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Response to: Super mario= Japanese racism. Posted November 15th, 2009 in General

At 11/15/09 05:39 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: 4: Mario is a plumber who never plumbs. EVER.

"...the guard at the front door leads them to the basement, which they have been assigned to clean up for Princess Peach's party tonight (which isn't mentioned again afterwards). Luigi isn't in the mood for fixing the pipes and would rather eat, but Mario gets right to work, singing as he does so."

This is about one of the manga comics, which describes Mario working with pipes.

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Response to: Blow..your..mind! Posted November 15th, 2009 in General

Spell racecar backwards.

old shit is old
Response to: what do you think of mexico? Posted July 25th, 2009 in General

At 7/25/09 08:21 PM, Strength wrote: Useless.

This unfortunatly.

Response to: Name Your Worst Fear :o Posted July 25th, 2009 in General

Necrophobia.

fear of death, if your wondering.
Response to: july 8th 1990 the greatest day ever Posted July 7th, 2009 in General

At 7/7/09 03:33 AM, peacefulsniper wrote: i got no love from newgrounds i'm going to sit in a corner and cry now.

*claps*

Response to: Question for Atheists Posted July 7th, 2009 in General

At 7/6/09 11:43 PM, bgraybr wrote: Even if God was real, would you follow him?

If there was difinative prove of him existing then yes, but otherwise no.

I mean, lets imagine the most extreme form of God is real. He says that men are superior to

women, gay people are evil, Christianity is the only religion that will get you into heaven etc.

Would you follow him and go against everything you believe in, or go to heaven?

Im guessing you mean "or not go to heaven" in which case no, I know for a fact that once you die and your brain dies there is no way of going to heaven, no dreaming, no afterlife and no way of bieng brought back from the dead

By the way, there's nothing in the bible that really says that heaven is a paradise- at least not in the way we would normally imagine it. It says that heaven is basically a place where you are closest to God, in other words no sinning, no material pleasures of any kind. Hell to me just seems like real life, only darker and with more fire.

Ok, but once again, I believe science has the upper hand to religion as its a game of proof against beliefs.

Response to: i don't get it Posted July 7th, 2009 in Video Games

I believe that Xbox always had better graphics than the Ps3 however online play has been better vice versa. I suppose they both are overall good and both have there up's and down's.

Response to: Happy Birthday watzmann! Posted July 3rd, 2009 in General

Have a good birthday, and at least remember to get your mates to get the rounds in, after all its your birthday.

Response to: Boss you used to be scared of? Posted July 3rd, 2009 in Video Games

At 7/3/09 12:27 AM, Falconpunchr wrote: That thing from Ocarina of time

Argh! that well part gave me nightmares when I was younger and I used to be scared whenever the shadow hands came down and grabbed you.

Response to: Stupid Emo Kids and Twilight Posted July 3rd, 2009 in General

Im sorry, but I find it ironic that your kind of bitching about emo kids, but your name is shortemokid.

Response to: Need some webspace? Posted July 3rd, 2009 in General

At 7/3/09 03:32 AM, BlindPatriot wrote:
At 7/3/09 03:11 AM, Hedzshot01 wrote: advertising much?
Just want to offer this community the chance to get in on this service before the prices are locked into an increased state!

Oh! well that makes it all better... wait no it doesnt, your still breaking BBS rules by advertising.

Response to: Need some webspace? Posted July 3rd, 2009 in General

advertising much?

Response to: Childhood obesity, is it funny? Posted July 3rd, 2009 in General

To be honest, I was once really fat but I changed my lifestyle by just going out with friends daily and now im quite a good build. It only really takes a tiny little change in a lifestyle to help.

and yes, childhood obesity is rather funny.
Response to: Salt - The Best Topping Ever Posted July 3rd, 2009 in General

Salt + Chips = Correct
Salt + Diet Cloudy Lemonade = Fail

Response to: What would you want to be? Posted June 28th, 2009 in General

I would be invisible...

use your imagination.
Response to: You're in the mall Posted June 28th, 2009 in General

Id try and work the Tv on its chest and watch some telly while eating my fries.

Response to: Nothing Under Judgement? Posted June 28th, 2009 in General

Spammers can only upload twice a day, and maybe its just a slow day, who knows?

Response to: My desktop folder Posted June 28th, 2009 in General

At 6/28/09 11:55 AM, Igotaname13 wrote: Cut your dick off

^ This.

Response to: Newgrounds Plus Growing Up Posted June 28th, 2009 in General

Your 17?.. Did you by any chance fail English?

get the hint?..
Response to: who's gonna die next? Posted June 28th, 2009 in General

At 6/28/09 11:51 AM, speakerlight wrote: Probably me because I'm so freakin famouse.

Its true.

see you in hell.
Response to: Attention Brits Posted June 28th, 2009 in General

At 6/28/09 06:38 AM, lemmiwinks wrote: I'm gonna go to Spain instead.

same here.

Response to: Chocolate. Posted June 27th, 2009 in General

Wow, here's me thinking I typed newgrounds.com into the URL not Thechocolatelife.com

Response to: Jackson Pedo Jokes? Not Funny Posted June 27th, 2009 in General

Lol the mcdonalds tribute burger joke seems approate now .

Response to: Worst break-up lines. Posted June 27th, 2009 in General

At 6/27/09 08:36 PM, thelittleemo wrote: "I love your tits, but I don't love you".

Fix'd

Response to: Worst break-up lines. Posted June 27th, 2009 in General

lol i typed the title into google and found some decent ones.

* It was between you and my imaginary friend Bobo . . . Sorry

* Now that I'm finally sober, I don't think this relationship is going to work.

* Aw hell, what am I saying I don't even want to be FRIENDS anymore.

* Sorry, my doctor said I have to cut out all fat.

Response to: Wacko Jacko kicked the bucket Posted June 27th, 2009 in General

At 6/27/09 08:19 PM, ngman7 wrote: I am tired of hearing about it

Then why are you posting a thread about it knowing you'll get more to listen too?

Response to: Worst break-up lines. Posted June 27th, 2009 in General

I thought the sex would be worth it... and I was wrong, good day.

Response to: If You Could Change Your Name.. Posted June 27th, 2009 in General

Ivana Tinkle

Response to: Don't forget the e in Newgrounds. Posted June 27th, 2009 in General

Good for us theres a nice thing on browsers called History which remembers websites.

Response to: MJ died of food poisoning!?!?! Posted June 27th, 2009 in General

At 6/27/09 07:50 PM, Alamadu wrote: they found 9 year old nuts in his mouth

My god this joke is more dead then jackson himself.

grow up twat.