaved my head.

That explains alot :).

Nice Green Day poster lol I'd take it down before you get a girl in there.

There's a guy with ripped abs and you're telling him to take down the greenday poster?

At 6/14/11 04:21 AM, Addict wrote: Getting high and drunk while alone can sometimes be unsafe, but it can also be awesome.

You can embrace your highs easier when alone.

This is alcohol we're talking about.

Not mushrooms.

At 6/14/11 10:31 AM, logic wrote: Big enough to have a wife.

This is a gay question

I like your response haha.. then I saw your username and was like"kudos to this young sir" lol.

Mines 8.5 inches.

8.5 inches still isn't that big, you people need to get over yourself. Sex isn't the most important thing in this world. and only 2% of you will understand that.

I say this openly admitting I jacked off 30 minutes ago,... i'll let you know my re-statement when i'm horny again.

At 6/7/11 09:03 PM, Sevkat wrote: They'd have to find an item and sell it for equal, or greater value.
But, I do say, you could be on to something.

My negro senses are tingling!

pretty sure he got this idea from the 1 million dollar rubic cube thread when someone posted something about good ol' laundering on ebay.

At 6/7/11 07:32 PM, Spilda-Bongwata wrote: Ah, eBay.

The best way to launder money anonymously.

Lmfao, thank you for being smart and creative. Hahaha win.

At 6/4/11 06:31 PM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 6/4/11 06:30 PM, HoboPorn wrote: You need a ghillie suit that good... and that was WAY BACK THEN!

Covering yourself in sticks and branches hasn't evolved that much since then.

Hahahaha, touche. But yeah, kinda has, nowadays I think you where your ghilli suit AND have a fat ass ghillie tarp over your body. Can't remember. But yeah, and the super advanced ghillie suit that makes you sorta invisible :O

At 6/4/11 04:59 PM, Dromedary wrote:

At 6/4/11 11:22 AM, Jon wrote: holy shit, respect to that soldier! hope he gets a good reward.

He got a CGM I believe, which is second only to a Victoria Cross in terms of medals.

What in gods name would you have to do in order to get the Victoria Cross if you only get a 2nd place medal for killing all those people and actually living, while they know you are there...

At 6/4/11 11:13 AM, STEM wrote: guy was clearly a camper back in his CS:S days

Lmao, I Love you sometimes STEM.

You guys should read the Book "operation red wing" about how like, 4 navy seals took on thousands and thousands of taliban while falling and running down the side of the mountain, where they all lived.

That book is fuckin intense.

Carlos N. Hathcock, top sniper in the vietnam war, Had to crawl inch by inch over a 2 mile field to the vietcongs base where he was supposed to kill their General. He did it, but it took him like 3 days I believe, and when he was inchin his ass back across the field to go home, he explains how a couple times there were guys standing so close to him that he could touch them.

You need a ghillie suit that good... and that was WAY BACK THEN!

At 6/4/11 03:14 PM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: I can't see you, because you're in a ghillie suit.

Oh how I wish the stealth camo from metal gear solid existed- that would be awesome.

Actually, they've already made suits like it, KINDA, it bends light rays around your body. Isn't 100% invisible. But I believe it is the new ghillie suit for snipers.

Oh, and topic starter: When it comes to making a ghillie suit, you need to be out in the woods making it. You need to be looking at it yourself and not be able to see it.

At 6/3/11 10:45 PM, dark-fox wrote: That there Motha fuckin O-bam-uh is the anti christ he done gunna end the world in 2012 and you can't spell 2012 with out "O" for O-bam-uh

That damn lokness done, done it again! he stole my tre-fitty! grd drmnit.

I wanted to be original.

Where's a Mark wahlberg picture when you need one?

At 6/3/11 12:50 AM, Crazyhobo51 wrote:

At 6/3/11 12:42 AM, EmperorOfSwag wrote: the pairing of love (ie dionysian nature of humanity) with rationality will lead to the logical evolution of humanity

Only by obeying the Apollonian aspects of our mind can we impose further order and structure upon our reality, rather than we ourselves evolving to fit the universe, we should evolve the universe to fit us.

Woah, woah,... WOAH, dude!; Get the hell off newgrounds.

Only 1 Hobo suppose to be around these parts >:(

At 6/3/11 07:27 AM, Lorkas wrote: And all continents are water.

What now?

Give it a few million years and then say what now.

At 6/2/11 10:00 PM, Kiro25 wrote: true...

But!..

I don't agree.

seriously, its your opinion. and seriously, there is no definition to Love.

At 6/2/11 11:29 AM, seel wrote:

At 6/2/11 11:13 AM, Killerhammer wrote: If some dope fiend wants to shoot up three consecutive syringes of heroin he's a idiot and deserves to be plucked out of the gene pool. Why blahblah

The problem is they're hurting people who are not involved with drugs. Besides, most heroin addicts don't overdose, not until they're really old.

You obviously don't know many H addicts. Lots of first timers overdose because they think they can do it themselves.

This is why alot of churches nowadays give bad names on religion. The people who work for what they "believe" in don't follow their own teachings and ruin it for everyone else.

At 5/29/11 05:40 AM, Yert wrote: hopefully you'll get shot & killed

You are so incredibly stupid, I can't help at giving you attention for your stupidity.

Anyways, to the topic poster. Wtf would an australian military be like haha

I've quit plenty of times. Heh.

But, don't do the patch, or chew gum, you're just switching what you're addicted to doing. Just quit cold turkey. first 2 days suck, but after that its relatively easy.

Please for the love of god watch this beautiful piece of art.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwZOR h66A90

Omfg, I haven't heard of your crackhead ass in so long.

I'm about to join myself. Army, Infantry.

At 5/26/11 01:23 PM, Yuan-Ti wrote: Good new at last. After Disney filed for the trademark of SEAL Team 6, the Navy filed for Navy SEALS and SEAL Team. Thanks to public outrage against Disney, they surrendered the trademarks to the Navy. Hopefully this means there won't be some awful reenactment movie coming up.

Link

Navy: We'll ask you,.. politely... hand over the trade mark to SEAL team 6!

Disney: NEVER!!!!

Navy: Ch-chk.

Disney: >.>...<.<....Here ya go.

At 5/27/11 02:33 PM, Coop wrote: At 5/26/11 05:17 PM, Bahamut wrote::
And this is what makes you the user of the year.

Has your tank arrived yet? I wouldn't have said so, since it would have been posted in the LUL, but you never know, you might have swept this one under the rug, what with your NG showbiz lifestyle you now have :P

SA....

NAP!...

I haven't heard of bahamut in like 3 years. I'll be damned.

Dude, sign me up!