Plenty of you little fuckers need to learn English before you move onto anything else. Holy shit, you're terrible.
I like Spanish a lot, and as a person of German heritage, I like German a lot as well.
But seriously, pay a little more attention in English class, d-bags.

The thing about Flash is that it's POSSIBLE to use it for commercial use, and if you're good enough, you can design websites and all that shit for big, huge companies and make a shitload of money. To get good enough at it to do that, you need to start using it when you're young, and doing a bunch of stupid spam flash on Newgrounds, and when you're starting out, you don't have $600 to spend on a piece of fucking software that you may or may not be able to use in the future. At that price, you should pay for it if you can, but you might be making the world a better place by playin the sneak. I'm not encouraging you to do it, I guess I'm just saying that Adobe should sell a basic version for like $30 so you have a reason to buy the $600 version.

True Faith, and almost everything by New Order.

What about Down Syndrome?... I mean, you've got MORE chromosomes...

I went to China one day and was touched by a man named Ji Song.

I've noticed that, while brutish, Americans don't actually say "Fuckzorz" out loud.

Pink hair is hot. Don't be such a bitch.

I really think the design needs to be more practical before I buy one.

I saw that they were mixing in little facts as the credits were rolling, but I really didn't feel like sticking around. I REALLY had to pee.

Real wizards look like this.

It's not a problem, as long as you don't call attention to the fact. As you just have.

I've been defending the ads on Newgrounds for a while now, but the video ads with audio are beyond the limits of reason. What really gets me is that the ads aren't for anything that anyone on this site would ever buy. It's not good business for anyone involved.

I'm predicting, in all sincerity, that Seth MacFarland isn't making this show to be good at all. I honestly think he's just fucking with us. To see what he can get away with, to see if people will call his literal shit golden.

I've thought the Simpsons has been just fine for a long time, and think a lot of the people complaining are whiny bitches.

Let's not forget that Americans should be taking Canadians and Mexicans as slaves. If you live in the UK, take a few from Ireland. Preferably from the Northern part, I hear they're a bit more willing.

Trolls make terrible missionaries.

The more of a case against Christianity there is out there, the wackier and stupider Christians are going to get.

At 9/25/09 08:51 PM, Onepiece285 wrote: Put something like this in your sig or make a blog post about it.

Put it in your sig or blog and demand that this thread be deleted or locked. Because you're asking for it right now.

It wouldn't matter because they'd make 9095490834693409 more movies and I'd probably show up in those.

I've been goth-ish since I was what... 11ish... I'm 28 now. I've always been a big vampire fan. But with the onslaught of Twilight, and far worse, these tween emo vampire fagfests out there, I think I'm finally past the whole vampire thing.

9/11 is soooo 8 years ago.

Yep. The French are happier people. There you have it.

None of that is mysterious or interesting in any way. Just like Wade.
He's a normal, boring guy, who's brother made a website that caught on. That's all. Quit sucking his dick.

Spell it right, first.

It's Krinkels, dumbass.

Delaware

Hi, I'm in Delaware.

I wanna be a guy who gets paid to have AIDS.

I hear at Metallica shows, you have to pay them to keep playing after every song.

Seriously, Metallica is everything that's wrong with music these days.

The fact that they shop at and took their pictures to be developed at Wal-Mart shows me that they're terrible parents and need their kids taken away.

Is it just me, or has the whole "being a mod" thing turned into an episode of Degrassi?