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Response to: 13 year old kid becomes a dad. Posted February 12th, 2009 in General

Kinda reminds me of that one episode of Moral Orel where Orel goes around jacking off into a pastry bag and impregnating women around town.

P.S. the mother doesn't look too well in that picture.
Response to: Dos Games In Windows Xp Posted February 8th, 2009 in Video Games

I already have DOSBox and an idea of how to use it, FYI.
What I need here is a way to extract the games themselves from their source disks when their install programs aren't cooperating.
I have already successfully installed a few games on my computer, but others just don't seem to want to work.
For example, I have Kid Pix right next to me as I type, but when I pop in the disk and start up the install program, it just freezes up, claiming it's scanning my hard drive. DOSBox is just an emulator; it can't handle bona fide applications.

Dos Games In Windows Xp Posted February 7th, 2009 in Video Games

OK, I've got a few old DOS games from my early childhood that I want to play on my current computer; but first, I have to install them. I've got the diskettes with the necessary data on them right here next to me and one is in the A:\ drive right now. I'm running the install program right now in Command Prompt and it's been frozen at "Scanning your hard disk..." for quite some time now. Is this normal or is it an incompatibility issue or what?

Response to: Africans Really Enjoy Dry Sex. Posted February 1st, 2009 in General

At 2/1/09 03:00 PM, HandsomePete wrote: Africans have been known to cut women's clitorises off so they don't enjoy sex.

Not just that. They sew up the entire area, leaving a very tiny opening for urine and menstrual fluids near the back of the vagina. It's supposed to preserve virginity and create more pleasure for the man (in an attempt to give back what male circumcision, as advocated by the westerners they hate so much, takes away). The procedure is illegal in many countries because recovery involves binding a girl's legs together for 6 weeks or more and the probability of infection is high because urine has nowhere to go.

Response to: friend going vegan Posted January 28th, 2009 in General

At 1/28/09 04:09 PM, Evark wrote:
It bothers me when vegans say "do some research and get informed."
...
None of that bothers me.

But doing so because you think the meat industry is an evil conglomeration of immoral violence-mongers is absolute lunacy.

Maybe you can say that to their faces when they capture you and are preparing your execution?

Response to: Whos the strongest anime chatacter? Posted January 28th, 2009 in General

Eternal Sailor Moon.

She saves pedophiles.

Whos the strongest anime chatacter?

Response to: So the marines just called me... Posted January 26th, 2009 in General

At 1/26/09 07:38 PM, VitalNovix wrote: Did you take a test at school called the ASVAB?

Never heard of it.

The last thing I would suggest is the Marines. EVERYONE I know that is joining doesn't want to go near them.

Because they read people's mail, beat them with wrought iron poles and do other things that make the entire military look bad.

Response to: Should I Buy The Iphone? -details- Posted January 13th, 2009 in General

I didn't want one because it's full of digital locks and stuff. Also because it doesn't work on my wireless network.
I have an LG Dare, which is similar to the iPhone except it works with Rhapsody instead of iTunes (a feature which I have yet to set up).

Response to: Masturbation Mistakes? Posted January 13th, 2009 in General

At 1/13/09 01:00 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote:
Man, you lucky bastard, I've BEEN caught by my parents. TWICE in fact...

Did they cut it off?

Response to: I'll Do A Picture About You! Posted January 13th, 2009 in General

Oooh, ooh, do me, do me!

Response to: What if you had boobs Posted January 13th, 2009 in General

At 1/12/09 12:34 AM, PossiblePancakes wrote:
And girls, what would you do if you had balls, but no penis?

I dunno. Make Rocky Mountain oysters, I guess.

Response to: Dead lady gives birth Posted January 13th, 2009 in General

At 1/13/09 04:23 PM, mranarchy wrote: Holy crap!!! they even got a video of it happening! That shit is going to spread like wildfire

That's from the movie Dawn of the Dead, dumbass. It has nothing to do with this.

Response to: Album artwork in iTunes Posted January 13th, 2009 in General

At 1/13/09 05:13 PM, Murad136 wrote: I think there is a program called Clutter.

And what does it do? When I try to Google it, all I get is clutter management ads.

Response to: Album artwork in iTunes Posted January 13th, 2009 in General

At 1/13/09 05:08 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: There might be a way for the disc manufacturers to burn the album artwork to the disc along with the tracks, but if that is possible it won't be every single record company who is doing it. Other than that, you can set up your Windows Media Player to automatically download information about the tracks to your computer, but I'm not sure if it can get the artwork as well, and again there might be problems with the internet not being able to get the right information for the disc.

Just do it manually, I've added the artwork to my iTunes for over 1,100 albums so far.

I've been doing it manually for quite some time now, but the problem is that I have to either scan it in myself or find a picture online. Both are tricky, since scanning is subject to the quality of the scanner and program used to import the picture and good digital images are hard to find most of the time.
Plus, I forgot to tell you that Windows Media Player no longer rips CDs to anything but .wma format, so using it is moot. And I have doubts about the security of those automatic info download services.

Response to: Album artwork in iTunes Posted January 13th, 2009 in General

At 1/13/09 05:03 PM, mwmike wrote: I'm not sure what menu it's under, though I'm pretty sure iTunes has a feature named 'Get Album Artwork', that searches for artwork, and if they have an entry in their database with the same title as your audio it will assign the artwork to it.

A lot of the stuff in my collection isn't in their database, so that feature is mostly useless.

Response to: Dead lady gives birth Posted January 13th, 2009 in General

At 1/12/09 08:41 PM, kirbykiller4 wrote: Damn,3 months premature,how the hell is that baby still alive?

Modern medical science, that's how.

FYI: If a person is brain-dead, only their brain has ceased function; everything else can continue to run on what little nervous signaling there is, albeit for a short time.

Album artwork in iTunes Posted January 13th, 2009 in General

OK, so I've ripped several CDs to my iTunes player and put them on my iPod, and I'm wondering if there's a way to get the album artwork directly off the disk rather than just manually inputting it. It seems to be possible, since I can sometimes see a thumbnail of the artwork when I play the audio files in Windows Media Player. Any tips?

Response to: A kid actually named Sephiroth... Posted January 6th, 2009 in General

At 1/3/09 08:13 AM, Wonderful wrote: I hope he gets beat up. Parents should ruin their kids by naming them after video game characters.

Tell that to Robin Williams. He named his daughter Zelda after the video game character.

Response to: iTunes genius.. Posted January 6th, 2009 in General

At 1/6/09 02:19 PM, simon wrote: I'm loving my Windows Media Player. <3

I don't use mine much; I just sample songs in it so I don't rack up any excess play count numbers in iTunes.
It's not good for much; I used to be able to rip CDs to mp3 format using it, but that feature got taken away with Windows Media Player 11 so I switched over to iTunes' import feature and CDex (for trickier CDs).

Response to: I hate snow and ice and cold overal Posted January 6th, 2009 in General

Come down to Texas, stay a while.
We've been having 70-to-80-degree days this winter.

Response to: PC power supply failure? Posted January 6th, 2009 in General

My computer is backed up by an APC power supply, similar to a car battery. It charges up all the time and sometimes I'm alerted that my computer is running on it.
I don't understand all the specifics, but maybe you should look into this.

Response to: NG Vegetarian Community Posted January 6th, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

At 11/23/08 03:35 PM, gamerpeepinpa wrote:
That's another thing. I understand the pain the animals would have to go through during processing, but if these animals were put in the wild, wouldn't being hunted down and torn apart by, say, a pack of wolves hurt just as bad?

How about being hunted down and executed by PETA enforcers? Don't think THAT'll hurt?
Seriously, ever since I saw that "KFC Consumer Warning" ad right here on Newgrounds, I have been scared stiff that PETA or one of their affiliates is going to come after me. My mom is one of those hyperconservative Bible-belt rednecks whose father raised cattle a long time ago and she believes all your causes are moot, so I'm caught between the biggest rock and hard place on Earth. I'd join you not because I want to, but because I fear what will happen to me if I don't.

Response to: Home alone pleasures Posted January 6th, 2009 in General

At 1/6/09 08:14 AM, EpicFail wrote: I turn on some music, loudly, and begin to sing it, but instead of singing nicely, I yell the lyrics at the top of my lungs to make it sound like a horrible song.

Sometimes I walk around naked too. Just for the lulz.

Same here, except I try to sound decent when I sing.
I also like to raid the refrigerator and sometimes I make myself a batch of no-bake cookies and eat them by myself.

Response to: iTunes genius.. Posted January 6th, 2009 in General

At 1/6/09 12:48 PM, Siblau wrote:
At 1/6/09 12:42 PM, Shreddy wrote: its better than any other media player out there. yeah it usues resources but if your worried about how much it uses then you have a shite computer.
LOL no, define best:

Supports most file types? Nope, VLC has it kicked in
User friendly (intuitive access to everything)? Nope, VLC and windows media kick it in
CPU intensive? This is a no-brainer, VLC and windows beat it.
You can buy music through it? Yep, but you can with windows media too without having to suck Apple balls. (Also lol@buying)

Congrats, iTunes loses at everything that came off the top of my head and draws on one. Feel free to come up with anything that you think it does better.

FYI: With iTunes, you actually get to keep the music you purchase. With competitors (e.g. Napster, Zune and Rhapsody), you only rent it from them, so you have to keep emptying your IRA to listen to whatever you download.

Response to: what type of dog is this?!?! Posted December 30th, 2008 in General

I'm going to need to see a picture of her standing before I can assess what breed traits she has.
From what I can see from the picture you posted, she may be part Dachshund. Is she small, medium or large?

Response to: Don't Log Into Youtube: 12/19 Posted December 16th, 2008 in General

At 12/15/08 07:21 PM, GiantDouche wrote: YOUtube is quickly becoming FUCKTube.

More like NAZITube.

Response to: When the US Army takes it too far: Posted December 10th, 2008 in General

At 12/10/08 07:26 PM, WraithAscendant wrote:
Mexican????

It's a Mind of Mencia reference.

Response to: When the US Army takes it too far: Posted December 10th, 2008 in General

There was a report in my area a while back about how Army recruiters don't need visitor passes to get into schools, and one recruiter took advantage of this and stalked and raped a high school student.
The Army is the most dishonorable profession one can enter. They prey on innocent, vulnerable people and force them to slaughter innocent people in foreign lands. I'm not surprised that former soldiers are dropping like flies from suicide; I'd kill myself too if I'd been tricked by my OWN GOVERNMENT into doing their imperialistic bidding.

Response to: MS paint your at-home pet peeves Posted December 9th, 2008 in General

At 12/9/08 11:56 AM, xTOXICxEMPIRE wrote: ARGH!

My little brother.
ALL. THE FUCKING. TIME.
>:(

Welcome to my life. My brother thinks he's the prince of the planet and is not afraid to show it. When I want to play video games or use the computer he yells "I'M USING IT!" when he clearly is not.
And when I try to take it, he punches me.
Our parents keep telling me to tell them when he's not being fair, but he has learned to evade their talks and uses every O.J. Simpson-style tactic he can think of against me.

Sometimes when he refuses to give me a machine to use, I just go away and do something else for a few hours (usually sleep); and when I return, he claims I never asked for it.

MS paint your at-home pet peeves

Response to: Entrance Music!? Posted December 8th, 2008 in General

This.

I dare you.