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Author Search Results: 'Hershizzle'

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Topic: Senior picture

Posted: 10/05/09 05:32 PM

Forum: General

This will be in teh yearbook forever

Senior picture


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Topic: I called the city today

Posted: 09/12/09 09:44 PM

Forum: General

At 9/12/09 09:40 PM, Robotchk12 wrote:
At 9/12/09 09:37 PM, cgizzle wrote: yeah you're a real bad ass for dialing a number and bitching to people
He's totally BAMF for creating a topic about it.

its my responsibility as a badass to spread my basassity to others. Tomorrow im going down town and telling them to fill in the pothole down the street. because that crap is unacceptable!


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Topic: I called the city today

Posted: 09/12/09 09:34 PM

Forum: General

You see that yard waste and trash? The garbage man spilled it all over the street. I called the city and gave them a piece of my mind i tell you what. Now he has come back and has to pick it up! They wont mess with me anymore. I'm a badass.

I called the city today


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Topic: Bill gates computer

Posted: 06/03/09 06:15 PM

Forum: General

At 6/3/09 06:01 PM, Ironosaur wrote: You should make a speech about it.

that reminds me i never returned teh books for that class..
well not my problem anymore


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Topic: Bill gates computer

Posted: 06/03/09 05:59 PM

Forum: General

What do you suppose bill gates computer is like?

maybe he has like a billion dollar computer made of solid diamonds
or I bet he still uses windows 95 just to be a bad ass


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Topic: office space and distress

Posted: 05/25/09 10:10 PM

Forum: General

here is a story i wrote about distress and the movie office space

Once upon a time Peter Gibbons was in great distress. This was because he forgot to put the new cover sheet on his TPS report. Bill Lumbergh, peters superior, was causing Peter distress because he was pestering him about receiving the memo stating that all TPS reports from now on should include the new cover sheet. At this point peters body was put into homeostasis in which his organ systems were functioning in equilibrium. This was because under these stressful conditions his body experienced an adaptive response where he adjusted back towards equilibrium. This process to restore balance is called General Adaptation Syndrome. Peter's perception of this stressor by his cerebral cortex caused him to have the fight or flight reaction. Peter Gibbons decided to stay and fight by stating that he had gotten the memo about the TPS reports and assured Bill that from now on he would include the new cover sheet on all his TPS reports. The sympathetic part of the ANS energized peters body and gave him the energy to deal with this stressor. At this point Peter was in the alarm stage. His hypothalamus was stimulating his adrenal glands and they were releasing adrenaline. His heart rate was increasing and increased blood flow to his muscles. His brain also released endorphins. After this another superior in Peter's office approached him to inquire if he had received the memo about the new cover sheet on all TPS reports. Peter was very stressed and annoyed by this constant bothering and was now in the resistance stage. This stage was an immediate effort to restore balance in the body. His parasympathetic ANS was working to control the fight or flight response. After his superior left Peter was reaching the exhaustion stage. He was fed up with how he was being treated at his current job and his energy was depleted. After failing to sneak out of the office without Lumbergh asking him to come in on Saturday, Peter was completely put into the exhaustion stage in which all of his physical and emotional energy was depleted. His adaptation energy storages provided the energy for his adaptive responses. His lifestyle did effect and replenish his superficial storages when he went to therapy and became relaxed and free of stressors. This is when Peter, Michael, and Samir come up with a scheme to steal money from the company using a computer virus.


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Topic: My final speech for speech class

Posted: 05/09/09 10:25 PM

Forum: General

At 5/9/09 10:20 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: I think you're pretty.

i get that alot


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Topic: My final speech for speech class

Posted: 05/09/09 09:43 PM

Forum: General

At my school there is a required speech class that i have to write and give speeches for while the teacher films them

Not long ago I created a topic about my first two speeches which i have tried to make as offensive and provocative as possible so i will get a bad grade and make a point

this is my third and final speech this year and It is about why you should invest in a self clone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojp5gm_YL tE

tell me what you think


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Topic: I was watching the Oprah show...

Posted: 05/05/09 05:34 PM

Forum: General

At 5/5/09 05:31 PM, Tyrant12 wrote: Your Blues Clues flash was awesome.

Just wanted you to know this.

thanks man but i made that so long ago
if you liekd that you will love my youtube stuff i made more recently
http://www.youtube.com/user/Hershizzle


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Topic: I was watching the Oprah show...

Posted: 05/05/09 05:29 PM

Forum: General

When oprah all of a sudden anounced she was buying everyone in teh united states a free meal

Im not racist but its kind of funny how stereotypes seem to play themselves out sometimes...

Oprah fried chicken coupon

dont ask why I was watching oprah


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Topic: The good things hitler did

Posted: 04/25/09 10:27 PM

Forum: General

At 4/24/09 07:46 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: You aren't very comfortable speaking to groups of people are you?

Dude, if you just exuded just a bit of confidence you'd scare up trim pretty easily.

lol its all part of my character man the way i speak like that
i can speak infront of people as long as its about something funny
my desire to piss of my teacher is way greater than how much i hate speaking in groups


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Topic: The good things hitler did

Posted: 04/24/09 07:37 PM

Forum: General

At 4/23/09 11:29 PM, NikeThanatos wrote:
At 4/23/09 11:23 PM, Hershizzle wrote: oh man its insane what they try to doo
they sent us on some "retreat" which was like some brainwashing jesus reflection camp thing

no cameras allowed man it is a distraction from jesus
i am taking a world religion class tho so we learned about bhuddism last month


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Topic: The good things hitler did

Posted: 04/23/09 11:23 PM

Forum: General

At 4/23/09 11:17 PM, NikeThanatos wrote:
At 4/23/09 10:59 PM, Hershizzle wrote: every day i go into class and complain
then i suggest grotesque speech topics
You should discuss why the world sucks alot more ass because Germany lost the war.

lol i was actually not allowed to give this speech but i lied and said the principle said it was ok
You're at school. It's purpose is to educate you to think open-mindedly.

the school is actually making me see a shrink cuz they didnt know it was a joke
Lol, for talking about Hitler in a positive light? Jesus Christ. Do they also teach you that the world was created in 7 days?

oh man its insane what they try to doo
they sent us on some "retreat" which was like some brainwashing jesus reflection camp thing
and this teacher of mine she argued with a student for trying to do a speech on atheism cuz she dosent like it
im the most free thinking kid in the whole school i think
but yea they believe in the 7 day thing and i told a teacher once i hate jesus and she cried it was funny
but the fact that we take religion classes is bullshit man cuz they dont want anyone to think for themselves


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Topic: The good things hitler did

Posted: 04/23/09 10:59 PM

Forum: General

At 4/23/09 10:51 PM, NikeThanatos wrote:
At 4/23/09 10:45 PM, Hershizzle wrote: hey thanks for a long responce lol
the reason it ws so bad tho was because i HATE that class
i gave the speech cuz everuone knew it was a joke
Hey, thanks for not taking my criticism in good stride. It's rare to find someone who takes it well.

lol i did have some valid points but overall i didnt try on purpose cuz i wanted to make her look like an idiot
By letting you give a Speech on Hitler? Or By letting you give such a shitty speech on hitler and making her look like a poor teacher?

every day i go into class and complain
then i suggest grotesque speech topics
lol i was actually not allowed to give this speech but i lied and said the principle said it was ok
the school is actually making me see a shrink cuz they didnt know it was a joke


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Topic: The good things hitler did

Posted: 04/23/09 10:45 PM

Forum: General

At 4/23/09 10:33 PM, NikeThanatos wrote: I really hate people who have to cover their own tracks when they talk about 'bad' people. You know what I mean: "I don't support X, but...". Just man up and say it.

I'm also going to evaluate your speech, correct it and such.

hey thanks for a long responce lol
the reason it ws so bad tho was because i HATE that class
i gave the speech cuz everuone knew it was a joke
lol i did have some valid points but overall i didnt try on purpose cuz i wanted to make her look like an idiot


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Topic: The good things hitler did

Posted: 04/23/09 09:24 PM

Forum: General

At 4/23/09 09:20 PM, SlyGuyMoves wrote: Awful. Simply awful. I hope you fail that presentation.

thats what i was trying to do
i hate that class so much


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Topic: The good things hitler did

Posted: 04/23/09 08:57 PM

Forum: General

At 4/23/09 08:55 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Volkswagen*, not Volkswagon
Autobahn, not autoban
Olympic, not Alympic

I ignores spell check to piss of my teacher
plus i wrote teh speech at lunch in 15 min


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Topic: The good things hitler did

Posted: 04/23/09 08:44 PM

Forum: General

I am not a supporter of hitler but i have recently been forced by my school to take a BS speech class. Because of this i wanted to give a speech on something that would make my teacher very pissed. I did a speech on the good things Hitler did and had him eat watermelon and here it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG7yDzA4i E8

Also today I gave a speech called "how to relax with music" in which i criticize the schools waste of money on plasma TVs and refer to marijuana as herbs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4V0QNScv uA

tell me what u thank


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Topic: Ideas for retarded how to speech

Posted: 04/02/09 06:09 PM

Forum: General

At 4/2/09 06:08 PM, YourFutureMaster wrote:
At 4/2/09 06:02 PM, Twilight95 wrote:
At 4/2/09 05:59 PM, Hershizzle wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mf2KL0sV 98
That is the most stupid piece of shit I've seen all day.
That is the most stupid piece of shit I've seen all week.

thats why i want to do it! Im so white it will be funny and the teacher wont get that it really means anal


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Topic: Ideas for retarded how to speech

Posted: 04/02/09 05:59 PM

Forum: General

At 4/2/09 05:53 PM, Twilight95 wrote:
At 4/2/09 05:51 PM, Hershizzle wrote: how to do the stanky leg
What the fuck is the stanky leg.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mf2KL0sV 98


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Topic: Ideas for retarded how to speech

Posted: 04/02/09 05:54 PM

Forum: General

At 4/2/09 05:52 PM, Civilnotice wrote:
At 4/2/09 05:51 PM, Hershizzle wrote: I hate this class and I want to fail it to prove a point.
What a rebel.

my last speech was an informative speech on "the good things hitler did"
my power point included the Hitler watermelon .gif


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Topic: Ideas for retarded how to speech

Posted: 04/02/09 05:51 PM

Forum: General

My school is making me take some retarded speech class and i have to write a speech about how to do something. I hate this class and I want to fail it to prove a point. Any ideas for a "how to" speech? Here are the ideas i have come up with already:

How to steal a car
how to grow non specific plants indoors
how to do the stanky leg
how to saw your leg off in a jigsaw game
how to perform a oral frenectomy


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Topic: What is Cheesecake?

Posted: 01/09/09 08:06 PM

Forum: General

its a tart.


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Topic: I was brownsing craigslist...

Posted: 11/19/08 05:19 PM

Forum: General

and i found the greatest offer ever
http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/zip/925 994824.html


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Topic: muchobene

Posted: 07/29/08 09:31 PM

Forum: General

http://www.muchobene.com/
you can ask questions and answer them
or spam
very interesting find..


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Topic: I Want Chicken And Chi Chis

Posted: 07/12/08 10:24 PM

Forum: General

I WANT CHICKEN AND CHI CHIS
I WANT CHICKEN AND CHI CHIS
I WANT CHICKEN AND CHI CHIS

I Want Chicken And Chi Chis


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Topic: Digital tv

Posted: 06/13/08 11:22 PM

Forum: General

At 6/13/08 11:21 PM, unowned wrote: ye dont woery momy will set it up for you

my parents are deeeeaaad


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Topic: Digital tv

Posted: 06/13/08 11:19 PM

Forum: General

why are they doin some shiz to teh tv so i have to buy a converter box thingey in teh future?


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Topic: ADD

Posted: 05/09/08 07:16 PM

Forum: General

Because over half of the population has add or something related to that dosent that mean that maybe the people who can sit and stare at a book for 6 hours are the ones with the problem? I mean its not good for survival in the wild to just sit around staring at a tree you should be out hunting mammoth or some shit


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Topic: do you ever wake up in the morning

Posted: 04/18/08 08:30 PM

Forum: General

At 4/18/08 08:28 PM, HAYWlRE wrote: You mean this gizmo, right? Yeah we all sleep with one.

no faghat
the tube in your head made of flesh from your nose to your lungs
th sinus tubes or whatever


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