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At 6/27/09 07:45 PM, elcriz000 wrote: die bitches

Black fist + stolen icon = any connection?

no offense, im not racist i just had to...

Ok people have axes, blades and maces and what have I got.

*looks at level icon*

ahh.... fuck..

*Computer Implodes*

God fucking dammit!

One time, I went to mcdonalds and asked for a diet coke and I got a REGULAR coke.

Just thinking about it makes me upset.

Fantastic, blog it though.

Hell, Heaven, Satan and God are all beliefs and have yet to be proven that any of them exist, but the fear of satan simply comes from our deepest fears, of knowing that we dont know he exists.

When sticky keys is activated and the error message pops up there will be a link which allows you to disable it, do that.

Id take a spear an Ak47 and my ipod so I can listen to "eye of the tiger" while kicking ass!!

Double thread post lol.

And also warhammer sucks.

At 6/20/09 10:41 PM, desert116 wrote:

At 6/20/09 10:16 PM, ughanation wrote:

Or downloading stuff from your computer?

Never heard of that.

The only time i've ever heard of something similar to that is on bungie.net which lets you download content from the website to you xbox profile.

"I hope your suck better than your sister..."

At 6/20/09 11:41 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote:

At 6/20/09 11:13 PM, Jesus-Owns-X wrote: What do i do?

Turn to drugs. There's a second world for you to discover, and once you've learned it, this second world, you shall appreciate both life and the dancing rainbow bunny in your bed set.

While slowly but surely getting you addicted and spending all your money to supply your addiction which chance are will get you killed.

At 6/20/09 11:13 PM, Jesus-Owns-X wrote: People on this earth make me sick.

ok.

I don't know, but to me society these days makes me sick to my stomach. The things people and say and the way they say them and.... I don't even know.

People say and do all sorts of things now, society just follows and adjusts to it.

I feel like intelligent life has fell off the face of the earth. Like everyone is just.. fucking stupid.

For some reason an image of stupiditity has taken the minds of most people and they think its better to act dumb rather than smart, you probaly wont see it but that sense is there.

Im not saying i'm some damn genius, but i get most things that others don't

Then your smarter than most people, but you probaly not a genius.

I could go on and on about this, but i digress.

Thank you.

Im just sick of it all. I don't know what to do. Im not saying that like some emo or pessimistic i consider myself an optimistic, but lately it's gone.

Cling on to your optimism it might prove useful in your future.

What do i do? accept that humanity is flawed and take that for what it is? Or give up or...I don't know.

Humanity is flawed and will always be flawed we just have to live with that. Also I hope by give up you mean suicide because thats pushing limits.

I guess i need advice........

You do, but Newgrounds isn't the place to give good advice sometimes.

after reading that, now i'm confused..

Because people prefer reading than posting.

also if everyone who read posted every thread would be massive.

At 6/19/09 03:41 AM, Robotchk12 wrote: So... you're saying you're looking for hentai?

No... I said its not going to be long before the art portal gets swarmed with hentai images.

And when in my first post did I say I was looking for hentai, reread it.

If you find a Lolcat user its probaly me

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey im looking for a dominant woman
You: i iz lookin for cheezburger, u seen?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

and

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: helloz
Stranger: asl?
You: you do cheezeburgerz?
Stranger: why, of courze
You: wooo! i iz 9/feline/austria
You: and a iz looking for a cheezburger
Stranger: i am zorry...i do not have cheezburger
You: why yuz lie to mee??
Stranger: i thought you azked if i liked them...i do not have a cheezburger though
Stranger: i zorry
You: you make kitteh sad :'(
Stranger: i am zorry! do not be sad! be happy! :D
You: but... but... Kitteh noez can be happi witout cheezburgerz :'(
Stranger: aww...oh? what iz thiz? i gotz a cheezeburger for youz!
You: do not mock tha kitteh, kitteh knos you iz liein to kitteh
Stranger: iz juzt found a cheezburger for kitteh though!
You: kitteh knos many tings includin yu no haz a cheezeburger
You: do not lie toz tha kitteh
Stranger: i zorry...doggeh iz zorry
You: i no iz scared of doggehz, i punchin them leik dis
Stranger: ouch! kitteh no iz nizeee
You: kitteh knos yur dayz r numberd
Stranger: doggeh wantz to b friendz wit kitteh
You: kitteh knos doggeh is liein nd is not realy a doggeh
Stranger: doggeh zayz he iz reeelyy a kitteh
You: *shoots doggeh*
You: doz not mess wif da kittehz
You: DO NOT MESS WIF DA KITTEHZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!
You have disconnected.

and this conversation went down sooo well.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What a good way to kill a conversation..

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello :)
You: two seconds im just tracking your IP address
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol im just bored now and writing anything for the crack.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YOU WILL OBEY!!! YOU WILL OOOOOBBBBEEEYYY!!!
Stranger: Hey. :) I'm a man before you ask!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

At 6/19/09 02:09 AM, Samen wrote: Well, think of it like the Flash Portal.
It'll balance out, with only a bit more overall percentage of porn.

Unlike the flash portal there is an option allowing/disallowing the showing of adult submissions, but that works both ways.

For example horny teenagers can just click the button and... use your imaginations.

Will the Art portal become just one big hentai gallery, because its been up for less than half a day and theres is already hentai on there, are the new art mods going to stop people from doing this or are they aloud to submit it, because theres just one button which determines whether porn shows up or not.

anyway discuss.

Lol, if you take out all the non adult images, it turns into one big hentai gallery

I bet perverts will be on Ng more often now.

At 6/19/09 01:54 AM, OwnageGiy223 wrote:

At 6/19/09 01:47 AM, Thunderghost wrote:

Well my mouse isn't working right so that dollar sticking out of your pocket might help me remember...

Ok, it's official, the OP is a troll, and an attention whore.

Really? omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg!!

no, I think we knew that because of his shitty comic photoshop threads.

Well if the art portal is modded as well as the forums are, we are fucked.

At 6/19/09 01:50 AM, Thunderghost wrote:

Well my mouse isn't working right so that dollar sticking out of your pocket might help me remember...

Use the Tab key untill it highlights the link, but lemme guess, thats broken aswel..

At 6/19/09 01:47 AM, Thunderghost wrote:

At 6/19/09 01:46 AM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: Didn't you just make another Photoshop thread?

I don't recall...

Maybe some images might halp me remember.

No images but I think a link will help you remember.

I think she said something on the lines of "I love Thunderghost's topics they are so epic!!"

I need some good idea lol, i just end up insulting people.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Quick! how many countries belong in the European Union??
Stranger: is this philip?
You: just answer!
Stranger: idk six
You: yes you fucking tard
You: theres 6 countries in europe
You: go hang yourself
You: good day
You: retard
Stranger: love you
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At 6/19/09 01:05 AM, Mo-ni wrote:

You: Hi
Stranger: suck my ass
You: no i am here for MY ass to be sucked
You: dont be selfish
Stranger: no bitch suck my ass now
You: NO!
Stranger: then suck my dick bitch
You: pffft if i suck your dick you wont suck mines
Stranger: fuck that shit suck my fucking dick or I will ass rape you
You: now we are getting somewhere
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

haha, that has to be one of the best ive read so far.

All my conversations are turning out shit lol

I dont get it, is this supposed to be funny?

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello?
Stranger: just so u no im michael phelps
Stranger: and doin shrooms now
You: just so you know im possibly gay
Stranger: ?????????
Stranger: nice me 2
Stranger: lets me over this site
Stranger: at starbucks
Stranger: asl?
You: 17/f/usa
You: i should have said lesbian insted of dsy
You: gay*
Stranger: o
You: yeah...
Stranger: im 73/T/look behind u
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: lbu
You: all I see is a wall...
Stranger: ahora
You: nope still a wall
Stranger: quieres mi pene grande con mucho pelo
Stranger: ?
You: me no speakie espanol
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