Now Jim is missing too! Something is going on here but I just don't know what!

Apologies to Gary Larson.

This Photoshop is brought to you by Coca-Cola!

She tripped while jogging.

*KABLAM*

Fall back! Fall back!

I made her more ugly.

Just playing on the Wii.

Tremble, mortal!

For the Horde!

Pucker up!

OOOOH YOU WASCALLY WABBIT!

"Speak not, knave, or I shalt shove me blade up thy bowels" -The Black Knight

Those Montana Meth Project commercials scare me more than meth itself.

Skiing without a winter jacket. How Hardcore.

Listen up, sugar tits, put all the money, booze, cigarettes and a MAD magazine in this bag or the janitor will mob up your brains!

A ring ding ding ding ding

Look at the wittle baby!

*Flight of the Valkries music*

Ratatatatatatatatatata

Vroom.

It's Angry Dog, you fucking lizard!

That'll teach him not to pee on the carpet!

The Roadrunner Show!

Sweet nicks, I have a glass rifle-shaped beer bottle that would go perfect with those ice bullets!

I would drink pop and ice bullets Kurt Cobain style!

At 11/19/09 08:55 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote:

At 11/19/09 08:53 PM, Heinrich wrote: When I was that age the only valuable thing I owned was a holographic Pokémon card.

But if you had one of those back in the day, you were the shit.

And let's forget the revolutionary Game-Boy Colour that came out!

Not to mention that 10 year old are also getting cell phones. When I was that age the only valuable thing I owned was a holographic Pokémon card.

You'll find racism in just about anything if you're looking for it.

Part 2

After going into the portal, I found John Conner in college majoring in robotics and Homer Simpson was there also. As soon as the three of us where there a T-800 came out of nowhere and started shooting as us. Homer tried to deflect the bullets with a book about reflection and refraction.

All hell broke loose until I woke up at 4:00 AM.

Part 1

The next dream I had I was naked on a conveyer belt in the school library preparing for time travel or something. In my dream there where six Terminator movie settings and I couldn't remember which one was the one I had to go into. I asked the librarian who didn't notice my indecency and directed me to Terminator 4. I went on the conveyer and got through the portal to find John Conner in college.

Last night I had a really bad sleep but had two interesting dreams.

I dreamt I was in a space shuttle and there was absolutely no way to reproduce in space. Instead we make these small eggs to hatch children that resemble fish eggs and they were very delicate and floated everywhere. The ones I touch kept breaking and the infants growing in them died. I felt really sad for breaking them until I went to my next dream.

Another dream I just remembered was that I was near this plantation where I was with a man and an entire crowd. There was an important person standing there and the person next to me asked for a gun. For some reason I had a gun and handed it to him thinking he wants to show me something.

The man then proceeded to shoot the important person and I realized that he was an assassin. I then woke up.