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So, whatever you do don't dye your hair black and join some douche baggy band.

ahhh, the 1950's when the man of the house could earn enough for his familyl

Maybe it's that murdered male prostitute you stuffed under your bed...

Do it! Flip the switch! FLIP THE FUCKING SWITCH MOTHERFUCKER!!!

You think that's gross? Then you are gonna vomit when I tell you that I have been sexing off in your cheerios every morning for the past three years.

OK, good luck with that.... feel to notify us when your dick turns into a jelly bean.

If you do fight start saying that your the third revelation if your winning like that crazy oil guy.

So the moral of the story is Newman's own dressing = PCP and Crack, by the looks of it.

I use the bible.... What else is it good for?

Snooty judgmental bitches... I guess.

Beards are great but it's annoying when you get food bits in them.

I wound one then use him as bait to lure out his little buddies, like a sniper then they feel the wrath somthing heavy or my blow torch... Hey some little fancy heads watch TV I just watch roaches run around in circles on fire on my stone floor. little plebeian bastards.

Jim Heckler and Derrick Whipple V.S. Tim Hidecker and Eric Wharehiem ?

A dead bird and a black eye.... A hobo mugged u in the parking lot.

On second thought fat people kinda annoy me too, but only the type that stuff their faces. Because other people in the world fucking NEED that food. Then for those vary fat people to bitch on tv kinda sickens me. [ barfing noises]

Ted Danson tux stand out man! The proof is there man.

Get foot surgery, stub your toe then call out your dog's name and pain then rush in for revenge and claw the shit out of his face. muuhahahaha!

There would be no sex on tv, like little Opey eating pie when he made it with aunt Bee...

Honestly, turn it into a run down, heathen, commie, and pathetic hell hole then sell it to the highest bidder... or Satan like that other guy.

hey i did that too!, but to thoughts of clowns riding dolphins!

I stopped 4 minutes ago.

we hunted them for their warm pelts and chewy meat.

We had bad bill the rapping dope pope, he killed a couple of cats and broke into someones house and violated their peanut butter with his penis.

tom cruse and john trovolta suck greasy hairy monkey balls

yeah your complaints entering my brain where the only solutions are a hammer to the head of alot of booze.... Honestly, ever hear of deleteing?

I VANT TO KILL THAT MAN FOR ACTS OF RAPING CHURCHES AND BURNING WOMEN!

well... since she is a whore bribe her with clients, if that does not work pimp slap her and put a cigarette out in her eye... That's how my dad got my mom to marry him, and then she ran away...

man, that gyro guy gives me the creeps, aw fuck it- moving on many arguments= 0 friends, THE END!, I WIN ASS WHIPE!!!lol

Oh yeah i was gonna go today but decided to go back to bed because the free comic books always blow monkey balls and the writing is for three year olds, Honesty comics are one of the cheapest forms of entertainment already anyways even if your broke like me.

Yeah man, i may be a odd stoner, stuck in the 50s living a cozy cardboard lifestyle but hear me out i've been with my girl going on 12 years next month, and from my experience non body compliments, courage, and..THIS IS KEY a nonchalant but not too nonchalant attitude {or youll make her think you are not interested}.

Good luck, H-lad

Yeah well the angry drunk in the corner is to beat papa to a pulp, flurries suck,man i mean WTF, oooooh look at me fantasize about f***ing a drooling short bus weirdo in a poorly constructed bunny and wolf suits. I'm sorry to be the a**hole here but you gotta draw the line some where and the mental retardation of general society that some folks call a fetish is mine.

P.S.
It's not ignorance it is intolerance, F**ko!... I go to school with many furry loving F*** faces and it genuinely sickens me.

YEAH I KNOW THE NEW GOKU IS A TOTTILING LITTLE QUEERBATE!