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Screw you kids and your MSPaint, I used an actual photograph as the source for the badassness on this!

At 10/31/10 11:42 PM, elcriz000 wrote: i got all 12 as well.

Me too.

At 10/29/10 12:33 AM, Davoo wrote: http://www.buzzfeed.com/phillyd/husband-
snaps-on-abortion-protesters-19oh

Seriously, this makes me so fucking mad! It started off pretty cool, but DAMN. Just look at how those women respond to him. They don't show one bit of remorse or apology. They continue, that whole time, to act like he's an evil selfish asswipe who just wants his wife to have an abortion because he's like, a lazy person or something.

What the hell. How can they be so cold to him.

I could barely make out what they were saying, but I know all too well where they are coming from. Many of these people are so radical that they often have no qualms about causing emotional upset or even bombing clinics and murdering people. Remember the George Tiller case? The shooter was a known pro-life activist and the founder of Operation Rescue and the head of the Southern Baptist Convention both praised him as a hero.

I thought Nijuuri-sensei was gay enough, but apparently he's also a pedophile!
Seriously, you don't strip someone naked and beat them in front of a whole class and expect them to believe it's because you love them. Goosh Goosh would be more humane.

At 10/30/10 07:03 PM, GypsyMagic wrote: It's cool for you, but honestly, it's only sacs of skin and flesh.

And mammary ducts.

At 10/28/10 01:09 AM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote: These whores need to learn the hard way that

...there are consequences for their actions and having a child is the perfect punishment.

sorry, forgot to add

At 10/27/10 10:23 PM, The-General-Public wrote: I was halfway into replying to HibiscusKazeneko's post before I realized he was trolling...

I don't troll; I speak my mind.
There is a real problem in this country of girls going around and sleeping with every guy they see and when they get pregnant, they just go in, have an abortion and are back sleeping around! There is no sense of accountability whatsoever! Sex was originally intended as a vehicle for reproduction, not a recreational activity. These whores need to learn the hard way that
In short, I oppose abortion on the grounds that it encourages women and girls to have sex with every man they meet without consequences.

FYI, I'm a woman myself and still a virgin for this reason.

Anyone else unable to play thanks to the new update?
This seems to be a repeat pattern; whenever they add something new to the game or fix it up, it becomes unplayable for certain groups (i.e. us Macs and a few others). I'm currently gathering information in preparation for a lawsuit. This is a form of bait-and-switch.

Pro-life (yes, I know I stick out like a sore thumb) by virtue of the fact that I was raised that way.
I believe abortion should only be performed in an absolute extreme life-or-death situation, not as am "oops, I forgot my birth control" afterthought. If you get pregnant and don't want or can't keep the baby, it's your own fault for being a whore. A child is the ultimate punishment; it will keep you from going out and partying and being a degenerate and force you to put someone else before yourself for once! Gee, what a concept! I get tired of hearing liberal pansies BAWWWWWWing about how there are so many young women and girls who have to put their lives on hold to take care of a child and that they should be allowed to abort. To them I say go fuck yourselves. Those girls got into this situation of their own goddamn free will and they have to live with the consequences of their actions.
"She/I was raped!" you say? Again, FUCK YOU. If you were raped, it's your own fucking fault. You have to deal with the consequences of being a slut, and "it happened against my will" is not an excuse. "It was incest!" you say? FUCK YOU AGAIN. Most of the world's royal families were products of incest, and in all but a few cases the consequences caught up with them (they died out or were killed off). "Overpopulation/too many kids"? FUCK YOU YET AGAIN. It's your own fault for not adequately preparing for the possibility you'd have another child. Despite what some liberals would like to believe, we can easily sustain a population of 10 billion or more; we just have to learn to use our resources properly. Consumption overpopulation is more of a menace than people overpopulation.

In days of yore, a woman who got pregnant out of wedlock was stoned to death. Since the liberals have BAWWWWWWW'd and outlawed this punishment, all we have left is to force our society's sluts to live with the natural consequences of their actions. You wouldn't give an extra liver to a person who drank for years and destroyed their liver, would you? You'd expect them to live (or die, as the case may be) with the consequences of their heavy drinking! So why would you be willing to allow a slut to have an abortion? She needs to learn that the consequence for sex is a baby, and by allowing her to have an abortion every time she opens her legs you are contributing to the overall moral degeneration of our society. And everyone knows that our moral degeneration is what prompted the 9/11 attacks. So by allowing willy-nilly abortions we are inviting terrorists! How do you like THEM apples?!

At 10/27/10 05:24 AM, zeldakid97 wrote: Soooo what does everyone think about The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword?

I'm actually OK with the graphics and gameplay looks pretty good with Wii motion+ but the concept of link in the sky? HMMMM

Hoo boy, I'm so drooling.
The weapons look awesome, the gameplay is what I'm used to(ish) and the graphics are stellar as always.

Now to figure out where the fanservice is hidden...

And even though it's a slight stylistic change, Akira Sasanuma still has the voice. I'm glad for that.

At 10/27/10 08:01 PM, FBIpolux wrote: a truly awe-inspiring post

I second this all the way.
My signup date says 2006, but I've known about this site since 2004.

At 10/26/10 11:51 PM, Aci6 wrote: How many black people even live in Japan?
I think this question needs to be asked.

Very few. The anti-immigrant sentiment is extremely rampant in Japan and blacks are some of the most singled out. The locals blame black people for the United States' crime rate and justify their actions by claiming they're preventing terrorist attacks, all while gleefully ignoring the fact that every major criminal disaster Japan has experienced in recent years has come from the inside.

At 10/26/10 08:55 PM, ParadoxVoid wrote:
It seems when Game Freak went with the more 'mature' line this time, they went with everything that comes with it, including subtle racism.

Which is troubling considering Nintendo has been walking on eggshells after this was published.
Considering the gravity of the situation, I fear Black and White may be banned altogether.

At 10/26/10 02:10 PM, Quinny wrote: Heh, Wonderweiss got pwnd. Genryuusai isn't too bad for an old fart.

Ummm, what?

At 10/25/10 01:11 AM, Swackman wrote:

At 10/23/10 07:23 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: The apron didn't help matters, but not having played the game, I can't say if she does or not.

And that's not just on the looks; she's apparently a cook when she isn't Gym Leading.

That and her subtitle (found on the sign outside of the Gym) is "Natural-born Mama".

At 10/25/10 04:19 PM, jakobhummelen wrote: Newgrounds is using BBS anyway..

BBS? Is that like the old format dialup BBS systems used to use?
I always thought the admins just built the forum structure from the ground up.

At 10/24/10 05:54 PM, KermitTheMuppet wrote: Cowboy Bebop sucks anyway for neither feature Cowboys nor Bebop music.

Seconded.
It was just guys tearing around with guns paired with T&A on Faye Valentine.

I am the Lorax.
I speak for the penis.

At 10/21/10 11:48 PM, Mendou wrote: It's U.S. only, due to the Fox Kids edit being complete garbage.

That was the same edit used in the rest of the English-speaking world.
It was only cut short in the US for whatever reason.

At 10/21/10 09:47 PM, gumOnShoe wrote:
The facts on Judaism & Abortion/Life
1) Rabbis got together and decided that a fetus wasn't officially a human baby until it took its first breath. There are multiple reasons for this, but that's how the ruling came down.

Do you know what sect these rabbis belonged to? Considering how conservative some Jewish sects are, I have a hard time believing that this was purely religiously motivated. This resembles way too closely what happened with the Catholic church a while back: the Catholic church is known for its militant anti-abortion stance, but a few decades ago, they ruled that it was OK for Catholics to receive vaccines which were cured on tissue harvested from aborted fetuses. They obviously had a lot of political pressure placed on them; I believe this is somewhat like what happened here. Abortion is a multibillion-dollar-a-year industry and its products are some of the most prized in the industry. Religious leaders know that they've got a lot going against them for trying to stand up to the medical machine and most of them cave under the pressure rather than stand up and fight. However, there are (typically small) exceptions such as the Children of God for Life who are actively working to fix the situation and restore the Church's integrity. Hopefully there is a Jewish organization like this. It is absolutely unspeakable for a religion which claims to be for life to authorize what would otherwise be considered murder.

At 10/21/10 08:45 PM, KermitTheMuppet wrote:

At 10/21/10 04:48 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote:

Wasn't it cancelled prematurely?

Oh it concluded alright, it finished off pretty well from what I recall.

I mean in North America.
I recently read this article which claims Escaflowne was canceled before all the episodes had the chance to air. That may have been US-only, so you may not know about it as your profile says you're in Canada.

At 10/21/10 01:10 AM, KermitTheMuppet wrote:

At 10/21/10 01:09 AM, Gobblemeister wrote:

I rather enjoyed Escaflowne

It had a really interesting plot twists and situations that weren't orthodox to us.

shame it felt a little rushed.

Wasn't it cancelled prematurely?

At 10/20/10 09:08 PM, Aigis wrote:

At 10/20/10 04:13 AM, Aci6 wrote: Ha ha, that's awesome. What are you using, some sort of emulator to play the game?
What's it like playing it in japanese?

I've got a TTDS card for my DS, so I'm playing it on DS.

What's a TTDS card? I own a collection of imported DS games and they all run just fine.
Unless you're using a DSi, which I presume is the case (correct me if I'm wrong)?

Playing it in Japanese is just like playing it in English, only a little more difficult to understand what the moves do. I know some Japanese so I can understand the gist of what everyone's saying. I imagine it would be quite difficult to play if you didn't know Japanese at all, since people are telling you to backtrack to certain places all the time to advance the story.

I know what you mean here. I know a marginal amount of Japanese myself (I'm only now taking a class after 11 years of self-education) so the linguistic issue is almost nonexistent. It should be noted for those who haven't been paying attention for the past few pages that in Gen 5 there is an option in the game to use or not use kanji in the text (in gens 1-4, it's all in kana; I can vouch for this), so it's both clearer as there are words that can be mixed up (I explained this a while back, in Diamond/Pearl/Platinum, the Great Marsh is called the Daishitsugen in the Japanese version, as "shitsugen" means "marsh" while in some contexts it can mean "slip of the tongue") and slightly more difficult as many Japanese children (and us impatient gaijin) don't know very many kanji.
Now what I'm really concerned about regarding the game is whether or not anyone has called racism yet:

Whatever, you guys, let's just talk about anime so Poozy doesn't lock this thread on us.
I'm currently watching Yumeiro Pâtissière Professionnelle, Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt and Tantei Opera Milky Holmes in addition to the continuation of Lil' Pri. I can say this is the first time in a while I've had more than two series to follow.

Now, I just can't get this guy out of my mind...
Seriously, his nipples are like little dicks! They become erect and sparkle right in front of the audience!
Now if only he could shit out of them...

At 10/20/10 06:57 PM, mayeram wrote:
So, is O'Donnell fit to serve as a US senator?

I'd say not.
Plus if she's elected, her first order of business may be to outlaw masturbation. Which I assume most of Newgrounds doesn't want.

This is called "heightened sensitivity".
Considering the Women's Leadership Conference is going on, most people are on the defensive in case some chauvinists/conservatives try to use the event as a platform for abuse or worse yet, a terrorist attack.
Consider it like a temporary Zero Tolerance policy.

I don't know how many times I've had to regurgitate this story:

In February 2004, after 5 years of wanting it, I got a copy of the first Pokémon Best Collection CD and was curious about one of the artists on the disc. I Googled and ran across Dwedit's old website (the one on Comcast, back before he got his own domain) where I ran across this. I was instantly hooked and began to click around the site and found links to Newgrounds. I clicked around there but was soon cut off from the site by parental controls for a period of 2 years before I finally registered my account on my birthday in 2006. I was already registered on another site for hosting Flash, but I wanted to do something other than animutations.

Pretty much anything by Lady GaGa, all K-Pop and any J-Pop from the agencies Johnny & Associates or Up-Front International.

My reasons are too TL;DR to list here; you can PM me if curious. I'm not afraid to back up my positions.

Political mudslinging at its finest.

I'm watching the first episode of Tantei Opera Milky Holmes right now and I couldn't help but notice this.
Kermit, here's your daily dose of gay!