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Response to: Newgrounds Moderation Sucks. Posted December 17th, 2009 in General

At 12/17/09 12:25 AM, STEM wrote: Stuff

Don't take that shit dookie duke!

BAN THEM!

I hate getting banned for posting in spam topics!!!w
Response to: Newgrounds Moderation Sucks. Posted December 17th, 2009 in General

Why can't I say Kurt Kobain was a loser drug addict or Michael Jackson was a child rapist?

Because then you made a thread without using the search bar.

OH FUCKING SNAP!
Response to: Will Party Popers Live Or Die ? Posted December 17th, 2009 in General

I'm going to attempt to address this thread one bit at a time.

have u ever had a party and some asshole stuffs up EVER THING u work on DAM !!!

What?

so shoud they LIVE OR DIE

What?

Response to: I'm scared. Posted December 13th, 2009 in General

Change showers with your older fatter mother.

Thatil teach him!
Response to: There she is!! Posted December 12th, 2009 in General

Newgrounds for it's fluid and lively animation, cuteness, and wholesomeness, something that is becoming something increasingly hard to find on Newgrounds.

Although i love this series, and it is definitely some of the best the site has to offer. I don't think we can really say its becoming hard to find those kinds of flash's. If anything nowadays the quality of flash is overall a shit load better.

Response to: Fuck Christmas. Posted December 12th, 2009 in General

Get. Over. It. It's a time of caring. Just because YOUR family is shit and because YOU don't like the holiday, don't go and ruin it for other people. M'KAY?

I don't wanna bag on you. But seriously several people have made these kind of threads and the fact is its just

1. Your area.
2. Your family
3. Most importantly. YOU.

The holiday spirit has only dropped a little in value as money got tight for most so maybe there wont be awesome decorations and shit.... But cmon, its your family. No one completely loves everyone in there family. there your blood and you love them unconditionally.

Everything you listed seems like your own personal thing. i can happily say my family and i enjoy meeting up for huge dinners exchanging shitty gifts we all wont care about the next week.

Also if i bought someone in my family a hand held console and they broke it cause its "boring" id kick there ass and show them the meaning of fun.

WITH AN IRON FIST!
Response to: i will make u an animated .gif Posted December 11th, 2009 in General

I want one of poodles doing bear things!

/notallbold
Response to: Privacy is no more? Posted December 11th, 2009 in General

Even if this was true, Privacy is for those smart enough to lock doors.
Unless your implying an old lady kicked down your door and chucked bibles at you.

Response to: I'd Like To Tell You About A Game! Posted December 11th, 2009 in General

So assuming you'rer drunk and throw wooden coasters. Chances are you spend about 50$ on drinks and quite a lot more replacing all the shit you just broke with your 2 pointers.

Sounds like a great idea!
Response to: I might be dying... Posted December 11th, 2009 in General

At 12/11/09 12:00 AM, Rig wrote: I'm dying too.

of old age
it's a slow death

We still love you rig, even if someday soon you'll HNNNNGH!!!!

Joking
I'd be seeing a doctor. There's gotta be SOMETHING you want to live for.

He insisted he wants to live the best he can while he has live so i assume he has plenty to live for.
So why not Treat it, Live well, Die of old age. etc.

Having cancer and low chances does not imply you will die. If you stay away from help it probably will kill you though.

not that i believe any of this anyways.
Response to: I might be dying... Posted December 10th, 2009 in General

I'm scared shitless, and I don't want to goto the doctor, because I am afraid of what it might be. So I'm just going to live my life as good as I can,

So instead of seeing a doctor about a problem you might be able to fix with the proper care you're gonna let yourself die?

Don't you think thats a little silly? But I'm not gonna insult you.

Response to: Ever met your parnets? Posted December 10th, 2009 in General

At 12/10/09 12:26 AM, PrinceFlea wrote: You were meant to say parents right?

Think he means pamets.

Response to: help with a stolen song Posted December 9th, 2009 in General

At 12/9/09 03:57 AM, Arkez wrote: shit

Thanks for the abusive review as well <3
Also implying anyone really gives a shit about someone with a similar techno song.
Far as i care this is just advertising.

Response to: Need help with trying to get a girl Posted December 9th, 2009 in General

At 12/9/09 04:11 AM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote:
At 12/9/09 01:30 AM, somedude294 wrote: I've already had 1 girlfriend before, so I'm no stranger to this stuff.
did no one else laugh at this?

Luls were to be had

Response to: HUGE spiral over my city! Posted December 9th, 2009 in General

At 12/9/09 03:55 AM, Usernamemyarse wrote: video of the same thing from far away:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1flcl_nCK y8

Okay you can stop now its getting kind of overly un-amusing.

Response to: HUGE spiral over my city! Posted December 9th, 2009 in General

Doesn't look shopped to me and you're all idiots for pointing that out. Obviously not shopped.

Response to: Need help with trying to get a girl Posted December 9th, 2009 in General

She sounds like a great girl and I'm sure you'll have no problem getting her from the way you described things. I would suggest you just act on the feelings you have and kiss her straight away.

Response to: Make a Garfield Comic Posted December 9th, 2009 in General

Lazy ass cat would just leave you to die.

It's true.

Make a Garfield Comic

Response to: Remember the great John Lennon Posted December 8th, 2009 in General

He might be overrated but he moved millions of people around the world in The Beatles and with Yoko in his solo project. He wrote beautiful music straight from the heart, unlike that pretentious lackluster player. Lennon inspired thousands of people and artists and moved generations. Who did Dimebag ever inspire, besides blue jacket wearing metal pricks?

Not sure if asking a serious question.
Either way i was just joking around. I'm not actually knocking lemon. They're both pretty over rated though. But not really. Lemons was lucky to fall into a time where everyone was high as fuck and impressionable to that style of music. where as dimebag's time was more around where people cared more about power chords and feelings and anything to do with nirvana.

Just saying. dimebags death was really the only thing that blew up the band and made them so "overrated" besides that they're not very overrated.

Anyways back to mocking the deaths of idols.

Response to: HALP with recording drums. Posted December 8th, 2009 in General

At 12/8/09 09:47 PM, takumidesh wrote: I would love to set up a few mics, (i have some USB ones) but i don't have an external mixer, just my laptop and audacity D:

I do believe there are a few free mixing programs you can use. But if i had to think on my feet with what i had.

maybe just record with mic setup how you have it now into 1 recording on audacity.
set the mic up to get the toms better. Nail the same beat into another recording.

Mix like that?
I know audacity can pan and adjust volume levels and whatnot. Not the best mixing but it should be enough to at least hear what you sound like. Kind of complicated though...

Besides that, good sound is in the good equipment. Gotta get yourself a mixer and some mics bro :P

Response to: HALP with recording drums. Posted December 8th, 2009 in General

Excuse me while i just simply put you should keep the great sound your getting from your mic now and buy a new mic and mic up your tom section.

mix and etc.

Also ask this in the audio forum if you want an answer worth anything.
Some people also use 1 mic above the drum set to capture the sound?

Point being it'd be easier to just get more mics if you want great tone.

Response to: Comic strip Posted December 8th, 2009 in General

At 12/8/09 09:11 PM, H-K-S wrote: well, maybe he should do it.

Although your new here the fact is this would be the best plan of action.
It will be a more rewarding experience.

Response to: Remember the great John Lennon Posted December 8th, 2009 in General

MORE IMPORTANTLY

Today is the day dimebag darrell died.

R.I.P.

Remember the great John Lennon

Response to: Inept villains Posted December 8th, 2009 in General

At 12/8/09 05:02 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Why is it that in video games, television shows and movies, often they'll feature certain villains that were so inept that they got taken out easily by the good guys?

Seriously remember the 007 villains?

Boosts the mentality that if kids are good guys they'll never lose. Morals etc.
In reality the bad guys would win and it would of been better being a genius then a big buff blonde moron.

Response to: Emos are the most selfish people Posted December 8th, 2009 in General

At 12/8/09 07:08 PM, Twilight wrote: Emos > You. At least they just kill themselves instead of ranting about shit everyone says daily.

Emo's never kill themselves. They just like to think someday they will cause life is so hard attention whores etc. Real depressed people with real problems kill themselves.

Also besides this all being a fad i'd like to point out that in reality there just lonely bored kids who most likely have everything and quickly became bored of all of it. With not much to do and no common ground to talk about. they complain about shit etc.

We all do that. We are all selfish beings imo.

Response to: Rick Rolling Just Isnt Funny!!! Posted December 8th, 2009 in General

At 12/8/09 06:57 PM, Rude-Awakening wrote: Not really but the sound they make, the whining, is very comparible to the sound she makes.
And my attack on her health issues was through rage, which Im partly sorry for.

Not sure if serious. But ill bite. Your teacher is old right? What happens when old people use the internet?
They repeat old jokes and pranks on kids to seem cool. It's that cute thing old ass people do when they discover how to work a computer.

You really had no reason to be such an asshole. Even telling her to shut up would of been over the top. Anger issues etc?

K I'm done biting. HAHAHAHA CANCER JOKE!

Response to: Rapex Posted December 8th, 2009 in General

WHAT THE FUCK. I'm so scared of having sex with any women right now. We all know that women will abuse this shit just for revenge or funny tricks.

Women are evil when it comes to shit like this.
Dam and now you made it gain recognition by posting it!

Hope this isn't true.
Response to: Stupid thought about God in my head Posted December 8th, 2009 in General


Insisting nonbelievers are ignorant
I seriously hope your a troll, but anyway it's pretty obvious that the guy on the street was just some guy who has no life.

Obvious religion troll is obvious etc.
I would assume the guy most like most newgrounders here was just a bored kid or man looking to stump people and stir up some exciting conversation in a world of pure shit topics and nothing to fun to say.

Response to: Tiny Text? Posted December 7th, 2009 in General

It all looks fine to me. Excuse me while i question what your talking about?
It all looks fine besides the shit i can't see due to crappy quality.

Response to: slooooooooooooooo wwwwww Posted December 7th, 2009 in General

At 12/7/09 06:05 PM, Bacchanalian wrote: Or you could uninstall all the crapware you likely have running in the background - and defragment your hard drive. Both of these things are free.

You ruined everything!
Such a RAM-hole!