COCK RIDDLE

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At 7/18/08 10:45 PM, cogli-2 wrote: this entire story is complete bullshit

Agreed.

At 7/18/08 10:47 PM, ZexPez wrote: Miley is damn good in bed, I can tell you that. ;)

Pics or lies!

Bury the cat as soon as possible. It'll start to really stink in your bathroom, and your dad would soon notice it and investigate. Just bury the cat, and say that you haven't seen him. It's the best thing to do.

At 7/18/08 10:19 PM, Skwurll wrote:

At 7/18/08 10:16 PM, hereforrock wrote:

Ever heard of a little something called punctuation? It's a magical thing that makes your sentences and paragraphs much easier to read. You should try using it sometime.

ROFLLLLL I THOUGHT YOU WERE STILL TALKING ABOUT SEX WHEN YOU SAID PUNCTUATION!!!

(LoL cApS)

Well, penetration is completely different than punctuation. You might want to ask your father or mother about that one, though. ;)

At 7/18/08 10:12 PM, NOGOODNAME1234 wrote: well the pill would work but I don't think her parents would get her that and if I buy them illegally at my highschool they would probably be laced with drugs and I'm not gonna buy birth control illegally at my highschool the same place I can buy a gun as for condoms that aren't made of laytex like sheep I might as well just fuck sheep wull or wrap a heating pad on my dick and I'm not sure were I can buy wull condoms off ebay maybe?

Ever heard of a little something called punctuation? It's a magical thing that makes your sentences and paragraphs much easier to read. You should try using it sometime.

Jonathan Bradley is the most kickass name evar! >:D

My username = totally lame and terrible. The only reason I signed up here in the first place was to listen to, vote on, and review heavy metal, thus the name 'here for rock'. Yea. :|

At 7/15/08 08:42 PM, tomato-soup wrote: Here's a secret: You're not missing much!

Seriously. I hate anime.

At 7/15/08 08:31 PM, Koopa-Dude94 wrote: If carrying around a towel protects you from danger, then carrying around a handgun makes you God.

I've got a shotgun, 4 handguns, 2 ninja swords, 3 grenades, and a bazooka. What does that make me? Matt Damon maybe?

At 7/15/08 08:30 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: I am addicted to being gangraped by you and your friends.

Sorry about that last time. (How was I supposed to know that I had spikes coming out of my dick?)

At 7/15/08 08:25 PM, Tiago11103 wrote:

At 7/15/08 08:18 PM, hereforrock wrote:

At 7/15/08 08:03 PM, Tiago11103 wrote: i feel like i am gay...

Do you sense danger?

lol wut? i didnt write that.

I know, sorry. I need to let my asshole come out once in awhile. ;)

At 7/15/08 07:49 PM, Skulsta wrote: give her a condom and sex cream and if she says no reply "how can you say no to this???" and pull down ur pants.

Total win. Do what this guy says, you can't fail.

At 7/15/08 08:03 PM, Skulsta wrote: Am I gay?

I'm just gonna say, yes. You are.

Hope this helps. :3

My worst habit is probably pointing out peoples problems/typos. ;D

At 7/15/08 08:03 PM, Tiago11103 wrote: i feel like i am gay...

Do you sense danger?

Wrong. Anger is a form of power. Therefore: Anger = Good, Not Bad

The BBS is only dangerous for 3 groups of people:

1. Gay people

2. Nerds

3. You and/or any people you may/may not have had sex with.

At 12/33/99 56:90 NG, TotalAss wrote: I mutilated my penis...

And I have a billion dollars in cash sitting on my dresser, and 3 smokin' hot naked girls lying on my bed, begging me for sex.

At 7/15/08 11:26 AM, UnfathomableSin wrote:

At 7/15/08 11:25 AM, hereforrock wrote: That would be me.

You're Arnold Schwarzenegger!?

I don't think so. >.>

What does your heart tell you?

Pics or lies.

That would be me.

At 7/14/08 01:08 PM, InsaneBrutality wrote: I must ask , how do I smooth things up?

In Lightwave, you can turn on 'Smoothing' in the Texture Editor. That's all I can say...

I am SO getting one!

The friends list sounds like a great idea! I would love it. :D

At 7/14/08 04:42 AM, Damon-Good wrote: I don't even play MMORPG games like Runescape... lol this is for my friend who is playing ruescape xD

Never heard that one before....

At 7/14/08 04:12 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: What if a user named "Audio" was created. What would the URL to his userpage be?
Since www.newgrounds.com/audio is the link to the audio portal already.

Fail.

At 7/14/08 01:46 AM, Damon-Good wrote: Yeah !!! Nice job kicking his ass :)

Thanks! Yea, I suppose he did need it. I'm pretty sure his parents never discipline him. :)

At 7/14/08 01:56 AM, Killa68 wrote: You should get a medal for that.

Sarcasm? Or no? If no, then thanks. If it WAS sarcasm, then..... it was.......

At 7/14/08 12:22 AM, Complete wrote: Whose kid did you beat up? You state that in the title but you never described in your post.

yea, that was a spelling mistake.

At 7/14/08 12:34 AM, j2witz wrote: It's also funny that hereforrock is 13...

why? i suppose 13 can be a funny number.... maybe....

At 7/14/08 01:10 AM, KL3 wrote: You're so cool, man.

thanks. :)

At 7/14/08 01:12 AM, Homosecksual wrote: OP...

Is your name James Manning???

Nope. Jonathan Bradley. ;)

At 7/14/08 01:37 AM, HeartlessLove wrote: Well..... this violene is not really nesserary, how badly did you beat me up, if it was like "back off" thing then I'd guess I'd be ok with it, but if it was more like a "hehehe this is fun" then your really a cockhead

lol, what the fuck. 'this violene is not really nesserary'? it wasn't "violence". There wasn't a bunch of blood going everywhere. He's not in the hospital. I just beat him up a little. I started out just kinda getting him angry, knocking him around and stuff, just kinda pushing him. so he finally got REALLY angry, and threw a sloppy-as-hell punch, which I stepped away from. then, I elbowed him in the stomach. that bent him over. I then kicked his face, which did draw some blood from his nose. he was lying on his back then (on the concrete). i picked him up, and threw him on the grass (not on the concrete). then, I kicked him in the side. I then asked him if he had learned a lesson. he said yes. so I walked away. maybe i am a cockhead, but at least I actually have a cock. :)

I beat up this freaking annoying 13 year old. He was always acting like he was so cool and stuff, plus, he thinks that he's like, the best fighter-person ever. He was always going around and hurting people, but not only with actions. He makes fun of people's problems a lot, as well as hitting people and shit. AND HE ALWAYS GOT AWAY WITH IT. So, I finally had enough. I beat the CRAP out of him. He totally deserved it, too. And then I got grounded for a month. It was worth it. ;)

By the way, I posted this thread earlier, but it got locked for not being properly named. I was given permission to repost it with a different name.