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So for us that aren't religious do you have any suggestions on how we can help get it out? i hope she's okay! remember were here for you buddy.

At 12/19/09 02:26 AM, DragonFyre9 wrote: stuff

If you need looks to date someone i have to say i don't imagine you getting very far.
Example:

You are now 60
She is now a bag of wrinkles saggy tits etc.
They don't stay pretty forever.

I would give anyone a chance considering they have good qualities that please me. Maybe it's just me but looking good wont get you anywhere with me.

At 12/18/09 09:20 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: The only 2 that don't suck.

You're a queer if you only like the 2 most boring flavors of pringles.
Expand your taste ffs. Try something new!

At 12/19/09 02:00 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Mountain Dew here, best pop ever and of all time. Sorry I'm a little late. I was busy skateboarding and playing violent video games because I'm extreme like that. Oh Shi- can it be? THE MOUNTAIN DEW MINOTAUR!

Just in time for the holidays mountain dew minotaur!
This is why obvious mountain dew is superior to everything you guys drink.

mountain dew ftw, inb4 mountain dew eats your sperm count. Extreme men sacrifice sperm to taste such extreme flavor.

At 12/19/09 01:49 AM, ThePortalGuru wrote: I dunno, I just don't find them that hot. They're just too cute to look hot.

i wanna pinch the shit out of that!

At 12/19/09 01:45 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: Since I.. Since I what.. GOD DAMNIT MAN! THE LAST THING I WANT IS A CLIFFHANGER...

speaking of which go sky diving! you know since you

At 12/19/09 01:57 AM, WadeFulp wrote: NWS just updated my area to 10 to 18 inches. The storm hasn't even fired up yet, so these could be conservative numbers. I'm hoping to see 20+ inches.

20+ inches?

Seriously though you're gonna post pics after it hits right?
I haven't seen snow since i was a kid. You're a lucky man.

make me a snowman!

At 12/19/09 01:38 AM, DrClay wrote:

At 12/19/09 01:37 AM, ohbombuh wrote: So...what do you expect us to do about it?

talk about it?

seriously guys.

At 12/19/09 01:27 AM, misterchees0 wrote: I used to play guitar. d (+4 years for guitar).

So, fellow bassists, has this skill been bewstowed upon you yet?

The skill of playing something easier to play after practicing 4 years of guitar?

IT SURE HAS WOW I CANT BELEVE I CAN PLAY BASS. I FEEL SPECIAL TO!

ANYONE ELSE?

At 12/19/09 01:27 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: since I'm used to it, and that's where I find myself asking. Is this it?

Yes when you do boring shit day in and day out and talk to boring people who do boring shit.

That's it.

At 12/19/09 01:22 AM, MonkeyV wrote: -t

I lol'd

Also...

Sublette is a full-time gym teacher.

what? so why does it matter then.

GUIZ LOOK I GOT ACCEPTED! I've never been so happy!

P.S. I hope to see all you coworkers soon!

At 12/19/09 12:56 AM, DOCoSPADEo wrote: Idle was waay to prepared for this thread.

and Joe just confused the fuck outta me.

You're never to prepared.

"Happy Holidays, because there are Atheists, people of different religions, and black people."

love dat cold chicken winter.

fuck every race and religion in the world they are all fuckin stupid

To much srrssbssnss

She is a jerk or was raised that way, move on with your life.

Assisting in srrsbssnss

Poop in her purse.
It's the only way she can learn the truth about the color brown.

rofl.

You should find her and teach her some respect.

it would be way to hard to find her from what i gather of OP's post.

Mhmm

mhmm

mhmm

And how does THIS make you feel?

FUCK YEAH RED BUTTON BLUE BUTTON ORANGE BUTTON AAWWWWWW YEAH!!!!!!

At 12/18/09 02:38 AM, Jamoke wrote: "Earth!"

"Fire!"

"Wind!"

"Water!"

"Coffee, bitches."

Rofl you totally cheated with animating :D
Made me laugh hard good sir.

I think I'll get back into this thread now.

At 12/19/09 12:02 AM, STEM wrote: If I could shoot a gun at my computer instead of having to click through an array of buttons just to lock/delete a thread, I'd wholeheartedly accept every single 5-second thread :P

Stem that is probably the best idea i've ever heard. You may not realize that now. But some day.... some day.

Also i love you.

can i have my ban pass now?

That said i still agree these threads are an important part of giving you guys something to do. You may not enjoy it. But that's why you sometimes lock it at 0 replies and leave a witty comment.

You know you love doing that. Specially when the threads end up in peoples sigs with something saying
"LULS BEST THURED EVOOAH"

Bill: GRABBIN PEELZ!!!!!11!

So tired i forgot the picture and used the wrong name... Delete other post plox.

Francis: GRABBIN PEEELZ!!!11!!1

Started off good and then just a bunch of copy pasta from the bible. :(
With that I will throw in the whole nature of man is to insert penis.

At 12/17/09 09:23 PM, Detached wrote: It seems that I'm bored with life.

I feel your pain.

I'm in my second year of college yet I find no true joy in it.

At some point given you ever did like college. You probably wont later. It's not supposed to be joyous unless you're really that obsessed with learning.

I tend to do something out of the ordinary but it comes with a high price a.k.a broken bones, hospital.

How often do you do these things? what kind of shit do you do? it sounds more like the story you laugh about years later then something that was near fun when it happened imo.

Don't get me wrong, I do sports.

Sports are not always fun and i can see how you're getting tired of it.

I want something good, something that can make my adrenaline rush. I know I'm not the only one out there who feels this. I just want to ensure that something will happen in my life.

Then make something happen! it's not gonna happen just cause you're bored sitting around wanting it to. You're getting tired of the same old routine. So break it.

Take a trip to somewhere you've never been.
Do something extreme,
Skydive.
Wrestle in alligator in a bikini in a blow up pool filled with jello.
Get a girlfriend. (it gets extreme the longer you can stand her.)

1. ignore search bar.
2. taking something well liked and say you don't like it.
3. Bash the artist even though he works harder then you never do.
4. leave little to no room for discussion by typing as few sentences as possible.

You are now cool and original. Enjoy your anti space vacuum of cocks in the shape of a cookie.

Would it be offensive to say this sounds like the bullshit i make up in 2 seconds and send to my friend(s) in text messages?

Newgrounds is that special feeling you get when you hold your special gals hand!

At 12/17/09 11:24 PM, Heinrich wrote: Body slam!

And here i thought there was nothing funny to do with it seeing as he's not really making a funny face or anything that could do with reaction.

Once again proven wrong by you.

At 12/17/09 04:00 PM, noisyassassin wrote: I found $20 under my desk at the end of 9th period, should I keep it?

If they were careless enough to drop 20$ then chances are they don't need it.
IF you turn it in everyone will just say it belongs to them.... Who turns in money?!

At 12/17/09 03:21 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote: I do believe it is a public school, (in regard to post stating enlisting there child in a strict school)

I automatically assumed it had to be some kind of private school for them to be able to act so harshly against a small child. however the news still wont classify what it is and i can't be bothered to do any further research.

Assuming its a public school, That's pathetic. singling out a 4 year old boy and retaining him to his own space away from friends, playing, and learning. Because he has medium length hair? The principal even admits the rules are full of flaws. But rules are rules? really? Why not just let it go.

Heres the full report for those that are interested.

BALCH SPRINGS, Texas - Pre-kindergartner Taylor Pugh likes his floppy hair just how it is: long on the front and sides, covering his earlobes and shirt collar.

But his long locks violate the dress code in his suburban Dallas school district. So Taylor again found himself facing in-school suspension Wednesday, sitting in a library with a teacher's aide while his friends played and learned together in a classroom.

"They kicked me out that place," said Taylor, 4, who prefers the nickname Tater Tot. "I miss my friends."

Taylor's parents say he plans to eventually cut his hair and donate it to a charity that makes wigs for cancer patients. But they're not happy with the district's rules.

It appears the school district "is more concerned about his hair than his education," said Taylor's father, Delton Pugh. "I don't think it's right to hold a child down and force him to do something ... when it's not hurting him or affecting his education."

Pugh, a tattoo artist, said he used to shave his own head, but that his son "made me pinky promise I would let my hair grow long with him."

The follicle fight came to a head last month when Taylor's parents received a signed letter from Floyd Elementary School's principal, threatening to withdraw the boy from school if his hair didn't comply with district standards.

When Taylor's parents didn't budge, their son was suspended.

Elizabeth Taylor, Taylor's mother, said her son is "an individual. He wants his long hair."

When the boy returned late last month, his hair was longer than ever. But school officials decided suspension was too harsh and changed the punishment to a modified in-school suspension.

"They still have regular classroom work, but in an isolated environment," Mesquite Independent School District spokesman Ian Halperin said. "We expect students ... to adhere to the code of conduct."

According to the district dress code, boys' hair must be kept out of the eyes and cannot extend below the bottom of earlobes or over the collar of a dress shirt. Fads in hairstyles "designed to attract attention to the individual or to disrupt the orderly conduct of the classroom or campus is not permitted," the policy states.

The district is known for standing tough on its dress code. Earlier this year, a seventh-grader in the district was sent home for wearing black skinny pants. His parents chose to home-school him.

On its Web site, the district says its code is in place because "students who dress and groom themselves neatly, and in an acceptable and appropriate manner, are more likely to become constructive members of the society in which we live."

A persistent violator could face additional suspensions, but such issues are handled on a case-by-case basis, Halperin said.

"We understand it may not be for everybody," Halperin said of the policy, "but those are the rules for this district."

Pugh said the issue is about more than hair. He said his son is being singled out, and that he has seen other male students in the district with hair much longer than Taylor's.

"Nobody wants to meet in the middle. It's all or nothing," Pugh said. "He's my son. I love him. I will back him to the end."

He doesn't have long hair he has an average medium hair cut which is pretty popular nowadays.

However when you sign up your son for a school that has a strict dress code YOU SHOULD DRESS YOUR KID LIKE THAT. 'm siding with the school on this one but i suppose ill throw in some fun quotes.

Dad: " I don't see why i should hold down my kid and cut his hair"

Son: "i miss my friends."

Just seems like there is a little bit wrong with this picture.
Also you should add more to a post if your gonna make a video thread.... just saying.

At 12/17/09 03:00 AM, FBIpolux wrote: FullyNakedMike?

Now i can't think of anything...

At 12/17/09 12:41 AM, STEM wrote: I can see all the times you've been banned but it seems I've never banned you (yet), good job :P

Sorry to get off topic, but that's a pretty sweet quirk. Are you allowed to request your ban record?
Cause i think i'd like to see how I'm doing as far as which mods have banned me to hell.