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Croteam is the new savior of the FPS genre! This looks awesome as fuck. Hopefully this will actually be good, unlike Duke Nukem Forever, which was also supposed to be a throwback to classic FPS. But look how THAT turned out. Just another boring modern FPS.

So, Croteam, impress me. Make this game kick ass for real.

You're welcome.

Well, I used to be a huge metal head, but I've since changed from all that. I really don't like my username anymore.

At 6/3/11 05:22 PM, RazorHawk wrote: I'm still looking forward to the full game, but I hope this "modernizing" hasn't spoiled it.

Oh I believe it has, unfortunately. I was disgusted with what I played. Biggest disappointment I've had in a while. It's just another generic modern shooter with Duke Nukem paint.

-The combat is slow and tedious.

-You can only carry two weapons that need to be frequently reloaded. Definitely doesn't feel like Duke.

- The health system is a joke that makes you feel weak and pathetic, having to hide behind shit and recover. This is not Duke Nukem.

- There is no boot, which is a huge nostalgic letdown. They should have just made the melee attack the classic Duke kick, instead of the current weapon you carry, similar to Halo.

- There were parts in the demo where you are just walking around, doing nothing with no enemies to shoot. This never happened in Duke 3D unless you were almost done with a level or something.

It's nothing like Duke Nukem 3D, which was what this was supposed to be like; A huge nostalgia trip for classic Duke 3D fans. But like I said, what we got is just another generic modern FPS with a Duke Nukem paint. I don't see why it couldn't just play like Duke 3D with modern graphics, not that graphics are an issue. It's like they mostly tried to cater to newer modern gamers by modernizing it too much.

I'm incredibly disappointed, and I don't see how the full game can be much better.

Sounds like Okami from what you've described, which is my favorite game of all time, in fact.

Prepare for the faggottry.

Well, just got done with the last day of school this year, and I'm a senior now. I'm gonna celebrate by getting stoned out of my mind tonight. Good times.

I'm assuming you mean the band. I don't listen to them myself, but they are damn good musicians, There's no denying that.

At 6/1/11 09:53 PM, Spilda-Bongwata wrote: When someone responds sarcastically irl or over the internet I get pissed off,

I wasn't responding sarcastically. Where did you get that from? Was it the thumbs up picture?

"I love you"

amidoinrite.

At 5/31/11 07:57 PM, Spilda-Bongwata wrote: You're going to order a percolator? And what are you going to do then, smoke it as a pipe? Slip it into your bong? lol

You know what I mean. I'll get another bong, bro. Doesn't hurt to have more than one.

buying a crap bong made in a factory off a third-party website. Or maybe you should send it to Africa, seeing as you don't know how to spend your money when purchasing a product. If you really have money to blow, you should have ordered from etsy. At least that way you would be supporting a glass blower as opposed to a faceless company operating out of some shithole third-world country.

Wow, you apparently didn't read a word I said before. The glass is hand blown from pyrex glass. Each bong from this site is custom made, and the company is in the Czech Republic, which is definitely NOT a third world country. And the bong isn't shit just because it doesn't have a perc or a pre cooler, etc. It's a good bong.

Or even better, get a DBV or an iolite. You're lucky it didn't come broken in the box, I've read many replies and topics describing the struggles of getting their money back from third party companies, efforts which go in vain 90% of the time.

That's another good thing about Bongin.com. They refund anything that is broken during shipping. Mine was fine when it got here, and it was very well packaged.

Next time don't be such a sarcastic asshole when we give you sound advice. Don't blow your money on shitty glass.

Pyrex glass. It's not shitty.

Just because a bong isn't super fancy and doesn't fit your needs, does not mean it''s shit.

At 5/31/11 06:43 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote:

At 5/31/11 06:40 PM, HeavyMetalGuy wrote:

At 5/31/11 05:56 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote:

At 5/31/11 01:58 PM, Sneak-a-Toke wrote: So..what exactly did you pay 180 for? No percs. No diffies. No brand name.

That's EXACTLY what I was saying. That's a crazy price for something with no percs or anything of the like. But, to each their own.

It gets you high all the same.

I guess. But I would feel much more comfortable spending an extra hundred dollars if it was spent on something with percolation/diffusion, seeing as they actually increase the effectiveness of the bong rather than make it look neat.

It's my first bong. I wanted something unique, and that's what I got. What wrong with that? And as I stated a few pages back; I have money to blow, so it's no big deal at all. I got a nice looking bong, and it hits pretty damn good. I was going to order a percolator next anyway.

At 5/31/11 05:56 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote:

At 5/31/11 01:58 PM, Sneak-a-Toke wrote: So..what exactly did you pay 180 for? No percs. No diffies. No brand name.

That's EXACTLY what I was saying. That's a crazy price for something with no percs or anything of the like. But, to each their own.

It gets you high all the same.

At 5/31/11 01:58 PM, Sneak-a-Toke wrote:

At 5/27/11 05:34 PM, HeavyMetalGuy wrote: Yup. 176$, and worth every penny. Bongin.com is quality shit.

So..what exactly did you pay 180 for? No percs. No diffies. No brand name.
All it has is an ice catcher and a decent glass design.

Yeah, it's just a fancy hand blown custom piece. It doesn't need all the extra shit. It's a good bong, and I'm happy with it.

At 5/31/11 12:56 AM, verycoolguy wrote: Oh look I'm a moderator posting a spam thread. It's funny.

Mods make everything funny. Just suck their dicks more.

This Thread

At 5/30/11 09:22 PM, klik wrote: Just kill myself now.

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Oh god.

At 5/29/11 07:02 PM, RightWingGamer wrote: LOL, I haz an opinion, ain't that just so silly?

But my opinion is fact.

Relevant.

At 5/29/11 06:03 PM, RightWingGamer wrote: Modern Warfare 2 is a good game.

"LOL, he thinks MW2 is a good and balanced game!"

At 5/28/11 12:07 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote:

At 5/27/11 04:46 PM, HeavyMetalGuy wrote: Today is a good day. My package has arrived.

The bowl on that is ridiculous. What's that thing that looks like a glass cap?

It's not really that large. The inside is a normal sized bowl. It only looks big on the outside. Regardless, it's bad ass.

Come at me bro.

I smell a sex change.

At 5/27/11 09:21 PM, Jakehinojo wrote: What is the video that was on Tosh.0 that had this old asian lady doing air punches in different backgrounds and making the same sound and same thing throughout the video?

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I love this pipe. Free with my order.

At 5/27/11 06:22 PM, Canas wrote: clean yo kitchen

;)

Yeah, it's kinda messy. I'll get around to it.

probably.

At 5/27/11 05:17 PM, Addict wrote:

At 5/27/11 05:04 PM, HeavyMetalGuy wrote:

At 5/27/11 04:52 PM, Vociferousmime wrote: i wish my bongs came pre-packed like that

lolwut. It's not prepacked. It's all fresh and clean. Also, the pipe that came with it is pretty legit too.

Pretty awesome bong, man.

Yup. 176$, and worth every penny. Bongin.com is quality shit.

At 5/27/11 04:52 PM, Vociferousmime wrote: i wish my bongs came pre-packed like that

lolwut. It's not prepacked. It's all fresh and clean. Also, the pipe that came with it is pretty legit too.