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Well, I wanted to know if how people live their internet lives. To see if it is like mine or completely different. For sake of keeping things easy to remember. I am going to list a few sites, and I want you to put next to it, how often you go. The choices are Never, Accidentally, Sometimes, No choice, Bored, Often, Alot, Obssesed.

Here's mine:

newgrounds.com Often-Alot
youtube.com Bored-Often
myspace.com Never-Accidentally
fanfiction.net, mediaminer.org, ficwad.com etc. Obsessed
wikipedia.com Bored
google.com No choice
deviantart.com Sometimes-Bored
veoh.com Often-Alot
download.com Sometimes
neopets.com Sometimes-No choice (little cousin)
ultimate-guitar.com or any music tab site Often
Any Site That You Go to Watch Anime or Read Manga Alot-Obsessed
Porn sites (includes pay, free, furry, hentai, game, etc.) No choice-Often

I could add more, but then you'd lose interest lolz. Take your time. Just want to see how you guys live your lives.

Sup newgrounds, I suddenly had an urge to see an old adult flash from the past. Only I can't remember the name and can't find it. Can anyone help me? All i remember is that there was a redhead (at least I think she was), and it started raining so she got wet. Then a stranger told her to come into her car. Then he basically shoved his thermometer (his dick) into her to take her temperature. I have no idea why I want to see this flash so much. But I think it was to reminesce. It was kinda funny in a way. Anyway tell me if you find out. Thanks.

I heard some people use banana peels, kinda disgusting, but sounds interesting. I won't try it cuz then people will have a reason for calling me a fruit. I can imagine it now. Fruit Fucker. Fruity.

Well, at least he will get a full page in the year book.

You never really think about these kind of things until you hear it from someone else. When you think about it and how it would affect you once its gone, you get even more worked up about it. I am very stressed right now! No honey, means no syrup on my pancakes! No! Save The Bees!

Hello everybody to whom it may concern,
I have come finally after my very long sojourn,
I have traveled far and wide and across the great and distant lands
to a place known only to few as the Grammer Land
Its fun, I jest not I would not lead you astray
I would never mislead you or anyone into thinking these claims I make are fake
so please chum up old bud, and my good friends
as we travel together to the place where language comes into play
many people have sought after its treasures
while others have just given up
but slow and steady wins the race my good sirs
or have you all forgotten you lessons?
please I pray that you all are prepared to see what you have never seen
and then only then will you ever believe in this tale of magic and mystery
First we must pass through the chocolatey hills that slow us on our way
then once that travesty is overcome we face round two on the same day
we must leap quickly through the branches of the graham cracker forest
then once we have passed must quietly scurry through the sewers of the chocolate cake
be-careful not to slip on the icing it wont be as sweet as you think
and do not touch the flowers that adorn the path, for they are misleading
now at last we have come we have made it
to the place where only few have came
and now i must leave because you did not
pay for the rest of the way. MUAHAHAHAHAHA.
-Yeah, I love writing poetry even if it makes no sense, to me poetry has to rhyme or its not poetry.

Lol, i made this forum up about 4 weeks or so ago. You can check that 1 out, but um, yeah i am a big ass big time procrastinater. I actually do what you do, and yeah that shit is a problem you gotta fix. And i know you prolly dont wanna do shit, but you know you really aint got no choice lol. I am dedicated to what i am going to do, as soon as im done with highschool ima go into the army (special forces weapons sergeant) if i ever get that good, because then ill have discipline, good eating habits, and i could be one helluva kikass cop when i retire.

Hi, I deal with stress all the time. Scientists and doctors say that if you have alot of stress you tend to forget things and obviously its unhealthy. This is why I made a forum about stress. This forum is for people who have ideas and techniques that have actually worked . This is to help everyone so yeah, tell us how you defeat stress.

Sup everyone, with all the new slang and acronyms out there in the world today, its getting harder and harder for normal people to understand, just what the fack you guys are talking about. Stop makin up new shet and just god damn talk or type normally. But seeing as to how that is never going to work, at least help us out and tell us all of the slang and acronyms you guys are using today. Philipino slang counts, brazilian not welcome, computer slang accepted.

yep, i tried it on my bro, shaved his head in his sleep then slipped him a 20 in his hands, when he woke up he was pretty pissed(wouldn't you be?). he was like wtf why didn't u ask? i said stop ur botchin and just get the damn tattoo you've been botchin for the past 13 days cuz all ur friends have them except you, he got some kinda gingerbread dude with snakes through the eyes and flames butin about 2 months the hair covered him so he keeps his head shaved to show everyone the little dude.

Oh man, I just saw TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the movie, and I gotta tell you, it rocked! I seriously thought it would suck my left nut. I mean i liked the super nintendo video game and the very old show. But it just couldn't compete against all of the new things coming out. I mean come on, 4 turtles with painter names, they got mutated, learn ninja stuff, and have a rat as their teacher and father? C'mon man it sounds retarded but damn! Beautiful animation. You have to love art to appreciate the obviously huge amount of time something like that did. The fight scenes were intense as well. I watched 300 and i gotta tell youm compared to TMNT, 300 is a piece of shit. its so overdramatic its funny. sex scenes were retarded and made the movie worse. one of the most historically incorrect movie of all time. only the fight scenes were good to an extent. in short, 300 can shove a watermelon up its ass if it thinks it can compete against TMNT. Same for everyone else who thinks TMNT is not better than 300.

Its rhyme time
with your favorite guy
the man of the hour
on HBO's Time
The one who will save all of us
even if you dont want
to live and rather'd die
he wont care
he'll still try
to save you from your misery
no matter how bleak it is
cuz my head is above the clouds
and it gives me superman vision
to spot the evil, trouble, or crime
thats way too far for your normal eyes
to see their pain, torment, and strife,
don't worry, dont fear
its its SuperRhyme[thats me :) ]

Hey, yea I wanted to know if anyone knew the music that pilot doofy uses in his NG rules and ranks hand book. if you know please tell me, I really want to know what the number one song is, number 2 and 3 don't really matter. Thanks.

I'm glad that your not a girl.

Lol Quagmire: It goes on and on and on and on and giggity giggity-gig-gig-giggity.

Special Move: Teabag
Cum on top of the girl's hair.

This topic blows Mrs. Butterworth's cock!

Eat alot of chocolate-has some chemicals in it that makes you feel good about yourself.
Get a girlfriend to stop the jerking off and eventually your lust will decrease alot. (unless your GF is a slut)
And get good grades, your parents will complement you so that will make you feel good.
If none of this is remotely possible, be my slave and work for me so i don't need to lift another finger ever again.

Beacause i'm here.

Dead diary, Jackpot. XD

Thanks guys, yea it is tron. only which version i'm not sure. But its definetly not the java version!

Nope, its not tron. Its totally different. Its the same rules. But its like a driving game, only your not in the in-car view mode, you see your vehicle if you know what i mean?and its 3-d.

Okay, there is this game i played a long time ago. As in like at least 4 years ago. Basically, it was like you were moving really fast in a thing(car/motorcycle) and there would be this colored trail that you leave, and you are against an opponent. If you or he crashes into a wall or the trail they/you lose. I am certain that the game was not a birds eye view game. I think i played it at addictinggames.com but I haven't found it help please!

Some of the best quotes I can remember from memory.

Peter: Don't worry Chris. Sometimes it's good not to fit in. (Flashback to Veitnam)
Peter (dressed in a clown suit): You guys are stupid. Their gonna be looking for army people.

Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!

Peter - I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life.
Guy - OH MY GOD!
Peter - No no no, I'm just kiddin. She's dead.

Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.

(Peter has to come up with a fake name on the spot, so he looks around the room to get inspiration)
Peter Griffin: Uh... my name is...(he sees a pea)
Peter Griffin: Pea...
(he sees a woman crying)
Peter Griffin: ... tear...
(he sees a Griffin fly by)
Peter Griffin: ... Griffin. Peter Griffin

Lois: So doctor, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: My goodness, you'll be dead within a month.
Peter: What?
Doctor (revealing comic he was reading): Oh, Hagar the Horrible, if you keep up that lifestyle of pillaging and eating giant turkey legs, you'll be dead within a month. Now, onto you.
Peter: So, what do you think? Pretty healthy, eh?
Doctor: Well, Mr. Griffin, let's take a look at your physical results. Argh! There's a spider in here. Now, here we go. Mr Griffin, you're going to expire in a month.
Peter/Lois: Argh!
Doctor: This is your driver's licence, isn't it? Now, unfortunately, I'm afraid you're going to die...
Peter: Argh!
Doctor: ...when you watch these Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts.
Lois: Will you just tell us how Peter's health is?!
Doctor: Ah, Mr. Griffin, I'm not quite sure how to say this. Kim Bassinger? Bass singer? Bassinger? But now, onto the cancer.
Lois: Oh my goodness!
Doctor: You are a Cancer, right? You were born in July? Now onto these test results. My, they're much worse than I thought.
Peter/Lois: Oh!
Doctor: My son got a D minus on his history test. Now Mr Griffin, that liver's got to come out.
Lois: What?!
Doctor: It's been in the microwave for three minutes, it'll get dry. Now-
Lois: Please, please, we can't take any more schtick.. Please just tell us, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: Oh, yeah, he's fine, he's just really fat.

Peter- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass.

Lois: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...
Peter: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Brian: Peter those aren't your kids, that's the Nick-at-Night lineup.
Peter: Blanka, Zangeif, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
Brian: That's Street Fighter.
Peter: Red, blue, green...
Brian: Those are colors.

Peter (In Asiatown): Oh my God it's Jackie Chan! (Asian guy walks away)
Peter (to next Asian guy): Oh my God it's Jackie Chan! (Asian guy again walks away)
Peter (to another Asian guy): Oh my God it's Jackie Chan!
Jackie Chan: Great to see I have a fan! Oh my God it's Ethan Hawk!
Peter: No I'm not.
Jackie Chan to Chris: Oh my God it's Ethan Hawk!
Chris: Nope.
Jackie Chan to Meg: Oh my God it's Malcom in Middle!
Meg: Im not a boy!
Jackie Chan: Yes you are.

Peter: It's a beautiful baby girl!
Carol: Oh, a girl! I'm so happy!
Peter: But it has a penis. (Picks up scalpel.) I'll take care of that.
Lois: Peter, No!

Peter (to Meg): Remember that pony you wanted when you were 6? Well I've been waitin for a time like this.
(opens closet door and a skeleton of a pony is there)
Peter: Oh, oh god, that's right ponies, ponies like food.

Brian: Hey, do you hear that?
Peter: What?
Brian: Sounds like someone's screaming.
Peter: What? What is it boy? What are you trying to say?
Brian: It sounds like Loretta is screaming.
Peter: Trouble at the old mill?
Brian: What are you insane?
Peter: Somebody fall through the ice?
Brian: It's summer.
Peter: Bobcat?
Brian: RURURURURURU!!!
Peter: Loretta's in trouble?! Come on boy!

Peter: I've got an idea--an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about.

There is alot more, but I think you get the idea.

I've heard that in areas such as Sweden and Greece, they use goat milk instead of cow milk. Does goat milk taste good? I'm scared it will taste like crap and ruin my life forever.

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
~Glen Quagmire, the hero I will never be~

Anyone remember this?

I am not saying XD, I am using it as a verbal expression with which I may be able to convey the intensity of my momentary happiness into a commonly and widely accepted symbol.

I love Quagmire. He is my freakin hero.
"You must be a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you." XD

You must never have had ice cream. Or good ice cream at least.