At 3/30/09 07:09 PM, Proteas wrote:

I never could get into mac and cheese, but that does sound yummy.

The thing that aggravates me; I'm lactose intollerant and have a mold allergy, which means I can't eat cheeze product (or very much of it) and I absolutely can't have aged cheese. That makes me a sad panda.

Man that sucks, i don't know what I'd do if I couldn't eat cheese, let alone any other food. I love food WAY to much to be able to cope with any allergies.

Also, did you say Sad panda?

At 3/30/09 04:47 PM, Proteas wrote:

That actually sounds pretty good, and the Bechamel sauce doesn't sound half bad. Although from the description of it, bechamel just kind of sounds like sawmill gravy, which makes me instantly think BISCUITS AND PORK CHOPS. NUMMY.

I make baked mac and cheese with the Bechamel sauce.

All you have to do is cook the macaroni and place it (drained) into a glass pan; then just pour the sauce over it and mix with your choice of cheese and amount of cheese. Bake for about ten minutes and BAM!, deliciousness. :-D

In before Dante gives you 1000 and 1 links to Islamic violence since the creation of the religion

Now to the point. All major religions are violent. Islam does say to kill all non-believers and all that other fun stuff. But you know what? So does the Christian bible, and the Jewish Torah.

The only difference is that Islam is the only religion left that still truly follows its holy book. The other two just take what the want out of theirs to justify anything they do.

I'm honestly not sure which one is worse.

I have been absent from newgrounds for too long.
I've come back to political sex talk.
I'm so confused.

But i like it! :)

At 3/20/09 09:28 PM, LBRocker wrote:

But if there aren't Obama topics circulating, all posts in the one topic will be incredibly incoherent because everybody is saying something different. It'll become a shitstorm of flame and it'll have pages upon pages of bullshit even after he's out of office.

I'm kinda worried about that as well. What if, instead of having an official Obama topic, what if there were a few of them?
For example, an "official Obama economic" thread and a "official Obama military" thread and so on.
I think it would keep the front page clean, but it would also insure that the threads stay on track.

I going to have to agree with the two before me.

Try giving him at least a year before you start to bitch about him not changing anything.

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At 2/23/09 12:37 PM, Proteas wrote:

And I guarantee you John Wayne wouldn't have rolled over in his grave if Brokeback Mountain had been a little bit more like this....

This isn't quite the same, but how about the "adult" version of Pirates of The Caribbean, Pirates XXX?

It was such a good movie they released a R rated version, great for a good long laugh.

At 2/22/09 06:28 PM, mikailus wrote: Among his crimes, he lied to the American people,

He never lied, he answered with the best of the knowledge that he had at the time. Sure that knowledge ended up being wrong, but it was not known about, so it wasn't a lie.

While we're on the topic of lies, why don't we try FDR's corpse? He pretended not to be in a wheelchair, which was a more blatant lie than Bush's.

instituted torture,

What defines torture? If there is not a definition for it, then it is a "powerful interrogation technique".

Again, FDR comes to mind. I'm thinking of the Japanese internment camps this time.

launched a war without the consent of Congress,

Which the president can do, since it is one of the powers granted to him. Don't forget that congress did approve the war, as well as 2/3 of the country.
source

bilked billions of dollars ...

Which is due to congress not the president. He doesn't make the budgets, he just allows them to pass.

Incompetence, neglegence, malice, ignorance... it's all there, people.

How about Taft? He sucked. Or Hoover, Ford, Carter? Perhaps Harrison, Tyler, Fillmore?
See? there are more incompetent and ignorant presidents than Dubya.

At 2/22/09 01:48 PM, Eltelelel wrote: from experience, most of those fancy resturants do not serve any good food.

So people pay $50+ for no reason, right?

i will tell you a story about it. one time in december of 2007 when the family was going out to a fancy seafood restaurant, there was nothing good on the menu, but than i saw chicken pot pie and decided to try it.

Seafood resturant, and you got chicken? That's like getting a hot dog at a Japanese steak house.

the tiny $20 chicken pot pie was disgusting cause it had grind ed chicken bones inside the pie.

Ground up chicken bones would never be in a pot pie; the restaurant would've saved those bones to make a stock.

on top of that the restaurants generator gave out a couple of times cause i guess they are too cheap to pay for electricity.

I'm calling bullshit on this. If the restaurant lacks power, it would not be open. The freezers and refrigerators would not be to temp, so the health regulations would force them to close.

so i ended up just getting a 99 cent pot pie from the super market and a mcdonalds sundae, and that $2 meal is far better than any bile thing most fine dining can provide.

One bad meal does not give you the ability to generalize.

i also want to mention if you are ever at a wedding party, fill up on cocktails and skip the entree, the entrees at most wedding parties are bad too, even the cheap ones.

Then you've been to some bad weddings.

sorry, had to fix it

At 2/22/09 01:48 PM, Eltelelel wrote: from experience, most of those fancy resturants do not serve any good food.

So people pay $50+ for no reason, right?

i will tell you a story about it. one time in december of 2007 when the family was going out to a fancy seafood restaurant, there was nothing good on the menu, but than i saw chicken pot pie and decided to try it.

Seafood resturant, and you got chicken? That's like getting a hot dog at a Japanese steak house.

the tiny $20 chicken pot pie was disgusting cause it had grind ed chicken bones inside the pie.

Ground up chicken bones would never be in a pot pie; the restaurant would've saved those bones to make a stock.

on top of that the restaurants generator gave out a couple of times cause i guess they are too cheap to pay for electricity.

I'm calling bullshit on this. If the restaurant lacks power, it would not be open. The freezers and refrigerators would not be to temp, so the health regulations would force them to close.

so i ended up just getting a 99 cent pot pie from the super market and a mcdonalds sundae, and that $2 meal is far better than any bile thing most fine dining can provide.

One bad meal does not give you the ability to generalize.

i also want to mention if you are ever at a wedding party, fill up on cocktails and skip the entree, the entrees at most wedding parties are bad too, even the cheap ones.

Then you've been to some bad weddings.

I knew coming to Newgrounds was a smart thing to do.

I thank all of you who responded to my poll, because you've helped me reach my quota!! (hurray! Whoopee!)

I'll have the results of the poll sometime this weekend, and you guys/girls can see how it turned out.

Allright, I have to do this stupid poll for my AP gov. class, and figured you guys may be able to help me reach my 50 person quota.

I need four things from you guys. Your name(or a believable fake, I don't care), your age, your state (or country if non-American), and your answers to the poll(duh)

The possible answers, with abbreviations; strongly support(SS), support(S), neutral(N), Oppose(O), strongly oppose(SO), and no opinion(NO).

I hope that is simple enough to understand. So, lets begin.

What are(or were) your feeling towards the following:
1. The Iraq War when it began
2. The Iraq War currently
3. The proposed 900 billion dollar bailout plan
4. Gay and lesbian rights
5. Allowing Marijuana to become a legal substance
6. The closing of Guantanamo Bay prison
7. Abortion Rights
8. Religious Study(as in study of how Religion influenced art, literature, world leaders, etc) in school
9. Universal health care programs
10. Government taking a larger role in environmental protection

At 2/14/09 10:49 AM, zephiran wrote: On the subject of love and all that, did anyone here read that story in todays newspaper about the british kid who has fathered a child at the mature age of 12 years! Note that he was 12 when he mated, but he is 13 now that the baby has been born. Some stud, eh? I thought that it was hilarious, especially when considering that his partner was three years older than him!

link here

That's a little creepy. that girl looks like she's about 20, and the kid doesn't look any older than 7.
Just wierd.

So with that, happy valentines day to you all, and I hope you, unlike me, have someone else than your right hand to cuddle and snuggle with!

My girlfriend's still at college, so I've got my left hand tonight =)

I'm so lonely... :*(

At 2/13/09 09:05 PM, Proteas wrote

Bearing in mind that I have NOT seen the movie yet, to me, a more believable back story would be if Jason didn't die but was instead seriously injured, and his mother performed some satanic ritual to keep him from dying. He starts showing an enhanced healing rate, and his mother (still psychotic) goes about teaching him to kill and hate everyone.

Instead of being an undead killing machine, he becomes a nigh-superhuman killing machine who can be stopped sans high explosives, acid bath, or cryogenic freezing chamber.

This movie is pretty much how you described it. Jason winds up having never drowned, and he sees his mom's beheading, so he grows up and starts killing people, because his mom's head told him to.
He does run now, but its because he's not undead in this movie. He can be hurt and such, but its hard to harm him.

I recommend seeing it, it was worth my 8 bucks.

At 2/11/09 08:24 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: If running in the rain while "Gonna fly now" is stuck in your head doesn't build character, what will?

nothing.

abso-fucking-lutely nothing

There'd be a shitload of furries getting off.

It would be disgusting.

I'd have to kill all of the pokemon to restore order.

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At 2/9/09 09:52 PM, FoAngel wrote:

4. Do i get to film it?

actually no.

Found out smidly is 14. Waay to young for me.

and I'm not gay, so that kinda ends it.

to stay on topic, the site for looking for group

At 2/9/09 08:57 PM, Smidly wrote:

TENTACLE RAE ISNT A MONSTER ASSHOLE STOP TRYING TO BE FUNNY oh shit caps

The tentacles themselves are monsters, ya know.

I'mnot trying to be funny; I'd just like to get my rocks off with young asian girls. >:-D

At 2/9/09 10:03 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

For what you cock sucker? You'll just look at it and perhaps you'll comment and then you'll go jerk off to some hentai and lie to your parents about it. Shut your mother fucking mouth before I shut it forya.

Poozy, I love you.

Just thought you should know.

At 2/9/09 09:21 PM, NEVR wrote:

It's not actually as fun as it sounds... but then, my shower isn't all that spacious, which may be why.

how big is your shower? mine is a bathtub/shower combo, which is more than spacious enough for 2.

At 2/9/09 08:41 PM, SuperDeagle wrote: Why do these shenanigans inspire me to make a flash movie?

a flash movie of the lounge throwdown?

I LOVE IT!

use your flash magic, make it now, you little wizard!

sex.

you do the dirty while getting clean.

Everyone wins!

try not watching it in fullscreen, then you can continue to jerk it, even if people are outside.

Think of it as being a voyeur

tentacle monster, you know the type. /thread

At 2/9/09 08:52 PM, Smidly wrote: I read it sometimes

1. they're not making a movie you stupid dumbfuck, that comic sucks.

yes it does

2. That comic REALLLY SUCK

redundant much?

3. Wanna fuck?

only if I get to be the man

try saying "not trying to sound perverted, but you've got a really nice ass!"

she'll likely thank you for the compliment

At 2/9/09 08:40 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: I'm in law school. When I graduate I will probably try to go into politics, fail, and then become either a serial killer or a cult leader. I will then be shot down in an FBI raid.

become a serial killer! Just randomly take out people and they'll never catch you!

Unless you want to be famous, then you could create Jonestown 2

skins on, its the best part nutritionally.

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1 pound new potatoes(the red kind)
1 pint heavy cream
1/2 pound butter
salt/pepper

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