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Response to: Character limit... Posted December 7th, 2009 in General

Google Chrome automatically spellchecks anything thats written. Its telling me that "spellchecks" is actually two words, but i dont really care.

The newgrounds review box actually tells you things you spelt incorrectly aka auto spell check much like youtube comments. But sometimes i get so busy doing other things that mistakes fly by unnoticed when i post it.

I once wrote a 4 paragraph essay on "There She Is pt.4".

http://wtflolnoob.newgrounds.com/reviews /flash/3

Good work dude. I love people who actually bother to write something bigger then "Gud stoof 10101010!"

A majority of reviews made on NG barely qualify as a sentence. The character limit in generous by comparison.
If you find yourself hitting the limit often, then you might have to take a step back and ponder the question, "Am I a rambling cunt with too much to say?"

I didn't read this before i posted but this is pretty much always true in my case. I like to really give a long review on things and address every point. But i really could just say a tiny bit bout here and there and stay under the limit with no problem.

I'm not a professional reviewer so i have a bit of trouble breaking down my points without completely shortening everything to seem like a useless review with nothing to say. When it comes to reviewing i guess i just say way to fucking much.

Response to: Character limit... Posted December 7th, 2009 in General

At 12/7/09 04:07 PM, Supersteph54 wrote: Seriously, has anyone here been finding the reviewing character limit a bit too small?

YES
Look at the review i just left on
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 9083

I had to cut the whole thing and do some edits.
NEED MORE CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!!!

But in reality i just need to learn how to spell check things use proper grammar and use shorter words to explain things.

Or you know... Give us more characters for the people who actually write reviews.
<3

Response to: Help my friend win $10,000! Posted December 6th, 2009 in General

And now the part where i convince people to make there own and mass vote for there own win!

Response to: Would you know you existed? Posted December 6th, 2009 in General


If there is nothing, there are no mistakes.

Drawing nothing on a canvas is a pretty huge mistake for drawing on a canvas.

Response to: Best place to get laid? Posted December 6th, 2009 in General

On newgrounds, with random people who aren't aware of what your doing.

mmmh.
Response to: Identifying Kay guitars Posted December 6th, 2009 in General

Try the music forum. People don't know a cock from a cactus around these parts.

Response to: Photoshop Fridge Excitement Posted December 6th, 2009 in General

At 5/9/09 01:07 PM, Heinrich wrote: remedy lyrics.

Jesus christ dude i just laughed so hard. i was just looking back to that vid yesterday. wtf dude how do you do it?

Response to: Let's Talk About Our Feelings. :') Posted December 6th, 2009 in General

I am so much of a lonely attention whore that not even people in this thread reply to me!

the truth hurts.
Response to: Let's Talk About Our Feelings. :') Posted December 6th, 2009 in General

At 12/6/09 05:55 PM, Jawdyn wrote: I feel pretty shitty when im at home, the atmosphere here is really negative and everyone is always fighting is everyone. I really want to move out and I plan on doing soon as I can afford to. It's depressing here, and I don't need that shit anymore.

i feel the same way except i have colon cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA!

YA KNOW?!

Response to: Barbie Sends The Wrong Image Posted December 6th, 2009 in General

Looks fine to me buddy.

Barbie Sends The Wrong Image

Response to: Who has the highest Medal Score? Posted December 6th, 2009 in General

Went into google.
Typed highest medal user.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1042 325/1

NOT AMUSED.

Response to: Who will be our next hero? Posted December 6th, 2009 in General

"Unfortunately we've been forced to close this site to non swedish dildo users due to all the visitors."

Seriously though. wtf is this? this sucks :(

Who will be our next hero?

Response to: Photoshop Queen Elizabeth Posted December 6th, 2009 in General

At 12/6/09 01:42 PM, Meepster wrote: blank template?

Heres what I'm working with.

Photoshop Queen Elizabeth

Response to: Photoshop Queen Elizabeth Posted December 6th, 2009 in General

Introducing....

Photoshop Queen Elizabeth

Response to: Photoshop Queen Elizabeth Posted December 6th, 2009 in General

At 12/6/09 12:54 PM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote: One can't just photoshop the Queen!

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY CATAPULT THE QUEEN INTO MORDOR!

Photoshop Queen Elizabeth

Response to: Photoshop Queen Elizabeth Posted December 6th, 2009 in General

At 12/6/09 12:42 PM, Kart-Man wrote: Weeeeerk.

That's fucking hot

Response to: My family doesn't care for books. Posted December 6th, 2009 in General

At 12/6/09 03:16 AM, Igotaname13 wrote: stuff

Its called reverse parenting.

If your parent acts like a moron and considers all that shit stupid. Your kiddie genes that make you want to be different then your parent will make you a super genious.

Where as if she cared about education.
You would be an uber cool white boy gangster with no regards to your future or any education.

mhmm
Response to: It's Sawke's birthday today! Posted December 6th, 2009 in General

right because turning 18 means i want to take my clothes off for old men! also..let me see what porn stuff is all abou- OH MY GOD!! its glorious..

Shut up yes it does.
Happy b-day miss.

At 12/6/09 03:25 AM, Clock-Ninja wrote: Suffs

Tsk tsk now you're just being an attention whore :P

Response to: My grandads a freemason... Posted December 6th, 2009 in General

Who is mason and why does he care?

Response to: Gino prosecuted for eating rat Posted December 6th, 2009 in General

At 12/6/09 11:56 AM, JaY11 wrote: Jesus christ how VILE and CRUEL, I hope he gets life in prison.
In other less important news, thousands of more troops are going to be sent to afghanistan.

Okay i see what you'rer doing, but you're still a huge faggot for trying so hard.

Response to: Dragon Ball Z = Pothead Show Posted December 6th, 2009 in General

This thread was a huge failure.
Bad and you should feel bad etc.

you notice that its always a picture and one person is barely moving on screen for the most part of the show,

Yeah...? wtf you must be really high atm.

Then theres the transformations, the transformations are pretty fucking trippy,

Normal color, blink, turn yellow.
NOT VARY TRIPPY

The Freiza saga is the trippiest, or the ones where Goku is fighting Vegeta, because when you look at Vegeta stoned and Vegeta is acting hard with Goku, and hes looking up at Goku and he's like I COULD FUCK YOU UP KAKAROT! And Goku just looks down at him like he's just a pissed off midget, it's fucking great.

Lmfao it's okay i still luld here.

Response to: Protection from a zombie bite? Posted December 6th, 2009 in General


Pfft, with RAPTOR JESUS.

Pfft, with RAPTOR JESUS HOLDING 2 MINI GUNS!

Response to: Horse's Shitting On The Pavement Posted December 6th, 2009 in General

At 12/6/09 11:39 AM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: Why is it that I'll be fined if I shat on the road whilst I'm out for a mid afternoon jog.

Tiny asian dick.
^
v
Horse dick.

You're welcome bro.

Response to: ngs chat whatever... Posted December 6th, 2009 in General

At 12/6/09 06:59 AM, Zombified wrote: The idea of a char feature would be nice in theory. But, it would pull everyone away from the forums. And I don't like the sound of that. I enjoy these forums too much for it to be ruined by constant spam, and bullshit. Wait.. that's already here.

Well played.
I'd actually like the chat, we would at least still get to know each other and its possible the mods would lighten up on letting people post stories here. I think i would enjoy talking to a lot of you.

So when done chatting with newgrounds you come here to read awesome OC/copy pasta. etc.
Would be pretty cash.

Response to: people go apeshit over animals Posted December 6th, 2009 in General

At 12/6/09 11:01 AM, Excursius wrote: als reproduce faster than humans. there's enough of them as is

Rofl.... for some reason i think there being way to many of us and us making to little of them and taking up all there room to live is more the problem.

So? People are cute too. And many people can't defend themselves at all against another human.

This is trolling right? no really. Not sure if your serious.

Lol I pictured hundreds of people scattering around screaming and waving their hands trying to find a way to open a locked oven with a kitten melting inside when I read Apeshit.

Lmfao that's just horrible and hilarious.

Violence exists among animals as well. And why the fuck are we so obligated to suck mother nature's bleeding pussy? Animals are not harmless. Don't think Animals wouldn't do what we do if they were capable.

Violence exists among animals for the purpose of territory, eating, mating. wtf animal throws a kitten in the oven for the pure sake of doing it? very cases animals will kill for no purpose. but again. They are the lower species. We are way more evolved then them. as the advanced species we shouldn't be fucking things up worse then the little guys should we?

If they could would they? if animals were as advanced as we are they'd be having there own discussions much like this on furgrounds.

Funny that not a lot of people care about a rape

Everyone cares when a little kid gets raped what the hell are you talking about?
We host huge trials over it for months sometimes almost years while a cat gets thrown in an oven and it gets about a few days of fame.

Trust me, people care. Although the rest of your post is somewhat valid imo.
Its true animals wont be scarred for life like us. But that would be because of our advanced minds and our feelings.

Seriously, either we can hurt animals or we can't. I say we can because it is our right as a superior species to use animals to our benefit.

Benefits such as food for our survival?
Sure that's fine. But what does any of this have to do with the pointlessly cooking up a house cat?
It is our right as the "intelligent" beings of this planet to save things and make smarter choices. Which is why he have the power to do so.

Response to: people go apeshit over animals Posted December 6th, 2009 in General

discuss

We are well above animals in the food chain and we have done more then enough to them in the process of our "living" as it is. To throw them in an oven is just overkill and promotes being insane. home pets are used to be wild animals that we lowered down to cute fluffy innocent creatures.

Seriously, they don't have anyway to defend themselves against what your doing. They have suffered enough as it is. Leave them alone.

When a human kills another human. who gives a shit. Maybe he was trying to rape you so you stabbed him. Maybe he just wanted to kill you. We're in our own comfort zone if one of us gets killed by one of us.

Also "APE"shit
Llololololololololololololollllllol

Response to: How did you become a NewGrounder? Posted December 6th, 2009 in General

At 12/6/09 07:18 AM, HellboundNinja wrote: I came here to see spear Britny...

I came back here to play that, that was so cash! but I have been lurking well into the early start.
My friend showed me this website saying hey look at this funny. he also showed me ebaums world. funnyjunk etc.

Funny junk and this are the only ones that stuck with me.
Funny junk became fail. finally made an acc in 06 and lurked the forums. I didn't really have any interest in talking to any of you so i just kind of read what you had to say if it was funny and if not clicked away and watched flash.

So yeah that is pretty much my newgrounds story.

Response to: Cosmoneth keeps getting front paged Posted December 6th, 2009 in General

I hate people that act like amazing games come here everyday off of all these amazing programming artists and that only the best of the best are allowed to be front paged.

People work very hard on there games and when everyone ends up loving the artist. tom knows to give respect where deserved.

so why can't you?

This is flash, there is so much shit to sift through to find any games worth anything And a again. its flash.... any game slightly good is a miracle and deserves recognition.
Response to: Prototype + Halo + Left 4 Dead = ? Posted December 6th, 2009 in General

Good luck trying to make an Xbox 360 game all by yourself.

Pretty sure he means flash games.
On topic. I don't know. aren't we a little late into newgrounds for still making shitty copy pasta character games instead of your own?

I might play it once or twice assuming you put huge amounts of effort and time into making it amazing.

Response to: I. Am. Sickened. Posted December 5th, 2009 in General

Your thoughts?

You are a moron.

All you got from what they did was.
THE WORLD IS SO FUCKED UP! WOMANS RIGHTS GRAHHHHH!

fail