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Response to: Everyone dies. The end. Posted February 1st, 2009 in General

I watched the last 20 minutes of the Dead Set finale and everyone died. Good times.

Response to: I can disprove any specific god! Posted January 31st, 2009 in General

Batman acknowledges god, therefore he exists.

I can disprove any specific god!

Response to: How to invite your entire school... Posted January 30th, 2009 in General

At 1/30/09 05:26 PM, Rehcsleoh wrote:
At 1/30/09 05:25 PM, RKThrilla wrote: Make an event on facebook, THEY'RE BOUND TO COME
We thought of that.

you misunderstand, what we are doing is NOT ALLOWED aka illegal aka we could get arrested.

OH HAY GIUYZ LETS MAKE A FB EVENT

Its going to be near impossible to invite the whole school and not have a teacher hear about it.

Have a house party instead
Response to: I've got a physics test tomorrow... Posted January 28th, 2009 in General

I get this whenever there is a Chemistry test. I know fuck all about the topic but half the questions are just common sense.

Anyway, if you do shit just say you will try harder next time: YOU CAN'T DO BETTER THAN YOUR BEST BUDDY!

Response to: I Hate Snowmen Posted January 28th, 2009 in General

Cold hearted bastads.

I wish it would snow here more often. On the rare occasion that it does snow in Southern England it seems to snow around where I live but not in my actual area. Fucking hackers.

Response to: Is that a tasty pigeon, Mr Falcon? Posted January 25th, 2009 in General

Yeah! Fuck that shit! YEAH!

YEAAAH!
Response to: I'm fat and I'm proud Posted January 18th, 2009 in General

It's not fat. It's potential muscle.

Response to: My Wife Has Given Birth To Twins! Posted January 16th, 2009 in General

You signed up to newgrounds the day after your kids were born?

MERRRR
Response to: The Punch That Is Gonna Cause Hell Posted December 26th, 2008 in General

People hit each other all the time. If the victim doesn't report it its their problem.

Response to: Sound Problem on my 360! Posted December 25th, 2008 in General

Its possible that the yellow cable is in the white socket in the back of the TV and vica versa.

Response to: Sex is like math... Posted December 22nd, 2008 in General

But I suck at maths.

Response to: gettin me some indie music Posted December 21st, 2008 in General

UB40 are a great indie band.

Response to: Send Tilia Tequila to Iraq. Posted December 19th, 2008 in General

Baghdad is now top.

Response to: we need a music thread Posted December 18th, 2008 in General

Jay-Z at Glastonbury? No fucking way!

Noelgay
Response to: Man I just had this intense Dream Posted December 13th, 2008 in General

You remembered all of that from a dream?

INTENSE!
Response to: Is Anyone Else Sick? Posted December 11th, 2008 in General

I'm not, but loads of people round here have been. Parts of the hospital also had to close because the virus was in there too.

Response to: Parents getting divorced. Posted December 9th, 2008 in General

If your Mums leaving your Dad, shouldn't she leave the house? Unless she bought it before your Dad came along.

Anyway, that sucks. My parents have been divorced since I was 4 or 5.

Response to: Foreskin Posted December 8th, 2008 in General

At 12/3/08 08:13 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote: It's still forcibly done today, without any anesthetic even.

That's just nasty. I find that worse that all the prolapsed assholes etc I've seen on the net.

Response to: Date cancelled and I'm the bad guy Posted December 8th, 2008 in General

Ask a girl you like if she wants to go because your friend cancelled and you have to find someone else. It will still make it sort of worth it, although you probably wouldn't usually spend 460 dollars on a first date.

Also, she is being selfish and self centered. You have been generous and kind. It's no wonder no-one wanted to do anything for her birthday...

Response to: Chaos in Greece... Posted December 8th, 2008 in General

Sounds less like the protesting of people pissed off with the fact the teenager got shot, but more anti-consevative using it as a excuse to undermine their authority even more and make them look bad.

To protest a kids death you wouldn't go round burning down buildings; thats just gunna cause more death.

Response to: Can't Decide A Shirt Color Posted December 7th, 2008 in General

A yellow one wouldn't look alright. How bright a yellow were you thinking?

I would personally probably choose a dark blue shirt, but I generally tend to wear darker colours, and different people suit different colours better. Whatever you choose, as long as it doesn't look to bad people probably won't notice very much.

Response to: Wallace and Gromit Posted December 7th, 2008 in General

At 12/7/08 03:47 PM, PickleNoise wrote: isn't that that show for gay people?

What the hell are you on about?

Wallace is a alpha male. He is a symbol of all that man stands for. Strength, courage and loyalty. Without these attirbutes he would never of been able to catch the pengiun robber, or escape from those trousers. Could you ever trapped a penguin disguised as a chicken in a bottle? No. He feeds on nothing but crackers, cheese and queers, and is twice the man you will ever be.

WALLACE IS GOD

Response to: I married Skweeds! Posted December 5th, 2008 in General

She's cheating on you with Joe!

Response to: Attn: 13-17 year old users Posted December 3rd, 2008 in General

What can I say? I live life on the edge.

Response to: The good old times? Posted December 3rd, 2008 in General

I played Risk with some friends the other a while ago when there was nothing else going on. It was alright, but I think most of us would rather have gone to the cinema or something...

What were the two people arguing about anyway?

Response to: Photoshop Father Jack Posted November 30th, 2008 in General

DRINK!

I will do one tommorow if the thread is still alive.
Response to: My hamster died today :( Posted November 30th, 2008 in General

Syrian hamsters make fine pets.

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Response to: Trends you just never 'got'? Posted November 28th, 2008 in General

At 11/28/08 02:44 AM, Rebbay wrote: Scoobies. The fuck?

Whoa, what happened to those? I'd completely forgotten about them...

Response to: Start rumors about Hitler Posted November 26th, 2008 in General

Hitler touched kids.

Response to: 1st thing that amazed internet wise Posted November 26th, 2008 in General

Rotten

I'd never seen anything like it.