At 11/10/09 12:07 AM, nathanallenpinard wrote: FL is more full featured by far and for those wanting a low cost solution.

Garageband is free.

Garageband is more a starter program, supplied with OS X for 2 main reasons; to provide people an easy way to manipulate and produce audio without shelling out for a full DAW and to encourage advanced hobbyists to upgrade to Logic Express or Logic Studio - which are truly much more powerful and useful than Garageband is. If you do have a mac, I'd suggest buying Logic Studio since it's probably the best you're likely to get + it's easier to use than you'd expect.

Sort of paid for Logic Studio ... I didn't, but it was a gift for my 18th birthday :P

£170 from Ebay XD

It looks like a cheetah had sex with a tiger had sex with a turtle had sex with a mudkipz

Why wouldn't you just see yourself getting to where you are now?

As you look back where you've been, the light that was emitted/reflected from your ship would reach you in-front-of, and before the light from the earth would reach you.

Keeping the Romans out of Caledonia ... and doing surprisingly well.

Wow, so much hard work. I'm sure that it must have truly rewarding, honest work stealing from artists.

Normally, I would give advice; but tbh, I have no sympathy for people who openly steal from artists just to avoid actually paying for something that's someone's - recognisably - put their heart into.

You realise that it's probably something tiny that could be fixed for a tenner by a local techie.

Regardless, if I were getting a new mac, I'd probably get This model of iMac. I'd also use my student discount to knock a couple of hundred pounds of and get myself a free iPod Touch <3

I can't tell my favourite pizza places; almost all of the pizza places in Dundee use a generic box made by a company dedicated to making pizza boxes in Fife :P

Bleh, I prefer Bridies to Pizza <.< They're not nearly as big normally ... but if you get a Forfar Bridie, they can be fucking enormous. I have a picture of myself when I was wee with a forfar bridie about 3 times the size of me, but I dread thinking about what would happen to that picture if I uploaded it to newgrounds.

I thought UKTV only showed things made by the BBC ...

Why the hell are we debating the plausibility and effects of global warming in a thread about nailing jelly to a wall?!

At 10/18/09 02:03 PM, Techno wrote: I like the way the British sound, i mean, sometimes it is hard to understand them but overall it is completely bad ass.

Most likely because of Sean Connery

Sean Connery has an Edinburgian accent, not an English one.

Months ago, I would have said "Live action Dragon Ball Z" ... now that's gone up the duff :\

so "Live action Pokémon"

They wouldn't ... would they? ... would they?!

At 10/17/09 03:28 PM, Jinetik wrote:

At 10/16/09 12:29 PM, TheAdd wrote:

At 10/16/09 12:25 PM, MrPercie wrote: How can they love this?

"Forking ell love!...Now put on the FOOTY!

What the fuck was that? Thats Scottish or something you retarded cunt

Thats nothing like Scottish...
"Fuck sake wumin! Get the fitba oan" Would be closer to Scottish.

This kind of sentence would never be used though as Im sure most guys would just turn it over themselves since they already would have the remote :p

"Wan stick on the fitba, quine"

The more the scots accent is refined, the further and further it moves away from English :P Although that's understandable when you're trying to pin down the accent of a people who's language is separate from English.

Nobody likes their own accents ... American girls like English (ENGLISH, not british, there is no "British" accent), English girls like Scottish accents, and Scottish girls like Irish accents.

... I should buy a kilt, move to England, and scream freedom :3

At 10/16/09 01:22 AM, Yorik wrote: The article is confusing. It says the teacher turned her "love letter" in to the school administration and then later is quoted saying that he didn't know if they knew about their relationship. How could they not know when he told them? And why does she blame the school for problems caused by her relationship with the teacher? She's the one that was all about being with him, so where does she get off blaming them for her poor performance after it all fell through?

This is a dumb story.

The teacher gave the love letter to the school initially, when they didn't have a relationship. The relationship was only started long after that. He didn't tell them he was having an affair, he told them that she had sent him a love letter when he wasn't.

She blames the school for splitting them up because it's the school that's the sole reason for the split up; there was nothing illegal about the relationship except for the breach of contract between the teacher and the school.

She never had poor performance in school - she still graduated and passed,she just wasn't allowed to be at the graduation ceremony.

At 10/7/09 01:20 PM, HaniiPuppy wrote: Scotland, or failing my own country, Hellas :)

Ta and %u0395%u03C5%u03C7%u03B1%u03C1%u03B9%u03 C3%u03C4%u1F60

Ok ... just found out that the NG forum doesn't accept the hellenic alphabet, who'd have thought?

Scotland, or failing my own country, Hellas :)

Ta and %u0395%u03C5%u03C7%u03B1%u03C1%u03B9%u03 C3%u03C4%u1F60

Jesus is coming.

Look busy.

At 9/7/09 02:47 PM, NumberOneChina666 wrote: Your comment was a little off topic and It needs to be ignored.

No offense or anything, but it doesn't exactly look like you've done that very well.

At 9/1/09 11:29 PM, Ephersand wrote: NumberOneChina your complete list of Asian countries is severely incomplete. It leaves out even Russia, the biggest country in the world.

Off-topic, but my mum thought that russia was a microstate on the border of Ukraine. I keep hearing the previous generation going on about how poor this generation's education level is, and then they say something like Calcium isn't a metal or that every one of the states in the USA is an individual country.

At 9/1/09 08:32 PM, NumberOneChina666 wrote:

At 9/1/09 08:00 PM, Back-From-Purgatory wrote: Wouldn't it make more sense to post this like a week before the contest starts?

As it stands, everyone will forget this contest even exists before it even starts.

A week ahead of time would be a little last minute

What about a month?

Ever get the feeling that you're playing a wee bit too many video games?

At 9/1/09 12:22 AM, Echo-Konosko wrote:

At 8/31/09 11:50 PM, M-Vero wrote: I shit myself at pizza

i jizzed myself at dream

I came several times at had

At 9/1/09 12:37 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: 7. I have a personal vendetta against you specifically.
8. I'm abusing my mod powers.

Well, at least your honest about it :P

At 8/31/09 11:40 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote:

At 8/31/09 11:37 PM, Gaero wrote: What do you think is the most painful thing in the world?

I accidently ripped out a pube from my anus. It is in my opinion, the most painful thing in the world.

There are many more painful things that can happen to your anus alone that are worse then that.

I've broken my left wrist and my collar bone - there are far more painful things in the world, believe me.

When you have such a damaging injury, your brain releases endorphins into your bloodstream to dull the pain (it, of course, gets much more painful once your brain can't release any more) - which also happens to be why some people derive pleasure from pain.

Sometimes, the most painful thing isn't necessarily a source of physical pain, or may be less physical pain than mental or emotional pain. For instance, being a vicar and having to go to the emergency room to have a potato removed from your arse would invite a lot more emotional pain (from embarrassment mostly, I'm guessing) than it would physical pain.

Bleh, all that's going to happen is that DC will be bought over by Dreamworks, Disney will be bought over by Apple, Dreamworks will be bought over by Microsoft, and both of them will be bought over by Cadbury-Schweppes (the umbrella company that owns Coke, Pepsi, and Doctor Pepper, along with a lot of Alcopops, almost all of the chocolate you can buy, and a fuck-load more things that you probably thought were independent)

Why should it matter to you if it's a girly or guy...ly drink? Just drink it already and stop shitting your breeks about what other people are going to think about you. I have friends to chug down pints of champagne.

At 8/28/09 06:29 PM, LaForge wrote: This forum is intended for the discussing the creation of music, not the appreciation of it.

In other words, this type of thread is not allowed. You can, however, ask in the Audio Forum Lounge.

They're a band on newgrounds - in the NG:AP, they go under the name GardenStateDamien.

Any way you have of proving definitely that you made the song works - and the poor man's copyright does work as long as it's a protected and tracked package. You could also use evidence of your music existing prior to someone else making it from trusted sources (ie the Google Caches, Archive.org, etc.) as very strong evidence.

At least, that's the way it works under Scottish Law. I'd presume that it's the same in America, since it's only common sense - I'd be extremely surprised if the only way to copyright your work was to register it with the government for a $45 fee. (Imagine coming back from holiday and having to pay $45 to the government for every photo you took before you upload it to flickr/bebo/whatever)

Whenever I write a song, I usually think of the title first and then imagine how the song would sound :P

I need to write more songs <.<;;

You get very un-generic sounding music when you try to use these tips to make punk music.