At 10/12/09 07:51 AM, Vincoid wrote:
Yeah, don't accept bullshit like that. That's the most idiotic excuse I've heard in my whole life.

But tell me, why could she possibly think that? In what way do you behave with her? How much time do you spend together and what are some of the things you do together?

Doesnt help much. I try to be cute a lot of the time when im with her, if that makes any sense. We see each other most days of the week, most of the time we just chill and talk for a good hour or so, sometimes eat together or occasionally see a movie, usually with other friends.

So ive been going out with this girl for a few months now. I really like her and she likes me, but the other day she told me that she didn't want to have any sex because im "too cute to be taken seriously in bed". I like her a lot, but with no sex I feel like im just going to eventually cheat on her, shed find out and hate me forever. Advice?

So ive been going out with this girl for a few months now. I really like her and she likes me, but the other day she told me that she didn't want to have any sex because im "too cute to be taken seriously in bed". I like her a lot, but with no sex I feel like im just going to cheat on her, shed find out and hate me forever. Help?

At 7/5/09 01:12 AM, SoulMaster71 wrote: How the fuck would I kill anyone with this? Fist their assholes until they die?! This bronze gauntlet is more defensive than anything: protection against a sword for a hand holding a sword. But if I could kill anyone, I'd go back in time and kill Marx and Engels before The Communist Manifesto was written. No more culture-annihilating left-wing extremists, no President Beelzebub Hellspawn Obamarx, then more poor people would get off their asses, get educations and jobs, and contribute to society instead of begging the government for more and more welfare money.

Ya it'd be hard to kill someone if you just bash them with a metal hand. Might as well try to kill someone with a pillow, right?

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At 5/8/09 05:40 PM, Bacchanalian wrote: stuff

K good points. I said my opinions and think it's time to leave before this thread gets violent.

At 5/8/09 05:02 PM, Bacchanalian wrote:

At 5/8/09 04:52 PM, Hell-Frog wrote: Just think about what you "believe" in first instead of following because someone told you to.

Hahaha christ dude. You are so far up your own ass.

Alright because everyone chooses their own religion and no one is born into believing things from their parents. I'm sure you met people who's parents are Christian but they follow Buddhism or another religion, right? You probably decided yourself that you wanted to be atheist when you were 4? I'm saying people should follow what they think is right, not what people before them believe.

But yeah, I guess because I think people should actually think about their own lives, that puts me somewhere up my ass, right? Calm down a little

Cause thinking there's nothing after death is only discomforting huh?

You tell me.

Um. Well your point seemed to assume the answer to be yes. But since you want me to tell you. The answer is no.

My point is that it depends on the person. "Good" people would want to live after they die, whereas "bad" people wouldn't want to face the consequences of what they did in life after they die.

At 5/8/09 04:30 PM, Bacchanalian wrote:

At 5/8/09 03:39 PM, Hell-Frog wrote: A much better theory is religion was a scam to scare people into do what they wanted.

So THATS why there's religion! It's so simple!

If you do some digging I'm sure you'll find more than enough evidence that supports this. I'm sure it's MUCH easier to believe that the reason religion exists is for eternal bliss and happiness to all who obey the religion's rules, but spend a day to actually think and not be a blind follower. If you somehow come to the astonishing conclusion that evolution can't possibly be true, god created humans at the same time as everything else, a magical place called heaven is real if you never ever sin AND every little thing happens for a reason then by all means believe. Just think about what you "believe" in first instead of following because someone told you to.

Cause thinking there's nothing after death is only discomforting huh?

You tell me.

If you believe in an all powerful being who created everything and makes everything happen for a reason then you blind and dumb. Your were told god exists at a young age so the idea is forced into your head and often stays there. A much better theory is religion was a scam to scare people into do what they wanted. The belief of "Do what we say or you are damned for all eternity" scared everyone, so why not make a profit off it? Well, they did as you should know by now.

Most people believe in god because it comforts them. They want to believe that they will go to heaven with rainbows and unicorns and all that good stuff. How about when you die, nothing happens. You don't exist and that's it. No thinking, no seeing, no living. Proof? My friend died for about 10 minutes and didn't see heaven or hell. He didn't do anything, didn't see anything, didn't think or see anything.
You only live once. Don't hold back living because you believe some amazing power will make you live forever if you're a good little boy or girl.

As my friend told me: "I never said I wanted to be God's disciple, I'll never be the one to blindly follow, I'll never be the one to bear the cross" Meaning, I won't believe in something just because someone told me to when I was 3.

Ask one of the what 2+2 is. If he says 4, ask the other one which door is hell and take that door. Duh.

At 12/21/08 11:21 PM, Texsk8er56 wrote:

Yes, this quote is really old, but no gun is "bad" for speedball. You are bad for speedball. I have played speed ball from DM9's to autocockers to tippmanns to phantom pump markers. And its way more than running and gunning, you have to be aware of your surroundings and make sure you dont get tunnel vision. It involves teamwork and communication, it is just a adrenaline rush.

Also, I would love to join, I actually play on a Semi-Pro scenario team, but IMO i am a bad ass at speedball.

Here, I will list my markers but I am not going to list the specs. Too much.

Tippmann A5
Tippmann C3
Dye Dm8 1 of 30
Dye DM9
Ego 08
Phantom Pump (VSC)
Palmers Double barreled pump-class marker
BT-4 Delta elite
Dynasty Autococker eblade
Smart Parts Vibe (POS)
Smart Parts ION XE

I know I haven't posted anything lately, but I just have to comment on this. You claiming that no gun is bad for speedball is just plain stupid. Yes, the gun doesn't make the player, and yes, a good player can possibly win with anything that shoots straight, but the gun helps a lot for speedball and xball. Let's say that you are given a choice of 2 guns. One being a new DM9 and the other being an early 1990's Tippmann. You are honestly going to tell me that having a smaller, more accurate, faster gun isn't better than a 3bps gun that chops paint and shoots wildly? I know that you didn't say some guns are better, you said no gun is bad. Take any gun manufactured before 1988 and tell me the length and speed are good for speedball.

Anyone who plays speedball competitively knows that you want to stay small and fast. Carrying a gun that's 2 feet long, not including barrel, nearly 10 lbs with full hopper and inaccurate is a BAD speedball gun. Don't say "A good player can win with anything". Although it's very true that skill wins, not the gun, you can't say no gun is BAD for speedball if you claim to be semi-pro.
no gun is "bad" for speedball. You are bad for speedball. I have played speed ball from DM9's to autocockers to tippmanns to phantom pump markers" just says to me that you are either not who you say you are, or you are trying to sound smart or good or some shit like that. Play even a D3 XBall team with one of your Tippmanns or pumps and then talk about it.

I have played with 98's in a legit 5v5 speedball game. Everyone in this game had at least 1 good sponsor. I play front and play as hard as I can every game, but guess what? When the gun is as heavy, big and awkward to snap with as that, it is a BAD SPEEDBALL GUN. And don't even try to say it's me who's the bad speedball player on this one. I feel safe betting that I will beat most D3 players if we both use our own gun or the same gun.

I guess the bottom line of this whole thing is this:

I couldn't disagree more with your "no gun is "bad" for speedball. You are bad for speedball." comment. Huge, heavy, inaccurate, unreliable and awkward guns are BAD whereas small, light, accurate, fast and comfortable guns are GOOD. Why do you think everyone uses the "GOOD" markers if no gun is bad?

Orange-Jew, seriously shut up. You're going on and on about "OMG PAINTBALL IZ SO XPENSIVE OMG!" and how "To be good U need hi end gunz 2". I'm going to say I'm the most experienced paintball player here, playing for 7 years and on a DIII team. I use a custom built gun that I put more and more into over the years. It's average cost is a little over $225 a year for my entire set up. Guess what gun I first started out with? An Ion. Guess what gun I used to get on my first sponsored team? An Ion with a 14" Freak barrel.

My guess is you've played paintball and got destroyed so now you bitch and moan about people with better guns and how its gay. I can guarantee you that I can be using a Tippmann and you can use any gun you want and I'll still wipe the floor with you.

If you want to be good, practice. That's it. You don't need to spend all your money to be good or have fun. You can buy a case of paint for $40, goggles for $30 and the rest of the setup for less than $200. That will last you 2 years at least. Go once a month and use the extra paintballs for next time. That'll be no more than $200 a year. Any 12 year old kid who does chores for money can get that.

If you don't like paintball, that's fine, but don't make excuses like "Best gun wins" or "It's only for rich kids".

Anyone else see the irony in this?

At 9/20/08 12:05 AM, DeathNoteetoNhtaeD wrote:
All 3 have teams all 4 years of high school, so, if your userpage is to be believed, you fall under that category. So yes, people your age play them. At least at my school.

Still, you have to be pretty athletic to be good at tennis.

I know of 15 people, at most, who play tennis, golf and volleyball. There's over 1,700 people in my school, so less than 1% of people play one of those sports. That qualifies them to be in the "no one" category for me. More importantly, usually when someone says "no one" that means a very small amount most of the time. Don't take everything so literally, it's the internet.

At 9/19/08 11:05 PM, DeathNoteetoNhtaeD wrote:
I haven't seen too many vollyball, or tennis players come by.

Golfers for that matter too.

Maybe because it's the ATHLETIC CREW. No I'm just kidding. Those types of sports just aren't really played by people my age, not sure about you guys.

Here's one of the other side with my 16" green tip barrel. If you were wondering, I left the membrane out of the grips just so that you could see it. The pink thing was proof of crono when I played last, and the blue was the tell what field I was playing at.

Took that break that I've been needing. I think it helped a lot. Took a few weeks off from practice all together, got mostly caught up financially, and feel like practicing again. I actually went to play some woodsball for the first time in a long time. I went with none of my gear, rented a gun, hopper, CO2 tank, mask and jumpsuit. I felt a lot more at ease when I was playing in that gear. No pressure. No attention. Just out there to have a good time.

I've been getting some requests about showing pictures of my gun off, so I guess I'll do that. Mostly the same gun as last time I posted it (like a year ago, I think?) but got some much needed upgrades. Now has a:

Dynasty Body kit
Dynasty grips
NDZ Trigger frame (Scorpion it's called)
NDZ Firing chamber
NDZ Breech
NDZ Skeleton bolt
NDZ Blade trigger
Redz Clamping feed neck
14" or 16" freak barrel
CP Bottomline ASA
Dye Hyper2 regulator
APE board w/ membrane
Lucky ball detentes (I think...)

And here it is...

At 9/14/08 06:24 PM, jew193 wrote:

At 9/14/08 05:33 PM, Hell-Frog wrote: I wrestling and play paintball.

County finalist last year and 6th in the county before that. Looking at All-State this year at least.

Really, I didn't know that they had those kinds of achievements for paintball.

Sorry, those were for wrestling, lol. But yeah, nothing like that for paintball. Just tournaments that you and your team enter for gear or money.

And when I say I play paintball, I don't mean I go once a month to play with random people. I mean I have a team and compete in Division V tournaments.

So what kind of gun do you have? A link of a picture might be cool.

100% Custom made gun. It was originally an Ion, but as I got better and more serious, I added more and more upgrades. Now, there's not one stock part on it. I'll upload some pics as soon as I find my camera...

Also, I lied about Division V paintball. I meant to say D4, but me and my team are entering a qualifying tourney in a few weeks to try and get up a few divisions. Actually, I post almost everything in the paintball club here, so if you care enough, look there for pics of my gun or just talk more about the sport.

I wrestling and play paintball.

County finalist last year and 6th in the county before that. Looking at All-State this year at least.

And when I say I play paintball, I don't mean I go once a month to play with random people. I mean I have a team and compete in Division V tournaments.

Acknowledge them and be nice. Dead serious. They will stop.

I saw aksumka via webcam tonight and he thought I was on steroids. So I win right>

Extreme poker.

Someone do one with Angry Fulp.

No photoshop :(

At 8/22/08 10:02 PM, snapper5 wrote: hell, dude, your under pressure, thats what it sounds like

your teams not going to be able to keep up with you all of the time, might not like the sound of it, but if that is the case, your going to have to slow down a bit, and rethink your methods

taking a while off is a good idea, try some recball if you feel up to it, no competition there

Thanks a lot man. Yeah we got Zap, V-Force, SupAir and the local paintball field, Splatter Paintball. When I first decided to start the team, I think I thought it'd just be a fun and easy way to get noticed and eventually make a lot of money. I didn't realize how hard it would actually be. It's not that my team can't keep up with me, because we got a few players who are probably better than me. It's just that I feel like I'm not helping them or getting through to them.

I really want to go play woodsball sometime again but I don't want to be using my gun or gear. I don't want to go to the nearest outdoor paintball place for me because everyone there knows me and I'll feel like I have to be the best there or it'll be a disappointment. I'll probably just drive for an hour or 2 to the next woodsball field and use full rental gear. I really think I need to take a break from all this. The grind is just too much for me right now.

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i'll cut my school trip short, everyone on the other team shat themselves when they figured i was on the other team (a feat i was proud of) and we won 2 games, lost one and drew another, my personal highlight was knocking out a teacher and 4 people in 4 seconds, and hitting the flag carrier in the chest, although it didn't break, he jumped in suprise, his hopper hit a tree and his paintballs flew everywhere, i ran forward, didn't see the 4 guys in the bunker behind him, dodged most of there shots somehow, then got hit in the square of the back

Haha, sounds like that was fun. Sounds like you did really good to. It's good to see that every time you go, you seem to have a good time. That's what this sport is all about.

and mate, i would keep your gun for sentimental value, i would NOT want to let that go if it were mine

Yeah, I guess. I feel like I put a lot of myself into it, so I might as well.

At 8/21/08 06:36 PM, patm1313 wrote: Don't get the MR-3, 2, or 1. They all suck. In fact, stay away from spider. If you wan't a cheap, durable beginner gun, go with the Tippmann 98 or A-5. If you are willing to pay the extra money for it to be electornic, go with the Smart Parts Ion.

I would know, I play paintball professionally :D

He's right. For beginners, stay away from spyders. They are too hard to maintain for someone who doesn't know what they are doing and will most likely break within 10 uses at most. if you play woodsball, get a Tippmann. They are very durable and low maintenance. If you play indoor or speedball, go for the Ion. It's more expensive and only works with nitro, but it's a good gun.

He doesn't play paintball professionally. Or if you do, send me a PM and we can get a scrimmage going. My team isn't pro but we are climbing the ranks of the Amature division and have 4 sponsors already.

At 8/18/08 04:48 PM, MCU wrote: Hey guys, I have one question. In the UK, what we call ''BB Guns'', are they Airsoft guns, or less powerful?

BB guns in the U.S are guns that shoot Metal pellets and airsoft guns shoot plastic pellets. Or at least the Airsoft and BB guns I shot.

Also, I might be selling my gun. If anyone is interested in buying a custom made gun that has seen some really amazing competition and great tourneys, let me know. I'll upload some pics of it tomorrow, but basically it was an Ion and I swapped out every stock part for some of, if not the best parts I could get my hands on.
-Black Dynasty Body
-Black NDZ Scorpion trigger frame on 15 degree angle. Basically like the Karnivor.
-Black Dye Hyper 2 regulator
-Black NDZ Firing chamber + Threads
-Black Freak barrel with .689 insert and 14" Black tip or 16" green tip
-Metallic Olive Green NDZ Blade Trigger
-Black Redz Clamping Feed neck
-Green Virtue eyes
-CP Bottom line ASA
-APE Board with Membrane
-New hoses and Banjo Fittings
-Black Ball Detents
-Black Dynasty grips
-Lucky bolt

Just What it has on it. Everything, in total, cost me well over $2,000 and for a few years, it was the best investment I ever made. It was fast, accurate,light and looked amazing. Always having people ask me what gun I'm using just makes me feel good about it. Even people at the highest level of competition don't know what to call it. Last time I went, the people at the field thought it was a Dynasty Shocker because it had a Dynasty Body....

The only thing I don't like about my gun is the fact that I can never give it to anyone else to work on. It's extremely unique and not many, if any at all, know what it really is or what to do with it. I really don't like taking it apart and working on it. The problem I think I'm going to have with selling it is that most people don't know how to work on a gun. Half the people I know don't even clean their own gun, they drop it off at their local paintball shop and have them do it. I tried that once. They gave it back to me in a shoebox and told me it would never work again. Came back 2 days later and rubbed it in their face.

But about paintball, I'm not really enjoying it as much as I used to. The pressure of making a team, scheduling practices, finding scrimmages, designing jerseys and trying to help people get better and lead everyone is really hard. Especially when you're telling people to do one thing and they do another. It's like the people I'm trying to help aren't making any improvement at all. If you don't know what that feels like, it's extremely demoralizing. You put your heart and soul into something and it goes nowhere.

Honestly, there are times when I just want to quit it all. I think I'm taking it too seriously. I went outdoors last time and I think I made a few kids cry. I just got so into the game that I got into the feeling that I was in a higher competition game. I felt like such a dick after that game. Paintball isn't supposed to be about yelling at people and over reacting like I did. It's about having fun and helping newbies to get into the game. You never know if that 10 year old shooting a rental gun could be the next Oliver Lang or not. I feel like I disgraced the sport by the way I acted that day, and I apologize to everyone who ever played paintball for that.

I'm going to take a break from paintball for at least a month and see what that does for me. I found a team manager and a decent coach a while back, so I'll let them and the co captain take care of everything. I just hope I can get back into the mindset that paintball is for fun first and profit and winning later. I think that's all I need.

Well, it's like I always say. For every high, there's a low.

Also, that sucks.

Paintball is more fun for me. I've played both, and airsoft is cheaper, but if you want a good gun that wont break after a few uses, thats a few hundred easy. Airsoft is better if you don't feel like committing to anything or just to try something. No question paintball requires a lot more skill and is a lot more fun if you don't mind spending more money. So I guess paintball for people who are serious about playing and airsoft for the people who are just trying something out or can't afford paintball.

Tubgirl was just too hot for me and I simply couldn't resist...

I'M OUT!