At 8/26/08 01:28 AM, TheSweetGirl wrote: Like the teacher's lounge?

Yeah, I always thought the teacher's lounge would be super awesome with couches, vending machines, and unlimited supply access.

At 8/3/08 12:56 PM, draco199 wrote: asian guy get to

Currently, the tallest man and shortest man in the world are both Mongolian.

At 8/3/08 03:24 PM, TOEZ wrote:
New restrictions. Also, you can, but it has to be of a limit. Something like, 250 ML as an example. Same goes for stuff like other beverages, gadgets, and even cosmetics.

There was always a limit for duty free shopping; it's nothing new. I flew four times last month and everyone was carrying a 40 oz bottle of whiskey, vodka, or tequila with them. That's nowhere near 250 ml.

At 8/3/08 02:03 PM, DannehDaMan wrote: Yeah, you aren't allowed to take alcohol on board because it could be used to make a fire

Since when? Of course you can take alcohol on board; what do you think all those "duty free" shops at the airport are for? After you purchase it, you have to carry it on with you; your luggage has already been checked in.

The parents had four other kids to keep track of. It's a fairly understandable mistake. If she were an only child though it would be a different story.

At 7/28/08 03:34 AM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote:

At 7/28/08 03:32 AM, HAQnSPITT wrote: What is the question? Condensed milk is similar to evaporated milk, except it tastes like candy. You can buy both of them in the baking aisle at most grocery stores.

I only managed to get milk powder..

1 cup water + 1 cup powdered milk + 1/2 cup sugar = condensed milk
you'll have to boil the water and sugar together first and stir until everything dissolves

At 7/28/08 03:27 AM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: Recipe courtesy of Fli.

Now I ask you this...... condensed milk and evaporated milk.....................

What is the question? Condensed milk is similar to evaporated milk, except it tastes like candy. You can buy both of them in the baking aisle at most grocery stores.

At 7/28/08 12:16 AM, NemoX wrote:
How come you can wear a bikini comfortably and be seen with it, yet it it's underwear, you freak out? it's the same thing! we can probably see more with the bikini than the underwear.

When people wear swimwear they're aware that their body is being exposed. Most people will remove body hair, put on lotion, and temporarily improve their posture to keep themselves looking nice while at the beach. Bathing suits are also made of thicker material than underwear; you can't see through them and they're less likely to wedge into someone's bottom.

Underwear is typically fairly thin and transparent. It would be awful to have semi x-ray vision which allowed you to see people's underwear. I don't want to look at overflowing pubic hair, maxipad wings, or a variety of bodily fluid stains. Go inside the women's locker room at your local gym if you really want to be grossed out.

When I was in elementary school an educational singing duo would come perform at our school every year. They always held up an "applesauce" sign between acts. I didn't like their sign because we had to clap to be polite, but because we did clap they probably thought we couldn't read very well.

I never really watched any of those shows except Doug, because they were for rich kids with cable. Also, I didn't watch very many cartoons in the 90s because they weren't very good compared to the cartoons of the 80s. Carebears, Fraggle Rock, Snorks, Smurfs, He-Man, She-ra, My Little Pony, and Transformers are way more hip.

80s>90s

P.S. - Ren and Stimpy humor = Sponge Bob humor

At 7/24/08 09:43 AM, ffx-master260 wrote: Dedicated to remembering a time when cartoons didn't suck.

The 90's
Rocko's Modern Life
Dexter's Laboratory
Ren and Stimpy
Doug
Hey Arnold!
Kablam!
CatDog

Have you seen Robocop?

At 6/30/08 09:10 PM, Grubby wrote: What's your favorite "High End" clothing brand, such as brands like Hollister, Aeropostale, Abercrombie & Fitch, and American Eagle.

I wouldn't consider any of those "high end" clothing brands. If it comes from a store located inside of every single mall in America, you know it's not high end.

At 5/3/08 01:50 AM, Slug-Gunner wrote: Any suggestions? I was thinking of going close to a public school nearby and sell ice cream.

If there isn't a local vendor crew that already has that territory claimed or if the local gangs don't demand "rent" from you, then that's actually a really good idea. Vendors in good locations make way more money than I do, especially if they don't report their income to the IRS. Just make sure you look young so the police won't fine you for vending without a permit.

At 5/1/08 03:08 AM, Peacekid wrote:
This is american, though, but if we were in Jap'n or China, it'd be Nene.

No, if it were a Japanese word, it would follow the rules for pure vowels for Romanized writing and say "Nay-Nay". It would need to be spelt nini in order for it to say "nee-nee"

It could still be interpreted as "nee-nee" if you were thinking of the old 2nd grade open syllable rule.

At 4/30/08 09:17 PM, Jesus-Owns-X wrote: How does Nene translate to Neen?

Kindergarten phonics rule: "silent-E makes the vowel say its name."

At 4/26/08 10:41 PM, GodsSentWarrior wrote:
I work at Trader Joe's,
I make $8.00 an hour.

Is that all they pay there? The employees are always so friendly and happy that I assumed they got paid more.

How old do you have to be to work where you live?

At 3/19/08 09:50 PM, austin wrote:

I entered my poem in a contest, and got the Editor's Choice Award. According to the email I received from the organization, only 12% of the thousands of entries received were given this award.
Sadly, I can't afford to buy the plaque

My little brother (now 24) used to get letters like this in the mail starting when he was about 5 years old. They claimed his teacher entered his writing in a contest and he had won. These scams have been around forever. They tell you that you've won something and then you pay to have your work published or to buy the award that you "won."

I smell a scam

At 3/11/08 12:08 AM, Zavior9 wrote: Someone stole, like a freakin juice bottle
I swore right when the principal passed by me and she didn't happen to notice.
This guy got thrown to a locker and a freakin teacher was out in the hall.

Do you really consider these examples of a "high crime rate"? It sounds like you're either in 3rd grade or you go to some tiny, pansy, parochial school.

Buy her one of those new dumb games that are marketed towards girls. I'm sure she'll love that. You can both play Bratz together.

The first Mario game I played was the original Mario Bros. arcade game.
Later when the NES came out in the US, I played Super Mario Bros., my first Mario console game.

Hair, it looks very David Spade-esque.

Since you can get this information from individual user pages by doing a little kindergarten math, I'm gonna go ahead and label this a stat topic.

Your hair would look better straight than it does naturally if you washed, conditioned, and brushed it regularly. It looks too oily in the top picture which makes it unattractive. Long hair on males only looks nice if they maintain it properly.
I'm not really a fan of chemically altered hair, so two better options, in my opinion, rather than going to a salon and having it straightened would be:
-grow your hair longer so its own weight naturally makes your hair straighter
-comb your hair immediately after washing it and periodically as it air drys (do not blow dry); this will prevent it from puffing up like it does in the lower picture

At 1/24/08 09:41 PM, Freakinhugelittleguy wrote: oh wow really? this is the first time i have ever fallen asleep in class

Yeah, I see kids fall asleep every day. I usually let the kids sleep and toss a blanket on them, unless its time to leave or time for lunch.

I think almost everyone has fallen asleep in class. Even teachers fall asleep while teaching.

At 1/22/08 08:29 PM, UltimateCyprien wrote:
My question, would it be weird in this day and age to stay with your GF for years and years without ever taking another GF?

No, assuming you were both adults when you met, I would say this sounds normal.

This is the part that makes you seem weird:

She... is exactly six years older than me

and your profile says you're 18.
You started dating a 17 year old when you were 11?

At 1/20/08 07:07 PM, The-evil-bucket wrote: I don't waste money like that.

Neither do I, I won't even pay money to see a movie once.

At 1/17/08 01:43 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: ...parents.
Well, Newgrounds, have you ever played music for your parents/ other family?

Yeah, my mom always wants to play duets every time I come over. When relatives and elderly people come to visit she makes my sibs and I get out all of our instruments and entertain them with an old fashion sing-along.

At 1/17/08 01:38 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: How is it ready in ten seconds, do you not shower?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I don't wash it everyday; it's not really good for your hair to wash it frequently. I also prefer to bathe at night.