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At 4/27/10 09:15 PM, Daimonas wrote:

At 4/27/10 09:13 PM, hateyou1 wrote: lol u misspelled takes

Really?

How about a meme that doesn't involve star trek?

lol u misspelled takes

At 4/27/10 08:56 PM, dx5231 wrote: I thought it would be an interesting thread, but then I realized you stole this from Two and a Half man. The "Squab" part made me realize that.

You're not funny at all.

What the hell are you talking about? It happened!

Oh btw grandma doesn't want me in her house anymore.

At 4/27/10 08:43 PM, adio0205 wrote:

At 4/27/10 08:38 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Misleading title.

Yeah. I was disappointed.

What the hell were you expecting?

I think I had the best day evr. Anyways, I went to my grandma's house. She made me try sushi. I hate sushi, but I told her I never tried it, so she asked how would I not like it if I never tried it. I kept on telling her that I didn't want it, but she made me. I hated it, so I spitted it out onto her carpet. She told me to stop spitting on the carpet, so I tried this green thingy on the plate. She told me it was wasabi and I got this flame like feeling in my mouth, so I grabbed her pillow and spit it out on it. Then she tried to take the pillow away from me while I was spitting, so I tried to grab it back, but then she kicked the sushi platter in mid air and sushi went all over her carpet (lol). She then asked what do I like. She even asked me if I like squab. I told her no because the name squab is like weird (squaaab). She then asked if I like spaghetti, so I told her I did. Then she suggested all these weird names after that, but I told her just put ketchup on it. I thought that I would scare her when my food was ready. When she left her kitchen to give me food, I jumped from behind the couch and yelled squab. She flipped the spaghetti in mid air and it got all over my hair, so she made me take a shower. After I was done, I saw my dad and uncle near grandma. I asked what they were doing and they told me that they wanted to check on me (dunno why lol). Then grandma asked me if I shut off the bathtub (I forgot lol) and I wasn't too sure until water poured all over her. At that point, my dad and uncle raced out of her house with me. It's been boring since because I was just waiting in the car while they went into the bar. Then we went home and I did my good ol thing.

I have to say, I never really wanted to go to grandma's house, but I guess bad things can turn good.

Sorry, but Shane Dawson and all the other internet celebs are fucking annoying and on the same not piss me off!

At 4/21/10 11:34 PM, Skwurll wrote: When someone breaks into your house, who saves your ass from being robbed and/or raped with just one call?

The police do more good than bad, so stop bitching.

Yippee Ki yay!

You dumb kid that's called blasphemy not racism. No wonder why Europeans call us stupid.

Well I spot irony with Canadians. Canada is just north of the US, and they insult us? LOL they're immigrants from the US so all they're doing is making fun of themselves.

"LOLZ Americans r fat and we're soo cool because we sit on our lazy ass and smoke weed all day and killing all of our brain cells! We're soo cool!!11!11!111!1!!!!1"

At 4/21/10 09:20 PM, creepyboy wrote: Fight Club
Pulp Fiction
The Dark Knight

I'm sorry, but those are NOT flawless (especially Dark Knight). Seriously, watch the real fucking movies, Pulp Fiction sucks, dark knight sucks, and fight club bores me to death.

Ahh, the liberal's favorite word.

At 4/21/10 06:17 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote: Statistically speaking, nothing is flawless as it's too subjective, and even if you could quantifiably measure it I doubt that these statistics would lead people to believe that Avatar was the most flawless film of 00-10, especially considering about 20% of critics didn't like it and 80% did (a decent spread, according to Rotten Tomatoes, but by no means flawless.)

These are pretty flawless movies:

Terminator 1 - 2
Godfather 1 - 2
Boondock Saints
Clockwork Orange
Full Metal Jacket

Ok we can both agree to Full Metal Jacket, but the end kind of stinks, so I don't consider that flawless. Never seen the rest of the movies on the list, but I found Sonic X to be a waste of time in my life so that;'s not flawless. God damn movies today suck, but Avatar was kind of worth while.

Well, statistically speaking, Avatar was considered to be the most flawless movie that was released between 2000-2009 and probably 2010.

Yes he does.

At 4/19/10 02:05 PM, Earthshine wrote: Since most of newgrounders are in their teens, I'm pretty sure that there are no WWII survivors. Try going to your local retirement home

Well I do live in Florida, so there are a lot of old people down here walking and driving around.

I'm currently doing a project at school of which I'm required to interview a war veteran who served in World War II. If not, then anyone who is related to anyone who was a veteran in World War II may participate. If interested, PM me and we shall start ASAP via PM here on NG.

At 4/7/10 08:45 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 4/7/10 08:39 PM, hateyou1 wrote: Like I said; Internet=/=kids

The internet does not equal kids?

What?

Well look at this thread and all kids over using internet memes and tell me.

At 4/7/10 07:58 PM, robbd2005 wrote:

At 4/7/10 07:57 PM, Thewests wrote: I've never thought of that before, I guess the best thing you can do is wash your hands before and after or wear gloves all day and look like an idiot.

Hey! dont make fun of michael Jackson!

Fuck you for bringing him up despite the fact that the media has been talking about the douche for months!

He's a pedophile btw

At 4/7/10 08:33 PM, The777Demon wrote: That's not anime that's animation.

There's a difference?

At 4/7/10 08:38 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: That film is massively over-rated.

Like I said; Internet=/=kids

You know, this just isn't that funny anymore (at least when you kids got on the internet).

At 4/7/10 08:13 PM, PhantomMask wrote:

At 4/7/10 08:09 PM, hateyou1 wrote: OMG slavery holy crap hang us all up for something soo fucking horrible! Guess what moron, 200 years ago. I'm still waiting for everyone to get their head of of their ass and move on! I also agree with the OP, any black person bitching about something that happened 200 years ago are n*ggers.

Listen up jackass, it was just an assumption! I may not be right, but you damn well know nothing either unless you are black yourself! I rest my case!

I know that blacks that bitch about slavery in the twenty first century are n****rs. The worst part is they can get away with pretty much any murder because they were called that word. Guess what? What the Romans did to other races in other countries after taking over them was also racist. They abused them, tortured them, and fed them to lions half alive. So I think I'll rest my case!

At 4/7/10 07:12 PM, PhantomMask wrote: It's because we did harm to black people (you know, slavery and citizen rights) and they never really did any of that stuff to us. It's kinda like "revenge." We gave them a hard time before, and now they treat us like trash.

OMG slavery holy crap hang us all up for something soo fucking horrible! Guess what moron, 200 years ago. I'm still waiting for everyone to get their head of of their ass and move on! I also agree with the OP, any black person bitching about something that happened 200 years ago are n*ggers.

I live in Florida and even here it's not that hot.

At 4/7/10 06:26 PM, Mussirus wrote:

At 4/7/10 06:23 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: The fuck are you talking about? What show is this?

King of queens, i think.

Yes yes this the show with Doug and Aurthur and I need help finding the episode with the above episode!

Say is anyone going to help me or am I going to have to search like a madman?!

Anyways, I forgot what episode it was but I need help with finding this episode on youtube. Anyways, Doug and his friends were playing poker and Aurthur made a bet against the black guy (Doug's friend) and he lost. So he had to give him money which he didn't have, so he offered to give his son piano lessons. Then Doug visits a dentist who is a very emotional guy and he was doing his teeth. So when this blond woman got in a fight with his dentist, he got pissed and he did a reckless job on Doug's teeth. Back to Aurthur. He was teaching his son to play the piano, but instead of playing the piano he taught him how to make the piano bench talk. So then after that, he invited more kids to piano lessons and then this one girl was wanting to know when she got to play the piano, but Aurthur kicked her out of his lessons. Then the black kid went to his father and he showed him what Aurthur taught him. The black guy got pissed, so he went to Aurthur's house and wanted him to play something. So all Aurthur did was put his finger on the note and dragged it to the other side. Then Doug's dentist found out that his daughter got ripped off from piano lessons before he did Doug's teeth, so Doug ran out of the dentist building with the blue thing on him. I was laughing my ass off after watching that, so can somebody tell me what episode that it. I would really appreciate that!

It's n*gger shit!