960 Forum Posts by "Harpo-1"
I can tell when a girl wants me right when I meet her.
And I can taste music.
I'm watching it right now...It's cool. The animation is nice and violent. and sticky.
When you say "best singer on Earth," do you mean, "okay I guess?"
Because, if so, then yes.
Shoot him in the head with your shotgun, go find M Night Shyamalan and kill him too. Then yourself.
At 10/15/08 03:35 AM, Sekhem wrote:At 10/15/08 03:09 AM, Harpo-1 wrote: Palin supporters.people who accept the skewed version of reality as presented by the liberal media as absolute truth
People who accept a skewed book full of stories about magic, talking snakes, giant floods, and some all powerful being who never really shows up when he's needed, he just pops in to fuck a virgin, as the truth.
At 10/15/08 06:09 AM, maximuspower wrote: Psycho on you chest?? American flag on your shoulder??
SERIAL KILLER!?
Who knows... Maybe when I hit my midlife crisis, I can't predict the future.
At 10/15/08 03:53 AM, Sekhem wrote: hahaha dumbass
I was so mad, I broke my pipe. Cleaned the res out, and smoked it in my bong, then went back outside, and stared at the broken pieces of my once beloved pipe.
First I stared at it like a kid who I just beat up. Menacing, and spiteful.
Then I started staring at it like a girl who I just admitted to cheating on. Regretful and stupid.
Whatever, I'm high. Its all goooooood. =]
That's it. I'm done smoking weed through a pipe. Forever. For FUCKING EVER!!!!
It's blunts, joints, and bongs only, from now on. Bubblers are okay too. But any straight pipe is out of the question from now on.
I just smoked a bowl out of my pipe, and got a big ass bunch of ash right down my throat. Some hot ass ash too. Made me throw up.
From now on, It's only things with water ash catchers (bongs, bubblers, etc.) or something rolled.
NO MORE ASH IN MY MOUTH!!
At 10/15/08 03:24 AM, liaaaam wrote: Get very VERY drunk and sleep with a hooker.
Oh wait, you're American.
Therefor you're attractive enough to have a girlfriend. Granted you aren't gay.
'MERICA!
Here's a riddle my old teacher used to give kids new to his detention.
There is a light switch fixture in the basement, with 3 light switches on it, ONE of which connects to the light in the attic. You're by yourself, and you can only check the light in the attic once. How do you figure out which switch turns on the light?
Hint: Light bulbs have more qualities than light or dark.
Go to class, leave, get the weed, smoke some, go back to class high, be done with class, smoke more.
I already have 2 tattoo's. One American flag on my right shoulderblade, and "Psycho" on my chest. But I've saved up enough, and now I'm ready for my next one.
I want a 1/2 sleeve on my left shoulder, down my bicep. I decided I want aFoo Dog (Fu dog, fo dog, dog of buddha, etc.) Crawling downwards exhaling smoke out of his nostrils, maybe surrounded by some smoke. (I love to smoke)
If you're good at Japanese art it should be easy. I personally can't draw for shit, so I'm hoping someone here can do me good. All I need is the image of the Foo Dog, the artist that does the inking will fill in the part on the inside of my bicep.
Thanks to whoever responds to this. I'll post a picture of the tattoo when it's finished.
Can you make it so I dont have as bad of acne or razor burn?
thizz - ecstacy. I did hella thizz last night.
smackers - potent ecstacy tablets. Those were some smackers!
bammer - low quality. That was some bammer weed.
I live in california. People here say "hella" I think its stupid. Theres also a LOT more crappy slang.
hella - expressing a large or great amount of something. That car is hella cool. I have hella money.
hecka - 13 year old variation on hella. I got hecka pokemon cards.
clean - cool. That tattoo is hella clean.
fool - term for any person. Sup fool?
cutty - lame, stupid, cheap, sneaky. I was hella cutty and stole some shit from the store.
hyphy - crazy, eccentric, out of hand. That party was hella hyphy, i was doin coke and shit.
cat, catted, catty - to ditch, or ignore, to be chicken or uncool. He was supposed to show up at 10, its 12, that fool is hella catty.
dumbie - hyphy. Last night I was so dumbie, i fucked a turkey.
What is some crappy slang from where you are?
I called a girl a fat cocksucker once, and said the only skinny part of her was her cheeks.
Besides the C-word. What, actual insult, would be the meanest?
Come on people, lets hear your worst.
What is up with him nowadays?
Does anyone like his solo stuff?
His sandwiches come out backwards.
His cat barks. With a beak.
I'll post it once it gets graded, and i get it back.
It'll get an F.
For drawing Hillary Clinton with a Hitler mustache.
It was an art class. Goddamn.
*cries*
I misses the internet.
At 4/17/08 10:34 PM, FBIpolux wrote:At 4/17/08 10:28 PM, Harpo-1 wrote: Can someone point me in the direction of the origional Lolrus thread?I can not, but I can tell you if you reverse your name it will be 1-Oprah.
Anyways, can you tell me what the "origional Lolrus thread" is if you want some help finding it?
Lolrus... the walrus, similar to the "Lolcats" something about a missing "Bukkit."
I saw a picture of it at a friends house, it made me laugh a little.
I usually go with:
Buttless chaps
fuzzy thong
santa hat
spiked choker
leather boots
and occasionally a hurley hoodie.
