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1.

Happy

Topic: New school year resolutions?

Posted: 08/05/08 10:24 PM

Forum: General

I plan to be more involved in helping out the school with presentations and videos.

After the great reception from my Remembrance Day slideshow, I decided to make more. I'm going to make power-points about things like Asperger's Syndrome to present to the students and the teachers for example.

I will also keep up my fundraising by collecting loose change off the grounds of my school and collecting cans and bottles for charity and make a documentary of my mission trip after Spring Break (my mission trip days) is over and present it to the school if my principal gives me permission.

I will also use a laptop from now on to take notes and things for increased efficiency, cleaner results and saving trees at a lower amount of work. The only thing I need to worry about is saving enough power.

And just for shits and giggles, I'm going to wear an old style tan trench coat while travelling back and forth to school, use a belt clip-on coin dispenser while collecting coins and use other retro items from time to time.


2.

Elated

Topic: Relive Classic Video Games

Posted: 08/03/08 08:45 PM

Forum: Video Games

Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn

The best role-playing game of all time that was released in 2000, the last years of the pixel sprite graphic era. When I first saw the box, I thought it was a mix of Warcraft and Diablo.

When I first tried it out, I couldn't figure it out so I had a mephit kick my ass to Toronto. Afterwards, I learned how to do it and I got endless hours of fun. It's still one of my favorite games that survived so long in my life.

It's based off the second Advanced Dungeons and Dragons rules. As you know, it was a nice play of D&D without having to read all the confusing stuff. I escaped Irenicus's dungeons with some people in my party and went on quests to help the citizens of Amn. There were seemingly endless quests that held my interest, romances that were interesting chats and well designed levels and story.

Years after beating the main game plotline with a Half-Orc Barbarian, I set out on the internet to try out some modifications. It really made the game more interesting and more enjoyable. I'm currently looking for some item editors to make the items of my dreams but to keep it balanced so it doesn't ruin the game. I'm very happy to see the Baldur's Gate II community still alive and kicking strongly.

This game has influenced me so much like Warcraft II. It introduced me to the Forgotten Realms franchise that includes books like the Legend of Drizzt, related fantasy games, fantasy themes and many other things. It has opened a whole new world to me and influenced my teen years.

I was also shocked to find out that Baldur's Gate I & II plus expansions were made in Canada and Forgotten Realms is a Canadian-made franchise. I'd figured it was another American company but damn! Something worthwhile coming out of Canada! Cellardoor6, SUCK IT!

I just recently purchased Tales of the Sword Coast and soon I'll install a modification that will combine the whole trilogy into one for the ultimate adventure.

Gabriel the Paladin's Adventure: Coming Soon to a laptop near me!

Relive Classic Video Games


3.

Elated

Topic: Relive Classic Video Games

Posted: 08/03/08 08:24 PM

Forum: Video Games

Warcraft II

This is the first computer game I ever played and is a very fond memory of mine in the 1990's. It was released in 1995 and was the very reason I became a Blizzard Entertainment fan. I first saw a friend play it and my Dad got me it as a gift.

I played it so much and with my Dad we would conquer the Orcs online. I remember getting him addicted to it so much he managed to become a master at it in a matter of days. I loved how I could create my own maps and create a total war conflict. I played both the Orcs and the Humans on the campaigns. When I was a small boy I wished there would be a Warcraft movie but I did not even imagine Warcraft II leading to things like World of Warcraft.

I loved clicking on the units repeatedly to hear some humorous quotes and I especially loved clicking the critters non stop to see them blow up. The music was awesome but my Dad removed the music. The music really added into the game and gave me the Warcraft feel.

It's historic in the world of Heinrich. Got me interested in computer games, especially the ones made by Blizzard Entertainment and I got the interest of Humans VS Monsters theme.

Warcraft II had a major influence on my life back in the day. I will get them back one day and preserve it for future generation.

Relive Classic Video Games


4.

Happy

Topic: What's Around The Corner For Snake?

Posted: 07/31/08 11:44 PM

Forum: General

Hello, sir, may I interest you in the new revolutionary vacuum cleaner from the ACME company? It's guaranteed for life!

What's Around The Corner For Snake?


5.

Expressionless

Topic: Fox News

Posted: 07/30/08 01:38 PM

Forum: General

It's because they're very biased and they have heavy amounts of sensationalism that make a mountain out of a mole hill.

Let's just say they are on a constant quest for ratings.


6.

Winking

Topic: Child Abuse...

Posted: 07/29/08 12:39 AM

Forum: General

I believe that physical discipline should be allowed as long as it's not enough to send a kid hiding from his parents when they're home. Just some old fashioned discipline that will teach the child not to do it again. Going overboard on discipline is child abuse so just be appropriate on physical discipline to teach, not to make the child fear you.

I was disciplined in many ways with non-physical methods such as writing apology notes, forbidden to use anything that ran on electricity, being yelled at until I broke to tears. They even mistook my Aspergers as a discipline problem so they thought they needed to discipline me some more.

Now I guess I'm a pretty decent person. If this were Dungeons & Dragons, I would fall under Neutral Good.


7.

Elated

Topic: Photoshop this squirrel

Posted: 07/28/08 06:44 PM

Forum: General

If I keep this up, I'll be able to buy salted nuts from the humans in no time!

Photoshop this squirrel


8.

Winking

Topic: There is money on the streets

Posted: 07/27/08 10:00 PM

Forum: General

It depends. If it's coins or the occasional paper money then I would keep it. If we are talking bags of cash ranging a couple hundred to a couple thousand then I would turn it into the police station.

I once found a small pouch full of credit cards in my school's parking lot and I turned it into the office. That was something very valuable along with others things I've found and it would be wrong for me to keep and/or sell those things for money when there is a good chance that it can be returned to the rightful owner. I can give you a list of thing's I've found but turned in from the top of my head.

However, there are coins at my school and such where I would just collect and put them away for later. These are coins that people leave behind and can easily be replaceable. There is also no way you could turn in a few coins to the rightful owner because they could've of been there for a long time, even been there since the money was first circulated.

In short, small amounts of money can be kept if the owners cannot be located to return. The large amounts of money like a whole clips/bags of paper money is best left to the police station. There have been cases where kids find bags of money only to find out it was stolen from a store or a bank.


9.

Goofy

Topic: Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage

Posted: 07/27/08 09:50 PM

Forum: General

Hah, talk about the final solution of the wasp question!

I got stung a week ago by a wasp while trying to grab some bags. It turned out they were starting a colony with their nest being the size of a large golf ball.

Also:

Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage


10.

Goofy

Topic: Bill gates it cool guys.

Posted: 07/27/08 09:38 PM

Forum: General

Follow your dreams and you can accomplish your goals. I'm living proof!

Beef cake.

BEEF CAKE!!!

Bill gates it cool guys.


11.

Winking

Topic: Racist Cartoon...

Posted: 07/27/08 08:19 PM

Forum: General

This was made in the days where political correctness wasn't even a coined term. There was even a style called Black Face where white actors and actresses would get skin make-up and make themselves black for racist shows. It ended in the mid 20th century.

If you look at Looney Tunes cartoons made during World War 2 you'll see a lot of racist cartoons against the Japanese. They made the Japanese appeared short, yellow skinned, slit eyes with large glasses and large teeth. Here's an example.


14.

Winking

Topic: Assassinated or Murdered???

Posted: 07/27/08 06:18 PM

Forum: General

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassinati on

Assassination is the targeted killing of a high-profile person. An added distinction between assassination and other forms of killing is that the assassin (one who performs an assassination) usually has an ideological or political motivation, though many assassins (especially those not part of an organization) also demonstrate insanity. Other motivations may be money (contract killing), revenge, or a military operation.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/a ssassination

to kill suddenly or secretively, esp. a politically prominent person; murder premeditatedly and treacherously.

Just be a very important figure, like a politician for example, and your homicidal death would be classified as an assassination.


15.

Goofy

Topic: Racism Test

Posted: 07/27/08 04:35 PM

Forum: General

This.

Racism Test


16.

Winking

Topic: happy tree freinds on tv! its true!

Posted: 07/26/08 09:34 PM

Forum: General

At 7/23/08 10:58 PM, sweet21 wrote: holy crap! im in vacasion in mexico and turned on the t.v. i found mtv and right after jackass a 30 minute happy tree freinds t.v. show came on! also theres a happy tree freinds video game in mexico too!(rated m) THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0770762/

Happy Tree Friends has been on television since September 2006 with three seasons so far on the original channel of G4 and several others.

I have seen Happy Tree Friends on TV a few times before but I don't watch them because the last thing I need is my parents questioning me about stuff like this

At 7/26/08 08:55 PM, BlackZodiac wrote: wtf are happy tree friends?

Happy Tree Friends is series that originated on the internet and spread to television. It's about a bunch of cute anthropomorphic animals that die the most bloody and the most unrealistic deaths. They are like Itchy and Scratchy except they have the worst luck against their environment and a few other characters such as Flippy the war veteran.


17.

Winking

Topic: canker sores

Posted: 07/26/08 09:17 PM

Forum: General

At 7/26/08 08:06 PM, Ghost-Ryder wrote: Thanks a lot for the info...but im looking more for home remedies. i dont have the resources to go out and buy all these drugs. but still +5 internets for you. Good day to you sir.

http://bodyandhealth.canada.com/conditio n_info_details.asp?channel_id=0&relation _id=0&disease_id=143&page_no=2

Canker sores usually heal by themselves in 14 days without any treatment. Various treatments are only useful to relieve the pain of the sores. People with canker sores can rinse their mouth with salt water. Avoiding hot and spicy foods also helps to minimize pain.

After researching some more, the best advice I can tell you is use salt water to temporarily relieve pain, avoid hot, spicy and acidic foods and just wait for around 14 days.

Other methods include Mouth wash, Colgate toothpaste and lay off the food that causes your mouth stress until your mouth gets better.


18.

Winking

Topic: canker sores

Posted: 07/26/08 08:00 PM

Forum: General

http://www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/bhcv2 /bhcArticles.nsf/pages/Mouth_ulcers?Open Document

Treatment options

Most mouth ulcers are harmless and resolve by themselves in a few days. Other types of mouth ulcers, such as the aphthous variety or those caused by herpes simplex infection, need medical treatment. It isn't possible to speed the recovery of ulcers, but the symptoms can be managed and the risk of complications reduced. The range of treatment options includes:

-Avoid spicy and sour foods until the ulcers heal
-Drink plenty of fluids
-Regularly rinse your mouth out with warm, slightly salted water
-Keep the mouth clean
-Take pain-killing medication, such as paracetamol
-Apply antiseptic gel to the ulcers
-Use a medicated mouthwash
-Use steroid gels or tablets
-Treat aphthous ulcers with anti-inflammatory drugs
-Treat ulcers caused by the herpes simplex virus with anti-viral drugs
-Treat oral thrush with anti-fungal drugs.


19.

Happy

Topic: photoshop

Posted: 07/26/08 07:54 PM

Forum: General

At 7/26/08 07:41 PM, Gatling wrote:
At 7/26/08 07:28 PM, Heinrich wrote: What the book of Exodus didn't tell us after Moses turned the Nile River into blood.
How do oyu makee this stuff up?

Adobe FireWorks CS3 and a big imagination!

photoshop


20.

Goofy

Topic: photoshop

Posted: 07/26/08 07:28 PM

Forum: General

What the book of Exodus didn't tell us after Moses turned the Nile River into blood.

photoshop


21.

Elated

Topic: Photoshop: Drunk People Fighting

Posted: 07/25/08 05:07 PM

Forum: General

Hah! You fell over! Jason wins!

Photoshop: Drunk People Fighting


22.

Sleeping

Topic: First Videogames...now Films!!

Posted: 07/25/08 04:50 PM

Forum: General

It's a pity how there will always be a scapegoat. Before Films and videogames, they blamed comic books and then rock music beginning with Elvis Presley all the way to now with all these claims of artists back-masking satanic messages into their music.


23.

Angry

Topic: Plumbing Photoshop

Posted: 07/19/08 05:50 PM

Forum: General

Dammit, Kurgan, can't I take a shit without you trying to decapitate me!?!

Highlander for the win!

Plumbing Photoshop


24.

Shouting

Topic: Plumbing Photoshop

Posted: 07/19/08 04:45 PM

Forum: General

The retailer never told me anything about my house's water supply coming from the Black Lagoon!

Plumbing Photoshop


25.

Winking

Topic: I've a dry drowning phobia

Posted: 07/19/08 12:59 AM

Forum: General

http://timworstall.typepad.com/timworsta ll/2008/06/dry-drowning.html

Dry drowning According to the Centers for Disease Control, some 3,600 people drowned in 2005, the most recent year for which there are statistics. Some 10 to 15 percent of those deaths was classified as "dry drowning,"

Assuming that out of that 3,600, only 360-540 people die from dry drowning each year in the United States. Not a tremendous thing to worry about but it is definitely a hazard to be wary off when swimming.


26.

Winking

Topic: Gotta Appreciate Miley Cyrus...

Posted: 07/18/08 10:48 PM

Forum: General

Meh, I'm not really a big fan of her music or whatever franchise she's in but if she's using her influence for good, then that's a good thing.

As long as she doesn't end up a washed up bitch like Britney Spears then she has some respect from me.


27.

Sad

Topic: Autism: a fraud

Posted: 07/18/08 10:33 PM

Forum: General

At 7/18/08 10:27 PM, T-N-T wrote: Since my xbox 360 is not working properly, you can ask me any questions about my experience of autism and I will answer them to the best that I can remember.

I bet it was a rough life that left you in regret, huh? I was diagnosed with Aspergers in grade 8 and my theory is if I didn't have Aspergers, I could've led a much more comfortable life.

So are things better in your life now?


28.

Goofy

Topic: Autism: a fraud

Posted: 07/18/08 09:55 PM

Forum: General

At 7/18/08 09:47 PM, Orange-Jews wrote:
At 7/18/08 09:43 PM, Heinrich wrote:
If not, keep your biased, uneducated, ignorant opinions to yourself.
mmm... no.... no that doesnt sound good to me. Id rather share my opinions on things, on an internet forum fuckin made for sharing opinions. how about you stop being so hurt by other peoples opinions, and respect them.

lmfao.

Being hurt by other's opinions?

HAHAHAHA

I'm quite aware this is Newgrounds, the most over opinionated and the most pessimistic community on the web, thank you.

You just got to love anonymity on the web!


29.

Resigned

Topic: Autism: a fraud

Posted: 07/18/08 09:43 PM

Forum: General

At 7/18/08 09:37 PM, Orange-Jews wrote:
At 7/18/08 09:33 PM, Heinrich wrote:
Aspergers is a real thing. Ignorant people like you tend to shun things that they do not understand.
i understand it perfectly fine, its just a fraud. its just like ADD.

OK then. Prove it is false. Prove it's false, present it to a prestigious university and have doctors all around the world look at your theory and have them take it seriously.

If not, keep your biased, uneducated, ignorant opinions to yourself.


30.

Resigned

Topic: Autism: a fraud

Posted: 07/18/08 09:33 PM

Forum: General

At 7/18/08 09:15 PM, Orange-Jews wrote: while that man may be delusional, Aspergers is definitely a fraud.

And who is more credible on the existence of Aspergers: An over-opinionated child on Newgrounds or numerous doctors who actually had a lot of training in university and got their information from researchers who also went to university, studied and made discoveries?

Aspergers is a real thing. Ignorant people like you tend to shun things that they do not understand.


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