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At 12/12/09 11:36 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:

At 12/12/09 10:18 PM, HoboPorn wrote: Don't hurry yourself there to quickly.

Lately I've found myself asking myself this question over and over in depression. And to anyone who thinks they can answer it.

What do you do; when you've found your soulmate..

.. And lost her?

As in passed away?
Or as in she dumped you?

Regardless of the way. Dumped; Or death. It's still the same question you have to answer.

Don't hurry yourself there to quickly.

Lately I've found myself asking myself this question over and over in depression. And to anyone who thinks they can answer it.

What do you do; when you've found your soulmate..

.. And lost her?

Anyone think they have the creativity to make a good HoboPorn christmas related sig?

Before Columbus discovered america; The natives actually had methods of extracting resources from the rain forests and still preserving them without damage. Something that we don't know how to do today. Even with all our technology.

That and the fact they ran off their basic instincts to survive; ya know; such things like a very powerful Intuition.

At 12/12/09 09:31 PM, Foobey wrote:

At 12/12/09 09:26 PM, HoboPorn wrote:

Yeah I've seen shooting stars before, but these were bigger and red. Were you high?

And Diddy, yeah, a little.

Why would I have to be high for any of this to matter? The only main drugs that would mess with my vision would be acid or mushrooms. So no, I was not high; off anything. The constellation of stars were cluttered together but not too much at all. They formed a gigantic "arrow" that seemed to be pointing up. And it just so happened that right above it there were shooting stars. Which I thought to be cool; yet odd.

Understand now?.... are YOU high?

Fuck... No..

i was walking last night and staring at the sky and saw a bunch of shooting stars within a 10 second time period of each one. Thought it was pretty cool because the stars below the shooting stars were formed into an "arrow" point up. kinda like it was a hidden message to watch haha

It was cool in my opinion.

At 12/12/09 09:04 PM, Diddy wrote:

At 12/12/09 08:45 PM, HoboPorn wrote:

It's not that I don't support our (UK and all) troops, but he does have a point.

They voluntarily sign an employment contract....

But still, I support our troops and think every day about what life would be like if we had just done nothing about the problem.

I wasn't pissed about that; I was pised cause he basically just said "pfft wahtever; they're doing a job thats just like any other job" when in reality; it is not at all like any other job. I personally am tired of the corruption everywhere you go. You can't look for help anywhere without the other person wanting something in return; I mean shit; if you don't have money most of the time hospitals will be like. Well; i'm sorry. Big ass corporations are just out for money. alot of cops are straight crooked to the bone. and the few good cops that are out there have to watch there back. If they see a crooked cop doing something illegal or just wrong. They risk losing their life in the process by turning in the crooked cop, just because he wanted to be "doing the right thing". Government officials are corrupt (I'm not saying all of them so don't jump on my back at the first sign of weakness in this post; don't assume I think everything is corrupt or everyone is corrupt; got it?) there's so many flaws in todays world; that I fucking feel like i'm the only person on this entire planet who wants to help the world. Who would be willing to give my own life to save another. Which is why I pray to god that I get high up in politics or SOMETHING where I can voice my opinion so it will be heard. So many people need help. The law just isn't cutting it. And there's god knows how many ways I could give you shit ton of examples in so many different ways. It's a sad day to live in todays society. but at the same time. It's also a good day to as well. Shits complicated; trust me. So many people are ignorant about soooo many things. I just hope someday I can change things.

At 12/12/09 08:19 PM, Danny88 wrote:

At 12/12/09 08:10 PM, Twist-Chao06 wrote: Forget about him, he'll be dead in a few weeks

Yeah man, that's what I'm afraid of.

Make him a fake death certificate and send it just to rub it in his face.

Then apologize. Until he says it's okay to stop.

Dude seriously he could actually fucking die.

Yes; we know. I give my gratitude for what it's worth. But you come to the wrong place if you are looking for remorse. most people here think they're cool for the sole fact they can talk whatever shit they want without fear of the person retaliating. I mean shit; as much as it would be nice; we can't be like jay and silent bob strikes back and fly to every shit talking persons house and straight whoop there ass lol. But it would be nice.

At 12/12/09 08:40 PM, Jon-86 wrote: Why? Their doing a job. So they take a little extra risk and get paid for that.

You know what why stop at the army? Say thanks to police, the fire brigade, doctors, nurses, teachers, IT workers etc etc the list goes on! Cant thank one and leave the rest out, that would be selfish!

I think it's safe to say; that what I said earlier; how newgrounds would probably bash this thread. Is now being done. And instead; they'll be doing it to you for such an ignorant and retarded post.

A "LITTLE" extra risk? are you fucking kidding me? you put your ass in there spots; where on a constant basis they arent dying or losing a leg from bullets or superior enemies. Most deaths come from a fucking babystroller rolling down the hill with a baby in it. A LIVING BABY in it strapped with a hidden grenade. Or when you're driving along and BOOOOOM; you just hit a fucking IED bomb. and before you EVEN KNOW it; you're dead.

Shut your fuckin mouth you piece of shit.

At 12/12/09 01:44 PM, GuyForks wrote: Just because you can drive doesn't mean you're qualified to reproduce. What I suggest is an examination system and background checks. Determine the intelligence of the individual, their past credit activities and their current employment prospects.

This actually isn't that bad of an idea... If anyone who becomes pregnant and is under the age of 17 or 18. They should have a psychiatrist present and someone to do background checks to see if they can support the kid. Instead of adding to the population presently residing in "the ghetto".

At 12/12/09 07:57 PM, EvilJesus wrote:

At 12/12/09 07:48 PM, HoboPorn wrote: I support this; well I better support this anyways. Seeing as how i'm joining the military very soon.

God damn you're back!

Just sometimes. I get bored; see whats new here.. not very much is it seems.

But lets stick to the topic; seems this will be hard to fill this out. 470-ish characters needed? shit I thought mine wasn't that long. It was like 1100 characters. They should increase the amount you can do on the card. But there is probably a reason anywho. Thats just not enough space to really give full gratitude.

I support this; well I better support this anyways. Seeing as how i'm joining the military very soon.

Kudos nemo. I doubt anyone will bash this thread; but then again. This is Newgrounds. and thats mostly all the users do.

At 12/11/09 10:39 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote:

At 12/11/09 10:29 PM, HoboPorn wrote:

At 12/11/09 08:34 PM, Rig wrote: other stuff

more stuff

whine whine whine...

You need to stop bitching.

Lol this kid just got an A-ok in my book.

silly baker; you can't hurt me! I'm the gingerbread man! :D

At 12/11/09 10:39 PM, AgentXRifle wrote:

Agreed.

You should make a replica of what the DNA molecule looks like and use that as a bong. It would go straight up like a bong would. But just be a spirally and intertwined like the "DNA" strand is.

Ummm... how would I come across making this? Because I would most defiantly try making it!

Thats where a master Glass blower would come in handy---

...which you'd need to find lol.

Lack of resources ftl!! lol

But probably something like this just without the inside shit in the picture. See how the glass rotates as it spirals upwards?

Be pretty fuckin difficult. But if you could make it; Thats alot of money from your soon to be bong company lol.

At 12/11/09 10:41 PM, pr0ded wrote:

At 12/11/09 10:08 PM, HoboPorn wrote: Like how indians can put their head to the ground and hear something coming from miles away.

hah ignorance, and its native american

is devolving, like in cult classic movie altered states

Did you really just come out of nowhere... to correct ONE MEANINGLESS PART of my post? Native Americans may also be interpreted as Indians. And i'm guessing you took the time to read that far just to make fun of my belief. (which is most of NG's user based thinking) but you could not, because thats the only incorrect part of my post.

So PLEASE; enlighten me; what else is wrong with my belief?

At 12/11/09 10:32 PM, GiantDouche wrote: That seems so ridiculously pointless.

Even if it DID work the majority of the THC would be wasted in the water and so much smoke would be wasted.

Agreed.

You should make a replica of what the DNA molecule looks like and use that as a bong. It would go straight up like a bong would. But just be a spirally and intertwined like the "DNA" strand is.

At 12/10/09 04:37 PM, Bacchanalian wrote:

At 12/10/09 04:34 PM, Psycho666 wrote: (Something tells me I walk a very fine line to wonder this aloud..)

You better watch out for the thought police. Radical thoughts like these could land you with your head in a box full of rats.

... so radical.

Lol just like the real government. "whatever you say. CAN and WILL be held against you"

....oh shit. You're fucked.

At 12/11/09 08:46 PM, wildface098 wrote:

At 12/11/09 08:35 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 12/11/09 08:34 PM, Rig wrote: God helps those who help themselves. There's no way food's gonna fall from heaven if you sit on your ass and wait.

Satanist.

well, he is right... I mean, are kids so retarded that they're going to wait for food to pop out of mid-air. and besides, God just gives you shit and takes it away for the giggles.

wow, you 2 have got to the some of the dumbest mother fuckers i've ever read from. Do either of you know what FREE WILL is? if god could help us it would play favoritism or somewhere on earth there would be a retard like you 2 saying well "why can't he make me rich?" "why can't he get ME some pussy!?" bitch bitch bitch, bitch bitch. god damn, shut the fuck up. And learn to make with what you've got. Or shit, go out there for something better.

You have INTERNET; which is alot more than alot of people around the globe.

Dude, I live in kitsap county; where our average regular cop; will steal half your drugs. and charge you 7 months later with HALF OF WHAT YOU WERE CAUGHT WITH.

Fuck your story.

grats on the technicality of the win though. A win is a win in some instances.

At 12/11/09 12:12 PM, Bacchanalian wrote: You can situate a moral response by condition but you can't justify it. You can say when, but not why. If you do, you render morality inconsequential, because the justification for the moral rationale becomes justification directly for the moral act - and the act is no longer moral.

eh?

Did you just eat some shrooms?

At 12/11/09 07:23 PM, Cybersief wrote: It's not de-evolving, evolving cannot go backwards. We're still evolving, just to a stupider life form.

And the award for dumbest obvious answer GOES TOOOO!!!!!...

And on a serious note; I personally think/ believe we as humans have relied on technology so much that we need technology to answer everything for us. EX: 1994 earthquake happened, most people had to turn on their T.V.'s just to have CNN tell them that an earthquake had just happened.... seriously? wtf. I personally believe we'll not "de-evolve" but rather go back to our primal instinct to survive. Like how indians can put their head to the ground and hear something coming from miles away.
We'll use our Intuition alot more (go look up what Intuition means if you do not know; mothers intuition is a prime example.) People in Jamaica could run through the rain forest closing their eyes and using nothing but their senses in order to make it through unhurt (like running into a tree or some shit lol)

I think it'll just be technology and our primal instincts we'll learn to harness better and use together.
If you think about it; wwwaayyyyy long time ago they had to use there primal instincts just to live. because technology didn't exist very much. We've gradually lost our "abilities" (if you'd like to call them) to technology. Through time we slowly started to rely more and more on our technology, as appose to our natural human instincts. which our earliest ancestors used to live by day by day.

At 11/7/09 11:27 PM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote:

At 11/7/09 11:25 PM, Sneak-a-Toke wrote:

At 11/7/09 11:13 PM, MadiiMonsterr wrote: How does it feel?

Like throwing your brain into a blender full of ausomness, and the blades are feathers.
You can't describe some of the mind trips, but overall, its not that intense.

yeah, weed makes acid seem like dmt

I have a chance to try dmt within the next few days. I'm wondering if I should..

At 11/16/09 10:15 PM, Niloc14 wrote: Or do mushrooms since the shit is far more intense

Um, not really, depends on how you like to fry. I like to try and learn life lessons from my trips. Well, except one time a couple weeks ago I ate 6 grams of closed cap kabenzies and ran around fort warden for a while. It's this huge old military bunker from years ago. It's like a state park in porttownsend in washington. Sick ass place. And then I ate 5 Grams of the same kind with my girl.. most amazing trip of my life.

I am not happy with how long we live, I have learned much of lifes lessons this year. More than most of you could even comprehend. And at the end of my journey, I feel pissed off that people waste the little time they have, and the things they take for granted. Life is very much way to short, if I lived to around 200 I could die peacefully. But then again, living to 200 in a world that we live in. Would probably suck.. Unless I had some crazy abilties or whatever. Then it would be fun.. but thats just my imagination running wild.

Pox, I think you would do well with eating some mushrooms.. Preferably kabenzies; closed cap.

Agreed. This place used to have hella old users who were smart and funny. Now it's just filled with idiot people and gay jokes.

I see what you mean though. I expect the same answer from every idiot in posts. Thats why I don't really come here anymore.

At 3/13/09 05:05 PM, nsc007 wrote: worst thing that happened was i accidentally lightly hit my right testicle in gym with a badminton racket.

Light taps always seem to be the worst.

At 12/5/08 01:04 PM, EclecticEnnui wrote:

At 12/5/08 01:01 PM, Fim wrote: literally years too old..

Yeah, I know that. I even said so, but that doesn't always matter. There's old news, if you never heard of it, that can still be fascinating to hear about.

Making it....new news?

Oh wow, no disrespect but I thought/heard you died a while ago. But Happy B-day Piconjo!