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At 18 hours ago, Schizo-Sephy wrote: The mods here really do a fine job.
People just can't accept consequences for the actions.

Yeah the mods are incredibly nice now... back in the day i've been banned for saying "I haven't been banned in a while" while also being relevant to the topic I posted in... seriously, shit was nuts on NG back in the day.

At 19 hours ago, hitman1993 wrote: Two seniors in my high school committed suicide within a month of each other. When I made a thread about it, I got badly trolled. I'm glad Newgrounds is acting more civilized this time. I truly understand your situation better than anyone else on this site, you have my condolences.

YES, THIS. I am really proud of NG to give condolences and be mature and actually heart felt.. I remember back in the day when stuff about people committing suicide came up that they'd see it as a flame target or whatnot.

I'm sorry for your loss, just remember her for her good memories:)

At 2 minutes ago, Schizo-Sephy wrote:

At 1 minute ago, HoboPorn wrote:

Yeah, like, imagine being on mushrooms where everything in the world is brand new, beautiful, scary; you want to "say" something... but can't... Thus, Noises.

The song "A Whole New World" From "Aladdin" came into my head after I read that.

AAaaaaa wwwhhhooolllleeee nnneewwwww wwooorllldd....

A place-..

Ok, i'm done.

At 11 hours ago, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 1 minute ago, TitsMagoo wrote:

Get over it, cockmunch. I hate kids too, but have some fucking self-control. It's a helpless child, and can't communicate except by crying.

Yeah, like, imagine being on mushrooms where everything in the world is brand new, beautiful, scary; you want to "say" something... but can't... Thus, Noises.

At 22 hours ago, Zombaii wrote: Would you prefer to be stuck in the Zombie Apocalypse with zombies that have the Rage Virus (Such as the zombies in 28 days later) OR would you rather deal with the walking dead ( dead that just rise from the grave) Also I'm not talking about the TV show :P I love the tv show though.

I would rather be stuck with the Rage Virus zombies. It is in my opinion more realistic. I think it would be more fun and challenging.

Um, considering that zombies are corpses whom of which their ligaments and skin is decaying at a high rate... It wouldn't be plausible to have Rage zombies... the use of their limbs that fast and much they'd tear a leg off just trying to run that fast.. So, walking dead seems more of a possibility than Rage zombies.

At 13 hours ago, MiloBased wrote: Pokemon.

Seriously, a bunch of you fuckers love pokemon. Why???

This cardshop/bar in seattle I go to has these 40 year old men who get together with other 40 year old men that are called "Bronies" and they play with my little pony dolls for like 12 hours straight... in a family establishment... It's fucking disgusting.

At 1 hour ago, Alisbet wrote: Ok, it might be really far away but what do you think NG would be like in the year 2100 if it still exists that is.

It would be like an virtual MMORPG.

At 21 hours ago, SolidToad wrote: I hope so. Shitty flash is annoying.

Um, you don't know much about the clock crew if you think that all of it is shit flash.. some of them actually made phenomenal art work and amazing animations that have won plenty of big awards.

Granted yes, the lesser folk of clock crew do ruin it with annoying flashes.

At 7 hours ago, ArthurGhostly wrote:
And then anyone who isn't offended can continue with no trouble or interference.

Who are you to decide what is and isn't acceptable for everyone else? It's art, not porn.

Really? Did this guy really just say that hentai or something like stampers cockbursting pics is art? Lol.

You remind me of the douches off of "The other guys" where mark wahlberg just moves the fork off the table and all the fancy prissy art fags just got all offended like he burned a mona lisa or something haha.

At 16 hours ago, phantomlassuk wrote: I'm getting used to the new redesign gotta say I love the new colors on this site, much more colorful then the old orange look. Still not sure about the new level icons, when I level up I will get what looks like the ghost from Ghostbuster for level 43. Not a patch on the old one. I like the new levels the retro look is cool reminds me of the old levels of 2006. I just miss my old level and the cool voting bar is now gone shame.

Same, I agree. But what I think about the re-design is that it's all vampt up and has changed to a better design. I just think they lacked on the level up icons also, I don't like how people can also have a different picture above their level, that's what I liked about the icons being your pic is that it separated it from every other forums out there.

At 14 hours ago, majormelthesackboy wrote:

At A few seconds ago, Xenomit wrote: Your dating a necro girl?

Dude, you might wanna watch your back

... I thought the same thing. But.. she's thirteen so I don't have to worry right....RIGHT?

I also forgot, her sister's into BDSM.

Well, thats the good thing about the 13-15. You can try out all the dirty stuff you want, get experience... Then 10 years later look back on it and laugh!

Learn how uncomfortable it would be to use a tampon.

Yes, I went there.

At 11 hours ago, knightsofthecircle wrote: Personally, I think it's for the convenience. Why waste your time praying to a god of war, peace, wisdom, etc., when you could just pray to one god and not have to worry about taking sides.

There's still "multiple gods" because there is still "multiple religions".

You still end up picking a side.

At A few seconds ago, BizzarroPMP wrote:

At 5 minutes ago, tox wrote: time=money
atm=time machine?

ATM- A Time Machine?

Oh no......the troll logic thread is coming back......

Hey.. You... Don't ruin this.

This is already better than half the threads I usually see.

+1 to topic starter.

SanFransisco is one of those places where you have to lock your doors at red lights allot right?

Hello, and I'm sorry. Okay, now that those are off my back.. Um I just found out that i'll be staying at my brothers on the weekdays and at my moms on the weekend till I sign the papers for the Army in a week max. SO, if you guys would not mind me only being able to post on the weekends I would love to be reinstated.. I like to just talk, and seeing (no disrespect) how from when way back in the day it used to be chatty in this club, now I feel like it has been almost like a wild wild west town where there are a few people wondering around from time to time but not much goin on.. I would love to help change that. But only on the weekends as how my brother doesn't have Internet... That I can use :[.

And I say I am sorry because life was hectic when I asked to be reinstated a while ago, then didn't come on NG much.. that was because I was at my brothers most of this past year. And life is slowing down so that gives me much more time to be on this site... If you guys wouldn't mind I mean.

Jolly asked me to either PM or say something here.

At 1/28/12 05:55 AM, LittleWashu wrote: Ok then why are you posting in a south park thread?

I miss back in the day of aallllwwwaayyysss trying to out review you for whistle points :[.
Sadly, you always whooped my ass.

At 1/28/12 05:40 AM, MadCow wrote: Gross. Nerdy looking bitch, wears hideous glasses yet still giving vibes she's secretly retarded. Dumb unflattering outfit, ugly old man socks. No tits or ass (is this cunt a man or what). Background reminds me of old shitty science fiction television programs that only gay nerds watch. Also what the heck is that giant robit supposed to be, a huge dildo for her cavernous vagina? Sick! Perverse! The more I look the more flaccid I get, this slut makes my penis indescribably soft, I would never be able to maintain an erection and bang her due to her utterly unkempt appearance. I give this bottom-of-the-barrel bitch a gay 2/10 on my own private personal grading scale.

Hahahahahaha, seems you are still your old self ^_^. I love it.
But then again if nothingness had a hole I think that would be your personal preference of a man, or women... or more likely.. Well, you get the idea.
I've always loved your wording, phrasing, creative imagination at royal bending someone over and giving it to them hard at which reality isn't present. For I lack the vocabulary, and mind/schooling to battle you back with fun, and not hate :[

<3

... <3

Seriously though.. I missed your bashing of people... and yes, I laughed very, very hard =)

At 1/24/12 11:51 PM, Light wrote: I was extremely pleased with his State of the Union Address. For the first time since he took office, I approve of the way he's handling his job as president.

It's easy to like what someone who's a great liar says...

... Even harder to believe that he believes what he says :[

At 1/28/12 05:15 AM, MadCow wrote: Stuff

God it's been forever since i've seen you.

Anyways, on topic now... um, this girl would be my dream girl.

At 1/27/12 06:05 PM, logic wrote: Hes more like a snapple bottle cap, with the useless fact that nobody cares about. Oh, hes got to be my favorite tool on here.

alongside me of course.

First rule of snapple rules. We don't talk about snapple rules.

At 1/27/12 09:12 PM, bgraybr wrote: School is for learn.

If you not learn, then you don't need to be spending your time in extra curricular activities that have only a miniscule chance of landing you in a successful career. I don't think there should be competitive sports in school at all, some physical education but nothing like football. It's a waste of money.

You were that math nerd who always flinched like a girl when a basketball or football came at him, huh?

There should be an APP for an i-phone or whatever to deposit your daily points lol. So often am I not at home that I wish I could do it at anytime.

At 1/27/12 05:46 PM, The-Great-One wrote: I miss RedCoin.

I Know :( I miss that guy too. He was awesome.

At 1/26/12 05:27 PM, HoboPorn wrote: Lol; No disrespect, but who would want a card from a guy with the name "HoboPorn"? Granted you made a cool original thread, which is rare haha. I'd actually participate if it wasn't for how busy I am in real life.

I would! I thought you were awesome when I first joined!!

......

I have no idea how to take that... Too much past tense phrasing..

My E-Peen just got smaller:(

Everytime I hear Stamper's name. I think of the picture he made about the girl with a giant cock ripping through her chest.

JadeTheAssassain Anyday! Before she changed her name... or was De-modded, or whatever happened to her.

She was always the nicest, coolest girl towards me. I'd live with her; definitely.

<3

That sounds like a new type of dumbass surreal life or jersey shore bullshit or whatever those fake ass shows are.

New.

World.

Order.

At 1/26/12 06:21 PM, HoboPorn wrote:

liljim said the sig sizes are changing.
If I'm not mistaken, they're still going to be 50 pixels tall, but around 700 wide.

So i'm gonna have to go through the hassle of finding a sig maker to re size my sig. That what you're saying?

..... Damnit.