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When you enter 4 art submissions a mod will come and check your work to see that it wasn't stolen, done with an ilegal program, or inapropiate3 for the tag. Just keep making art and evwentually it will happen.

Nah. I like my Cini Minis. And my MOTHERFUCKING FRUITLOOPS BIATCH.!!!

Well...Almost everybody know,but let me explain.

Admins have different colored ( brighter ) letter font, because they want to distinguish themselves from the rest of the NG society. Although for some reason, Luis and MindChamber don't have one.

CAHNPEERAISHUNZ

Two words: Alec Baldwin.

That guy is a legend.

THAT.IS.ONE.ORGASMIC.BIKE.

I would do anything for it.

Goddamn the motherfucker who took the name Daniel.... I wil fucking kill him!

I'm too lazy to sit down. I just whip out the good ole' hose and take a piss.

At 4/3/10 01:41 PM, SirWolfy wrote: ITT: OP hates foreign peoplez D:

No, he doesn't. He just points out the fact that Iraqui are savages. Nothing wrong with that. A bit racist, I must admit, but who the hell would brutally murder 25 armymen for fun?

Well, not only was this disturbing, and ruined every childhood memory i had, but it doesn't belong here.
We have a Writing Forum, but please, PLEASE don't put it there. It will completely ruin it. Just... should've kept tis story to yourself.

Say, what advice would you give a 14 year old who wants to work on bicep and abs?

At 4/1/10 06:07 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Lorenzo couldn't eat bacon.

But Mr. Hands could!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. MY BACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!!

fuck. hqppy april fools everybody

At 3/27/10 08:24 PM, cheesecakecocacola wrote: im a fairly good poet...

Sorry. We already have everybody we need.

Also, mine is done. But I will post it right after Ravariel posts his "Heresy" circle, so that i can format it correctly.

At 3/21/10 09:35 PM, jmalouin7 wrote: A man walks into a bar, and asks for a glass of water. The bar tender immediately picks up a shotgun and points it at his face. The man says thank you, and leaves. Why did the man thank the bartender?

The guy had hiccups, and he asked for a glass of watah to relieve it. The bartender , realizing this, points the shotgun at his face, thus scaring the living shit outta him. This releived his giccups, and he thanks him.

Civilian HeroDan reporting for service, Sir!

I would like to join the EGB, for the sake of the Happiness of NewGrounds, our motherland, Sir!

If any requirements are to be met, I'll take my time to fulfill them, to become a great private, Sir!

I like the humor, so I guess I'll be waiting for it.

At 3/21/10 05:39 PM, misterchees0 wrote: It doesn't happen DURING sex, it happens before (I.E: Fingering)..

I think Blue Balled is what it is.

Still, consult a doctor about.

I suiggest you see a Urologist for that. Also, ask your girlfriend if she has any venereal disease. Also remember when it is you started having this pain, before, or during you current girlfriend. If before, then ask that girl you wee currently with if SHE has any venereal disease.

Hope i could help

At 3/20/10 10:37 PM, exzeta wrote: I like to write in my spare time, but my stuff is only good when in spanish.
Anyways here are the lyrics for a song I made.

Ok, then, I'll begin

I hope to sing it to a girl I like one day. But I want it to be as good as possible.

That's cute.

That one day.
I was so sad.
I felt like giving up.
I felt it was the end.

Good amibiguos start, keep the girl on her toes.

Untill you came.
And you talked to me.
And I saw in your eyes.
The shine of a silver moon. ( I know i need to make this line better)

It's true. I suggest you only write silver moon, instead of shine. Sounds more poetic.

And that was when
my day became
a beautiful
dream of love.

3rd verse shouldn't be only 2 word. Would sound to fragmented

And then I came.
And I asked to you.
"What is your name?".
"Daniela", It was so cute.

The second and fourth verse are a bit of an awkward read. You made the first and third verse rhyme, it is logical you make the second and fourth rhyme too.

And then you said.
"Im sorry I have to go".
And then I said
"I want to be with you"

When rhyming, try not to repeat words. It's very repetitive.

And you replied.
"Oh my god, you are so cute"
And I felt like.
The touch of an angel.

Again, work on your rhyming for the second and fourth verse, and don't ever write "oh my god" again. It sounds incredibly nonromantic.

And that was when
my day became
a beautiful
dream of love.

Again, don't fragment.

Then you got nearby me
And kissed me good bye.
Oh, you will never know.
How did it felt like.

Work on your 4th verse. It sounds more of a question than a statement

And that was when
my day became
a beautiful
dream of love.
(Repeat x2)

...

Suggestions?

Work on your rhyming and thesaurus skills. I also think you should state a rhythm for this song, otherwise people might believe it is a rap.

Work on those things, and the girl will be at your feet.

My favorite part is where the Ramen Chef's dughter is giving birth to the main character's baby, and she squeezes his hand so hard it starts beeding, he tries to go away, but she say "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

It just killed me when i saw both they're expressions.

At 3/21/10 02:14 PM, FullmetalCombine wrote:

At 3/21/10 02:05 PM, HeroDan wrote: I want to join. Although i actually don't understand the point of this crew. All of us little guys just going around in circles doing what?

its pretty much a minor version of the newgrounds police but people who dont qualify for that can start here. We blam and protect and talk here about what we just did and why.

Hm. That actually does make sense! So, can i join? I only have 1 flash review, but it's a good one(kind of)

I want to join. Although i actually don't understand the point of this crew. All of us little guys just going around in circles doing what?

1. Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's (254)
2. Watcha Say - Jason DeRulo (229)
3. In My Head - Jason DeRulo (198)
4. I Love College - Asher Roth (172)
5. Waving Flag (Original Version) - K'naan (154)

You would look like a satyr. AWESOME

At 3/19/10 07:06 PM, NinjaDonut wrote:

At 3/19/10 07:05 PM, Zef wrote:

At 3/19/10 07:03 PM, EvilJesus wrote:

At 3/19/10 06:56 PM, Zef wrote:

At 3/19/10 06:55 PM, DrClay wrote: ...what posters?

...Dolphins

Dolphin posters?

Nah Cosmic Dolphins.

....posters of cosmic...dolphins?

Cosmic... poster of... dolphins?

I demand you make my name now. Pretty please with motherfucking sugar on top?

I'll always follow you everywhere, Milord.

At 3/16/10 05:13 PM, PhantomMask wrote: Finally! These are my kind of peeps!

Yup! We'll be happy to help you in the MapleWorld, friend!

At 3/12/10 09:09 AM, darkmaster962000 wrote: I was going to send you more, but according to MapleStory:

The user's package storage is full

Tell me when you've emptied it out, and I'll send more stuff.

Alright, i cleared it out. I'm very grateful for what youre doing, by the way :)