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At 4/7/08 10:26 PM, jew193 wrote: will we participate in the olympics and other major sporting events around the world like the world cup?

Why not? Shooting tranquilizer darts at foreign athletes will be allowed too.

At 4/7/08 10:26 PM, jew193 wrote: will we participate in the olympics and other major sporting events around the world like the world cup?

Why not? Shooting tranquilizer darts at foreign athletes will be allowed too.

What's the actual size?

Work on your hands/arms. In all the drawings, they are too thin.

At 4/6/08 02:22 PM, jew193 wrote: good point.

so will marches protesting anything be allowed?

and will child labor be legalized?

You'll be able to bitch in public, yes. And kids can work in the coal mines.

At 4/5/08 04:50 PM, jew193 wrote: so will there still be a patriot act?

Will there really be a need for it if were going to nuke the fuck out of anyone who we find a threat?

You'll have more luck in the Concept Art forums. A lot more professionals there.

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At 4/2/08 10:02 PM, jew193 wrote: will gas prices be lowered, cuz they are a major bitch?

and whats going to happen to michael jackson?

As I said before, I will lower gas prices by stealing it from other countries.

As for Michael, he will be put on FBI's most wanted, and once caught, will be publicly executed.

At 4/2/08 04:27 PM, Duoflippy wrote: Will you change the minimum wage?

Hell no.

At 4/1/08 08:55 PM, Duoflippy wrote: What are your views on censorship in T.V., video games, etc.

No censorship at all. That means you can show porn to kinder gardeners. It's the parents' responsibility.

At 3/31/08 10:43 PM, jew193 wrote: will there still be a CIA and FBI and NSA and stuff, and if there will be, will it still be as secret they are now?

Yeah, they'll still be here doing their job.

At 3/31/08 07:07 PM, jew193 wrote: also, will unions and strikes be legal, and if they are not, what will happen if there is a strike? like what will the punishment be?

You will be able to bitch and whine about your job, but you will not be allowed to go on "animal rights" marches/protests. Those who do will be gunned down.

At 3/31/08 06:37 PM, jew193 wrote: so will gambling be legalized in all 50 states to help raise money to get rid of the enormous deficit that our idiot president bush is going to leave behind?

Yes, it goes hand in hand with dog fighting.

At 3/31/08 01:35 AM, Durin413 wrote: Would people receive different benefits depending upon their chosen profession/education? Such as doctors and engineers (from space technology to weapons research to advanced computing technologies) getting special treatment over say, people without college education?

Also, what about cannibalism? Would it be legal?

The more important the job, the higher the benefits.

As for Cannibalism, it will be legalized, but with restrictions. The person who is cannibalized must not have died of natural causes, and their family must approve of it.

Also, I present a cure for AIDS: Exterminate anyone who carries it, unless they are in a position of power/significance, in which case they will be castrated.

At 3/30/08 06:57 PM, Duoflippy wrote: Will you be imposing a curfew?

no.

At 3/30/08 02:09 PM, jew193 wrote: will prostitution be legalized?

and will people who are in prison for it be released?

Yes, it will be legal. Prisoners will be released depending on the crime.

@Duoflippy: If they drop out, they have to work at the coal mines or do something productive. Their jobs will be hard physical labor with low pay.

Animal sacrifices will be legal. Computer crimes: Music will be paying a fine to the artist, depending on number of songs, that is, if the artist cares that their music is being downloaded. For hacking, jail time, or severe beatings.

How could someone fuck up a trace? If you're going to trace, at least make the wheels more circular.

At 3/30/08 01:47 PM, Duoflippy wrote: Will you extra states to the union or just make new lands U.S. territory?

I'm not adding any states. Just robbing other countries of their resources.

At 3/29/08 10:45 PM, jew193 wrote: will assisted suicide be legal?

and will crazy people be institutionalized, or just killed, depending on their families wishes?

Yes, assisted suicide will be legal. If a family doesn't want anything to do with an insane person, they will be gassed.

I have a Bamboo, It's only $70 and i like it.

At 3/29/08 06:16 PM, jew193 wrote: so since old people are seen as a burden, is killing them illegal?

Only if their family wants them alive.

How not to adopt a child from Africa

This is hilarious.

At 3/29/08 03:51 PM, jew193 wrote: also, what kind of punishment will there be for petty crime like triple parking, and maybe not so petty crime like accidental vehicular manslaughter?

Destroy your car, cut off a hand.

At 3/29/08 02:05 PM, jew193 wrote: so hwta are your views on stem cell research and, on a totally unrelated topic, the age of consent?

Stem cell research is fine, maybe I might decide to fund it. As for age of consent, for what? Drinking? Smoking? Sex? Up to the parent.

At 3/29/08 02:12 AM, toxicmania7 wrote: EVERY FUCKING PERSON ON THE FUCKING ART THREADS ARE ALWAYS BITCHIN' BECAUSE THEY CAN. I JUST PUT A FUCKING DRAWING ON MY FUCKIN' THREAD. YES I KNOW ITS A PIECE OF SHIT, THATS THE POINT! FUCKING PEOPLE POST THIS TYPE OF SHIT WHEN ITS ALREADY EXPLAINED THAT I DON'T FUCKING CARE. ITS CRAPPY, JUST TYPE SOMETHIN LIKE" It needs improvement, or if its supposed to be crappy then continue." IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN LEAVE THE FUCKING THREAD. ITS JUST NUEROTIC POSTING SHIT THATS ALREADY THERE. Now im pissed off, jesus. Just return to the Art thread and forget this damn Thread.

You expect to be praised for drawing a piece of shit in 5 minutes? "OH I DREW A PIECE OF SHIT LOL PLZ GIV GUD COMMENTS 2 ME!!! N DUN SAY NETIN BAD CUZ I USED MOUSE LOL!!!"

Using a mouse is not an excuse. You won't get praised for drawing a piece of shit, what were you expecting?

At 3/28/08 11:08 PM, jew193 wrote: oh, keep forgetting i want to ask you do you believe in global warming and iff you do are you going to do anything about it, or is that was space colonies are for?

I don't care about it, because even if it does exist, we won't live long enough to see any devastating effects. And theres nothing much to do to stop it. Since we can't really do anything, and I doubt there will be any huge effects, might as well screw recycling and pollute instead.

At 3/28/08 10:38 PM, jew193 wrote: i'v heard that there is also oil on antartica, so there are some more resources

Well, let's go drill for oil in antarctica then.

At 3/28/08 07:47 PM, Duoflippy wrote: What do you plan to do with Antarctica?

Penguin and Polar Bear hunting.

At 3/28/08 06:28 PM, The-evil-bucket wrote: Would you pick a trigger happy vice-president?

Depends on their body count.