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Is/was your mom Tibetan or something? I don't know anyone who would even think those things were good to eat, not even the most natural-minded/crunchy people I know.

At 12/2/10 09:01 PM, ParadoxVoid wrote:

At 12/2/10 07:54 PM, Sweeper128 wrote: WTF? Team Fortress 2 was in Alpha this whole time?

Beta testers needed guys! :3

Downloading now.

Me too. This is gonna take a while...

At 12/2/10 04:40 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 12/2/10 03:25 PM, Cootie wrote: How are you fat enough to fit ALL of that in your rolls. Jesus Christ!

This. Seriously, I'm genuinely curious.

Me too.
I'm quite fat myself, but even I can't effectively store anything in my folds because it all shifts around when I move.

At 12/2/10 03:49 PM, Killinkyle wrote:
like this

Wrong.
Like this.

Controversial subjects, eh? I can think of a few...
Circumcision
Vaccinations
Racism
Corporal punishment
The draft
Breastfeeding
Airport security

If you want any more, let me know.

At 12/1/10 04:28 PM, MoriChax wrote: Nope, shits banned in my state.

To my knowledge it's banned nationwide.

I played Poker Night at the Inventory and got beat by Max.

I finally got the Enthusiast's Timepiece!

That's the last Poker Night item!

I can guarantee that this show will be pulled from the airwaves before the season is up.
It sends a bad message to girls: you have to have plastic surgery to be beautiful.
I can hear the feminists crying out now...

I almost fell for one of those JavaScript worms that everyone was posting on 4chan in early 2008. The day after I saved the script and tried to run it, I got a 7-day ban. I think I still have the screenshot.

Either this or "Believe" by The Alfee.
Or maybe this.

At 11/29/10 09:19 PM, Cootie wrote: I don't really think this is the right way to handle that. The cold shower is just too much for a kid of that age, spank him or ground him... doing shit like putting hot sauce in his mouth is just stupid.

There's a second video from that same uploader where she describes that she has tried those techniques and they didn't work. I predict one of these days she'll pull a Schatz.

You guys do realize that there are books out that give detailed instructions on how to do this stuff to kids, right?

This is just plain abominable. First beverage companies privatize the world's water and now this.
Someone has to intervene in this; capitalism was NOT intended as a means to exploit people this way. We need sunlight to survive, and if this hag gets her wish, we'd have to pay her and the Spanish government every last cent of our earnings to grow crops, power our homes and basically LIVE. There are already people suffering from extreme poverty and disease because they have to pay money they don't have for water (which is another absolute necessity); we don't need to slap any more predatory fees on them.

I'm typically fastidious about keeping most of me clean, but I never wash near my vagina. Soap stings there. I just rinse.

Note to guys: you should do this too. Soap can harm your penis, whether you're cut or not, and you could easily get a yeast infection. Be careful; if it stings or burns, stop and just rinse.

At 11/29/10 08:15 PM, TacoFreak wrote: guys please stop renaming your weapons as such lame shit its really lame

Right. Name them something awesome.

also enjoy this amazing TF2 remake of bad romance

And this TF2 remake of Baby.

If anyone wants to rerecord this using non-audiostitched voices, please go ahead. I'll do it myself if you want.

At 11/29/10 02:13 PM, TiberiumCrystalKutu wrote: So, I have progressed in my Heavy Russian Loadout XD
I unboxed a pair of gunboats and I traded them for another crate and I unboxed a description tag from that one, so here I am currently :)

Do you not have the Iron Curtain yet?
You were talking about it earlier as though you did.

It would go perfectly with that loadout.

At 11/29/10 01:58 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote:
Just as a note: that costume is only in the YouTube version. The Newgrounds and Albino Blacksheep versions have him cycle through two different sets of costumes in that scene.

I stand corrected. It's still in there; the costumes are governed by a randomizer script.

At 11/28/10 02:08 PM, TiberiumCrystalKutu wrote: Btw, I was looking this piece of awesome and extremely funny flash here by the same guy who did the Spy & Pyro Parody and look what my watchful eye caught.

I lol'd :)

Just as a note: that costume is only in the YouTube version. The Newgrounds and Albino Blacksheep versions have him cycle through two different sets of costumes in that scene.

At 11/28/10 06:30 PM, Falonefal wrote: worms

Yes, that's the most likely culprit.
Upon reading the title I suspected the cat was pregnant and about to give birth, but it looks like that is not the case.

At 11/29/10 11:24 AM, The-universe wrote:
But I have something to say on this. If the feds are removing these websites, how are they going to tackle those who just reupload an exact same copy of the website they've just taken down?

They can trace the uploaders and bar them for life from accessing the Internet or even using a computer.
I heard that happened to a couple of kids who were caught hacking into military and government computers back in the 90s.

I think it's just an original composition, though I may be wrong.

I have light green eyes with some tinges of blue and hazel.
I remember one optometrist complimenting me on how pale my retinas were.

At 11/28/10 08:50 PM, RightWingGamer wrote:

At 11/28/10 08:11 PM, Lithium-I wrote: Decent DRM? There's such a thing?

Look at Ubisoft, they lead the industry in DRM.

And that's not necessarily a good thing.

At 11/16/10 07:12 AM, liljim wrote:

At 11/15/10 11:34 PM, sandwich-eater wrote: all i want for christmas is..

Wrong.

Wrong again.

Also I'd like all 3 versions of this and maybe Sonic Colors.

At 11/28/10 02:46 AM, BrianEtrius wrote:
Now about option 2. Option 2 is a version of punishment under Iranian law. Yes, surely it sounds painful and inhumane, but consider this: the punishment would take less than a half hour, only the government and perhaps the wife would know about the crime. The man now has the option of moving on with his life instead of spending a year in jail. Also government no longer has to tax as much, as the man is not taking up resources by spending time in jail.

Actually, more than just the man, the government and his wife would know.
Judicial lashes are extremely painful and most importantly, they draw blood and leave permanent scars as a reminder of the crime. If anyone like a doctor saw those scars, they'd know what crime the man committed.

Of course, option 2 would never happen in the United States, as it's in the Constitution.

Technically speaking, it could happen.
The Eighth Amendment guards against "cruel and unusual" punishments, and flagellation is cruel but not unusual, so in theory it could be allowed.

However, it seems to me to run a more efficient government and judicial system perhaps this way is better.

Sad, but true. I remember Proteas ragging on a while back about how Singapore has one of the lowest crime rates in the world because they use judicial caning. He may be right.

Dickchicken
PenisPump
Cocksucker
ChickenPlucker
DungeonDad
RedneckWoman
SeymourButts
SeymourCox
Shit\
AteMyBalls
Vagoo
UsedCondom

Yeah, there's a LOT of untapped potential.
Unfortunately, there's a shitload of orphaned accounts taking all of the good names.

Probably The Eagles' "Hotel California."
It drew the public's attention to the fact that there are idiots who will read Satanism into anything they can find.

At 11/27/10 11:53 PM, aviewaskewed wrote:

At 11/27/10 11:44 PM, LordJaric wrote: yeah, that's not racist.

Have you read any of tony's posts? He's a proud racist and homophobe. Just think, this is also a person that serves in our military too "keeping us safe".

I think he's just trolling. I seem to recall him being able to carry on an intelligent conversation a year or so ago.

At 11/27/10 10:52 PM, RightWingGamer wrote: You act like this is the first time this has ever happened.

Onion is funny, but they write so seriously that these incidents are GOING TO HAPPEN!

They shouldn't happen.
Unfortunately, The Onion doesn't have a disclaimer saying that their content is meant as comedy and their tagline is "America's Finest News Source," so it's all too easy for (stupid) people to take them seriously.