At 11/8/09 09:25 PM, sonicnmario101 wrote:

At 11/8/09 09:24 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: WOW, THIS THREAD IS SO ORIGINAL

gee thanks is that compliment or an insult?

It's sarcasm, dumbfuck.

At 11/8/09 09:42 PM, Chdonga wrote: Well, Bop-it stopped being good after they added more features to it. All you need it "Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, and shake it."

Now it's

Bop it!
Twist it!
Pull it!
Shake it!
Fuck it!
Squeeze it!
Serve it with wasabi!
Fuck it some more!
Shit on it!
Pee on it!
Dismantle it!
Put it back together!

<3 re-used jokes

WOW, THIS THREAD IS SO ORIGINAL

At 11/8/09 09:11 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: except for NG

And to an extent, 4chan.

At 11/8/09 09:07 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:

At 11/8/09 09:03 PM, Blush wrote:

...then the screen holding the animation will become basically covered in blue. Help plox?

Try switching your viewing preference from in-page to classic.

Although it's not that classic, it was like that last year.

At 11/8/09 09:04 PM, wickedkillerecho wrote: JUST FUCKING DELETE THE PICTURE.

Also, this. Common sense. You can see her naked again when and if you have sex with her.

At 11/8/09 08:54 PM, DaShadowz wrote: but she is HAWWWTTT. i'm not bragging, it's just true.

But no-one cares. I'm not trying to be a douche, it's just true.

and guys, think of this way, i'm 15 soon to be 16. my gf is 2 months older then me, we both go to public school, we're both pretty popular.

Haha. Anyone who goes to Newgrounds probably isn't popular.

if it gets out were going to court for nude pics, our lives will be ruined. not to mention or parents will be ticked.

You won't get in trouble. Your parents will just be pissed.

as in we can't date each other anymore ticked.

Romeo and Juliet.

or at least her dad will be. anyway regardless of is the charges are dropped. if we got court we're screwed.

Once again. You can't go to court unless you're a major and you own child porn.

Asking Joseph Hannah to make a new episode of Tom and Jerry is like asking Farrah Fawcett to model again.

They're both dead, and haven't been relevant for decades.

Actually, if it's with the consent of the underage who was porn'd, it's semi-legal.
Also,

p.s. my girlfriend is fucking HAWWWTTT.....

I don't give two shits. I don't brag about my gf because I'm not a douche. YOu should follow that.

No. Staff can post porn, and you can't.

At 10/17/09 09:35 AM, Lord-Nuts wrote:

At 10/17/09 09:34 AM, Conspiracy3 wrote: Of course, that's why i can post this

Oh shi- Who's that giving Tom a BJ?

Stamper.

At 11/8/09 08:41 PM, Skwurll wrote: You should record it, and send the tapes to your parents, they'll be so proud of you.

So proud. And then they'll say "you're doing it wrong".

Because it has so many more features.

Fuck it!
Squeeze it!
Serve it with wasabi!
Fuck it some more!
Shit on it!
Pee on it!
Dismantle it!
Put it back together!

Just know that halfway into the sex, you're gonna fuck up.

At 11/8/09 08:28 PM, DrunkDemon wrote:

At 11/8/09 08:27 PM, Ultor wrote: Of course they dont cause it some idiots just choose to imitate them. Good thing those idiots didnt ruin gaming for everyone though.

Yes, they just ruin it for those around them, likely in the form of killing them.

You know, hitting them with an axe because it looks so much like a Gravity Hammer.

At 11/8/09 08:24 PM, DrunkDemon wrote: if video games do cause of video games,

Wait, what?

it's probably because of a prior mental problem that was just pushed further by the games,

Of course!

and was likely to happen anyway.

You took the words right out of my mouth, except for that first part.

Both.

Video games don't kill people, video game addicts do.

At 11/8/09 02:34 PM, Killinkyle wrote: as a 14 yearold myself I say this is as true as the shit on my shoe

But your shoe is clean.

14 and doing the... "horizontal polka"?\

What has today's society come to?

At 11/7/09 11:41 AM, Lorkas wrote:

At 11/7/09 11:34 AM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: There were thirty levels, and the reviews were more specific, and the flashes were better!

Why is it that none of you newfags believe me? It was a haven back then!

You sure it's not nostalgia kicking in?

Actually, it was. Also, I'm going slightly mad.

There were thirty levels, and the reviews were more specific, and the flashes were better!

Why is it that none of you newfags believe me? It was a haven back then!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newgrounds#
In_the_media

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1393 49

http://livecorpse.newgrounds.com

You don't know what happened. How about you ask your friend first. That's what a normal person would do.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

No, emulators are, in fact, illegal. You could be lying abut leaving your games back "home".

Yeah, I was among the top 1% highest grades, and my last referral was as a freshman, so suck my dick.

He doesn't have AIDS, he's just HIV positive!

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Hi, i'm a big fan of your stuff, please check out my little thing that i made too, i'd greatly appreciate it :D
http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh

My stuff? I didn't know 4,000 posts of bullshit counted as stuff.

So, copypasta'd dirty joke?

SHIT MAN...

Wait, what?

At 11/6/09 06:28 PM, RustyShakleford wrote: Suggesting a portal 2 game?

That would kick ass to no end. Maybe, just maybe, the cake won't be a lie this time.