I still talk to him. Here are some recent events he told me.
1. He put close-pins on his nipples, but little did he know that they would leave permanent marks on his nipples.
3. He became drunk and fell on the concrete, smashing his face, which resulted in becoming unconcious and a black eye.
2. Awaken at the hospital, EvildogUK escaped from the hospital.
7. He recently had surgury on his penis. Aparently he had a birth defect where his penis had a hole under the hole. There are two canals in the penis but are usually merged at the end of the urethra. In EvildogUK's case, merging did not occur.
That was the last time I talked to him.
And If you know EvilDog, you know I'm not joking.