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At 6/5/10 01:47 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: You're a Womble!

... The hell?

Everybody tries to derail this thread. But because everybody tries to derail it in a different way, it stays on topic. To derail, it takes cooperation, people.

Well of course I think so. That's why I'm here...

At 5/31/10 08:17 PM, Mans0n wrote:

If he/she ever has puppies hit me up.

Your location is California. WeHaveFreshCookies' location is Glasgow, Scotland

That'd be a spendy puppy...

At 5/31/10 07:53 PM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: We should pre-occupy them with our cheese.

can I have some cheeeeseee?

Wow... That's a blast from the past...

Journey rocks. If something thinks listening to them makes you gay, then they have horrible taste in music and should probably jump off of something with substantial hight.

At 5/31/10 06:57 PM, Makeshift wrote: Name: Kitty.

... that's what I call my dog anyways ...

Kitty!

Well respect to him I suppose, for manning up. But it's a bit too late.

At 5/31/10 06:50 AM, Sonik-Team wrote: I heard this was open to men too?
I'm a little shy about the size, but I think they've got pretty good form *blush*

Ladies of NG, bow to your master.

At 5/31/10 06:22 PM, Gagsy wrote: First they kill our men, then they mate with our women.

Ooh la la

When you try to make it a science, it fails. Just talk. Be yourself.

Did you know my dick is bigger than yours?
Did you know that beer is gross and whiskey is amazing?

At 5/31/10 03:56 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 5/31/10 03:09 PM, Lucy wrote: Thats a very cute puppy, name her snowy.

It fits, and many agree. But it's too cliche. How about Cotton? Or Cloud? Or Downy? Hell, this is why I'm asking you guys. I'm not creative.

Cotton is meh. Cloud is kinda dumb sounding. Downy is... Well, maybe... I think snowy is just fine.

You sure have a lot of things that grind your fucking gears. Why don't you try grinding some different gears?

At 5/31/10 02:53 PM, rorypearce94 wrote: Can somebody explain american schooling systems to me?

In short, that's a pretty fucking good score...

I got 32, you smartass...

sob sob

Adorable! I love puppies! It's great that you got another good dog so soon after losing your first. I hope you have just as many good memories with this one. Name her Sprite, as long as you're naming your dog's after soda. The color works with the name, you see.

At 5/31/10 12:13 PM, REDSPADES wrote: Whats a hot topic?

I've seen a guy in a pink miniskirt and white tank top in a clothes store too, maybe its the same guy?
Also, my best story is about a guy i used to work with, long story short he got a blowjob from a catholic girl for a slice of pizza.

And it was the smallest slice.

She's either a slut or it must have been the double layer meat lover... You could get a Muslim lesbian to go down for one of those.

Newgrounds is actually like a big cookie.

If somebody could finish this Bruce Almighty quote, that would be sweet. Cuz I can't for the life of me remember...

No. But sometimes I wonder how it would taste to put peanut butter on mangos....

At 5/30/10 10:45 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Saw some people walk out of Hot Topic while some pop song was playing on the radio. They started dorking out, and pretended to melt.

w/e keeps them happy and not killing others is a good thing, I guess.

Some are obsessive and stupid. Some are whiny emo snots with their mommy. Some are grown men trying to be youthful. And some are just people that dress oddly.

At 5/30/10 10:35 PM, lit-on-fire wrote: Hot Topic sucks. I'll admit to going there, but just to buy band tee's.

Why'd you get a job THERE?

Hot Topic MOSTLY sucks. There's no better place in the area to find band t shirts for 15 bucks. But it's actually a pretty good place to work. It doesn't take long to move up the ladder and they pay is pretty good.

A prostitute!

Or you could be smart and save it...

Youtube sucks. Always has.

You didn't know this, but I work at a Hot Topic in my local mall. I've been there for close to a year now. But when you work at Hot Topic, you see some interesting things. Sometimes, the things you see give you nightmares, such as the older man that came in a few months ago wearing a miniskirt and tanktop. But sometimes, the things you see are just funny, such as the following story:

At work the other day, a REALLY preppy chick walked into my store in the mall, wearing a sweatpants with words on the ass and an American Eagle shirt. She was loudly smacking her gum and talking on her brand new iphone (also loudly). She bumps into a goth guy who comes in pretty much every week. He's actually really nice and knows us all by name. But when the prep yells at him to watch where he's going, he responds with a really frightening death glare and a slow reach into his coat.. Only then does she realize where she is. Her eyes go wide, her jaw drops, and she gasps a little. Then she tears out of there as fastas she could possibly move. I laughed and gave the guy an emplyee discoun, which he spent on a Slayer t-shirt.

The End

Do you have any stories from the places you work?

At 5/30/10 08:30 PM, ActualOccurences wrote: My penis is as big as the moon.

My penis is bigger than his.

At 5/30/10 09:20 PM, Ursiruss wrote:

At 5/30/10 08:48 PM, Dubbi wrote: Cellar door.

Oh that is the most cliche fucking thing ever. Do you even know who originally said that? Quickly without a google search!! QUICKLY!!!

It's where my Dad buys all his wine...

http://www.thecellardoor.com/

I play the bass and I'm pretty good. I'm not a pro, but not an amateur either.

He's the cutest prepubescent lesbian EVER!

At 5/30/10 09:21 PM, naojason wrote: I learned during school that Muslims are terrorists.

There is definitely a problem with philosophy within the public school system.

Not only that, but schools teach kids with bias. They don't present all sides of an issue, but only present the evidence for the side they want the kids to agree with.

Much respect to our soldiers, sure. I appreciate what our fallen men and women have done for us. But the best part about tomorrow is the drinking. Memorial day is when we can get absolutely shitfaced in the name of patriotism. God Bless America.

can I get an "AMEN"?!