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Response to: What does the NGer look like? Posted September 18th, 2008 in General

Sorry, I don't have the original big version anymore. (It's a few months old)

What does the NGer look like?

Response to: I have ring worm. Posted September 16th, 2008 in General

So that's what my friend has had on his neck. I just assumed it was a hickey...

Response to: Cancer is everywhere... Posted September 16th, 2008 in General

Cancer in your semen, cancer in your hair.

Cancer's fucking everywhere.

Response to: Newgrounds, I'm having an issue... Posted September 16th, 2008 in General

No one dares fuck with you. You rule with an iron fist.

You ass!
Response to: 10 reasons I hate Apple Posted September 16th, 2008 in General

I CAN SHAKE MY IPOD TO CHANGE TRACK!

Therefore apple are awesome.

Response to: Making a Halo assault rifle!!! Posted September 11th, 2008 in General

The last guy to do this shot himself in the head.

Response to: Genetic Modification. Posted September 11th, 2008 in General

Have you seen that fat pig they made using Genetic modification? It has fat hanging over it's eyes and can't support it's own weight.

Response to: *Official 7th Annv. 9/11 Thread* Posted September 11th, 2008 in General

At 9/11/08 01:20 PM, Razius wrote: People really need to stop BAWWWWWing over 9/11. So a few retarded terrorists crashed a plane into some towers, sure it was sad at the time but everyone really needs to get the fuck over it.

Exactly. It's sad people died and that the event ruined other peoples lives. It was the biggest attack on American soil, but compared to the rest of the world it's nothing. People don't seem to care much for the other shit that goes on elsewhere.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casualties_
of_the_conflict_in_Iraq_since_2003

Look at wiki. The biggest casualty survey of the Iraq war is over 1 million, (Iraqi's) and that was only up till August 2007. Most of those probably weren't soldiers, however many are its bound to be way more than 3000. None of you people going on about how terrible 9/11 was seem to care about these people dying as much, even though far more died.

Response to: Wonkiest pic of yourself Posted September 11th, 2008 in General

At 9/11/08 12:53 PM, NetWar wrote: Little concert in front of school today. Perfect time for a cigar.

That's not wonky! Stop being so vain.

Response to: *Official 7th Annv. 9/11 Thread* Posted September 11th, 2008 in General

Any soldier going into war is aware that they have a death wish. War is war. People who fight in wars are aware.

Once again, "move on". It's so easy for you to say not having first-hand experience.

Nope, about 2 thirds of them were civilians who were executed for being 'sub-human' and most of the soldiers were brought in with conscription and had no choice.

Response to: *Official 7th Annv. 9/11 Thread* Posted September 11th, 2008 in General

No one remembers the 26.6 million Russian who died in WW2.

Move on, it was only 3000 people. It sounds bad but worse things occur.

Response to: New iPod range, wtf? Posted September 10th, 2008 in General

My old 2gb nano is nowhere near enough as I have nearly 1200 songs now. Ipod is the easiest option so...

Response to: Congratulations UltraBear Posted September 10th, 2008 in General

I hear bears have big dicks. Is this true?

Response to: New iPod range, wtf? Posted September 10th, 2008 in General

I'm getting one because I was just about to buy a new one anyway as my old 2gb nano sucks balls.

Response to: before you buy World of Warcraft! Posted September 9th, 2008 in General

'Before you buy World of Warcraft'

Remember it's a waste of time and money.

Response to: My 15yr bother just started drinkin Posted September 9th, 2008 in General

At 9/9/08 01:14 PM, Shreddy wrote:
At 9/9/08 02:09 AM, ThadsPark wrote: you could get him into weed, it's nowhere near as bad for you as drinking can be.
my god your an idiot

Key word: Can be.

Heavy drinking is way worse than a bit of weed. (Key word: A bit)

Response to: My 15yr bother just started drinkin Posted September 9th, 2008 in General

Drinking at 15 isn't unusual at all around here. As long as he isn't getting totally fucked off his face and getting into trouble it's no big deal.

Response to: suicide with level Icon. Posted September 8th, 2008 in General

Fist myself up the ass so hard that I turn my organs to a sticky pulp. I then proceed to shit them out all over the walls and ceiling and watch them run down into a shag carpet.

Then I die.

Response to: The plus sides to doomsday this wed Posted September 8th, 2008 in General

Humanity can take gratitude from the fact that if we go down, Garry Glitter goes down.

DO YOU WANNA BE IN MY GANG?
Response to: Maybe creationism should be taugh Posted September 8th, 2008 in General

Jesus is dead. We won.

They just keep on fighting.
Response to: Is this person hot? Posted September 8th, 2008 in General

At 9/8/08 04:28 PM, TehChahlesh wrote: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder you shallow twat.

Beaty is in the eye of the beer-holder.

Response to: Proudest thing you were born with? Posted September 8th, 2008 in General

I have nothing especially unique. I'm just the average joe who gets on with everyone...

Response to: Name my ukulele Posted September 8th, 2008 in General

Kamaka in memory of Israel Kamakawiwo.

I have no decent ideas. Give us a idea of what you want, eg something short and snappy or something long and elegant.

Response to: Halo Kid Is Dead. Posted September 8th, 2008 in General

The first shot he fired was into his head. Thats not Halo at all!

RARARA!
Response to: The Black Hole crisis is over...? Posted September 8th, 2008 in General

We need to experiment to progress. It's likely to lead to our deaths some day, but if we didn't progress we would be just like other animals and we wouldn't be thinking this in the first place.

Response to: 2012: srsly guys, why??? Posted September 8th, 2008 in General

At 9/8/08 03:42 PM, Otto wrote: The Maiyans, supposedly better astrologers predicted it and 12 other events that actually happend.

What are these other 12 events? I've never heard of them.

Not challenging you, just curious.
Response to: mercenaries 2 favorite char saying Posted September 7th, 2008 in General

Just go on the official site, then the downloads section and it's there. Right click and save as.

Response to: 4 words you'd least like to hear? Posted September 7th, 2008 in General

You've got the Scrot-Rot.

Response to: mercenaries 2 favorite char saying Posted September 7th, 2008 in General

I haven't got it. I do have the theme tune on my ipod though, and its awesome!

Response to: If you were in a band... Posted September 7th, 2008 in General

Jazz/Rock. Kinda like edgy Jazz I guess...