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At 6/10/07 05:11 AM, big-chip wrote: the arch of the back is good too.

Damn straight.

All arches and smooth surfaces are nice :)

At 6/10/07 04:55 AM, MissAllanPoe wrote:

At 6/10/07 04:43 AM, Hi-dud wrote:

Can you say, "In the 'a'?"

I SAID what what, in the butt.

I DIDN'T say, but am saying now, that I'll shit on your sister!

Dam post limit, lol.

Lol.

@ that other guy, Yeah, the "worst places" you listed are pretty bad.
How the hell can you get your anus pierced? I've heard of anal jewelry though... Almost the same I guess.
Also, I hate nipple piercings, how attention-whorey can you get?

One time, I was so high, that I thought that I had sex with a hampster, but it turned out I just made a cheese pocket thing.

From Ebichu, but replaced "drunk" with "high".

Drugs are gay.

At 6/10/07 05:13 AM, Mechabloby wrote: I want an ear piercing in my eye.

So... What you're saying is that you have an ear growing out of your eye?

This thing's still going? Goddamn.

At 6/10/07 05:09 AM, Sawke wrote: just ears.I see no reason to get your belly button pierced if you don't show off your stomach and my friend has a nose piercing so i told her it look like a shiny booger.

Haha.
Belly button is just nice 'cause belly buttons are sexy, and piercings make it even more so.
I've always liked nose piercings for whatever the reason, they just compliment the face.

At least I didn't say anyting wierd like eyebrow and lip piercings, those things are just strange.

At 6/10/07 04:49 AM, Lord-Sonx wrote:

At 6/10/07 04:40 AM, Hi-dud wrote: When you have a baby, you won't want to leave it alone.

tell that to Madeleine McCann's parents

I have absolutely no idea who that is.

Where do you like piercing on a body? Particularly female, but male works as well.
I really like it on the top of the ear, nose, and belly button <3

How'bout y'all?

Wow, when you're famous you can make the gayest threads ever and they'll still make over 3 pages.

Then it would be like strangling her :'(

I prefer the feel of a girl's stomache, it just feels nice.
I also like to be in between the joy-areas, lol.

If it's a guy or girl I don't know, then I usually just back away, if not I move to the side.
If I'm in a corner I push them away, that's only happened once though.

If they're a good friend, I usually don't care.

At 6/10/07 04:56 AM, Tancrisism wrote:

At 6/10/07 04:52 AM, Hi-dud wrote: I think spooning is more for relaxing, not sex.
It's nice to squeeze a boob every once in a while though.

Always.

Also, I love to have my arm go under the girl right above her waist in the real skinny part. That's nice :)

Agreed. And when she has her hand calmly laying on one's chest, or possibly slowly caressing in a lovingly, unsexual way.

Yeah, that's nice too :)
Although if she's doing that, then she's most likely behind you, arg. I prefer to be behind her, but I like it if she just crawls up on the bed and does that, then it makes you feel wanted, lol.

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If I was able to choose one background song in a war, I'd choose The Cage, because that song starts out so loud and fast, chances are you'll die before the song cools down.
Even if you do live, it's a harcore song.

At 6/10/07 04:52 AM, 36Holla wrote:

You didnt something in the opposite spirit of this thread. You did something bad to someone, and that makes me sad.

(

But it makes me feel oh so good

At 6/10/07 04:45 AM, MagnusTheRed wrote:

At 6/10/07 04:41 AM, big-chip wrote: Aww me and the girlfriend broke up last week, I miss spooning. My bed feel allot bigger by myself.

You get the arm your laying in and it goes under the girl, like a big spooning hug. the other arm goes over. (this allows you to acess the boobs easily aswell ;p)

And the clit, should the need arise. And her neck is right there to be kissed as well, spooning is a truly wonderful thing.

I think spooning is more for relaxing, not sex.
It's nice to squeeze a boob every once in a while though.

Also, I love to have my arm go under the girl right above her waist in the real skinny part. That's nice :)

Megadeth.

Metallica's not bad though, I used to like 'em alot.

At 6/10/07 04:49 AM, Mechabloby wrote:

At 6/10/07 04:48 AM, Sawke wrote: hmm...I got some cookies!

Share!

I stol'd your cadny and cookies.

At 6/10/07 04:46 AM, TheBigLemon wrote:

At 6/10/07 04:43 AM, Hi-dud wrote:

At 6/10/07 04:43 AM, MissAllanPoe wrote: What what in the butt.

Can you say, "In the 'a'?"

Ass. You cans say anything. Ass, fuck, shit, damn, hell, jew, Tom Cruise.

Anything but the n word.

I'm older than you, so shut up, lol.

Don't you get it though? "What" rhyms with "butt". And "Say" rhyms with "a".

At 6/10/07 04:43 AM, MissAllanPoe wrote: What what in the butt.

Can you say, "In the 'a'?"

When you have a baby, you won't want to leave it alone.

I agree though, bringing them to the movies is just retarded, if you're going out for any social event, just get a baby sitter.

I signed up like 4 years ago and never got past level 9.

I quit ng forum for personal reasons, I might come back in 2 years.

I agree, but I like to be the one holding them.

I can't believe I came back to newgrounds, if only for a moment for this.

Why is Children of Bodom so awesome?

Does 64=65?

Do girls REALLY talk about sex that much? I have alot of girl friends (friend that happen to be girls) and though they'll mention sex and stuff, it never really seems like they'd talk about guy's penis sizes... That's weird. I mean, my girl always talks about sex and stuff, but I figured she was just really horny.

What's it feel like to have a penis inside of you?

What do girl find physically attractive on a guy? Because I really don't think I look very good, but alot of girls seem like they're interested in me. And they laugh at all my comments and jokes and stuff, even if I don't even think they're funny.

Do boobs get in the way of doing stuff? Charlotte and alot of my girl friends say "I hardly even notice they're there." Sometimes they'll even say "What's it like to have a penis?" I always find that comment funny.

I think that some girls are like REALLY pretty, but they don't seem to think so themselves. Is this because I have a weird taste in girls, or is it because they're just shy? Or what? I don't get it.

Why does like every guy like Jessica Alba? I'd rather bang Reese Witherspoon, I think she's pretty hot.

Do girls like horseback riding so much because it feels good down there? Or what? Because girls really like horseback riding, lol.

Why do I not have a camera?

How sensitive are boobs? I've always thought that they were more for the man's enjoyment :P

How long after giving birth does it take for a girl to get back in the mood? I'm tired of waiting already :(

Anyways, answer now for apple or cherry pie.

At 4/12/07 05:16 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: How to make a sandwich? Start with getting bread and stuff, theres like 5 steps, then add, then all the aftermath...

I was thinking about telling her how to make some food, but I don't think that would work too well. It's more of a recipe, but you tell how long you cook.

Sandwich might work though.

Any more suggestions?

If you were just friends, then ask for a kiss.

If you were non-sexual boy/girlfriend pair, then ask for sex.

If you're sexual girl/boryfriends then ask if she/he loves you or something.

I dunno, I think if you're in love, then you just know it (as well as you now they love you too).

I hope I helped, I doubt I did though.

I was just about to go on a date, when my little sister asked me for help on her homework.

I really wanna be a nice big brother, but I don't think my sibs think that I'm the best. So, I asked Charlotte to wait for 5 minutes while I tried to help, she said that she needed to write a small paper about how to do something in 12 steps.

I tried to think of something, but I wasn't able to, so I told her I'd work on it.

Now I come to you guys for help, just tell me something that I can have her do.

At 3/23/07 07:55 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 3/23/07 07:38 PM, Hi-dud wrote:

At 3/23/07 07:36 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: Take out your penis and put it in her pooper. If she doesnt say stop, she likes you

This is the only proven method of knowing if a girl likes you.

Wow, then I hate all men. That explains a lot.

Hehehe.

When I was 13 I used to jack off like every day.
Now I do it maybe once a month, at most.