At 11/5/09 10:16 PM, HollowedPumkinz wrote: Yeah what the fuck is up with that? You know what else? Why aren't their more of these sexy things on the internet?It took me forever to find this. We need to file a complaint for more disturbing porn on the internet! For without that what are we?

censored to stay within the lines. :3

Oh god what is this I don't even

I'm taller than my mother of 40 years - that's not really that hard to expect at my point in life (Being 17 and 6'1) but my dad is still taller than I am. I can't quite remember his exact height, but I think it's about 4 or 5 inches taller than me.

At 10/26/09 07:25 PM, Anonymoususer092 wrote: Wow seriously statistics say that the majority of tall people work in the grocery store for the rest of their life. So yeah, better get used to it you good for nothing low lives!

Oh, so because I'm 6'2 at 17 that means I'm going to be a grocery store clerk for the rest of my life? I'm majoring in Engineering and in my current part-time job I earn $13,000 dollars a year. (But that is part time)

*Cough cough*

If for some reason I do go trick or treating this year, I'd go as Clint Eastwood, because he is the most ultimate badass ever.

End of discussion.

And? It's actually pretty good artwork in my opinion, and unlike the last ad this one doesn't blow.

Those dragons look fucking epic.

At 10/26/09 04:43 PM, Archon68 wrote: Wait, you saw it in a theater?

That movie came out like two or three years ago...

I don't think anyone has really noticed yet that this thread was started in December of '08.

Someone bumped it.

At 10/26/09 06:17 AM, Reckon wrote: SOMEONE POST IT DAMNIT!

You guys are awfully eager just to see a picture of porn.

I purposefully the entire school.

It was some epic shit.

Probably about 4:00-5:00 PM EST (GMT-4). It's about the same time that most East Coast users get home from school, and 8:00-9:00 for all our GMT users (Which there are quite a few of.)

At this point, it'd be about 7:00-8:00 AM in Aussie, and at that point they would be getting ready for or already at school or work and have some free time before punching in to browse the interwebs.

At 10/26/09 05:26 AM, WritersBlock wrote: "but police found that his blood alcohol level was 0.29, more than three times the legal limit."

Wait, where I come from, that's five times the legal limit. What are you Americans playing at? Huh?

But I must admit, that's a fucking cool chair.

Hey, they never said how much more than three times the legal limit that level was.

Semaaaantics ;D

I keep waiting for one of them to accidentally walk off the stage.

I personally like making my own, but there is this nice place in town where they serve some amazing deep dish pizza - Really hard to find down here in Florida. I can't remember the name of it, though. It's out of town and I only had the chance to try it when my friend ordered it while I was over.

It doesn't really matter. Before the age really shows up you shouldn't be going, you'd have quit long before.

Though it's perfectly exceptable if you get smashed before dooing so, that's fine.

For some reason, I'm captivated by Fast Break. It's delicious.

Welcome to Newgrounds. We're all dicks.

Get the fuck over it.

Because I'm evil for causing the death of one person.

Think of how many people are going to get mugged and then stabbed to death by the time I finish writing this post. Probably about 5. So one heart attack patient wouldn't matter all that much anyways.

I'd press it about 4-5 times, and I'd be good for college, a house, a car, etc.

Stop complaining about it, you'll get the chance to laugh when they have to mortgage their house off to pay debt.

And we'll all laugh with you.

Now you're thinking with portals!

At 10/23/09 06:28 PM, 7IsUnlucky wrote: Somebody died here, this is a serious matter

Yes it is, and we would appreciate if you not make joke threads about it. Yes, we've seen the fact that the face is laughing; probably a small mistake on his part. Big fucking deal.

You have shitty reasons for being an athiest. The whole reason that the world is so bad is that in Christian belief is partly because of the balance of things. With good, there always comes bad, etc. etc.

It's actually kinda head-on.

At 10/22/09 05:38 PM, fuzzies wrote: Maybe it's time you knew: Subway has chemicals in their bread that make you have to take a shit. That's why people lose weight by eating there. :)

Maybe it's time you knew: That's complete bullshit and was probably made up on the spot while this was being posted.

Why the hell did you challenge someone to a fight with brass fucking knuckles? No matter if you win or not, you're still getting punched in the face with a big hunk of metal.

At 10/17/09 07:05 PM, CaptainAwesome121090 wrote: 2. 3 Years Old: After a pleasant trip around the park and returning home, my mom told me to take a bath. I just cannonballed into the tub with my clothes still on.

How is that bad/eccentric behavior? You were three, lots of three year olds do stupid shit like that.

If anything, doing that now is awesome.

For some reason, a lot of women like to wear jackets for no fucking reason

I sit down, contemplate the burger, then casually walk up to the cashier and smack him with it for making me pay six motherfucking dollars for a burger, when I could get one that tastes twice as good for a dollar from Arby's.

At 10/17/09 12:10 PM, hdxmike wrote: STFU. Average IQ is 120 but the majority of people have IQs between 130-150

170 is genius

Steven hawking is 214 or something

And I apologize if I'm double posting, but did you even read the article? It blatantly says in the article that the highest the test can even measure is 160.

The standards are much lower than that; genius level is more around 145 to 150.

I really don't see why they'd trust an IQ test, anyways. Just because you have a high IQ doesn't mean you're a genius, it just means that you can cumulatively remember much more information which in turn means you'd be able to pull and infer facts from you brain quicker and more effectively. Pretty much the only place that IQ would matter at all is on a math test. :S

At 9/15/09 05:53 PM, Chocomilk wrote:

At 9/15/09 05:51 PM, hijackreaper wrote: Pepsi White.

It's Pepsi. And yogurt.

'Nuff said.

I vomited in my mouth.

I threw up into the bottle.

Pepsi White.

It's Pepsi. And yogurt.

'Nuff said.