I've completely forgotten who I even voted for, the movies you pick should really be e-mailed to you or something for reference.

This is why the American legal system is a pile of smelly old shite. If Sony can somehow twist their court case into an issue of their right to bear arms then they'll win hands down because that's just how it works in America.

I gave up masturbation because it's kind of a disgusting thing to do really (splurge needs somewhere to go when you jack-off, and there are much better places for it to be), and also as a sort of test of willpower, I'm interested to see how long I can last without masturbating before I feel that I 'have' to, and then see if I can overcome that feeling of 'need' as well. I do have a GF though but it's a long distance relationship (opposite ends of the country) so at least a week or two to test my willpower.

As for those people who are spreading false rumours, it is neither healthy to masturbate, nor unhealthy not to. If you masturbate all the time then it doesn't make a damn bit of difference to anything except you end up with a sticky mess to keep clearing up.
Not masturbating causes no problems, old semen and sperm are absorbed by the body, or if you're still immature enough subconsciously then it splatters out in a wet dream instead.

As for girls masturbating, although it's sexy, it also makes them looser and seem more like 2 cent street skanks if they do it too much, though I guess it doesn't have any ill effects at all for them if done infrequently for fun since it's much easier to control the mess (ie there isn't really any).

I voted the latest episode of that for 2nd or 3rd because I love that series and the latest one was really funny too.

It's amazing how many good movies actually come out in a whole month, then when you're trying to vote for just five of them it's bloody impossible to decide!

As for games, although there were some fun ones (KITTEN CANNON!) I've yet to really find a Flash game that I can play and then want to go back to again later, replayability is the biggest factor in a game for me.

At 4/3/05 05:49 AM, BadReligionSkater wrote: I voted. Good luck to everyone!

Here were my five favourites:

Yep that's the one, A Demon Tale was the one picked first, I was kicking myself soon as I closed the window because I forgot the name of it and I really thought it was a brilliant flash!

Wow, apparently I'm #784 for experience so I got to vote. Although I put down There She Is 2 it was not my top vote.

A real man was born one, duh.

Nvidia 6800 Ultra DDL 256mb card, haven't looked into over-clocking it yet because it runs everything I have just fine. Might do it in future though and get something to cool it down a bit more.

It's not really my thing, but I think the main advantage of Hentai is that as far as fantasy is concerned, imagination is the limit.

Take your pick.

I'm one seriously messed up person. There are of course the dreams featuring horses, and the time I dreamt about shapes that simply cannot exist in reality and make no sense in theory, yet I could visualise, but cannot describe or draw them.

Yeah.

Toxicity by System of a Down

I actually make my own, you can view the whole lot in their different sizes here. Scroll to the end for the latest (and greatest) version, which also support widescreen.

I then have random resized photos of horses =)

Okay this isn't really related to todays news but it may be noticed more easily here in the latest one. It's just that I just noticed that if you look in the source for any page sent by Newgrounds, all javascript and stylesheet information is sent with every page, surely it would make more sense to take these elements and make them seperate files and include them using the <link> tag?

Anyone who deals with this stuff feel free to e-mail me if I'm not making any sense =)

Okay, I'll sell something through you Kaabi. I have a rusty plastic button worth at least $300, if I don't get my 85% then I set fire to your face and make you watch (through the flames) while a box of hamsters rapes your family.

Perhaps that gives a rough indication as to how impressed I am by this scam.

I'm a huge Mac fan (no, not overweight!) and I must say that you must be having some poor experience of Macs. I think first of all I'd like to note that your Mac experience is centred around your school machines, now this is fair enough, except that these machines likely see a lot of different users all doing different things with varying degrees of care.

A similar example; I do part-time work in a hospital, they have Dell machines there, only one or two people use these machines each day, and only for a limited number of taks. They're getting a little dated now but they work fine and have only had minor hardware failures over their lifetime.
Meanwhile, at my old high-school they had Dell machines (the same ones) and at any time any class-room would have at least 3 (of 20) machines with faults, wether it be not starting up, a buggered mouse or colour missing on the monitor. Roughly six or seven machines would be replaced each month.

The point I'm making here is that any OS if used with some measure of care will run just fine without crashing. The real up for the Mac OS is that it is much harder to make a mess of than Windows, SP2 sounds like it might be a significant development in this area, but the entire core operation of Mac OS X makes it difficult to mess up key elements.

In regards to hardware, Macs are actually very competitive, now the clockspeeds are obviously different, but clockspeed has always been a pretty poor measure of performance. Performance is actually extremely good and in fact greatly exceeds many chips in some areas. Take a look at the Dual 2.5ghz Powermacs, they beat most desktops into the ground, both in performance and the sheer weight of cash you need to get one (I'm trying =). On Photoshop tests the Dual 2.5ghz beats a pentium 4 3.4ghz machine by 108% (that's less than half the time taken to do the same thing, on a machine that is theoretically only about 50% faster).
Lastly, it is possible to overclock a Mac processor, I'm not sure where you heard that you couldn't, in some cases it is a bit more complicated to do it but it is entirely possible.

For my personal Mac experience, I am currently using a 400mhz g3 (CRT) iMac which is some 4 or 5 years old, it is running OS 10.3.5 (the latest version of OS X) and it has an uptime of some 97 days excluding restarts for system updates. It runs quite smoothly, even though its slowness due to age does show through. The only hardware problem I have had was with the power-supply (it didn't like being next to a radiator and died).

There are a great many punishments far worse than the eternal embrace of death

I went past Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllan on the narrow guage train there back when I went to Wales about two years ago. The sign was bigger than the platform! It was a fairly small platform but it was still a monster of a sign!

Guess =)
Mine is the one in my user profile, also shown very poorly in the middle of my sig.

I think Beebo is funnier overall, but RAB has some hilarious moments as well. I'm swinging more towards Beebo though as RAB is pretty toilet-humour dominated.

The sort of semi-gothic look is cool, some go way over the top and it becomes ridiculous though. I like the kind of more subtle, dark-clothes, dark-eyes, dark/red hair sort of look personally, with some of that cool Gothic jewellery.
But the over-the-top ones with hair in all kinds of stupid styles or with more chains than the Tour de France are embarrasing.

I agree with Gassmaster, most of you are blowing this out of proportion. Somebody died yes, but he did not need to, and I also question his reasons for doing so.
But seeing as what's done is done I can only say R.I.P LC.

I have seen at least two super-banners but most of the time I'm getting the small adult banners in the middle of where the superbanners go.

The new design is awesome!

The one bug that I notice is that when actually viewing a movie itself, the little 'bar' at the bottom seems to be a little bit lower and a little bit more to the left than it should be, in Safari (Mac OS X) that is. The rest looks perfect!

Reviewing should be disabled as well, too much crap about how "OMFG THIS SHULD BE DEL3TED BCOZ LINK NO WROK!"

I blame internet explorer for giving crappy error messages no-one understands.

I really don't think it's fair to insult an artist, just because you don't agree with their work doesn't mean you should insult it. If every time someone comes up with a new, interesting or even remotely funny idea some people get together and bash it for a day then how the hell is anything good meant to happen? I for one find a lot of illwillpress' work amusing and I think that Foamy is an excellent character, unlike a lot of characters on Newgrounds.
I respect the work of illwillpress since it uses original characters with original ideas and original artwork. There are many movies and games on Newgrounds that steal sprites or copy from other people's artwork, I personally hate people who steal in this way. It seems to me like anyone could make an 8-bit sprite movie, or a stick figure death, indeed a good number of people seem to have, and done so poorly. But there are those among them that are truly inspired and I respect them for this.

Neurotically Yours is not a bad series, it's not even below average. It has good artwork, good humour and if you don't like it, why not just go and watch something you do instead of trying discourage one of the original and great authors out there?

Some javascript on the front page is really beginning to annoy me, I don't know if it's an advert or something but every time I go to the main page I get the message:

"Sorry, your browser is not WIN32 Compatible"

It would be nice if this were either removed, or altered so that no alert pops up. I think by now I realise that since my computer says 'iMac' on the front it ain't a Windows machine :P

Or if you have to keep it, change it to:

"Congratulations, your browser is not WIN32 Compatible. Have some money, you deserve it for being a believer"

Is something happening with that server? Quite a few times now I've noticed that I can't view any entries because I have been unable to connect to the server "upload.newgrounds.com" where all the flash files are kept =/

I can zip around the site easily enough, but quite a few times now - usually around this time (after 9pm GMT) - I have been unable to view entries which sux :(

And least you didn't have to tell them you hide bodies under the floorboards in their room. Woo that would be a tough one!

What if she/he farts while ur doing it?! WILL YOU MEMBER EXPLODE?? Or would it just pass?

Would you suggest sex with a girl who needs a shit or has gas even if you were having regular sex?

Ah that's okay then, I didn't realise it did that I thought that overtime votes just got ignored.