that was a dam good read man

The Shocker

cool borders was fun when they were fresh and new but there are far better games out now for snow boarding. Let them games rest in piece.(i played all three with in the past 2 months and it was not good.)

At 11/5/09 05:02 PM, Exige2009 wrote: Hmm...two things come to mind. Either you're full of crap (which isn't surprising on NG), Or you got royally F'd and slapped with a dishonorable discharge. Sounds like desertion to me. But hey, that's my opinion. I think this because you're not the only private I've seen kicked out/AWOL who fled to another country. Happens more than you all think.

Or how about America jsut annoys the hell out of me and the US Army has jsut pushed me over the edge. Dont get me wrong, Im a good soldier and im thankfull for the things opertunitys my cuntry have put before me...but im ready to move on with my life and persue an amazing opertuniy with a girl ive fallen in love with who is from london.
I deploy soon and have a pretty important job which i take very seriously and when im done doing my part and helping my fellow soldiers I want out of this shit to persue my life as i see fit

At 11/5/09 12:14 PM, WastedWizard wrote:

At 11/5/09 07:08 AM, HellboundNinja wrote: Im a Private First Class in the US Army...i only got like two years left. As of now i plan on quiting the US Army when my time comes and moving the England and joining the Royal Army. Gotta give up my US Citizenship but I dont really use it for much so im not bothered.

Whats the reason you want to come join us Brits haha?

Well my Girl and I jsut celebrated our 7 month Anniversry. I get deploy soon and if her and I can make it through me being deployed then were gonna look into making it a little more LONG term. And since i dont mind the military life to much I figured why not rejoin. Im not partial to where I live or who im affiliated with. Granted Im not the type to spy Ither cause if i swear my alligance I stick to my convictions. The only things that matters to me is who i live with...and i want to live with her. Since she loves england so much ill jsut go to her and do whats needed to stay there easily.

At 11/7/09 09:51 PM, Tateos wrote:

At 11/7/09 09:16 PM, HellboundNinja wrote: Stuff

I think what XII13 is trying to say is that we don't have to make sigs if we don't want to, after all, we chose to do this.

And what im saying is if you arnt making sigs or requesting em Or helping out in some way then go away. All this useless chatter you people keep doing is annoying and unneeded.
Heaven forbid ive been helping out since the ASM was new...was in Both itterations of the SSM. And have tried to help and support every failed sig crew ever made in the C&C section(unles there was one Before the SSM that I never knew about).
So yea apperantly all these years ive had the wrong idea that a sig making crew is supposed to make sigs...apperantly were supposed to sit around and spam the thread with how bored i am and how I wish there was a request I wanted to do while i ignore the TONS of request that are all ready compiled together and tell the few people who are asking about their sigs to be patient as opposed to jsut making them the dam thing.
Fuck it dude ill be back in a few more months. Maybe being deployed to war will give me a little more patience.
Shit like this is why we keep loosing people...if its not moron requesters pestering us and asking for new shit every other day its Pumpus makers who think jsut cause they can crop an image with some text and color and brush effects that your an artist.
Man what ever im out. to my hommies ill be back sooner or later.

At 11/7/09 06:20 AM, Simple wrote:

At 11/7/09 05:03 AM, HellboundNinja wrote: Hey guys don't for get the obnoxiously large todolist in page 1671 as well as a shit load of resources for your photo editing programs.

I understand that you want everyone to be happy, but if I make a sig, I do it for people who have well written and polite requests. I don't need a list to tell me who to make one for. I'm not being a ass, just being picky.

I don't think your being an ass bro... We all do this for variations of the same basic reasons. We like to fuck around in photoshop. Any thing past that becomes a matter of personal belief. I don't remind people that I made a big list cause I fell you HAVE to go by it...Its there jsut because. Say things get slow for a day or two and you really want to make something...BAM you know there a bunch of random ideas a few pages back... I also throw it out their to let New people know that their is a small amount of order to our madness.

At 11/7/09 10:03 AM, XIII13 wrote: I kinda agree with Simple, but it's a fine line. We are here because we chose to be, we don't have to make sigs. Hell, some of the work here, we could technically get paid for. But on the other hand, if we get a reputation for being elitist, or if start shirking the work and turning this club into a chat lounge, we risk being locked.
P.S. Sorry for not being around much recently, I've been really busy between school and work.

Actually if your a member of the crew you KINDA have to make sigs...its sorta the point of being a member. lol. And very few of this crews members are worth being paid for what sig making has taught them about photoshop. Those people either stop bothering with sigs and go to a class to actually learn something or came in all ready knowing something and move on after a bit. True this is a hobby...seldom do I find it to be a hard one...and those few times I did I jsut stopped showing up for a few months.

Dont you check top downloads...In the 6 or so months ive had my xbox its ALWAYS been in the top Download section. And yes its fun and its does get old after a while but tis a good game to play with friends

Trials HD

Hey guys don't for get the obnoxiously large todolist in page 1671 as well as a shit load of resources for your photo editing programs.

Im a Private First Class in the US Army...i only got like two years left. As of now i plan on quiting the US Army when my time comes and moving the England and joining the Royal Army. Gotta give up my US Citizenship but I dont really use it for much so im not bothered.

My AQ account has totally gone to waste since ive started playing AQW...same with my DF and MQ
HellboundNinja

At 11/4/09 01:47 PM, Jack wrote: So I minced my way in to Gamestation today and I picked up The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena for £7.99 pre-owned.

Nationwide apparently.

I'll probably tap that shit this weekend.

Dude that game was sooooo fun...i Really enjoyed replaying the first one and the Seconed one was a kick ass game...jsut dont bother taking it online....ITS FUCKING HORRID

Wow you too need to STFU seriosly man.
They wont stop making hard copys of video games for a nice long time still. But making more games downloadable to my console is great. I for one dont like changing disks or having crap loads of game cases lying around. If I could jsut DL the game it would rock on several fronts...like not having to ge toff my lazy ass to change a game. But at the same time it would mean they would have to make it a little worth my time money and effort to go to the store and buy the game. And I dont mean by gicing Extra ingame shit like some games are doing with pre orders. Im saying I want more(and better) posters for games and action figures. Im so tired of wasting money on the transport fees and shitty box art and fragile CD.

At 11/4/09 01:38 PM, HellboundNinja wrote: Chillee

RETRY

Chillee

figured id knock out a few of the unwanted ones

dirtyfarmer

lets see if this works out....
sifthead10

At 11/4/09 01:47 AM, HellboundNinja wrote: shabbo

retry?

shabbo

NGSM ToDo List
Note to the Crew:Please PM the user once you filled their request from the todolist so they know its done. I add a link to their UserPage for easier access to PM them and also to aid in making them a Sig if further info about them will aid you in making it. I'd like to say thanx to The Crew cause you guys are doing a dam good job being civil to the requester while doing what we do...which greatly cuts down on spam,not to mention filling the requests so quickly which helps me not have to make mile long todolists like I used to. And to any one whos request is taking to long to fill im sorry but sometimes it jsut happens that way. Trust me its not personal and you wont be removed from the list till you give me reason to or it is filled. Thanx and sorry for any extra time you had ot wait.
Format I use for todolist requests-I will rework a request to fit this format no matter how fucked up the request is.
UserName
Style:Sig/Pro Pic/Banner/Icon/Other
Text:
Colors:
Pic Links:PicLinkDescription

El-Duego
Style:Band Logo specs are open ended
Text: {DEFAULT}

Volchiseo1
Style:Sig: just something really artsy fierce looking.
think like that kind of alternative andy-warhol-edie-sedgewick feel.
Text:Main Volchise01
Text:Secondary ticklemeblue
Pic:4-6 2 or 3 white or grey wolves howling, a hazard sign somewhere(maybe as part of the background?), daniel craig's silhouette with an M16 gun
Note To Sig Maker: Color that must be included is #0276d9. If font for main text could be pulse rifle and onyx for secondary text, that would be great.

Gorilla-Clock
Style:Sig
Pic:12 atleast 3 ponys in it and 1 skull and 2 giraffes and 6 rockets.

Farafor
Style:Sig Based on Maplestory with Greens and Whites
Text: Farafor
Pic:1 or 2 slimes or something similar

CrgFTW
Style:Sig
Text: Glaizey
Pic:A Few Donuts

Joshy94
Style:Sig Abstrace with Newgrounds colors(grey and orange)

FlyingTank
Style:Sig spiced up centered black text with a cloudy and sky blue background
Text: Fuck your flying sharks, I'm a flying tank!
Pic: Tank with wings

SessileNomad
Style:Sig spacey relaxed ambient dominating most of the sig with like blue and green shades, but also like a hint of robotic-ness, with like tiny black and red needles stabbing out
Text: SessileNomad

gizmo12345
Style:Sig Dark BLue backround with black shadows and gears
Text: gizmo12345

OddlyPoetic
Style:Profile Banner Freestyle

skaterdude821
Style:Sig Based off the site banner at Jay Is Games but with some skate boards.

DoucheMcGouche
Style:Sig A big douche laying sideways with a button up shirt on and a red bull near by getting a diploma from John Edwards.

Receptionist
Style:Sig Simple To ,Purples Sig but Green instead

shadow50000
Style:Profile Banner Based on Super Sonic in flight

fishboy121
Style:Sig Cake wite a face
Text: THE CAKE IS ALIVE (yes alive)

Lanaful
Style:Profile Banner Based on pic provided on page 1625

Akkryls
Style:Sig Furry style
Text: Akkryls

BrethrenB4Wenches
Style:Sig Freestyle Abstract based on links--Various Abstract images--Various Tribal Images
Text: Andrew

Liteice
Style:Sig Simple yet elegant
Text: Liteice
Image:2+ Ice and some sprites

Master117chief
Style:Sig Hip Hop Theme
Images:varies Motor Bikes, Hot Latina with long black hair

taraloveshentai
Style:Sig Free style
Text: Full user name or just Tara

rinotooth
Style:Sig Free Style
Text:Bubble Font We must find the Weevil
Color: Purple text
Image:1 Blockhead

sifthead10
Style:Sig Transformer style robot like it was sketched on to paper
Text: sifthead10
Color's:2 or 3 dark Blue,black and some dark Red

shabbo
Style:Sig Fab
Text: IM CURRENTLY TROLLING YOU

Chillee
Style:Sig Mens Asses

korg53
Style:Sig Star Wars Theme
Text: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
a story I didn't understand nor cared about.
THE END

hollowtippedbullets
Style:Everything-sig,banner,propic,avi Heaven/Hell Theme with something to do with user name

Lawliet
Style:Sig Naruto Action Style
Text:Primary RASENGAN MUTHFUCKA!
Text:Secondary Lawliet -out of the way of image and primary text in small blocky letters
Image:1 Naruto doing rasengan

Vezsper
Style:Sig Free Style with name on it

PoliticolMasterpiece
Style:Sig Free style
Image: An image of a Night Elf

dirtyfarmer
Style:Sig Freestyle
Image: Fat Chicks

Oyajitchi-sama
Style:Sig Dad n Me style
Text:Red Bubble Whos Your Daddy

SilverBaller
Style:Sig Based on Image provided with post on page 1662
Text: I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
Image: See page 1662

Recreate
Style:Everything-sig,banner,propic,avi Static style
Text:Sig+Banner Recreate
Text:Avi+ProPic RE

Aggzza
Text: Aggzza

OnionsXD
Style:Sig Similar to current sig but based on chili beans
Text: join chili beans collab

PSPgo
Style:Sig
Text:Primary-PlayStation Font Formerly PSPownsMeself
Text:Secondary PSPgo

lilscientist
Style:Sig WEED and TRIPY
Text: lilscientist
Color:Main Green

warshark
Style:Sig Assassins Creed 2 with blue backround similar to aura
Text:Fadded+Torn warshark
Image:at least 2 Eizo and the hidden wrist dagger weapon

tarahloveshentai
Style:Sig+Banner Cute with winter theme
Text:Primary Comment me
Text:Secondary Tarah

shabbo
Style:Sig Bio Shock Theme
Text: I want to take the ears off, But I cant.
Image: Sander Cohen

Siggles
Style:Sig Modern Warfare 2 Theme
Text:Primary in top left Modern Warfare 2
Text:Secondary in top right Siggles
Images: A montage of game images

FlyingBook
Style:Sig Fix his sig s it fits the Current sig specs and add to it if needed

KingExodus
Style:Profile Banner Power rangers Theme
Text: 7 Brothers
Images:7 7 Power Rangers

ForNoReason
Style:Sig Pink and Titty themed
Text: Join the I Love Boobs Collab
Images: A pink "cause" Ribbon and some tits?
----------------------
Well with out the links to everyones Profile its turned out only being one post so when you go to PM then just type their username.newgrounds.com into a new web page and youll get sent straight their

At 11/3/09 07:00 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote:

At 11/3/09 06:40 PM, HellboundNinja wrote: if you can send me the link to it or jsut the method if you dont mind

It's on that page somewere :P

Also, your pm request:

Thank you

Also if any one can help me out id love you for life.
Im useing Notepad and there obviously errors in my HTML but i cant find em...im usually pretty good at catching my errors but for somereason i jsut cant find em...any suggestions...mind you this is gonna be a two post todolist so redoing it is out of the question... isnt there a feature somewhere that will let me preview the text as a web post/page so i can simply see where the broken text is? Or because NG decided to be gay and have their own HTML code am i pretty much fucked

At 11/3/09 06:22 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote:

At 11/3/09 05:38 PM, Sig-Bot wrote: Paint.net Scanline

You can't get diagonal scan line with that tool :P

I made my own diagonal scan lines with a little tutorial a few pages back though.

if you can send me the link to it or jsut the method if you dont mind
----------------------------------
ok so i sorta finished the todolist....now all i gota do is try to post it and see how many HTML lines i fucked up...i so wish we still used the old html...i miss simply using B's I's and U's ....much easier on the eyes then strong em and ins when trying to fix something

At 10/15/09 07:43 AM, XIII13 wrote:

At 10/14/09 09:55 PM, BeyondBirthday wrote: Can you guys make wallpapers?

Technically, no. I can make one on the side, perhaps. Send me a PM with details?

Technically since this crew is based on the ASM any type of requests can be made...hell people can ask for cell phone backgrounds if they want and ither it will or wont get made...the whole sig thing is jsut a starting point of interest. I'm glad you were willing to help the dude out even though you thought his background request wasn't allowed.

At 11/3/09 03:53 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: You're back, HellboundNinja!!

*Hugs* :3

thank you for the hugs its nice ot be back im not sure how long i stayed away...well actually I jsut hit lvl 30 when i droped out off the NGSM for a break and in two days i hit 31 so i think thats like two months....
oh well
im only 20 pages from having a new todolist up for you guys and im gonna repost some Helpfull links under my alt account for some of the enw guys ive seen over the past 40 some odd pages

At 10/5/09 07:23 AM, Calintz wrote:

At 10/4/09 09:11 PM, BasementCat wrote: lol i've been here since '95 the first day newgrounds was made, and for some fucking reason i havent made an account until 10 years later, yeah some fucking reason.

This is what they all say...

see in my case i got here in like late 96 and thought you had to pay for a grounds gold account...till the end of 00 when i noticed it was free...simple mistake

At 9/25/09 01:21 AM, michelinman wrote: Yeah... I'm aware of that.. I've been active on nearly every page for the last month. I even had this discussion with someone else a few pages back. The thing is that no one on that to do list checked up and reminded us every couple days, otherwise it would've gotten done. Take douchemcgouche. That's my roommate. He is never going to come back for that sig, I can promise you. He'll probably never even log in again.

Not checking back in is kinda the whole point behind the todolist. Actually it is the point. I kept the todolist going from clubs of ole cause when used correctly it cut down on people asking where their sig is. And when im able to post it consistantly its works like a charm.

That list is comprised of people who A. Got bored of their request and stopped wanting it, or B. Posted on the BBS for a day and thought it would be cool to ask for a sig here. If people still cared about their sig, they would post here every now and again to remind us, and it would've gotten done already. I said in my last post if anyone on that list wants their sig still, feel free to pm me, but I'm not just going to waste my time making a sig no one cares about.

And even though you let me know douch will never want or need that sig on the list im gonna keep it there till someone makes it cause heaven forbid a newguy comes along and jsut so happens to see a request that no one is doing and decicdes to do it and ends up doing something nice for the first time and starts poping ot good sigs.
There have been tomany time where there was nothing to do and a old todolist gave people something to do for the fun of it.
Plus sometimes a seemingly random sig from a sig request some one forgot about is jsut what they might suddenly be looking for and get used...ive seen it happen tons of times
Also to cobra
i dont make the todolist cause they HAVE to do it...i make it so theres somewhere for bored sigers to look for something to do if one of the requests catches their eyes. There is no rule they have to do it. Sorry its hasnt been done by the time this little flame fest poped up but im sure one day someone will make it. all i can say is chill out and find something to do till that day comes.

Holy Guano Batman
the last time I made a To-Do-List was page 1625...and so far ive gotten to page 1636 of the new todolist so hopefully i can finish it tonight....only 44 pages left to rifle through...

At 11/2/09 04:39 PM, PwnMaster1337 wrote: probably because it was obsolete tech. it was a great system tho

Worst Post Ever

Playstation is all ready ahead of Nintendo with their latest ver of the PSP. No disks for them. Download only. For a portable I think its about time cause I don't like having to change or carry more shit then I need to. DLC does get out of hand form time to time(im looking at you Halo) but for the most part im not at all mad with how they are handling it. You gotta member most of the people making our games now are gamers young and old.
I see nothing wrong with Nintendo trying to compete with the new PSP. As long as they have a way to download games you all ready own the hard copy of for free I dont see a real issue. And fuck manuals. Most of em are useless and poorly made.
One advantage of down loading games for a portable system is no longer waiting in line at a store...which I personally hate when im trying to buy a game. Just DL it before school/work/sleep and you'll have it when you return/wake up.
Another problem I have with Video games in general is I can never find the games I want. But through the glory of the internet I can have the game I want when I want and not have to worry about traffic, waiting in lines,being asked if I would like to reserve something else, or take the chance of them being out of stock or not carrying the game due to graphic content.
I'm not saying get rid of game stores...as much as I hate the major ones...but I do like having an alternative option.