my stupid brother downloaded it .

I am not the Admin anymore

At 8/28/09 08:43 AM, TightRope wrote: I have, well had, this friend name Jordan that I was in military school with and when we got our time off he went to Daytona Beach Florida and while there flashed an 11 year old girl and a 9 year old girl trying to get in their pants and now he is in prison and the rest of his life is done for!

That brightened up my day .

I am pretty sick of this name , and am clueless as to why I chose it . How can I change? I don't want to make a new one because I still wanna have 07 user and 200+ posts .

So i ask you newgrounds , How do I change it ?

-Perks :
Decoy - sets up a red dot on Enemy radar , but no-one will be there .
gillie suit - wear a gillie suit without being a sniper
Speed Demon (Ability to sprint while prone/crouching)
Modern Cowboy (Dual Pistols)
Dual Attachments (Can equip two attachments on one gun)
Climber - (Ability to climb trees)
Slicer (Ability to grab enemy from behind and slit their throat)
MG Specialist (Ability to dismount MG's and place them anywhere)
Underwater Training (Ability to swim under water)
Tactility(two attachments EGG:grenade launcher and red dot sight)
Dominator : (you can get kill streak twice in one life)

-Weapons :
Mini Gun . ( OMG !!!)
radar attached to gun .
M110 SASS
FAMAS
MGL 140 (HOLY SH*T !)
TAR-21
STEYR AUG A3
IMI GALIL
AA 12 - !!! WTF
RAGING BULL MAGNUM
MK 46
UMP 45
XM8
PSG-1
SID SAUCER 552
L85A2
L86
SCAR - F CQC
FNC
ice picks ( melee weapon)
bushmaster
GLOCK 18
SPAS 12
870 MCS
KRISS
FN F2000
BLACK DESERT EAGLE
M1911
(LASER FOR PISTOLS)

-VEHICLES :
SNOW MOBILE

-OTHER STUFF YOU SHOULD KNOW
* Vehicles will be in MW2
* M16 will return, using stopping power will only be OHK at head, neck, and torso (abdomen, limbs, and hands/feet will not)
* Ak47 and M4 will return, unknown if there are any changes
* M40 will return, ACOG damage boost will be fixed
* Scorpion, P90, M21, R700, G3, G360 will not return
* There are more unknown weapons that will not return
* New sniper rifle: SR25M (United states forces)
* New Assault rifle: Diemeco C8 (Canadian forces M4 equivelant)
* New Assault rifle: L85A2 (United Kingdom forces)
* Total weapons in multiplayer are said to be around 35
* Favourite Modern warfare 1 maps will return
* Helicopters, air strikes, UAV will return
* Red dot sightings will come in different shapes for multiplayer (circular, square, original)
* Snipers will have special grass camouflage (As seen in Modern warfare 1's campaign)
* All perks will return from MW except eavesdrop and others will be altered
* All gametypes will return from MW and all will have hardcore versions
* New gametype: Secure (Call of duty version of capture the flag, however you capture the enemy's Intel)
* New gametype unconfirmed name, similar to search and destroy, however instead of trying to plant a bomb, you try to kill a specified enemy
* Solider customization for each class (and each country)
* Sniper with silencers will NOT be in multiplayer
* There are NO bots in local multiplayer
* Similar version to Nazi Zombies, however details are unknown
* NO guest players online, 1 player per console
* Killcam save feature
* There is blood and gore
* Offline/Online Co-op
* Story takes place in the Middle East
* Role as US marines return
* Ken Lally voice work in campaign
* Release is set for sometime in November
* New army tags will be available to add different elements in campaign (similar to halo skulls)
* Campaign-only weapons

At 8/26/09 12:14 PM, Grubby wrote: Defintely YouTube

I've never seen a more despicable hellhole on the whole internet, the community there epitomizes all the hardships and divisions that brings down humanity.

Go to ANY random video with even the most SLIGHTEST link to any topic, and usually you'll see some kind of flame war.

ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS? A video about the grand canyon skywalk provokes a full out RELIGIOUS DEBATE?!!

It's absolutely pathetic.

Go to any controversial asian video of military or political issues. You'll see no life Taiwanese and Japanese trolls auto-posting horribly offensive racist comments again and again to "bring the other culture down" when they're actually just wasting their lives.

YouTube really needs a huge comment filtering system, that's why I just downloaded the YouTube Snob blocker for Firefox. Dang it's despicable.

On a remembrance video for 9/11 some retarded piece of shit siad it was fake and the twin towers are still there - You get plenty of people doing things like that and it really fucks me off . So the comments on youtube .

You will learn young one .... You will learn ...

(This is 'general' forum - So it fits in .)

I really think knives or swords are bad ideas becuase if you encounter a crowd of zombies - you stab one in the head , and then they could grab your arm and the knife is still in a dead one's head and they'll kill you . (Duh)

Also you should wear thick , hard to tear and -skin tight cloths so they can't pull you towards them but your still well protected . You should keep them as far away from you as possible so it's highly unlikely to kill you . And try and find somewhere to sleep .

At 8/20/09 05:39 AM, bobbinter wrote: 4 hours a day isnt that much

When your american

A bin - in a festival . In the crowd .

Urza -

It's four letters .

At 8/20/09 02:41 PM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: Aw sorry to hear about your dog, my dog is more then happy to cover up like a normal member of society.

see?

That's horrific - It should kill it self . Really it should .

thanks - I am killing the bitch now .

At 8/3/09 04:38 PM, Cybersief wrote:

At 8/3/09 04:36 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

At 8/3/09 04:35 PM, harryharryharry98 wrote:

At 8/3/09 04:33 PM, Ejit wrote: End the google chrome process in task manager, or equivalent, and run a virus scan I suppose.

It siad that the administrator has blocked me from accessing that .

You're not the administrator? You're fucked then.

....NaN!

Nah, same shit happened to my brother, only user on the computer. Just restart, run in safe mode and use your anti-virus to delete that bitch.

But this virus is one hell of a bitch - On my security settings it said that there is no anti-virus . That little fucker must of deleted it . And I can't do it manually because it's hidden some where .

At 8/3/09 04:33 PM, Ejit wrote: End the google chrome process in task manager, or equivalent, and run a virus scan I suppose.

It siad that the administrator has blocked me from accessing that .

At 8/3/09 04:32 PM, FaceNine wrote: Go here and ask for help.

Really helpful people there. Just don't get impatient, it could take a while depending on how seriously infected your computer is. Make sure you read the rules before you request help too.

Thank you for helping .

Please help - I downloaded something that was actually a virus and I can't find it . I can't close my google chrome window . What the fuck am I supposed to do ?

Chaos space marines FTW .

Altair from Assasin's Creed .

He's black, therefor i hate him.

The Marine from Doom

Your racist , therefore i hate you.

your fucked .

OPTION 1 :
Just go with "It got stolen" and every time he comes back to the subject say "i need a piss" walk off , and never come back .

OPTION 2:
Put a rope around the broken screen and tie the other half to something high up , and say " All the porn you look at put him in distress .

At 6/25/09 03:45 AM, Jon4life wrote: Hey, Borat was pretty funny.

Yeah !

At 6/25/09 05:24 AM, voodoobob wrote: The Problem Isn't guns, its people. Human Are Naturally Destructive. Plus, If a Criminal Wants a gun, He will get it. Once I turn 21 I am going to buy the Winchester 87' lever action shotgun. It may sound stupid, but I want to be able to protect my friends and family.

First posts always suck .
(No-Offence but nobody really cares)

At 5/3/09 05:38 PM, ultrafighter1 wrote:

Type: Select Fire Assault Rifle
System of Operation: Gas
Caliber: 7.9mm Kurz Patrone (7.9x33mm)
Capacity: 30 round detachable box magazine
Sights: Tangent U-notch rear, Blade front
Length: 37"
Weight (unloaded): 10.85 pounds
Barrel: 14.35", 4 groove, right-hand twist

You could also just say 'STG 44'

How come I paid $3.29 for a half a bag of air?

Seriously, chip bags are getting more and more filled with air instead of , you know, the chips I paid for.

What are your thoughts on these bags of air known as chips?

At 6/23/09 04:01 PM, Andrewboy895 wrote: When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.

Joke was funny but , i was distracted by your even funnier sig .

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Sony Music Entertainment.

FUCK .

At 6/23/09 02:13 PM, killercomb wrote: im goin to high school soon and i hear its cool but i dont know much about it.
so tell me your thoughts and give me some tips to get really popular and crap like that

Same here , Does'nt seem to look THAT bad

At 6/23/09 02:30 PM, BioEthanol wrote:

At 6/23/09 01:27 PM, harryharryharry98 wrote: 360 or PS3 ?

i Have a 360 , but i was round my cousins for a few weeks , and PS3 seems alright ... I'm just jealous that Little Big Planet is only on PS3 . And on line play on it is free , but 5 quid a week for Xbox360 .
The graphics and the feel of the controller is better .

NG , What's your opinion ?

W00T 200 th post, W00t No one cares (except my mum). /post.

199 , Unlucky ( for a few seconds )

360 or PS3 ?

i Have a 360 , but i was round my cousins for a few weeks , and PS3 seems alright ... I'm just jealous that Little Big Planet is only on PS3 . And on line play on it is free , but 5 quid a week for Xbox360 .
The graphics and the feel of the controller is better .

NG , What's your opinion ?