Be a Supporter!
Response to: 16-year-old No Panties Yearbook Pic Posted May 19th, 2009 in General

I think someone made a post on this already.

I'd guess that this kind of thing happens quite often, but the media doesn't usually bother following it because...no one cares. It's not like she's fully naked or anything. And why the girl was stupid to not wear pants and then site like that.

Response to: Nationwide Manhunt! Posted May 19th, 2009 in General

At 5/19/09 09:13 AM, Me-Patch wrote:
At 5/18/09 04:26 PM, TSstudios wrote: I FOUND HIM! he's in New York.
Joe Pesci?

Looks more like Tony Robinson.

Response to: Thats weird.. Posted May 19th, 2009 in General

It's part of her new, non-insane image. Britney is now everybodys friend.

Thats weird..

Response to: School boycotting Pepsi products... Posted May 19th, 2009 in General

In the UK fucking Jamie Oliver destroyed school canteens. At my school chips are no longer served. Everything else is just random pasta dishes. They only sell pure juice drinks which are horribly overpriced, and there a no cookies or cakes anymore.

Before his campaign you could get chips daily, cheap drinks and cookies!

Everyone just goes to the chip shop 10 minutes away now instead.
Response to: Nationwide Manhunt! Posted May 19th, 2009 in General

At 5/19/09 07:41 AM, elace wrote: DICCCCCKKKKKKKK NNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEECCCCCKKKKKK

says he fired a gun in a house ????

and he is considered dangerous ???? in the usa you have to open fire on a police car with an m4 carbine assault rifle to be considered aggressive.

Shup man! In London people get STABBED!

Shiiiiiiiit!
Response to: Germany after WWI... Posted May 19th, 2009 in General

They voted hilter into power. So that was their own choice it was not just hilter. If you vote someone into power and they get you fucked up your own fault

He wasn't voted in - he used a loophole in the Weimars democratic system to gain supreme power. The Nazis never even got a majority vote in the fair elections.

Response to: Nationwide Manhunt! Posted May 19th, 2009 in General

At 5/18/09 04:21 PM, Helogale wrote: It's a good thing the US doesn't have any convicts.

Oh wait...

Well you may have one or two, but none of them are anywhere near as dangerous as The Hawkster.

Nationwide Manhunt! Posted May 18th, 2009 in General

Right here in the UK there is a dangerous convict on the loose! Brian Martin was serving 10 years for firing a gun in a house in Fife in a dispute over a car.

Link

The inmate, who is about 6ft 4in tall, clean-shaven with brown eyes and a bald head, is known to have friends and family in the Fife area.

If you see this man contact the authorities immediately. Until this man is found NO-ONE IS SAFE!

Oh and his nickname is 'The Hawk'. BADASS!

Nationwide Manhunt!

Response to: Twin babies have different dads! Posted May 18th, 2009 in General

At 5/18/09 01:09 PM, Jercurpac wrote: "Out of all people in America and of all people in the world, it had to happen to me. I'm very shocked."

What a stupid fucking statement. This isn't the same thing as finding out you have a congenital disease that will debilitate you for the rest of your life or suffering a freak accident that paralyzes you. This is entirely your own fault for not being able to close up shop for any man with at least half a stiffy and a complete lack of contraception.

And also:

Mia Washington decided to get some expert advice when she and her partner noticed that twins Justin and Jordan had different facial features.

Twins are not always identical, and nowhere in the article does it state that they are identical twins. Parents sound like fucktards.

Response to: Surviving Highschool Posted May 17th, 2009 in General

It.. destroyed me. And I'm not at school anymore since March, all I can do now is "be destroyed", isn't that funny. It took everything from me, feeling, emotion, the will to life, happiness, everything.

Well then you are a seriously weak minded individual.

Response to: Recommend Me a Comedian Posted May 16th, 2009 in General

Russell Kane. This routine was the funniest I had seen in ages, but you might not understand much of it if you don't live in Britain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqLLQISxT _M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1dqFh3cD _M&feature=related

Response to: I caught a thief today... Posted May 16th, 2009 in General

When I did work experience at Sainsburys a hobo came in a snatched an old ladys purse. He made a break for it and escaped the store, only to get taken down by the two hench security guards.

Stay in school kids!
Response to: A question from a grammar Nazi Posted May 11th, 2009 in General

At 5/11/09 03:38 PM, Kuro wrote:
At 5/11/09 03:37 PM, HandsomePete wrote: You see the movie Idiocracy as prophecy? It could be.

yu talks lyk a fag! hurrrr!

But yeah, that could happen eventually. I don't see why we don't swap our water supplies for gatorade right now. (Its got electrolytes)

Response to: Cannot switch to contact lenses! Posted May 11th, 2009 in General

Not really. When I got my lenses after about 5 years of glasses I didn't have that problem - I loved not having to wear my glasses. Better vision and rain was no longer the most annoying thing on earth.

And as you say, you get used to the slight burning sensation. It settled down after about 10 minutes for me when I first started wearing them, and after about a week I was completely used to them and could easily put them in and take them out. I have the soft ones.

Do you have gas permeable or soft ones?

Response to: Lost has got me lost Posted May 11th, 2009 in General

At 5/11/09 04:14 PM, Kwing wrote: Lost is the most retarded show ever. It's just a maelstrom of pandemonium, people running around yelling at each other, and a bunch of bullcrap that makes no sense.

I like it because it can take such unexpected twists, and also because there are constant references to previous episodes, some which span back to the first season. Also now, since the start of season 4, a lot more questions are being answered than before and the doses of death are much more generous.

Its not really that confusing if you have seen all the episodes and have a good memory.

Response to: Saw dad with his meat inside my GF! Posted May 11th, 2009 in General

Until this thread i'd never fully appreciated just how many people only read the first couple of posts.

But you know whats better than a GF? A HUG.

Response to: Saw dad with his meat inside my GF! Posted May 11th, 2009 in General

At 5/11/09 04:17 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Might start getting my banstick wet.

Wet like the delicious, mouthwatering juices on Sun-Wukong's Dad's meat? It makes me hungry just thinking about it.

Mmm.

I thought the post sounded a little retarded, but once I saw the picture everything made perfect sense. Made me chuckle.

Response to: My sister physically abuses me... Posted May 9th, 2009 in General

If your 8 year old sister can ebat you up, you obviously haven't hit puberty yet.

Response to: What The Shit China? Nsfw! Posted May 2nd, 2009 in General

The picture of all her body parts sliced up reminded me of the first season of Dexter.

Response to: Phtotshoop Reagan with a Chainsaw Posted April 30th, 2009 in General

Swine flu? PAH!

Phtotshoop Reagan with a Chainsaw

Response to: Drug Preference? Posted April 29th, 2009 in General

Rohypnol fo'sho.

Response to: 3AM: The best time of day. Posted April 29th, 2009 in General

I was expecting to find a thread about Male sex drive being at its highest point at 3 AM.

Instead I get this faggotry about you finding your inner-self. Gay!

Response to: Nerd treasure hunt. Are you in? Posted April 28th, 2009 in General

The plunder on the internets be no good. I be off to Somalia.

Response to: Anything wrong with this pic Posted April 28th, 2009 in General

The 'Slave' reference might piss some people off, but don't take my word for it.

Response to: why not use good enlglish? Posted April 24th, 2009 in General

I used to because that was how my first msn contacts typed. I don't care what it's like as long as I can understand it.

Response to: Why The Fray fucking sucks Posted April 18th, 2009 in General

I'd willingly keep making crap music if it was making me millions already.

Response to: easy Guitar songs Posted April 17th, 2009 in General

Starlight - Muse

Response to: Holy Fucking Shit! Posted April 17th, 2009 in General

She must have a pretty small brain for the bullet to have missed. Then again, she is a woman - what brain functions does she need other than ones to allow her to cook, clean, make tea and have sex.

Lawl.
Response to: should i be afraid/angry? Posted April 17th, 2009 in General

Get comebacks. Win a bit of respect. If the people saying it to you have ever been embarrased in any way mock them about it. If you let people walk all over you they will keep doing it. If they know that it's affecting you badly and they still do it then they are cunts and you need new friends.

Response to: Texas Wants To Leave Usa = O Posted April 17th, 2009 in General

If the US really didn't want them leaving it could impose trade sanctions, and then Texas would be almost forced to rejoin the US or a lot of people would leave.

I personally believe that Texas should break away from the US and form a new communist state.