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I love how Piers Morgan just squints in disdain when she shakes her hips.

But she can really sing well. It's good that she can get properly noticed on a show like this - on The X-Factor she would just be looked over because she isn't good looking enough, but she seems to be a genuinely nice person.

I swear they just amplified her Britishness - 'What a load of Tosh' and the background music made her seem like monachy.

To any of you still unclear, they broke up and I'm being forced to pick a side.

Oh right, I thought you meant they were going out and you were just jelous of them both.

Are you being challenged to pick a side or do you feel that you need to? If it was me I would just keep playing both sides and if either told me to end contact with the other I would simply tell them no. What is happening is between them, there is no need for it to affect you.

Time is golden, but gold is not time.

; HA!

Watch out, he'll burn you with his lighter!

Theres always loads of singing sensations. There was a boy who could sing like a whale and a 6 year old who could sing 'Somewhere Over The Rainbow'.

I can't stand the format of those shows:
- Oh no, no-one is getting through!
- Judges complain
- Really good person
- Really bad person
- Person with emotional backstory

So what are we meant to say?

That sucks?

Two hours? Your Authodontist sucks - mine took about 30 minutes to get on.

It's well worth it, my teeth are mostly straight now - only 3 more months.

At 4/15/09 07:34 PM, WATCHurFLAG wrote: Those drinks never work. Spend the money on something good, like fruit juice, or milk.

Energy drinks work for me. For work experience me and a friend worked at a supermarket lifting crates of vegetables and fruit all day. Began to drink cups of energy drinks before each shift and after the first few days it was hard to get through a shift without drinking one beforehand.

Bad times.

The US has a history of overkill when we get fucked with. That mixed with the fact that we have one of the worlds most powerful navys equals bad news for anybody that wants to come after our ships.

Yes, your navy is second only to the British!

Oh wait, now we suck ass.

At 4/15/09 06:48 PM, masterchef56 wrote: What the flying fuck? Who in the hell would actually spend money to get that dog. I don't care if animals are ugly, but seriously. That's over the top.

Give the little guy a break! It's not easy to maintain your appearance when your blind.

Wassup mayne.

Photoshop much?

This is plain stupid - I'm sure the money spent on this technology would be far better invested somewhere else. Who is genuinely bothered about tags on a wall?

At 2/26/09 08:32 PM, Gagsy wrote: Fucking stick insect that is Peter Crouch.

I love Crouchy, but that picture is plain retarded.

Pico sucks the cock, as does this thread.

The knife looks like a semi erect penis.

At 4/5/09 06:15 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote:

At 4/5/09 05:44 PM, dobo69 wrote: state of the art i see

Exactly

That guy is having trouble finding the USB port?

You look like a rapist, Billy Mays looks like a paedo.

YES?

I just burn with itunes and it works fine for me. Create a playlist, insert a disc and then burn the playlist to disk.

Just remember, don't give any to Michael Moore!

A hawk, because they can fly and are badass.

Only 2 of my teachers have got pregnant in the last 2 years. One of them told us she didn't really want the baby, but she was against abortion - I'll have to find the kid when he is 13 and tell him the harsh truth.

It should be the UK because our country is so much smaller, but when you have leaders like us...

Big burly snow gritting men?

I bet they were a bit unsatisfied with it being so cold and all.

Sex Ed teachers earn that much? Now I know which career path I'm taking.

also, did you guises know that the word "dick" comes from way back, from the ancient greece? it's just a form of the now completley forgotten word "dikkus".

Bigus Dickus?

At 2/5/09 06:16 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: (I forgot the author) - Sabotage

Beastie boys?

The Reason - Hoobastank
Futures - Jimmy Eat World
Hidden - Daniel Licht (Dexter Soundtrack)

God.

OH SNAP!

But don't worry, its got Health ice cream and Health bar pieces.

At 2/1/09 09:34 AM, YOUBLACKDEVIL wrote: justice

No. No. NO.

I hope that was sarcasm because I can't stand that band.

It's not fat - it's potential muscle.

Seriously though, I ask myself the same question. However, i'm skinny and I guess big people don't loose weight for the same reason I don't start working out - Because they can't be assed.